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#i need to know who other people would date in sw. and your reasonings. pls send me your thoughts.
satans-knitwear · 2 years
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Out of anyone in dtar wars, who do you think would take you out on the most fun date? And where would you wanna go for a bonus question?
received this question right before i got in the shower and ended up pondering it so seriously for way too long and using far too much hot water.
its gotta be Lando Calrissian. for many reasons.
capes. you know he'd dress to impress and that gives me an excuse to do the same.
he knows places. bitch could probably get into any cool location on any number of cool planets for free bc someone owes him a favour or something.
he knows people. sweet/smooth talker supreme. would absolutely make all basic date convo 10x more entertaining.
well known to only be serious when it counts. and even then....still a good time.
no life time commitment, wont burn down the galaxy for me after one date, will happily move on and remember fondly
has connections but has learnt to stay in his lane. knows most of the chaotic people in the galaxy but leaves the crazy bullshit to them.
totally knows how to satisfy beings of many species and genders. i do not doubt this.
also, id want to go to a cantina with the fancy lighting and funky jizz music and dancing aliens and questionable looking drinks. just for the vibes.
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baekhvuns · 2 years
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Go bestie defend us non-carnivores! It's 2022 and people still don't get it huh, should've served them those burgers lol. Omg my period was late though ☠
Well clowns aren't necessarily my faves, they always look sinister no matter what akudishshssnjs, my friend's co-worker actually dressed as that clown for work 😭
I don't wanna give SM money, but I need Kkoong merch...imagine a lil plushie 💖
Hm, about Kai "nowhere near" is it like "soon" but reversed? He says "nowhere near" then goes bald in a month lol, just like "European dates will drop soon" *2 months later*: ...
No because someone recently said Boca was lacklustre and they prefer Maison and Vision, hold on... don't just lie like that?!??!
Not sure who it was, but there was an article about one celebrity and he was like "it wasn't me, I'm overseas" 😭 even if people freaked out over a celeb it still shouldn't have happened. My other friend saw Oneus and not only was it right after the tragedy, but now it's not the best time for Oneus as well and everyone cried so much 💔 Also Ateez donating money that's nice of them!
Lmao tbh I didn't expect my friend to be into Hwa? After the last concert I thought I got her, but it didn't last, though she still praised Hwa for his performance and dedication to live singing, but she wasn't in a simp mode. But now 👀👀👀 we will see how it goes
That Blazed fansite is one of those who went to some forbidden zones to take photos, so it's pretty disrespectful. Sadly Seonghwa has some shitty fansites 😭 Hwa and Yeosang especially
Congratulations on your immortality or sorry that happened, depends on your thoughts on living forever lmao
No because you can't really record anything, you need to obey so many rules at music shows and it's too crowded anyway :/ I think I might have gotten some shitty pics, but I'll have to look on my old phone
Pls I need Seonghwa's big Eastern European beanie, except it's terribly overpriced, but it's called SIMPLE WOMAN 😭
Ajydusgsysuash that's not Paris, but let's pretend it is 😂
P-p-pink.... Tape? Noooo, I don't know what that is ha ha ha I never saw that album with my own eyes 🙈 of course I DO NOT own it!!! 🤚🏻
Ok but this excuse is so??? They didn't sell enough tickets and probably didn't wanna embarrass themselves again (after the festival in Germany a few months ago)... it was supposed to be held at the end of November IN LONDON
I'll kiss him on the mouth I swear 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Just remembered this video and I don't feel so good Baeksy
Era of me missing everything because the fucking time zones, one more reason to hate the US.
Baker Seonghwa... just like in my dream 😭💓
Hwacore - it's crazy how everything reminds me of him, I see stars, Lego, SW, strawberries... and I think "oh Seonghwa would love it" - mental illness I fear.
Anyways I'm dying I think
San is just like me. So is Jongho (me when I quit my job to become a full time Seonghwa fansite)
I got: because you're exhilarating - ok but will that make Park Seonghwa fall in l*ve with me or not, it's all that matters.
Btw I FINALLY re-read Bodyguard and 🥰🥰🥰 ok but this is Mr guard your body Hwa, I don't take criticism - DV 💖
hi hello!!!
