#i will maybe make a post one day on the contrasts between b&l and d&n as i see them because. Emotions.

[an-eldritch-peredhel]

*through desperately held back tears* die young by ke$ha is a dior and nimloth song im sorry i dont make the rules

[guardianlioness]

Hey can I get a uhhhhhhh.... Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd for the headcanon meme?

[Ask Meme!]

DIMITRI ALEXANDRE BLAIDDYD

D I M _ T R _   A L E X _ N _ _ _  B _ _ _ _ _ Y_

D: How do they react to being flirted with?



…Oh boy.

Dimitri isn’t one to notice flirting easily. His expectations and perceptions of himself place a pretty significant filter on his ability to perceive it. So most of the time, he doesn’t react because he doesn’t recognize it.

If he’s faced with overt flirting, he panics. Someone else shouldn’t have to suffer admiring him when he can’t give the affection back because of other responsibilities (pre-skip) or when he does not deserve to have happiness that way (post-skip). Before the Battle of Garreg Mach, he would do his best to awkwardly but kindly dissuade the would-be suitor, would chase them off with his beastly attitude during the Post-skip era, and again fall back to tactically extracting himself from the situation after Gronder Field.

Despite this, though, if the person flirting with him is someone he admires? Someone he’s been drawn to in a similar way? He soaks up as much of their attention as he can while driving them away, then intentionally stews in his own pining and misery for months and calls it a noble act.

(Someone? Get this boy some HELP?)



I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

Pre-skip, maybe around a 3-4. He’s proud of his steps towards vengeance and his hard work, if nothing else.

Post-skip, 0 or less. He doesn’t see himself as human, and he’s honestly courting death every day he breathes.

Post-war, this improves gradually until the number hovers around a 5. He’s never going to love himself, but there are other people who do, and he will never stop trying to make it up to them and pay the price for his actions. That’s as much as can be asked of him — as a human, not a beast — so there’s no longer a reason to loathe himself even if there are plenty of reasons for regret.

M: What is their favourite dessert?

Canonically, his childhood favorites are saghert and cream or Faerghus’ style of sweet bun, but he also loves anything with contrasting textures. He can’t taste, so any pleasure he can derive from food has to be from the way it feels.

Things with creamy insides and crunchy crusts, sweets that melt on his tongue, and food with odd temperatures are favored post-Gronder especially.

(In the world where he slowly recovers and begins to sense flavors once more, he’s easily overwhelmed by tastes. He can’t handle anything intense but can’t get enough of foods that provide two flavors at once. Mildly sweetened salt-caramel pastries, fruits and cheese together, things that allow him to enjoy multiple sensations at the same time.)

T: Where are they ticklish?

The back of his neck — not that anyone would get close enough to find out. He’s the person to reflexively injure if something sensitive gets prodded without warning. He’s not ticklish anywhere else though.

R: What are their hands like?


Dimitri’s hands are the least damaged part of his body.

They are calloused and scarred, but each scar has been allowed to heal, kept clean if not stitched closed. He must have functional hands in order to wield his lance, so even while rabid, he takes better care of them than the rest of his mortal shell.

They’re always ice cold, no matter what wraps or armor he dons.

Until his first year as king of Faergus is drawing to a close, he shakes unless there is a weapon closed between his fingers. A side effect of encroaching nerve damage, but it, like everything, heals a little.

They stay much the same, after that. Still scarred and still whole. Freezing, but free of tremors.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

In a canon, Garreg Mach type setting, he excels in lance-work and leadership materials — public speaking, strategy, etc. pre-skip. Post-Gronder, he’s honed his swordplay, but he’s become shaky and doubtful in regard to his own strategy. It takes Byleth a solid two months to coach him into confidence in his own decisions.

In a modern AU, debate — he’s exceptionally persuasive when he wishes, though he hates having to present himself in such an aggressive and manipulative manner — and mathematics of a visual or practical nature like geometry and physics. (Neither of those, however, are his true academic love, classics. Blast his inability to write as well as he can speak.)

L: What is their favourite board game?

In a canon-flavor setting, Dimitri prefers chess. It’s a calm, thinking game that helps him focus. That, and he never can manage to beat Sylvain at cards.

In a modern AU, he would enjoy standard strategy games — Risk, Settlers of Catan, even Monopoly on occasion — and of course, chess as well.

E: How are they with children?


Is Dimitri good with kids? Yes. Does he realize he is good with kids? No.

He is rational and intelligent during the times he’s asked to babysit, but he’s also internally panicking, terrified of breaking the child, terrified of the fact that he’s a terrible role model, terrified that someone left a baby with a literal monster—

The kid is happy and having a good time, though, and even if he’s High Key Freaking Out, Dimitri probably ends up wrapped around the child’s finger. He’s a bit of a pushover.

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

He’s got two.

He would never admit it, but he lost a lot of respect for Felix over his treatment of Rodrigue. Disagreeing with your father is one thing. Being angry at your father is another thing. But the level of sheer disrespect displayed? Entirely different matter.

It doesn’t make Felix any less valuable to him, and Dimitri realizes he’s in part to blame for that divide, but it does put a slant on the way he sees the young Fraldarius heir.

The second is that he’s more than a little self conscious about his appearance post-Gronder. He’s not a vain man, but the mass of new scars — worthless scars, scars NOT gained for a friend — and the disheveled appearance and missing eye? It…can make him feel a little repulsive at times.

