#i should've just gone myself 😔

[neonpigeons]

I asked my dad if he could pick up my prescription at the pharmacy and he got one that wasn't supposed to be filled yet? so insurance didn't cover it. and he was mad it was so expensive. and I was like "did you ask if it was filled early? did they say anything about it?" and he was like "idk." 😐 I understand that healthcare and insurance can be confusing but as a family we have fucked up health and all take prescriptions (except my brother cuz he won the genetic lottery) so this stuff isn't new to him.

he also kept saying "call them tomorrow and get your money back" and I was like "you can't do that. you can't return prescriptions. the deed is done." and then he said "call your doctor and ask why it's so expensive" and that's also not how it works!! doctors don't set prices! this is already a generic. I know my insurance covers it, it just shouldn't have been picked up yet

[moinsbienquekaworu]

People in the kitchen when I go down to have dinner, 5 dead 17 injured

[marimelwrites]

🥱 - Ilya x Sol 😍 - Maddie x Tadgh 🥴 - Eren x Yana 😔 - Azra x Vincent

From this Voicemail Meme here!

🥱 - Ilya x Sol - a sleepy voicemail:

--> [Voicemail left in Italian, minus his pet name for her.] Solnishko, I'm sorry that I've missed talking to you. I got held up. It's very late now, so I'm glad that you didn't answer. I would have felt very guilty for waking you up. I'm very tired now, but I still wanted to call to let you know that I did make it home so no need to worry since you didn't hear from me earlier. *Yawns* I'm much more tired than I even thought. Please give some scratches to Neto for me, and maybe a treat or two, but be sure to tell Neto they're from me... not from you. Artur is sniffing around the phone, so he says hello to you as well. I hope you sleep or slept well, and have a beautiful day. We will se each other very soon.

😍 - Maddie x Tadgh - a loving voicemail:

--> Hello, love. I'm just calling... well, because I had a feeling that I should call you. I know that we talked not too long ago, and I saw you only yesterday, and we texted each other earlier this morning, but... it felt important. So, I'm calling you know to let you know how much I care about you. And I hope that you're having a beautiful day today. It's lovely outside, and I want you to be outside enjoying those horses, and that open field, and maybe reading a good book. I should be done in a couple of hours. The animals here are loving the sun and warmth, at least most of them. I'm going to come by and see you once I'm off work, okay? Maybe, if you're in the mood, I can make us some pasta. I'm really in the mood for pasta. Would that be okay with you? Anyway, have a good day... and... and just know that I miss you, and that you're loved.

🥴 - Eren x Yana - a drunk voicemail:

--> Yaaaaanaaaa, why didn't you answer my call? Did I do something wrong? Again? I told you I'm terrible at relationships. I work too much. I do... stupid, stupid things. I never apologize, but I did apologize to you that one time. That was kind of a special situation. But are you mad now? Or did I just miss you. I mean, I miss you. But did I miss you? *snorts and laughs* Okay, I really should've cut myself off on drinks ages ago, but I had too many people buying me drinks. Why do people always try to hit on me? Is it because I'm hot? It's because I'm hot, isn't it. Are you in pajamas again? I bet you're in pajamas because that seems like a thing you'd do... lemme guess... Christmas patterns even though it's March? *muffled* What? Huh? *comes in clear again* Sorry, gotta go... don't be mad at me, I'm only stupid.

😔 - Azra x Vincent - a sad voicemail:

--> *sniffles* Vince? I... *clears throat and sniffles again* It's been really lonely since you've been gone. I don't... there aren't really a lot of... you know, people don't really pay a lot of attention to me. It's not a bad thing, it's just... I miss the fun stuff we used to do, you know? I... *small cry* I just miss you a lot right now. Did you know that today would've been our anniversary? I know... I know, it's stupid and... *voice sounds like she's trying not to cry* I just really miss you. I... okay... this... I shouldn't have called anyway. I really hope you're doing well where you are now. Maybe you've... you've met someone really nice and... and they make you happy? *sniffles* Anyway, I'm okay, really, I'm fine just feeling... *long pause* just feeling nostalgic. I'm sorry, bye.

