#i just uhhhhhhh dunno if it would have. complications or not.

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas

Candy, page 19

JADE: how cute do you guys think johns baby is going to be

JADE: like on a scale of 1-11???

DAVE: i dunno

DAVE: i still havent come to terms with the fact that johns gonna be a dad

JADE: you dont think hell be a good one?

DAVE: i didnt say that but ok since you asked

DAVE: i mean think about it if you were gonna rank us in order of maturity based on all the years weve known each other

DAVE: about where would you put john

KARKAT: BELOW ME BUT ABOVE YOU.

DAVE: yeah exactly

DAVE: now hes all married and pregnant and hes got a mustache

KARKAT: I’M STILL NOT OVER THE FUCKING MUSTACHE.

JADE: why not he looks so good!!

DAVE: yeah he looks disturbingly good

DAVE: i almost cant talk to him anymore it looks so good

JADE: ohhhhh?

DAVE: jesus jade dont fuckin read into it

DAVE: a bro can appreciate how attractive his bro has become and maybe get a little breathless at the sight of his chiseled jawline and manly facial hair without being gay about it

DAVE: ive just been thinking lately everytime i see him that hes

DAVE: ok dont make fun of me for saying this but its like

DAVE: johns a Man

DAVE: not a lowercase m man but a fully grown up legit fuckin Dude with a leather briefcase and a suit that he only wears on special occasions

KARKAT: PRETTY FUCKED UP.

DAVE: i know right

JADE: hmmmm...

JADE: well...

JADE: ive actually been thinking lately about how since rose and kanaya had a kid and jane and jake had a kid and john and roxy are gonna have a kid.......

JADE: what would you think if maybe...

JADE: ....we had kids???

KARKAT: WHAT

KARKAT: WHO? YOU AND DAVE?

JADE: no stupid all three of us!

DAVE: uhhh

JADE: what??

DAVE: uhhhhhhh

JADE: look i know there are “issues” to sort out in terms of um....... feasibility

JADE: but i think there are a lot of options to consider!

JADE: maybe someone can help us out

JADE: like.... someone we know?

JADE: or i dont know! what about adoption!

JADE: that could be cute! adopting a little grub!! aww...

JADE: or a human! whatever! im not picky

DAVE: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KARKAT: UHHHHHH IS FUCKING RIGHT.

KARKAT: JADE, DON’T YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS?

KARKAT: THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IS CRACKING DOWN ON CERTAIN KINDS OF INTERSPECIES ADOPTION LAWS.

KARKAT: IF YOU’RE SO INTENT ON IT BEING “THE THREE OF US,” WE LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ADOPT A HUMAN CHILD BECAUSE THE HUMAN ADMINISTRATION IS AFRAID THAT I’D...

KARKAT: I DON’T KNOW.

KARKAT: TEAR INTO IT, AND FEAST ON ITS ORGANS.

KARKAT: AND IN THAT KIND OF POLITICAL CLIMATE? WELL, I’M NOT SURE IT’S A WORLD I WOULD WANT TO RAISE A TROLL CHILD IN RIGHT NOW.

DAVE: jokes on them ive never seen you tear into anything more complicated than a microwave dinner

KARKAT: I KNOW, RIGHT?

DAVE: i mean on the other hand if we adopt a kid young enough it would totally fit in the microwave

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK, DAVE. I’M NOT GONNA EAT OUR THEORETICAL BABY.

DAVE: yeah dude i know

DAVE: youre probably like closet dad of the fuckin year

DAVE: just waiting for his moment to shine

DAVE: i bet youd whine and complain about getting a kid til we actually brought junior home

DAVE: the moment you saw his chubby lil cheeks your face would light right up

JADE: oh... i can imagine the look on karkats face right now

JADE: heheh

DAVE: yeah you know exactly the one

DAVE: like how he looks when his hot pocket finishes cooking in the microwave

DAVE: which he understands is an instrument of food preparation

DAVE: and not some sort of grim infant warming device

KARKAT: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING IT BACK TO THE MICROWAVE?

DAVE: oh

DAVE: cause i had more jokes to make about the subject

KARKAT: OF COURSE. GOD FORBID JADE AND I ARE NOT FORCED TO LISTEN TO EVERY LETTER OF YOUR MORBID INTERNAL DIALOGUE.

DAVE: whatever you love it

DAVE: anyway

DAVE: on the baby in the microwave front

KARKAT: GOD

DAVE: id be more worried about me being the one whod do the deed so to speak

DAVE: i mean its not like ive got a great demonstrative background in child rearing or anything

DAVE: considering all the places i got left as a kid i wouldnt be surprised if id just put our baby in the toaster by accident or something

DAVE: like if you tally up the amount of hours i spent locked in the fridge compared to the amount of hours i spent in the american school system learning how to be normal and do polynomials

DAVE: just sayin it looks dire

JADE: .....

KARKAT: ...

DAVE: yeah so anyway im gonna stick to hot pockets i think

JADE: dave

JADE: you really think youd make that bad a father?

JADE: even with me and karkat helping you?

DAVE: eh dont take this personally but im an evidence based hypothesis kinda guy and so far three way relationships in our friend group attempting parenthood...

DAVE: the record aint so lookin so good

DAVE: just saying

DAVE: a clown a fascist and a male sex icon walk into a bar sounds like the start of a bad but funny joke

DAVE: but when its the start of a family thats when it gets a bit less funny to me

DAVE: poor little dude gonna be fucked up

JADE: oh come on dave

JADE: tavros is a cute kid!

KARKAT: SURE, HE IS *NOW*.

DAVE: the moment cognitive function starts firing off in that kids head hes gonna be scarred for life

JADE: we dont KNOW that

DAVE: jade i know jakes like your bestie

DAVE: and also your grandfather

DAVE: and also kinda your grandson

DAVE: oh also your fucking dad i guess

DAVE: but his relationship is bad

JADE: hey... thats...

JADE: not NECESSARILY true...

KARKAT: YOU’RE RIGHT, IT’S NOT FUCKING TRUE.

KARKAT: DAVE’S JUST BEING GENTLE HERE TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS.

KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS NOT MERELY “BAD”

KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS A FLAMING WRECK OF AN INTERSTELLAR WARSHIP HURTLING TOWARDS THE PLANET AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WITH THE ENTIRE CREW BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED UPON REENTRY, SHOVED STRAIGHT DOWN THE CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHAT OUT THE OTHER SIDE, THUS FLOODING THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN IT CLOGS UP THE LOAD GAPER.

JADE: ...its not like i dont know that

JADE: john never shuts up about it

JADE: i mean, he and jane used to be close back when we all first met but last time i talked to john he....

JADE: well, he accused her of “raping” jake

DAVE: oh shit

KARKAT: YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY.

JADE: its not like i dont worry about jake but come on!

JADE: were all adults

JADE: what am i supposed to do? show up at his window dressed like the blue fairy and whisk him away from his terrible life??

JADE: maybe that would work for a few days, but one thing i learned from dating around a lot in my youth is that no ones going to leave a bad relationship until its THEIR idea to leave

JADE: its...

JADE: ME???

DAVE: holy shit

KARKAT: WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK?

DAVE: uh

DAVE: good question

DAVE: idk but we should probably get her some help

KARKAT: HELP? FOR WHAT??

KARKAT: IT LOOKS LIKE HER INTERNAL ORGANS ARE OBLITERATED. SHE’S COVERED IN MORE BLOOD THAN I THOUGHT HUMANS EVEN HAD INSIDE THEM.

DAVE: well we cant just leave her in this fuckin hole man

DAVE: come on gimme a hand

KARKAT: JADE?

KARKAT: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??

KARKAT: WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THIS

DAVE: hey jade you hear us

DAVE: jade???

JADE: yes dave i heard you

JADE: i need to talk to jane

[morishiges]

there's like a specific inuyasha edit i wanna make but it involve gif making and i havent transferred photoshop to this pc yet because my copy of photoshop is literally 15 years old LOL

it worked. Fine. just. Fine. on windows 8. but idk how well it would on windows 10...

[kideternity]

Under the cut but uhm I read ostraunder/yale’s suicide squad and i have opinions 

This particular essay is gonna be babs oracle and count vertigo focused especially in regards to their disability (shown in the run bc ig ostraunder/yale forgot? count vertigo had menieres disease?? thats fucked up) I have other thoughts about this run but. Later. Also originally I was gonna do this in a rly fancy nicely written structured way but uhhhhhhh this run pissed me off lol! A lot! So they don’t deserve that effort. Anyways I’m speaking on this from the perspective as a physically disabled person with a personality disorder though if anyone who actually has bipolar or is a wheelchair user wants to add their two cent please do, but the way Ostraunder + Yale wrote Babs’ and Count’s disability is uh. Its sure complicated! And by that I mean it’s like....... outside of typical early 90s confused attitudes regarding to how being a wheelchair user or bipolar is, it’s very much a story that FEELS progressive on paper but still falls into classic ableist narratives. Like, The Count and Babs are both characters who are given legitimate agency regarding their disabilities- and like, they do have good scenes, I'm giving credit where credit’s due! They are written in a way that obviously makes you sympathise to them over their trauma and root for them as characters. I, personally, despite having fault with it, still believe Count Vertigo is the only dc character I have EVER felt properly represented by in a comic thus far- I empathised heavily with what he went through, and having now read the run in full, I empathise with babs and her struggle, too! But its just. Its just. The fuckers decided, that the natural “happy ending” to these arcs, was that both Babs and Count needed to be cured- that they would only be able to be truly content if they weren’t bothered by these ‘ailments’. Babs memory of the attack by the joker borderline feels like torture porn when it show ups, and they manage to find a way to bullshit Count being ‘cured’ in the end for his arc. And it’s just... it sucks! I hate it here! This isn’t a narrative I WANT- What I want, is too see two disabled people, who learn that despite their issues can and will be able to live happy lives, who will be able to live with both. And like, sure, there’s good stuff afterwards, they conclude Count being suicidal in a way that still impacts me, and it’s great seeing Babs take charge and lead the suicide squad pretty effectively and confidently when Waller is out of commission temporarily, but its just- There’s like. A sting to it, you know? I dunno. I just wish they talked about it more in a less shitty light, is all I’m saying. Though unfortunately it sucks even more even this is probably better then whatever the fuck they’re doing with the two now 😭😭 

[retrauxpunk]

sv 6.04

spoiler-filled recap post under the cut

WHAT THE FUCK

i swear every single episode is gonna have me feeling like that because IT’S SO INTENSE i think i’ve forgotten how intense this show is because it’s prior to the release of s6 it’s been 2 years since i watched new episodes? and so i just know the storylines quite well and am familiar with everything?

but jesus christ!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

okay let’s start at the beginning:

FUCK ethan!!

WHAT THE FUCK

I had the vague inkling of a feeling that bringing on ethan would be the same as bringing on the carver, russ hanneman, jack barker, etc. in that it would seem to be good at first and then it would magnificently blow up AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THE FUCK

there were so many intertwined storylines in this episode? i feel like there were more than usual? there was: richard and his conflict with ethan; gavin’s book thing; monica’s misadventures with feminism; gilfoyle’s budding friendship with john stafford (I STAN); jared’s story with his parents and gwart

THERE WAS SO MUCH.

last episode my fingers couldn’t keep up with my thoughts because it was such an amazing uplifting kickass episode, but this time i just feel, i dunno, kind of clogged with feelings/thoughts because there was a lot that happened in this episode and it was................ MOSTLY SAD????? mostly unpleasant?????? like it was a great episode but all the things that happened to the characters were like ... real shitty

HOLY SHIT the guy who plays ethan is SO GOOD at playing the role of the emotionally manipulative jackass prick who mistreats you and then acts like you’re the shitty one if you don’t ‘play along with the fun’ and so on like HOLY MOTHERFUCKER those types of people are the fucking worst and god i wish richard’s punch hand gotten him in the mouth instead or something (more on that later)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was so terrible to richard! it fucking hurt! i was with dinesh! i watched richard’s balls getting kicked and my balls hurt in solidarity!! fuck!!

????!

richard what are you doing

it was, no lie, a little nice and fuzzy and heartwarming to see dinesh like sticking up for richard and trying to help him

even if it’s through the ‘dumbest thing i’ve ever seen’, that alpha male video. 

