#i just need it out of my brain so i can finish CTTD ch4

[dogbunni]

Crimes I think Nendo would commit <3

in no particular order:

Petty theft- at least twice he has walked out of a store holding something he didn’t pay for simply because he forgot he was holding it

Piracy- his mama knows a guy who still pirates dvds. The Nendos haven’t paid for a dvd since 2007

Underage drinking- see my post about him and Kuboyasu's monthly bonding experiences

Vandalism- if he has a sharpie in his hands he just starts drawing on walls regardless of where he is. Also because he's big and scary looking a group of wannabe delinquents got him to look out for them while they tagged some roll down shutters

Drug use- he's had an edible once or twice but he can never stop himself from eating the whole thing right away so he ends up astral projecting into Toritsuka’s bedroom like why is my dad here

Assault- one time he went sicko mode and threw a chair at Kuniharu. Saiki had to intimidate his dad into not pressing charges <3

Espionage- everyone went on a school trip to the US and as they were getting a tour of the white house Nendo somehow found himself in a bunker staring straight at nuclear launch codes. Saiki had to mind control everyone into forgetting the whole trip so that Nendo wouldn’t go to supermax

Reckless driving- this man should not be allowed behind the wheel of a car

Possession of a weapon of mass destruction- I just know that his farts are diabolical