#i want them to make these movies forever i want vin diesel hobbling to the charger with a walker

[officialbabayaga]

IT HAS EVERYTHING:

a retcon so breathtakingly insane that it transcends the concepts of "good" and "bad"

the most sinister remix of gasolina by daddy yankee conceivable

jason momoa playing a villain with all the nuance and gravitas of an extra in The Birdcage (1996)

the vatican gets blown up a little bit

a "celebrity" cameo so awkward that it could melt the faces off of those with delicate constitutions

john "i'm not a 'regular' uncle i'm a 'cool' uncle" cena (accidentally reveals his crush on marky mark to a 10-year old)

genuinely incredible explosion and fire graphics

michelle rodriguez and charlize theron get weird together in antarctica

rita moreno is there