WHAT WAS THAT

THAT WAS LEGIT like something out of IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA what the FUCK

i don’t object to it being in the show because, y’know, it’s within the bounds of the absurdities of the show and so on, but

WHAT! that had the exact same energy as the fight milk ads!!

i really like that richard’s initial reaction was ‘this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen’. what a shame he succumbed to it!!! ........but at least it wasn’t something worse that he succumbed too i guess???

POOR RICHARD

this is one of those episodes where i am entirely on richard’s side and have no complaints about him, he didn’t do anything wrong

omg i just remembered when he caught ethan’s eye in the opening scene and waved him in because of ‘dumb social shit’ (#relatable) ................WAS THAT BECAUSE HE WAS REFLEXIVELY REGRESSING TO HIS DOWNTRODDEN WAYS from when he was ethan’s report and was consistently having to defer to him and put up with his shit? and that’s why when ethan motions to like invite himself into richard’s office, that’s why richard just invites him in?

yeah that’s my opinion now

........

IT HURTS

IT HURTS WATCHING RICHARD GET KICKED AROUND BY ETHAN

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

this is one of those times when richard’s like, trying to do a good/right thing and be nice and so on WHEN HE SHOULDN’T BE. like when he was ‘trying to respect’ erlich by refusing to hire jared patakian despite erlich giving him his blessing. and (to a lesser extent) when he went to have those chats with seth after gilfoyle stole the endframe login credentials, and when he gifted laurie some pied piper credits (where they credits? don’t remember the word)

UGH he was trying to be ~chill~ and not so uptight and so on BUT NO THIS IS NOT THE TIME RICHARD and no this is not what being a cool/nice person is! it is not putting up with this kind of shit!

i just felt so bad for him!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS ETHAN’S PROBLEM

god what a cock

I’M SO GLAD RICHARD PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE and honestly??? i wish the punch had fucking landed!! for once i’m sick of richard being an ineffectual klutz! i want him to try to kick ass and succeed!!! god!!

that’s what i want out of season 6, one (1) time when richard tries to do something physically badass like socking a deserving douchebag in the face and actually succeeds

can’t fucking believe he bought into dinesh’s dumbfuck alpha male video. UGH RICHARD

i mean at..........at least it makes him........feel better? idk

(in my personal hc richard manages to watch that fucking always sunny style video and not develop misogynistic tendencies as consequence because that would be lame if it happened)

I JUST HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WRITING THIS RECAP BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH AN INTENSE EPISODE

6.3 was intense in the same way that like an adrenaline-fuelled ultimately victorious battle is intense, or like, idk, the lovechild of MDMA and acid???

6.4 is intense like the COMEDOWN. god

IT IS THE COMEDOWN, it’s the terrible fucking low that occurs in the wake of the soaring high of buying hooli!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay so that’s the richard storyline covered

um

y’know i was suspicious when ethan wanted to move things onto hooliphones, i thought it was maybe some kind of thing to sabotage pied piper in some way? but now i see maybe it’s just a way to get himself a job. and the bullying of richard is a way to soothe his own fragile ego i guess? hmm

gilfoyle’s friendship with john stafford! I LOVE IT! i love that the guy from the underground pits of jack barker’s box plan has returned! and he announces each hooliphone the way he announced each box ... excellent callback. AND THEY PLAY CHESS! AND HE BEAT GILFOYLE EVERY SINGLE TIME! YES!!! 

GILFOYLE WHY DID YOU DELETE HIS FRIEND REQUEST

YOU WERE GONNA ACCEPT IT

YOUR CURSOR WAS HOVERING

WHY THE FUCK

some kind of lame-as-fuck attempt to maintain an idea of power in the dynamic? viewing the vulnerability of accepting a friend request as somehow being weak/lame?? just upset because he lost so many chess games??

hope it’s the the last one becaues that’s the least lame/sad of the three i thinkkkk

also his fucking feed full of dinesh hate. what a loser lmao perfectly suited to dinesh

i want them to kiss

ummmmmmmm monica!! lmao i enjoyed how they made her a female character who is successful but not actually personally interested in being a feminist activist, because i think that’s a thing that’s pretty real/relatable. like, you can be a woman who believes in gender equality but who doesn’t actually do stuff to actively advocate for it, and i think that’s a lot of people, and honestly i don’t think i’m quite like monica (i wouldn’t say the things she said about foxhole HAHAHHA) but i relate to it! i’m not a very politically active person at all, my ~activism is limited to being generally educated on stuff and calling out/discussing shitty things if friends/colleagues say them. so i guess i felt seen? #guiltyfeminist

when monica went to the panel........... and then priyanka totally outshone her ........ i felt a little bad for monica but she was pawning off foxhole to priyanka entirely selfishly because she herself didn’t want to be involved and so i didn’t feel too bad for her :pp

good on priyanka! all that stuff  she’s doing sounds awesome!

except the beginning where she referenced her ‘network of awesome women coders’ or something like that, i found that phrasing uhhhhhhh cringey. cliquey. didn’t like it, but that’s just my subjective feeling. also i suspect it was meant to be a little satirical of uberwokeness so fair :P

richard giving monica foxhole ‘for optics’ and then doing the handwavey ‘just make it work, for women’ ........ a brilliant sad-funny representation of extremely superficial and empty meaningless ‘feminism’

laurie lasering in on gwart because she’s also eating that vegetable in a weird way! nice.

OKAY JARED? JARED

FUCK

we see him set up in pied piper’s offices meaning he at least took up richard’s offer which is nice

his parents?

fuck ‘em

they deserve to rot, obviously

sociopaths

i............................... it was an upsetting scene, i’m not sure why it’s in the show............ perhaps to give rise to jared’s whole ‘i must have rejected them and rejected everyone else who’s been kind’ thing that he’s doing in a desperate bid to understand/make sense of his suffering ....... which gives rise to his thing about rejecting richard...

i guess maybe he’s doing that thing where he’s repeating past cycles of trauma/abandonment? that’s what’s (at least partially) driving his stubborn refusal to rejoin richard? is it that he (on some not-necessarily-conscious level) believes himself unworthy of happiness and self-sabotages? and all of that mixes with his fear of fucking up pied piper with his feelings (the way he did in 6.1) and that keeps him away from richard?

