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sturnioloho · 4 months

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#oh my fucking god #his aura is so fucking unbelievable sexy to me #this attitude right here is why i am a chris girl #cocky competitive motherfucker who wants what he wants and gets it easily #like he is THE fucking man #i have such a primal ass feral attraction to him #the man spread #i need to suck his dick so bad #proud gf celebratory head moment #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

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simplyzaio · 2 years

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Replaying resident evil village and Karl is so hot 🥵🥵

#I need to suck his dick SO BAD #maybe i AM mentally unwell #LADY D TOO #Imma homie hopper til i die

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makiswirl · 3 months

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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest

like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!

#kiki.txt #jjba #i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me #ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish #i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused #i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking #popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a #pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom #every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw #joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly #or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt #equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his #praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so #peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes #around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute #i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early #jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's #completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a #flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy #i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable #i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #noriaki kakyoin #adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's #very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him #in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled

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mainalias · 2 months

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thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”

#dc #batman #brudick #i don’t even ship it #i think i'm still mad at the poll when people were trying to refute the brudick points #by saying shippers are also biased and ignoring the history and that it really was a familial relationship early on #me the only asshole on this website enough of dumbass to try to read early batman “no it fucking wasn't”#if you hate the ship fine but don't back up your argument with complete lies #the pro-brudick camp has receipts which gives them way more validity than the haters #i'm sure somewhere out there there's dick grayson pre-crisis saying bruce is like a father to him #there's so many comics and i've barely scratched the surface #but i did read both the first golden age compilation book of batman and silver age world's finest compilation #and neither of them say anything like that #and no “his ward dick grayson” is how he's called constantly it's one of the stock phrases in the ever present narration #early comics fundamentally didn't understand they were a visual medium and are full of very tedious and unnecessary text panels #and to be fair each issue needed to function as an intro to someone who had never heard of batman and robin before so #“and his ward dick grayson”#every damn time #their relationship was adult man and his plucky kid sidekick he inexplicably hangs out with #which doesn't make sense and doesn't parallel to real life real social interaction #but neither does a man going in a batsuit to fight crime #and the out-of-universe explanation is because this comic was aimed at kids who were supposed to project onto dick grayson #and the kids want to be batman's kid-partner not his kid-son #it's not that complicated this trope still exists today #kid who should not be here but is because it's a kids' show/book/movie/etc #i stg i'm gonna become a brudick shipper out of spite at this point #and WHILE I'M COMPLAINING i am also going to be mad at the people who get all up-in-arms #about all the evil heroes doing child endangerment on their poor abused sidekicks #should there be kid heroes? no but cape comics would suck without them so stop complaining and enjoy yourselves #RL vigilantism is also always bad stop bringing real world standards into this they don't apply

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eclipseshotel · 3 months

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So the theory that in that flashback exposition scene it’s AvP Elder during his rite of passage. If that’s the case, then I think we can safely say that he definitely favors wielding a combistick. Every Predator has a weapon they prefer to use over others or might even specialize in (Spear Master, for instance). It’s obviously a great long-range weapon too—a vital, yet common, tool in their arsenal.

Him giving his own to Lex just kind of makes it all the more significant then, in parting with a beloved weapon, even if at that point it might have become more of an ornate status symbol to denote his rank and prowess over the ages.

#you just know his proficiency in utilizing it is beyond sexy #let me see you hurl that thing old man #I’m sorry I need to suck his dick so bad #in my mind palace watching him practice with it while I eat fruit and fan myself #he’s gotta stay sharp okay #avp elder #yautja

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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 4 months

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LOOK LATI SUEHSHEUEHDHJWB I WAS LITERALLY GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR FOR A GOOD MINUTE THEHEHEHEEEEE

HNHHHHHH EXECUTOR MY LIL BLORBO, MY LIL STRANGE CREATURE,, he's simultaneously the most efficient man in the room but he's also emotionally incompetent on a whole other level, it's so fucking hot and pathetic ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡

#lati speaks #sorry not sorry arturia but im about to slap a ring on ur rizzless shotgun-bearing autistic cousin #wanna write some smut for him so bad he needs to get his dick sucked and i will GLADLY be the one to do it #istg my taste in men is all over the place its NEVER consistent

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bedforddanes75 · 8 days

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even the bible didnt speak of lust this intense