[s3dgy]

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#jjba - 4 posts

#sedge's first fic adventure - 2 posts

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#psa - 2 posts

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#which means i’ve pretty much been living in a straight-up pile of garbage for the last 6 months

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hey!!!

since i have one friend in particular who i know has some personal hangups surrounding jjba, i’ve come up with the tag “#sedge is jojoposting” so that it can be blocked for those who don’t wanna see me posting about jjba!

0 notes • Posted 2021-10-16 18:00:52 GMT

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i wrote a terrible self-insert fanfic when i was 11-12 and now i'm going through it and fixing my pronouns for Gender Euphoria™ reasons but leaving the rest of it alone, here are my thoughts but i'm not gonna provide any context

the plot of this fic was basically just the "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" meme

hoo boy was i Repressed™ and it shows

WOW i really have been a sucker for hurt/comfort from the jump huh

jesus fucking christ i could really go down a rabbit hole psychoanalyzing this shit

LMFAO 😂😂😂 I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA OWN NOT ONE BUT MULTIPLE LANDLINE PHONES AS AN ADULT

LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LIVE IN APARTMENT THAT WAS LARGE ENOUGH FOR THAT TO BE A THING

IN THIS ECONOMY??? OH HONEY

okay WHAT the fuck was my obsession with owning a satchel??? like bitch??? hello???

side note: i did end up getting a satchel like two years later, so, yay for that i guess

cannot BELIEVE i simped this hard over an anime character when i was in middle school

wh- hang on what the fuck. that. that doesn't make ANY goddamn sense, how did i think that would work physically??? bitch

hm. you know what, That Sentence In Particular says some shit about me that i am not ready to unpack yet, so i'm not gonna!

you know i know i said i was only gonna fix the pronouns but it's my gender and i get to experience the gender euphoria so i think i'm also gonna change the way my hair is described to match the way it looks now

y'know, now i'm kinda understanding why my 6th grade english teacher prohibited me from writing fanfic for a school assignment but still. she was kind of a bitch about it and that was unnecessary.

god i remember writing this in the notes app on my iphone 3gs. i remember copying/pasting giant chunks of it to send to my best friend through kik messenger because she didn't have a cell phone. but most importantly i remember her hyping me tf up and how important that was to me. good times

hsfdgjsh my professors are gonna be talking to me in class like "so what'd you do last night? get any sleep?" and i'm gonna be like "no i fucking psychoanalyzed my childhood self through the lens of my old fanfiction"

BOY HOWDY WAS THAT A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS. REALLY WISH I HADN'T DESCRIBED THAT PARTICULAR ACTION IN THAT WAY.

bitch i am begging you to use normal fucking words p l e a s e

a MINIVAN??? of all the cars i could've picked for myself to drive, i chose A MINIVAN??? i mean it's practical, space-wise, but WHAT THE FUCK

of fucking course the minivan is green. i mean it still IS my favorite color tbf

wow this bitch did not give a FUCK about car insurance costs okay. damn wish i could be her 😔 she's out here tokyo drifting up in this bitch

oh my fucking god i did NOT understand how cars work lmao. or like, fuckin physics for that matter

i- did this vehicle just not have airbags in it or something??? because they probably fucking should've gone off by now holy shit

"put the car back into second gear" BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. TO THIS DAY I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SECOND GEAR AND FIRST GEAR SETTINGS ON THE GEAR SHIFT OF MY CAR EVEN DO.

aaand we're just gonna... okay. i mean it makes sense in context i guess, but... okay. fine. you do you, kid.

wh- how did paint get scraped off the sides of the car??? the sides of the car never fucking touched anything i- fuck it. never mind.

i- okay i know the car thing was kind of bonkers per my earlier description but it wouldn't have caused THAT to happen

IT'S ON FIRE??? IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE??? B I T C H

okay so we're just back to our regularly scheduled programming after all that then? cool whatever i guess

y'know i'm not sure of the accuracy of that scientific technobabble but it sounded at least a little bit believable so. good job, past me. you get points for that one

my fucking god why couldn't any of these characters tell a halfway-decent lie to save their lives lmao

ahhh wait i remember why the car is Fucked™ now. it's because the mental image i had in my head of a different scene involving a car involved a different car, so i had to COMPLETELY DESTROY the first car i mentioned for some goddamn reason.

wh- MILK??? bitch what were you ON

1 notes • Posted 2021-02-26 08:28:47 GMT

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