I DON’T KNOW IT’S COMPLICATED AND MAKES ME SAD

that thing he said about how he has to stay with gwart . .............. god this stupid entirely arbitrary rule he’s set for himself, it’s so fucking painful

ETHAN’S REPENTANCE WAS DUE TO THREAT FROM HOLDEN? WOW

um

good on you holden i guess!! .....?

i HATE the whole ‘jared threatening holden and emotionally abusing him into the perfect assistant for richard’ arc because that was painful and i feel like it was played for laughs but i didn’t find it funny or good at all

so in this case it was kinda vindicating to see holden no longer terrified of jared and kind of sassing him (’don’t you have somewhere to be’)

..............what was with the end of the cold open where richard’s like ‘holden i wanted water’??? or something? didn’t holden give him the water partway through ethan’s presentation? ugH

GWART FIRING JARED

FUCK YES! THANK YOU GWART

JARED TALKING ABOUT HOW HE’S FREE TO GO WITH RICHARD

HOLY FUCK

YEAH SO OF COURSE OUR BOY JARED WANTS TO BE WITH RICHARD and now that gwart (his temporarily chosen ‘leader’/person to be devoted to) has given him orders (and therefore permission) to fuck off, he CAN BE WITH RICHARD without feeling like he’s, i dunno, being disloyal.

HURRAH

so the episode ENDS on jared asserting that there is a space for him to be with richard? homg seems like 6.5 is gonna go HEAVY ON THE JARRICH again?????

HNNNG

this was a tense episode and i’m upset

like it was a decent episode, i didn’t think it was bad quality, i’m just sad

[vgckwb]

ML: Are They Worthy? Chapter 58: Order of Operations!/Cubist

Travis and Casandra were headed to the lobby of Le Grand Paris. “Well, let’s see what fun thing Vlad has planned for today,” Travis said.

“Yeah” Cassandra replied. On their way out, Lila in disguise walked out ahead of the. “What’s their deal?”

“Dunno” Travis said. “Should we ask?”

Cassandra thought on it. “I don’t know if it’s our place to say.”

“Well then, let’s go!” Travis said. They walked out of Le Grand Paris as well.

They met up with Vlad near the Seine. “Hey guys” Vlad said, welcoming his friends.

“Vlad! So, what’ on the schedule for today?” Travis asked.

“They should be arriving any minute now” Vlad said.

“Hey everyone” Adiren said, walking up with Marinette. “Vlad said he really wanted us to meet you two.”

“Hey” said Marinette.

“Ah, Marinette. Good to see you again” Travis said.

“You’ve met her?” Cassandra asked.

“I’ve met both of them” Travis replied. “When I came here for the fencing tournament.”

“Oh, right” Cassandra said.

Marinette looked at Cassandra. “I didn’t see you there” she said. “Why didn’t you go? I mean, if you didn’t.”

“Well, uhhhhhhh…..” Cassandra said.

“It’s complicated” Vlad said.

“So, pretty boy” Travis said, addressing Adrien. “You up for that rematch?”

“Really?” Cassandra asked. “THIS is how we’re going to spend one of our days in Paris?!”

”Only partially” Travis insisted.

Adrien giggled. “I don’t mind. Although, I’d have to go back to my place to get my stuff.”

“Yeah, and WE’D have to go back to the hotel” Cassandra said.

“Oh yeah” Travis said. “I take back my challenge! For now…”

“Well, I’ll look forward to it. When you’re more prepared, that is” Adrien said.

“Hey, there’s an idea” Vlad said. “We could hang out at Adrien’s place! He has a bunch of stuff.”

“That’s a great idea!” Marinette said. “I just hope your dad’s OK with it.”

“I’ll give him a call” Adrien said. He took out his phone and called.

“So, Marinette?” Cassandra said. Marinette nervously turned to look at her. Cassandra smirked. “Vlad has nothing but high praise for you. I wonder what kind of girl you are to the point where even VLAD doesn’t have much bad to say about you.”

Marinette blushed. “Well...uh...really, I’m nothing special.”

“Don’t sell yourself short, Marinette” Vlad said. “You’re nothing short of amazing.”

“Thanks” Marinatte said, still blushing.

Cassandra smiled. “I think I see what you see in her” she said.

“You are quite observant” Vlad said.

“My dad says it’s OK” Adrien said, coming back into the circle.

“Then let’s go!” Vlad said.

“Lead the way!” Cassandra said. The group of five headed towards Agreste manor.

They were let in, and were greeted by Gabriel himself. “Father?” Adrien said.

“I just wanted to meet Mr. Bro-...Vlad’s friends” Gabriel said.

Vlad was confused. “Is this the first time you’ve said my name?” Vlad asked.

Gabriel looked at him. He glanced away and softly said “I’ve been practicing.” He looked directly at them again. “Anyway, pleasure to meet the two of you.”

“I’m Travis” he said, introducing himself.

“And I’m Cassandra” She added.

Gabriel nodded. “Just try not to make too much noise. I’ve got work I need to attend to.” He walked back into his office.

“Is he always like that?” Cassandra said.

“He’s not much of a people person” Vlad said.

“I’d say that was one of his better introductions” Adrien said. “Come on, let’s go.” The five headed toward Adrien’s room.

“Woah” Travis said. “Man, you weren’t kidding when you said it was bigger than the gym back at school.”

“Yeah, this is exorbitant” Cassandra said. Adrien sighed. Cassandra noticed this and said. “I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I’m just not used to this is all.”

Adrien smiled a little smile. “Hey, a foosball table!” Travis said, excitedly. “Adrien! Wanna face off against me in this?!”

“Why are you so eager to fight Adrien?” Marinette asked.

“BECAUSE!” Travis started.

“GAH!” Marinette screamed.

Travis sighed. “He is deemed worthy by the object of my affection. I want to see what she sees. I WANT TO SEE HIS FIRE!”

“Travis, it’s alright” Vlad said. “Don’t go overboard.”

Travis sighed again. “You’re right. I just get frustrated easily is all.”

“Well, if it’ll make you feel any better, I will take you on” Adrien said.

Travis raised an eyebrow. “Really?”

Adrien smiled. “Of course. I don’t have many opportunities like this come often.”

“Well then, let’s begin!” Travis said. The two headed for the foosball table.

Cassandra eyed something on Adrien’s desk. “Is this a Rubik’s Cube?” she said.