Go bestie defend us non-carnivores! It's 2022 and people still don't get it huh, should've served them those burgers lol. Omg my period was late though ☠
no yeah it was all meat eaters vs two vegetarians,,, we were trying to survive 😭😭 fiGHTING THRU THICK AND THIN
Well clowns aren't necessarily my faves, they always look sinister no matter what akudishshssnjs, my friend's co-worker actually dressed as that clown for work 😭
THE PENNYWISE ONE IS GENUINELY SO SINISTER FBFBF,,, LMFAOOOO the dedication the worker had to wake up early and put all the makeup on and put that act on 🤌🏼
I don't wanna give SM money, but I need Kkoong merch...imagine a lil plushie 💖
STOP A SMALL KKONGI PLUSHIE WITH THE WHISKERS AND THE LITTLE TAIL 😭😭🤚🏼
Hm, about Kai "nowhere near" is it like "soon" but reversed? He says "nowhere near" then goes bald in a month lol, just like "European dates will drop soon" *2 months later*: ...
iM PRAYING FOR THE FIRST ONE the second he talks about the weather i know he’s bald. JCBDKCBC WAITING FOR THE EURO TOUR BUT HONGJOONG SAYS THEYLL BE BACK NEXT YEAR SO EURO TOUR SOON 👁👁
No because someone recently said Boca was lacklustre and they prefer Maison and Vision, hold on... don't just lie like that?!??!
sorry what?????? NAAAAH BOCA WAS DEF TOP3 IN THEIR DISCOGRAPHY,,, ppl just really love to lie these days aND FOR WHAT, WHAT GOOD DOES THAT GET U
Not sure who it was, but there was an article about one celebrity and he was like "it wasn't me, I'm overseas" 😭 even if people freaked out over a celeb it still shouldn't have happened. My other friend saw Oneus and not only was it right after the tragedy, but now it's not the best time for Oneus as well and everyone cried so much 💔 Also Ateez donating money that's nice of them!
POOR GUY 😭😭🤚🏼 its the way they tried to put the blame on celebrities rather than take responsibility and hold the govt accountable,, NAURRRR ONEUS’S THING IS SO SAD AND THE FACT HE LEFT VOLUNTARILY 😭😭 what do ppl even do this like are u not embarrassed to start a rumour that ruins someone’s life 😭😭😭
Lmao tbh I didn't expect my friend to be into Hwa? After the last concert I thought I got her, but it didn't last, though she still praised Hwa for his performance and dedication to live singing, but she wasn't in a simp mode. But now 👀👀👀 we will see how it goes
THE SWITCH IS SO SUDDEN FHWKDHSJ ATP EVERYONE AND ANYONE IS A SHINESTAR so glad ur friend her roots <3 her new destiny has started <3
That Blazed fansite is one of those who went to some forbidden zones to take photos, so it's pretty disrespectful. Sadly Seonghwa has some shitty fansites 😭 Hwa and Yeosang especially
no bc why do ga sites go sasaeng like aren’t u tired holding the camera?? dont u wanna go home and edit the photos and post and not be HIDING IN A FUCKING BUSH
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Congratulations on your immortality or sorry that happened, depends on your thoughts on living forever lmao
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 THATS A VV NICE THING TO READ AS A 20 YO NOW 😭😭 IMMORTALITY IM ON MY WAY BDBDBD
No because you can't really record anything, you need to obey so many rules at music shows and it's too crowded anyway :/ I think I might have gotten some shitty pics, but I'll have to look on my old phone
ayo???? omg no wonder ppl don’t share like behind the scenes of inkigayo’s HUHHHH but how was ur experience to sit and be in the crowd and how many takes do u think they did?? do they give u food and stuff?
Pls I need Seonghwa's big Eastern European beanie, except it's terribly overpriced, but it's called SIMPLE WOMAN 😭
BESTIE U BETTER GET THE VIP FOR THE CONCERT BC U GET FREE BEANIES AS A GIFT FBFBFB
Ajydusgsysuash that's not Paris, but let's pretend it is 😂
OH THEN IM SUDDENLY JARED 19 😭😭 IT SAID LV PARIS AND I WAS LIKE “oh la la anon ur from france?? baguette et toi??”
P-p-pink.... Tape? Noooo, I don't know what that is ha ha ha I never saw that album with my own eyes 🙈 of course I DO NOT own it!!! 🤚🏻

anon.
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Ok but this excuse is so??? They didn't sell enough tickets and probably didn't wanna embarrass themselves again (after the festival in Germany a few months ago)... it was supposed to be held at the end of November IN LONDON
?????? EVERY TIME I SEE THEM THEYRE ALWAYS IN TROUBLE OR APOLOGIZING OR GETTING ROASTED ON TUMBLR 😭😭😭 GET THE FUCK OUT WE COULD’VE GOTTEN KPOP IN LONDON AGAIN with their bri’ish accents 😭😭
I'll kiss him on the mouth I swear 🙈🙈🙈🙈
GET IN LINE ANON 🔫🔫
Just remembered this video and I don't feel so good Baeksy //// Era of me missing everything because the fucking time zones, one more reason to hate the US.