#me stimming #im so.#aHsjjsjsjjsjsjhshsjhshshhshsh #im gonna suck his soul out through his dick i swear to you #george please you have to prove all of charlis lyrics about how good u fuck and u have to prove it by Doing it to me #im havimg. a crissu #oh myGkdkkdkdjjdjd #george daniel #the 1975 #hes such a fucking LOSER oh i need him so bad #creaming my pants. now #i wish i had a dick #if i had a dick i would Fuck that mans brains out #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #no like i NEED to fuck him #watching 2014 interviews and Dying

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kittyboy-cunt · 1 month

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thinkin about corrupting a priest again, lads

#or a priest who is already “corrupted” but no one knows... except i do. i approach him with the evidence of his prior sins.#and tell him i'll keep quiet about it if only he promises to only use me for his pleasure from now on...#also thinking about. jim defroque. i need to make him suck my dick so bad #kittyboy meows #hierophilia

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arminsbf · 2 months

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and on top of that annie leonhart is a lesbian #sorrynotsorry

EXACTLY!! and i think armin is mostly gay like. sure he would date a girl. but look at him 😭🙏

he likes boys 💗💗💗

#istg i have a stroke every time i see this picture #i need to suck his dick so bad it’s crazy…!!!#i just feel like. annie is NOT worried about him #like she has hitch #thanks for agreeing with me pookie i was worried you might not share my sentiment ☺️#asks

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absolutelyzoned · 2 months

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its me and my inability to compromise against the world

#i hate it when plans are changed i fucking hate it so much #i desperately need to rant about this im having an awful time ..Augh #my dad lost his job and is selling his house. we have at MOST 3 weeks to get out of here #so wrre moving to the house next to my moms. my grandpa owned b4 he died. HOWEVER #i hate that house its dirty as hell. i cant live with my mom theres barely 2 rooms there and i currently sleep on a couch in the living roo #there are 3(?) bedrooms where my dad is moving and they are SIGNIFICANTLY smaller than. literally everything #so well have. not a lot of space. not to mention that all the rooms are shaped so fucking weird. shitty old house bonus #literally everything has the fucking landlord special cause my mom used to rent it except all of the tennants were jerks #so the house has A Vibe. /neg. and its a weird combo of dustu and sticky #Im getting off topic.#i was allowed to choose my room a while back and we all agreed on everything and made plans and thought everything was set in stone #the room i was supposed to get is small asf and has slanted walls. (attic room ig) but it was fine #but my mom was like noo! actually! your older brother is getting that room! we never agreed on anything!!#whicj is AWFUL #i HATE CHANGE #AND. i wish you could see the room im supposed to have now but im at My dad's rn #its so fucking small. the water heater is in there. there's a low hanging fucking duct pipe or whatever right by the door #its pink #it smells like shit #ots right next to the washer and dryer.#there is no light. i hate it so much #ITS SMALL. AND JUST FUCKING SUCKS #i might sound like a dick but everything is so stressful rn i dont want to move school starts in 2 weeks i dont know my schedule i don't #have anyone to talk to. we're all fucking broke as hell and my mom refuses to help my dad because. i dont even know why #sorry. btw #i need someone to talk to so bad #they won't get me a therapist because 1 its not covered by insurance and 2 my dad lost his job and said insurance #i can't get a job because i can't drive and am so mentally fucked up and its so hard for me to do literally anything #i cry at the most insignificant situations and im always on the verge of tears #i get overstimulated so easy i can't fucking do this

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megane-sama · 1 year

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Men truly are sexier when they're bloody, bruised and in bloom.

Thank you MAPPA. I will remember this.

#God i need this man so bad #its not a want ITS A NEED #I NEED HIM #I'll suck his dick so hard his stomach will cave in #i swear to God #i just need him a car a pair of handcuffs a jar of honey and two pool sticks #jigokuraku #hells paradise #episode 13

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sucharide · 1 month

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Also I am part way through reading Matthew Lewis's 1796 book, "The Monk" and I want to assure everyone, especially those who know my taste in fanfiction, that I am doing FINE and this book makes me feel entirely normal and what do you mean I have a priest-kink?

#roach rambles #all he needs is a hypersexual girl with a severe anxiety disorder.#most of the fucked up shit in this book could have been avoided if I had sucked his dick in the confessional and said i was ashamed #YES i know he's a very bad man.#he did all those things.#is this book a feminist book? no. are women consistently demonised? absolutely.#however. i want to be a devil worshiping seductress . and ruin a monk's life and set him on the path to hell.#so there's a lot in this book that I can dig.

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all444miles · 1 year

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i dont think ive clarified how down bad i am for toji because