Adrien looked up, and then got embarrassed. “Oh, well, uh…”

Cassandra said “I’m a whiz at these things.” She began trying to figure it out. She got confused. “What’s this?” She continued. “Wait, this doesn’t make sense...let’s see, if I put this here...but then what about this part?”

Adrien tried to interject. “Um, see, the thing is-”

“I’VE GOT THIS!” Cassandra yelled. “Now, if I put this here...but that doesn’t make any sense.”

“The thing is…” Adrien said.

“WHY DOES THIS NOT MAKE SENSE?!” Cassandra yelled.

“Cassandra?” Vlad said, concerned.

“Cassandra, it’s OK” Marinette said, walking up to her. She gently placed her arms on her. “Just breathe.”

“Oh no!” Travis said. “Cassandra!” He rushed over there.

“Is Cassandra going to be alright?” Adrien asked, also rushing over.

Vlad said calmly “Cassandra, if you just let Adrien explain…”

“I’VE! GOT! THIS!” Cassandra yelled. She kept trying, but no matter what, she couldn’t match up the Rubik’s Cube so each side was a solid color. “WHY WON’T YOU WORK?!”

Gabriel felt a disturbance in his house. He got out his miraculous and went to his lair. “Well well, someone who demands order in a world of chaos” Hawk Moth said. “How tragic. But perhaps, order is what is needed. I’ve been trying chaos for so long. Why not switch things up a bit? Go, my little akuma, and evilize her!”

The akuma flew into Adrien’s room, but no one noticed. “Come on, you STUPID BOX!”

The akuma fused with the Rubik’s Cube. “Cubist. I am Hawk Moth. Are you frustrated that nothing matches? Are you concerned that nothing fits? I’m giving you the power to create order! In return, I’m going to need Ladybug and Cat Noir’s miraculous!”

“Consider it done, Hawk Moth” Cassandra said. The purple and black aura swallowed her, as everyone else backed up. What emerged was a villain, who was pure white, and made up of squares and rectangles, wearing a pure white version of the Rubik’s Cube around her neck. She looked at herself. “Excellent!” she said.

“Casandra?” Travis asked.

“It’s Cubist now!” she said. She stepped towards Travis. “And I know Cassandra learned to let it go, but now Cubist wants to do something about that lone braid!” Cubist punched Travis, and Travis grew another identical braid. “Now, to preserve that perfection.” She punched him with her other hand and Travis was confined in a white see-through rectangle.

Cubist looked around some more. “This room is immaculate. Everything is in order!” She then looked at Vlad and Adrien. “Why do you two only have rings on one side of your hand?!”

“Well, that’s how rings are?” Adrien said.

“UNACCEPTABLE!” Cubist said. She went to punch them, but thy dodged.

“RUN!” Vlad said. The three of them ran out of Adrien’s room, and eventually out of the house, as Cubist gave chase, but lost them.

“GAH!” she said. “Whatever! I feel some chaos on the Seine I can take care off.” She started to walk off. “I can probably take care of a few other things on my way.”

Marinette, Adrien, and Vlad were hiding close by, and were relieved when Cubist walked off.  “So, what does she mean by ‘chaos on the Seine’?” Adrien asked.

Marinette’s eyes wided. “Oh no! The Liberty!” she said.

“You mean Juleka and Luka’s place?” Adrien said. Marinette nodded.

“Yeah, that place was pretty messy” Vlad said.

“Well, at least we know where she’s heading!” Marinette said. “Tikki! Spots on!”

“Plagg! Claws out!”

“Beyyo! Fangs sharpen!”

The three heroes ran down to follow Cubist, looking in shock and awe at all of the things she has organized and cubed. They rushed down further to prevent more of this.

Meanwhile, on the deck of the Liberty, Luka and Ashe were sitting down with their instruments, working on the instrumentation for the song they wrote together. Luka strummed out a set of notes he really liked. He decided to write it down. Anarka came out onto the deck and asked “Do ya need anything kids?”

“No. Thanks mom” Luka said.

“Yeah, thanks, um, Miss Couffaine?” Ashe said.

Anarka smiled. “You have that right.”

“So, this is the chaos on the Seine” Cubist said, standing on top of the Liberty.

The three looked up and were surprised. “‘Chaos on the Seine’? I like that” Luka said.

“Well I don’t!” Cubist shouted. “Which is why I vow to do something about it.” She raised her fists to slam them on the boat. Just then, the heroes came and rescued the three on the deck. Ladybug rescued Anarka, Cat Noir rescued Ashe, and Judgement Wolf rescued Luka.

Cubist’s fists landed on the Liberty, turning it form a messy ship to a ship that would make top navy generals blush at how pristine it was, and then preserved it in one of her cubes. “So, the heroes have finally come out to play,” she said.

The three heroes landed on the bank of the Seine and let go of their rescuees. “Is there anyone else on the ship?” Ladybug asked.

Anarka shook her head. “My daughter is out on a date.”

“Good. Now run!” Ladybug said. Ashe and Anarka ran without a second thought. Luka started to run, but he did have a second thought. He then ran back.

Cubist jumped off of the cubed Liberty. “Ladybug! Cat Noir! Give me your miraculous!”

“Fat chance” Ladybug said.

“Time to square off!” Cat Noir shouted. The heroes faced her down.

Cubist looked at each of them “Your costumes are magnificent,” she said. “The very idea of symmetry. But Cat Noir, your hair is too messy, and you only have one ring. Ladybug, your hair isn’t parted evenly. And Judgement Wolf, you only have one holster and one ring. How about a little touching up?” She readied her fist and charged at the heroes, who all dodged separately.

Judgement Wolf landed near an alley. In the alley, Luka whispered “Hey. Judgement Wolf.” Judgement Wolf turned to look at him. “What’ this villain’s deal?”

Judgement wolf quickly explained “She wants everything to be even, and she can’t control it.”

Luka thought on it. “I have a plan, but I’m going to need to be Viperion. Is that alright?”

Judgement Wolf looked at Ladybug and Cat Noir dodging while also trying to contain and get in to fight off Cubist. “Let me run it by Ladybug.” Judgement Wolf ran into the fight.

Just as Cubist was about to his Ladybug, Judgement Wolf charged at her and knocked her to the ground.