LOOK ANON I JUST SOBBED PLS DONT MAKE ME CRY AGAIN FBFBFH LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 I MISSED HONGJOONGS LIVE & IT WAS DURING THE DAY TIME 😭😭
Baker Seonghwa... just like in my dream 😭💓 /// Hwacore - it's crazy how everything reminds me of him, I see stars, Lego, SW, strawberries... and I think "oh Seonghwa would love it" - mental illness I fear.
istg these concepts ate feeding into my drafts bc they keep getting bigger day by day, just last week i made a hwa wip based on george and amal clooney’s love life <3 hwa’s an actor and reader’s an aspiring lawyer, he hides his face to sometimes go to reader’s court case and sits at the chairs behind <3 mental illness atp <33 FBWMDBWK STOP BC SAME IM WITH THE MOST NON-KPOP LISTENING GROUP AND I SEE SOMETHING REMOTELY SIMILAR TO WHAT HE LIKES AND WEARS AND GO “huh, that’s a hwa”
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in the light of bp’s concert in hamilton, my cousin saw lisa and jisoo @ the mall 😭😭😭🤚🏼 WHEN IS IT MY FUCKJMG TURN FJWJF ALFK ATEEZ BETETR GO TO THAT MALL
Anyways I'm dying I think //// San is just like me. So is Jongho (me when I quit my job to become a full time Seonghwa fansite)
bestie that first black hair hwa and blond hair hwa,,, hear me out = two twins, one evil but the evil looking is nice <3 LMFAOOOO HONGJOONG IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP HE IS ME I AM HIM,,, san ass guy confirmed,, LMFAHDWKDHSK BESTIE THE DAY U DO PLS DROP THE HIGHEST QUALITY PICS IN THIS INBOX
I got: because you're exhilarating - ok but will that make Park Seonghwa fall in l*ve with me or not, it's all that matters.
MIGHT AS WELL BE IN A POLY AU BC I GOT THE SAME 🔫🔫 RHWKDHWK THE SENSOR GET THE FUCK OUTRBWKFHWK
Btw I FINALLY re-read Bodyguard and 🥰🥰🥰 ok but this is Mr guard your body Hwa, I don't take criticism - DV 💖
DBWMFHWK ANON CAUGHT SIMPING FOR BODYGUARD 😭😭😭 forbidden relationship trope enjoyer u seem 🤨 HDKWHDWK STOP GHWKFHWK THAT IS BUT THATS ALSO THE YN BKWNDWK
since u read bodyguard wouldn’t u wanna know who it was inspired by <3
he is god
NO BC WHAT IS THIS
live footage of me
bestie 😭😭
MY LIL EXOL DREAM IS COMING TRUE PERHAPS u better go anon bc they mf always go london 😭 but the ticket is gonna be the problem 🔫
here’s a quiz idk what its based on but the results ….😮‍💨
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magic-owl · 5 years
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i wish these had numbers to not take up room but alas: what is your absolute favorite ship? what’s a ship you like that most people don’t? what is the most underrated ship, in your opinion? (choose any of your fave pairings for the following bc I'm curious about all your faves) rate [pairing] from 1-10 and explain why. what’s your favorite headcanon of [pairing]? what’s your favorite canon moment of [pairing]? favorite AU ideas for [pairing]? what song(s) remind you of [pairing]?
