#i lowkey described zeke as a sugar daddy in the first few sentences LMAO

[levis-hazelnut]

Modern day husband headcanons for Levi Zeke and Erwin please 🤲🤲

a/n: thank you for the request, hun! i love writing husband hcs so i hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it <3

part 2

Now this man isn't the sappy and lovey-dovey type

But he married you, so that means he must be comfortable enough to open up and show a softer side right?

Of course

He will be so caring and protective and sweet and he will treat you like the queen/king you are <3

Stressed from work? Best believe that there will be a bath ready for you and he'll even give you a massage

And he will cook your favourite dinner and pamper you until you're relaxed (when in reality, you just needed a kiss from him to relieve your stress but you won't tell him that because you want to be pampered as you deserve)

He will do most the housework, especially the cleaning obviously

And even though he makes sure you work hard because he knows you can do any task put before you, he will also not let you lift a finger

But this man does not show any kind of pda

The most he would do is hold your hand or keep a hand on you, like your back or shoulder so don't expect a kiss from him in public because he won't give it

And he tries his best to make time for you and assigns one day to be a date or just for you two to spend time with each other

Now kids?

He does want kids, however, he's also afraid that he won't be a good father (mans an idiot - he'd be the perfect father)

But you better reassure this fine man that he will be the best dad a child could ask for

And you prove yourself right when a child pops out and he nearly cries when his baby is in his arms and he decides at that moment that he's going to dedicate his life to the little bundle of joy

I see him as someone having a daughter so best believe that he's going to treat her like a princess and spoil her

He will be so protective of her pls </3 and he'll make her hate boys lmao

All in all, this man will be the best fucking husband you could ask for. 100/10

He's a gentleman, everyone loves him, your whole family is in love with him as well like please you're the luckiest person

I feel like he'd want to wake up earlier than you to admire you as you sleep because you look so serene and he'd smile, pressing a kiss to your lips before getting up

He would let you sleep in a bit but still make sure that you don't wake up too late

I think he makes it like a routine to get up before you and make you breakfast so that you didn't have to worry about anything first thing in the morning

He also treats you like a queen/king and he's more open about it

Doesn't mind a small kiss on the cheek or peck on the lips, just something small and not over the top

Erwin would make sure that you guys have date night at least twice a week so that neither of you feel like you're drifting apart and he makes sure he always has time for you

He will be there at the door of your workplace if you had a bad day to pick you up and would be prepared, having previously bought things you love and he knew would cheer you up

This man is definite that he wants kids and when he finally does get a little baby, this man smothers you in so much love because he's thankful that you blessed him with a child

He pampered you so much during your pregnancy and he continues to after you give birth

I don't know why but I see him having twins - one girl, one boy

And they are both blessed to have such a caring and protective dad that promises to never leave them

Please all I know is that this man is a gentleman and he will forever love and care for you and your family

Overall 90/10 husband

First of all, I just want to say I know this man fucking snores like some creature from another planet lmfao

But onto husband stuff now

Zeke will spoil you so much, I think he'd be like "I saw you staring at that £860 thing, let me get it for you." And no matter how much you refuse, best believe you'll see him at the counter before you can blink

You better be ready because this man would be horny 25/8

Even if you're at work he will steal you away and would let you go back looking dishevelled

He loves pda, loves showing you off, loves being a cocky and teasing mf

Get ready for random kisses smack on your lips

Or an ass slap

Yes in public

Someone tries to flirt with you? His hand just naturally flies to your neck and he pulls you in to make out with you but you stop him when he just gives you a kiss because you obviously don't want to make out there

I think he'd plan spontaneous dates and they will be so random, but end up being the best

Also after you're staying up since he snores so loud and you get some sleep, he will be so fucking annoying I know he will wake you up in the most annoying way possible

He'd probably breathe in your face as well and he'd laugh at your face scrunching up cutely because of his morning breath

But he makes that up by preparing breakfast for you

Loves to wack you in the head with a pillow, which inevitably leads to a pillow fight

I think he doesn't want kids but if you say that you want them, then he will happily give his baby what they want

And his whole life is turned upside down when he realises that kids are adorable and amazing, and that you're amazing as well

Like you really gave birth to something so precious??

Respects you a lot more, like he obviously respected you before but this was on a whole other level

But you see like those memes of men basically tormenting their children lmao like idk shooting nerf guns at them or just annoying them

Yeah that's going to be Zeke

He's definitely someone i see having a son

Says it's just like having a friend

And he makes you the bad cop by being laidback and fun, while you reprimand him for being to easy

But tbh I think he'd be a really fun husband 9/10 (cos he snores too loud lol)

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