Cat Noir approached her and started calling out “Catacly-” Before he could finish, Cubist took a swing at him. Cat Noir jumped back. “Woah!”

“Ladybug” Judgement Wolf called out. “Viperion has an idea, but he needs to be Viperion. Is that OK?” Ladybug thought on it and nodded. “OK. Think you can hold her until then?”

“Of course” Ladybug said.

“Great. I’m off” Judgement Wolf said, taking off. Ladybug went back into the fight.

Vlad arrived at Master Fu’s place. “What are you doing here?” Master Fu asked.

“I need the snake miraculous!” Vlad demanded.

Master Fu nodded. “Very well.” He got out the snake miraculous and gave it to Vlad.

“Thanks” Vlad said. He took off.

Luka was watching Ladybug and Cat Noir fight off Cubist. Every time they dodged, something else would end up organized and cubed. “Come on Judgement Wolf.”

“You rang?” Judgement Wolf said, appearing to him. “Put it on” he said, tossing the miraculous to him. “We don’t have time to waste.”

Luka put on the bangle and said “Sass! Uptempo!” He transformed into Viperion.

“So, what’s the plan?” Judgment Wolf asked.

“Follow me” Viperion said. He jumped up.

“Heh” Judgement Wolf responded, following him.

The two heroes were running across the rooftops of Paris, but the Viperion stopped, causing Judgement Wolf to stop as well. Viperion looked around, and then stopped and was surprised. “Over here” he said. The two jumped off to street level.

In the street, Micah was practicing with his new troupe. “Alright, good job everyone” he said. The heroes landed behind him. He turned around. “Viperion? Judgement Wolf? What are you doing here?”

“Where’s Marshall?” Viperion asked.

“He’s doing a gig at the Eiffel Tower” Micah said.

Viperion sighed. “Very well. There’s a supervillain running amok, and we need a dance troupe.”

“That’s your plan?” Judgement Wolf said.

“Stranger things have worked” Viperion said.

“...Very well” Judgement Wolf said.

“So Micah? You think you and your crew can do it?” Viperion asked

Micah smiled. “Of course. What do you take me for? Alright team, let’s grab our stuff and go!” The rest of the team packed up and followed the heroes as they raced through the street.

Ladybug had just been knocked to the ground. “Well well, looks like I have the upper hand now” Cubist said, raising her fist.

“NO!” Cat Noir said. He rushed to grab her arm.

“Huh?” Cubist said, once he got a hold of it. She managed to shake off Cat Noir. “Back off, kitty!”

Ladybug then used her yo-yo to trip Cubist. “Who has the upper hand now?”

Cubist growled. But then, the sound of a mic going off could be heard. “Attention heroes and villain of Paris!” MIcah said. “Presenting the most symmetrical dance our dance troupe has to offer! Hit it!”

Judgement Wolf hit play on the stereo. The crew started to dance. Cubist looked at it with curiosity. “Fascinating” she said. She left to get closer.

However, Micah tripped on some uneven road, which caused Cubist to go into a rage and rush the crew. Luckily, Viperion rewound time. He was meeting with Micah just before they got the attention of everyone. “Hey” he said. “Make sure you watch out for that uneven bit of road.”

Micah saw it and said “Thanks.” His crew began again.

Micah did not trip this time, and Cubist continued to be entranced. “So, is it weird to you that this seems to be working?” Cat Noir asked.

“Well, it’s working, so I can’t complain” Ladybug said. “Lucky Charm! A Cat Noir costume?” Ladybug looked around. She saw the ring in the costume, her yo-yo, Cat Noir, Cubist, and a motorcycle helmet. “That’s it!” She took the ring out of the case and grabbed the helmet. “Here, put these on!” she said, giving them to Cat Noir.

Micah and his crew finished up their routine. Cubist clapped enthusiastically. “Bravo! Bravo!” Suddenly, Ladybug’s yo-yo tied Cubist up. “What the?”

“Cat Noir! Now!” Ladybug called.

“Ha! Good luck! I can still punch him!” Cubist said. Cat Noir stood in front of her in the helmet and the fake ring. Cubist was in awe. “Perfectly symmetrical.”

Cat Noir rushed to the villain. As soon as he was close enough, he called out “Cataclysm!” and destroyed the cube around her neck. Cubist fell to her knees and turned back into Cassandra. Cat Noir took off his fake ring and threw it to Ladybug. “Here you go” he said.

Ladybug caught it and threw it up with the rest of the costume shutting “MIraculous Ladybug!” The ladybug fixed everything that Cubist had done.

Ladybug then captured the akuma. “No more evildoing for you, little akuma. TIme to de-evilize! Gotcha! Bye bye, little butterfly.”

“I suppose order has its limits” Hawk Moth said. “But I will defeat you Ladybug! I just need to think outside the box.”

Micha looked at Cassandra and smiled. “Hey” Viperion said. “You did good out there.”

“Thanks” Micah said. “But we couldn’t have done it without you.” Viperion nodded. “Alright troupe. Let’s move out.” The group headed back.

Viperion walked into an alley. “Sass! Downtempo!” he said, transforming back into Luka. He handed the miraculous back to Judgement Wolf.”

“Smart move” Judgement Wolf said. “How’d you know that would work?”

Luka smiled. “Dance is an art built on rhythm and symmetry. It’s easy for people to get enamored with it. And easier if that person just adores symmetry.”

“I see” Judgement Wolf said. He’s so cool. “Anyway, you should probably get back to your boat now.”

“Right” Luka said. “Seeya!” Luka waved and ran off. Judgement Wolf found himself blushing.

Cassandra woke up. “What happened?”

“Pound it!” Ladybug and Cat Noir said.

Cassandra looked at the Rubik’s Cube and picked it up. “I remember trying to solve this thing, but not much else.”

“You were akumatized” Cat Noir. “You were so bent on trying to get it to work that you got frustrated over it.”

“Oh…”

Cat Noir smiled. “Relax. Everything is fine now. Your friends came and got us and we solved everything.”

Cassandra looked sad. She stood up and said “I don’t suppose you can take me back now, could you?”

“Of course” Cat Noir said. “Where to?”

“Um, the Agreste manor” she said.

“OK” Cat Noir said. “Just hold on tight.” He picked her up and he and Ladybug escorted her back to the manor.