Thank you my dear! You are my Star Wars Friend so I’ll keep it SW focused (if you wanted to ask this to solely find out what else I liked BESIDES SW sorry lol just let me know and I can redo it). This got long because turns out I have a lot to say about my ships so answers under the cut!!! xD
Absolute favorite ship: This one’s kinda hard but I’m gonna have to go with Obi Wan/Anakin! I also like them a lot as a trio with Padmé, but overall I gotta say these two are just my faves? Why? Because they are such a M E S S and gosh I just love them so much. Ppl say they don’t like each other very much but come on, have you watched the TCW, have you watched RotS, they’re the greatest team there ever was, they’re constantly fretting and worrying about each other, they’re always teasing (the constant banter omg boys pls) at each other and hyping the other up and believing in each other and Ahsoka literally calls them her adoptive guardians in the Ahsoka novel, that’s how much of a family they were and ugh they’re just so married. And they’re such a TRAGEDY and it breaks my heart and it’s delicious to watch because in the final fight it’s just heartbreaking betrayal because through it all they love each other so much and that’s WHY they’re so furious with each other because to them it feels like the ultimate betrayal. Even after (when after everything, Obi Wan still loved Anakin too much to kill him himself) they’re constantly on the other’s mind, and ugh the pain hurts but in such a good way, and how in the end Anakin did the right thing and Obi Wan was RIGHT THERE to help guide him back to the light in spirit and now they can rest happily together for eternity (with some spare stressing about, ya know, Kylo Ren and the impending return of Sidious, but never mind all that). and on top of that, it’s my fave because I also absolutely love their relationship platonically as well, as much as I LIKE to see them together, it’s not necessary for me because they have such an enjoyable dynamic. *coughs* Sorry, so yea, they’re my disaster faves! 😅
A ship I like that most people don’t: See above lol. I get aspects of the Obikin ship can be problematic in the whole power dynamic and age difference thing, but I’ve only ever shipped it after Anakin was knighted as an adult when there’s literally not a problem with it (it was weird for me because I watched the prequels totally out of order. I actually saw the TCW cartoon FIRST and then I saw RotS and then I didn’t watch the first two for a while after that because I was a fool and listened to prequel bashers who said the first two weren’t good, so when I started shipping them as adults that was all I saw them as). To be honest, for the most part the PT fandom is done with the drama since ya know, like a good half of the SW general fandom still hates us, so no one’s really vocal about not liking it and our shipping community is mostly left to ourselves, but every once in a while I’ll come across a joke post/fanart of the two and OP will be all snarky in the notes like “tag as a ship and I’ll come after you with my spiked bat” (someone’s exact words btw) and it’s like ok jeez, do not interact then, was minding my own business dude...
My most underrated ship: Hmmmm....... Gonna have to go between Luke/Ezra and Satine/Padmé. Skybridger I understand since they’ve literally never met in canon, but come ON, they’d get along like a house on fire and argh they should have met, it would be great. I honestly don’t get why Pads and Satine aren’t more of a thing (THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE AN OFFICIAL SHIPNAME ;_; ) cuz c’mon they’re the subtler explosive yin to Obi and Ani’s wildfire yang. They get along great and work together really well, and they both seem to have a type. I am doing them a little better in my new OT4 fic, and I hope ppl like it!!! Ya know what, I’m also gonna add Kaeden (cute girl from the Ahsoka novel!) and Ahsoka because even if a lot of ppl actually ship them, they hardly have any content and neED MORE DANGIT THEY WERE SO CUTE!!!!!!!
Gonna go with Obikin for all the following ones cuz I haven’t had the chance to gush about my boys in a while and you’ve opened Pandora’s box
Rate them from 1-10: 10, plus a hundred more points because I love them, then subtract that hundred again cuz Anakin is an gotdang idiot who ruined it and now they both make me cry. My scoring reasons are that they make me feel all the emotions and I love them Ever So Much and argh.
Fave headcanon: Oh boy, I’ve got a couple actually!
Whenever they’re talking/arguing over the phone, they’re always subconsciously mirroring each other’s actions even when they can’t see what the other is doing. It’s kinda creepy because you’ll hear yelling and it’ll look like one of them’s talking to an invisible person in front of them when it’s actually each other.
There has been multiple instances of them both getting injured in battle because they were distracted watching the other be a total badass (not that either will admit it)
Neither of them are morning people. AT ALL. Obi Wan actually has self-discipline and is able to get up with an alarm and crankily drag them both up, but both are almost impossible to deal with until they’ve had caffeine in them, and it’s been established that unless you want to risk murder, neither of them talks in the morning until caffeine has been provided.
There has been many, many cases of accidentally taking the other’s robe and not realizing it but thinking to themselves that said robe feels more comforting than usual today.
A mutually drunken arm wrestling match absolutely turned into a mutually drunken makeout once. Neither can remember it, and they wonder why some of the clones have been acting funny all week.
Half of the Temple thinks they’re already dating.
Ok I’ll stop it here
Fave Canon Moment: Ughhh, this is HARD. I really like the “any closer and you’d be kissing it” line in TCW, basically any moment in TCW when one of them refers to Ahsoka as “OUR padawan”, the extra long stares and unnecessary touches they give each other in TCW, the elevator scene in RotS movie (THE NOVEL MAKES IT A MILLION TIMES BETTER), also in RotS the way Anakin is half-ready to straight up fight Palpatine when he suggests leaving Obi Wan behind to die, the RotS “No loose wire jokes” bit, the RotS “Roger. Roger.” bit (OKAY JUST THE WHOLE FIRST HALF OF THIS RIDICULOUS MOVIE), the way Vader built his big stupid castle where they had their breakup, the way he’s constantly mentioning Obi Wan when the convo wasn’t even about him, seeing them together again at the end of RotJ (whoops you asked for one, you get MANY SCENES)
Fave AU ideas: Again, there’s a couple!
