#i want imelda to shove bition down every flight of stairs

[sea-buns]

Ughh everything about The Fix's trip to City Hall felt like a punch in the gut.

Not only does he try to make himself as small and unassuming as possible, but he also goes the extra mile to avoid as many people as he can cuz he hates to scare them. He says people always get freaked out when he's around.

Bition only ever refers to him as Fix. Meanwhile, we have Conrad who right away asks him which he prefers; Fix or The Fix. Conrad actually had to push the topic a bit more to get a real answer after The Fix brushed off his initial question.

The Fix has been working for Bition for years now, right? The same guy that spits facts like he's an Animal Crossing villager who says their catchphrase every other line? Are you telling me that for YEARS The Fix has been doing this fuckers dirty work and every time he shares even the smallest little anecdote all he's met with is this stone-faced derision? That his habit of picking up tidbits of info, an aspect of his function, is regularly belittled and labeled useless??

i just wanna wrap him up in a floofy blanket and give him a hug pls dont bleach the big soft man