Travis was pacing in Adrien’s room when Ladybug and Cat Noir jumped in through the window with Cassandra. “Cassandra!” he said. He ran up to her. “Are you alright?”

“I’m fine” said Cassandra, getting off of Cat Noir. “I can’t believe it happened again.”

“Hey, relax” Travis said. “I got akumatized when  was in Paris earlier. It can happen to anyone.”

“I know, but…” Cassandra said.

“Like Travis said. It’s fine” said Vlad, walking into the door.

“Vlad?” Cassandra said.

“Where’s Marinette and Adrien?” Travis asked.

“They got Ladybug and Cat Noir” Cassandra said.

“Yeah, and then we told them to run off” Ladybug said.

“They should be back soon” Cat Noir added. “Well, bye!” The heroes left the room. Vlad smirked.

A few minutes later, Marinette and Adrien walked in. “Sorry we’re late” Marinette said.

“We were just really far away” Adrien said. “You know, hiding from the villain.”

“Well, I’m just glad you’re alright,” Travis said.

Cassandra looked sad. “So, what happened earlier?” Marinette asked.

Cassandra gripped the Rubik’s Cube as tightly as she could. She then started blurting “I have OCD. I can normally control myself where it counts, but sometimes it just gets the better of me, and I snap. I get so frustrated that something isn’t in order, or doesn’t feel right, that it’s all I can think about.”

“That’s what happened the night before the fencing tournament” Travis added. “She needed to rest it off.”

Adrien smiled. “I get it.” Marinette smiled and nodded.

Cassandra looked up and felt the warmth coming from them. “Thanks.” She glanced at the Rubik’s Cube. “So, what’s the deal with this then?”

“Right…” Adrien said. “Well, the thing is, it’s not a plain Rubik’s Cube.”

“Oh” Cassandra said.

Adrien looked at the Rubik’s Cube. “Huh. Looks like you twisted it up really good. I’m not sure I can show you how it’s supposed to look now.”

“I can” Cassandra said. “If you tell me.” Adrien nodded and whispered into her ear. “Ohhhhhhhhh. Got it!” Cassandra said. She then started to twist the Rubik’s Cube up. “And got it!” she said. She presented the Rubik’s Cube completed. Each side of the Rubik’s Cube was colored so that they were in a heart pattern. “What a lovely design” she said.

The Rubix Cube then opened up and inside were two slips of paper. “What’s this?” Marinette asked.

“I wanted to surprise you” Adrien said. “At school tomorrow. But, I guess now’s as good a time as any. I got us two tickets to Jagged Stone’s concert Friday night.”

“Really?!” Marinette said. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She hugged Adrien. “But, why in a trick Rubik’s Cube?”

“I thought it would be fun” Adrien said.

“Well, I’m glad Cassandra was here, otherwise we wouldn’t have gotten it open at all” Marinette said.

“Oh? I thought you’d be good at these” Adrien said.

“Nope” Marinette said.

“I mean, I did have a way to get to them without solving it if need be,” Adrien said, “I just thought you’d like it.”

“It was a nice idea” Marinette said, kissing him on the cheek.

Vlad placed his hand on Cassandra. “See? It comes in hand sometimes.”

Cassandra smiled at hi. “You're right.”

“So, now that that’s out of the way, how about that foosball game?” Travis asked.

Adrien smiled. “You’re on.”

The gang spent the rest of the day hanging out in Adrien’s room. Travis and Adrien played their game of foosball, which Adrien won after a hard fought battle. Then, they decided to play some Ultimate Mecha Strike III, in which Marinette won the most rounds, although Cassandra was giving her a run for her money. Then they just spent some time watching stuff. It was wonderful.

“Well, it’s getting late” Travis said. “We should probably grab our stuff. We don’t wanna miss the last train out.”

“You’re right,” Cassandra said, getting up. “Well, it’s been fun seeing you again Vlad. And meeting your friends”

“You’re welcome anytime” Vlad said.

“Well, seeya” Cassandra said. The two started walking out.

“Wait!” Adrien called. “Do you want us to accompany you?”

Cassandra smiled. “It’s fine. See you soon!”

“Adrien” Travis shouted. “The next time we meet, we’ll have that fencing rematch!”

Adrien smiled. “I’ll be waiting.” The two waved goodbye and left.

“I should be going too” Vlad said. “I promised Master Fu I would talk to him tonight still.”

“OK” Adrien said. “See you at school tomorrow.” Vlad walked out. Marinette waved while Adrien pulled her in. “Well well. We’re all alone.”

“And I didn’t get a chance to properly thank you for that sweet gift earlier” Marinette said. The two started kissing. Slowly, but surely, it turned into an intense make-out session on Adrien’s bed.

Meanwhile, Vlad was walking to Master Fu’s when he passed by the Liberty. He accidentally bumped into Juleka on her way home. “Sorry” they said to each other.

Luka looked up. “Oh. Hey Juleka! Vlad!” He ran up to meet them.

“How’s your song coming along?” Juleka asked.

“I think we got it” Luka said. “Although Ashe had to leave soon after. Her dad came to town to finalize some things for her.”

“I see.” Juleka said.

“It was also a bit hectic because there was an akuma attack on our ship” Luka said.

“I missed an attack?” Juleka said.

“Yeah, but don’t worry,” Luka said. “Ladybug, Cat Noir Judgement Wolf, and Viperion solved it.”

“Viperion was there?” Juleka said. “Aw man. Still, I had a great time with Rose. Wouldn’t trade that for the world.”

Luka giggled. “Hey, why don’t we show it off tomorrow?” he said. “Vlad, you can come see it too.”

“Really?” Vlad said, red as a ruby. “Uh, sure!”

“Great” Luka said. “Maybe you can invite a few others as well.”

“Right. Will do” Vlad said, nervously. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some business to take care of. Bye!” He ran off.

“Luka, you need to tell him if he has a chance with you or not” Juleka said. “Otherwise, he’ll just keep being a hot mess around you.”

“I wish it were that simple” Luka said. “I still need to figure things out on my end.”

“I see” Juleka said. “Well, whatever you decide, just make sure to not hurt his feelings too much.”

Luka smiled. “I’ll be careful.”

Vlad walked into Master Fu’s. “Ah, back again” Master Fu said.

