#i really need a better tag for nonnies who aren't dicks

[lumiolivier]

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.