Superpower AU: Can’t decide whether I’d put this in canon or modern. Most powers in this AU are stolen from inspired by X-Men, DC, and other popular media, so I’m torn between Anakin having Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix style powers while Obi Wan had a variation on Rogue’s with additional energy manipulation. OR it would be a thing where Anakin could commune with the dead a la Klaus from Umbrella Academy while Obes had sort of Avatar-style wind/flight powers. (Both are relevant for different plots).
Sith AU: I know these are far from unpopular in the SW fandom, but the way I’d do it would be to try and write two stories at once, update one every other week so one update a week total. The stories would what would happen if either of them became the Sith Apprentice after the events of Episode 1, and how their dynamic would be during Ep 2 and The Clone Wars with one of them on the other side. It’s funny because the way I’ve plotted it, the Sith!Ani fic would have very big Good Omens vibes, while the Sith!Obi one would have very strong Under the Red Hood vibes, so two VERY different dynamics going on xD
WWII Spies: This is one I 100% plan to write someday, even tho it is a very long time from now. It’s basically following Anakin as an American naval pilot who got injured in a crash and discharged. He still wants to serve and eventually his talent gets him into the intelligence end of the war and sent to Europe where he meets Ben, who’s been working with British intelligence since it broke out, and sparks fly. I’m kind of cheating here cuz as of now this is an Obianidala story, not just Obikin, but it’s one I’m very excited for
Phantom of the Opera AU: This idea I had when I realized that Anakin as Vader is kinda a Lot like the Phantom, but he’s also a Lot like Christine too. So it turned into Anakin as a talented ballet dancer getting preyed on by Palpatine!Phantom (there is NO romance there, Palpy is a total creep and will be treated as such) with Obi Wan as a combination of Raoul and Madame Gery and I have a bunch of ideas and idk if it’s gonna be an actual thing, but I want it to.
Shapeshifter AU: Canon, not very complicated but they can all shift into animals. Obi Wan is a kind of cougar panther cat with a fluffy ginger tail, and Anakin is a big grumpy black Krayt Dragon with a stump for a front leg.
Not A Jedi!AU: One in canon in which set like the Sith!AU, two different stories exploring how their dynamic would be if one of them wasn’t found by the Order. As of now, I’ve got Anakin as the warrior pirate prince of Tatooine, after having grown up and staged a slave rebellion, then promptly put his mother on the throne, and Obi Wan’s there to negotiate something during TCW and things happen. For the Obi Wan one, he’s a political journalist and war correspondent who keeps on running into Anakin’s assignments and popping up where he’s stationed and Anakin has to keep this idiot from getting himself killed/stop asking me annoying questions that criticize the Jedi and the government.
Dark!AU: A kind of morbid canon divergent fic where Padmé dies early and unexpectedly (Palps didn’t plan it). Anakin goes off the rails and Obi Wan agrees to go with him on a murder vengeance roadtrip to try and keep him from Falling or the Sith from getting to him. He kinda fails and they both Fall in a way and it ends with them hunting down Sidious’ players one by one. I’m not entirely sure I want to continue with this tho because it plays strongly on the Fridged Woman trope, which I can’t stand. I’d have to figure out how to give Padmé some sort of active role after her death...
Songs to describe them: There’s a couple (I could have very well gone cranky but I decided to do (mostly) serious))(also my music taste kinda stinks)
Icarus— Bastille
Anna Sun— WALK THE MOON
Animal I Have Become— Acoustic cover by Vitamin String Quartet (original by Three Days Grace) (seriously y’all listen it’s sooooo gooooood)
Warriors— Imagine Dragons
My Demons— STARSET
Ignorance— Paramore
Set Fire to the Rain— Adele
Stubborn Love— The Lumineers
How to Save A Life— The Fray (yes i am aware it is stereotypical angst song leave me Alone it FITS)
Viva la Vida— Coldplay (tbh this fits like the entire PT but I liked it)
Raised by Wolves— U2 (another more PT-centric, but this one works dangit)
Bonus Broadway Song! : Confrontation from Les Miserables (now that ya think of it, that would be a pretty good AU too.....)
Bonus Broadway Song! : The Tango Maureen from Rent (I always imagined this one as Obi Wan and Padmé about Anakin, but it would be about something other than cheating cuz canon has established Anakin views cheating as a worse crime than murder, so yea)
Bonus Broadway Song! : Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (aight this one’s mostly a joke but come ON don’t tell me that’s not completely them xD)
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