“Yeah” Vlad said. “We have to talk.”

Vlad explained the nature of Hawk Moth’s plan. “I see…” Master Fu said.

“Do you really think this is a good idea?” Hao-yu asked. “I mean, what if Hawk Moth goes back on his word?”

“I know it’s not easy to trust Hawk Moth” Vlad said. “But in this instance, I think it’ll be fine. We’re after the same thing after all.”

“Besides, we have our countermeasures” Beyyo said. “And we’re only taking the one person that Hawk Moth knows.”

Hao-yu was hesitant, but he relented. “Very well. If it’s for Duusu.”

“I know you can do it” Corina said.

“Do you know how?” Marianne asked.

“Well, I know a little” Hao-yu said. “But I suppose I could brush up on that knowledge.”

“Well, we might have time” Beyyo said.

“Yeah, that’s the other thing” Vlad chimed in. “We have to wait for a day without akuma attacks. We agreed on that.”

“Well then,” Master Fu said, “perhaps you can get a lucky break and find out who Hawk Moth is before then.”

“Perhaps” Vlad said. “But we haven’t had much luck in that department since we got here.”

“Well, I’ll do the plan if you can’t” Hao-yu said. “So, you don’t have to worry about that.”

“Thanks Hao-yu” Vlad said. ”Well, I should get going. Today has been a lot to deal with.”

“We’ll be waiting” Master Fu said. Vlad waved as he and Beyyo left.

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DO ALL OF EM FOR THE "ASK ME THINGS" ONE

Holy shit anon… Why……. Okay here we go

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

“Hi there Jeremy, Ivette and Robert.. This is how we ended up after studying all night I see?” (the last “person” I texted was actually a group chat…. haha)

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? - we’re really really good friends (my ex-gf for 3 yrs). We still talk here and there

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? - umm yeah….. I would encourage them to stop.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? - Nope, it’s exactly 6 letters. Lol

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? - sober.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? - oh yeah hun.

7. What does your last received text say? - “Enjoy, don’t drink too much.”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? - I don’t know. I was with her for 3 years so…. Haha

9. Where was your last kiss at? - lips

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? - April 23, 2017 :(

11. What do you drink in the morning? - coffee or tea

12. Where did you sleep last night? - in my hotel room lol

13. Do you think relationships are hard? - not really… I dunno. It depends 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? - no. I’m happy where I am at right now

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? - none at all

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? - RAINY

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? - Yes

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? - i’m wearing pajamas right now

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? - hmm probably? I dunno. It’s actually good if I’m not so I can focus on med school :D (ye I decided to become a doctor lol)

20. Does anyone like you? - I honestly don’t know.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? - nope.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? - yes

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? - uhh yeah. This one girl in my class who talks a lot. ugh

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? - yes I did but I don’t think I’m ever getting one since it wouldn’t look good on me.

25. In the past week have you cried? - oh fuck yes. I’ve been crying every night stressing out in paramedic school.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? - hmm it was a Shiba and an Italian Mastiff

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? - in the shower lol

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? - nope.

29. Do you think you’re old? - uhhhhhhh is 21 old? Haha. I don’t think so lol

30. Do you like text messaging? - hmm not really…

31. What type of day are you having? - I’ve been having a bad and rough and tough day for 2 weeks now and it’s not getting better.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? - nope and never.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? - cold.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? - yes, my dad and my step dad lol

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? - relationship.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? - uhhhhhh I think I’m simple lol

37. What song are you listening to? - right now I’m listening to Fake Happy by Paramore. GOD THEIR NEW ALBUM IS SO GOOD

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? - yes…39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? - oh yes.40. What made you start liking the person you like now? - I think it’s mainly because they’re a savage to me. Lol41. When did you last receive a text message? - like 2 hours ago42. What is wrong with you right now? - everything bruh. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? - Hmmm I don’t really know..44. Does anyone disgust you? - not at the moment45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? - It depends. I only have one person in mind and if they ask then hell yeah lol.46. Are you in a good mood right now? - no.47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? - some classmates48. What color shirt are you wearing? - orange49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? - yes. I heard someone mention Trump lol50. Anyone you’re giving up on? - I am about to, but I don’t really know.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? - No.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? - fuck yeah53. Do you like rain? - yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? - not really. As long as I know who are they drinking with if I’m not around them.55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? - yes.56. Do you like to cuddle? - yes57. Are you shy? - yes58. Do you get along with girls? - umm yes haha59. Have you dated the person you texted last? - uhh no60. What do you carry with you at all times? - my phone, wallet and eyeglass cleaner.61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? - um yahh.62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? - I’ve lasted for 3 years bro.63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? - Yes I was64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? - yes.65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? - no

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? - 25, 24, 24

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? - do it myself lol68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? - leopard print69. Do you have any stickers on your car? - no but I’m just about to order a D.Va one! Lol70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? - Lil Wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? - iPhone for life72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? - damn like 4 years ago73. Do you like diet soda?  - NOPE74. What color are the walls in your room?  - white75. Are you 16 or older?  - I’m 21 lol76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  - I watched some episodes but not all 77. Do you have a job? - Yes, I am a medic :)

78. What are your initials?   - GGHS79. Did you ever have braces?  - yes80. Are you from the south?  - umm if Southeast Asia counts then yeah, haha

81. What does your last status on facebook say? - “WTF JUST HAPPENED” and it was a Genji highlight I think? Haha82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  - nope. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? - None84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  none85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?  - Alien Covenant86. Do you smoke?   - used to.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   - flip flops88. Is your phone touch screen?  - yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  - straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  - yeah, haha. Back when I lived with my grandma (she’s deaf) haaha91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? - I would rather not swim, lol. But I’d choose the pool92. Have you ever made out in a car?  - no93. …Had sex in a car? - um no94. Are you single or in a relationship? - Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  - asleep, haha96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? - When I went to Disneyland in LA back in 2015!97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  - heck yeah (iPhone 7 Plus)98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? - nope.99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? - fucking yes.100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? - yeah. We all do don’t we? Haha  101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?  - fuck no. I’m a lesbian so….. haha102. Name your favorite Kesha song:  HAROLD SONG103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  Yes :( but not from a bikini tho. Fucking Arizona is hot as fuck104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I already did. Hahahaha