#i have this yan wife draft that has been collecting dust since forever

[hana-no-seiiki]

YAN! SPOUSE: Looks are overrated. Marry for their personality and the future you see with them.

YAN! SPOUSE: And by personality I mean their ability to bully you.

YAN! SPOUSE: . . . And by future I mean their ability to keep calling you a pathetic, waste of space for the rest of eternity.

YAN! SPOUSE: *spaces out, fantasizing about the time you accidentally spilled hot water on them thinking it was intentional* Hah~ 🤍