#i give californian prices a lot of shit but tbh they do liquor correctly there

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Maaaaan I'm so tired of the way Quebec does liquor. I don't WANT to go to a little gov-owned boutique-style store and speak with a consultant and pay $50 CAD for a small bottle of nice whiskey. I am not that fancy. I am trash, okay? I am garbage. I want to walk a maximum of five minutes to the closest, scuzziest convenience store and buy a handle of the worst liquor ever distilled, just absolutely dogshit ethanol garbage, in a plastic bottle from a brand I've never heard of, and I want it to cost $10.99. This isn't a big ask come on now.