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

Whatever Dedue or Ashe or Mercedes or Byleth brings him, honestly. Food, again, doesn’t have much allure for him except to quell the gnawing in his stomach.

B: Do they have any allergies?

No. He used to get hay fever as a child, but he developed a resistance to such things during his wandering years.

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

“Is it wrong for me to receive compassion? Am I allowed to embrace the love given to me?”

[falsexpretenses]

A = Aftercare 

For Connor a lot of his behavior before, during, and after sex depends on his partner and the situation. He’s sexual and aware of his own attraction to others but he’s made it point, given his position both professionally and personally that he minimize hookups, one night stands, or anything that can be seen as salacious. The level of care and attention he provides after sex depends on his interaction and relationship with his partner. If it’s someone that it’s just understood sex only, they’re most likely on neutral territory. Sex ends, he’s polite and respectful not doting. If it is someone he has a connection with -- someone he cares about, Connor is extremely different. He will display concern and possibly affection. Showering his lover with attention that could result in a shared bath, shower, or some wanted comfort. He conveys reassurance and praise. His gentleness is also a contrast to the distant, coldness he normally displays.

B = Body part 

Connor is definitely an ass man. He enjoys playing with them and take that how you like. Touching. Smacking. Rubbing and separating cheeks. He’s fascinated. As far as for himself, he’d say his abs. He’s careful about what he eats, focused on his workouts, for the whole purpose of defining and making them better. 

C = Cum 

He enjoys the taste of cum. He often kisses partners after oral just to share the taste.

D = Dirty Secret 

There’s a video of him on a free, often used porn site. He and his partners faces aren’t seen. It’s more POV and very focused on their genitalia. He’s not sure how it got posted or who posted it. He has a strict no picture or video policy now because of it. He watches it sometimes. He reads the comments. He gets off while watching sometimes.

E = Experience 

Very. Well with women he’s very experienced. He’s only had one, soft of, almost experience with a man. He was young and in boarding school. No more than a kiss and touch that made him jizz his pants. 

F = Favourite Position 

At times Connor has voyeuristic tendencies when it comes to intimacy. He likes to watch. For that reason, his favorite positions allow for him to do just that. He’s a fan of fellatio, especially when his partner is kneeling in front of him. He likes to watch his cock disappear in their mouth or even the way they react when he may become more forceful with his thrust. For the same reason he enjoys sexual positions that allow for the same thing, standard missionary is nice with some variation, an arch in the back, lifted from the bed, just so he can watch the walls of a tight, wet pussy stretch around him. The same is good for someone riding him from the front or behind. Just enough of an angle so he can see. His favorite lately on the rare occasion his partner agrees, is anal. Again it’s watching. Seeing how they stretch. How deep he can go. How slowly he fills them.

G = Goofy 

This once again depends on the partner. He can be extremely serious and straight to the point, especially if the sex is more transactional. He does have a playful side that’s reserved for those he trusts. Individuals he’s close to.

H = Hair 

Connor does manscape so to speak. He keeps himself well groomed and tamed around his genitalia and including his asshole. His very particular, meticulous even when it comes to cleanliness and his grooming habits.

I = Intimacy 

This feels repetitive but the partner does determine this. Connor can be extremely romantic and tender but he won’t display that to everyone. If he trusts or feels a connection, dare I say loves, Connor will show an entirely different side of himself. He can be a thoughtful and compassionate lover. Very centered on his partner and their pleasure. It would also be a time when he’d reveal more of himself and the secrets he’s kept. 

J = Jack Off 

Connor doesn’t masturbate a lot. He’s disciplined when it comes to sexual activities. When he masturbates it’s because he’s extremely turned on and can’t get the release he wants. It’s gone beyond the point of waiting to get that release. 

K = Kink 

I told you he was an ass man. Ass worship and anal. From smacking and playing with asses. To burying his faces between cheeks. So far that’s only been for his female partners. Does Raúl have a nice ass. This could be a thing.

L = Location 

I don’t now why but the shower. Every time I think Connor sex, I think the shower. And maybe the desk in his office.

M = Motivation 

Dirty talk. But it doesn’t even have to be full dirty talk. Someone confident enough to express what they want and even take initiative. Not to say that he’s turned on by forcefulness but if someone can say clearly what they need and want from him, even take initiative to turn him on. He likes it. 

N = NO 

Connor can be rough during sex but it’s a roughness that he and his partner have agreed upon. He wouldn’t do anything to hurt anyone. He doesn’t want to be too forceful or to take someone’s will away.

O = Oral 

Both giving and receiving. Extremely skilled. His tongue is just as good as his cock. We’ve already covered how much he enjoys blow jobs. Only one partner has been bold enough to venture towards his anus and he was a little disturbed by how much he enjoyed it. 

P = Pace 

Both. Quickies can sometimes be fast or rough. Even if the teasing and dirty talk have set an atmosphere for that. He can also be more sensual and tender in moments. Take all night and torture someone slowly with his teasing.

Q = Quickie

There’s a time and place for everything. Quickies sometimes happen when the teasing escalates or even arguments lead to turn ons and sex. Or even if you just have five minutes and you really want your partner. Connor’s prone to what is considered proper sex more than quickies. In a perfect world, he’d have sex daily but the world isn’t perfect.

R = Risk 

Experimentation is good. Especially with a partner you trust or find adventurous. He will try new things and step out of his comfort zone, if he trusts someone.

S = Stamina 

Connor is an extremely disciplined individual. Which means he can restrain himself from climaxing until his partner is fully pleased. He follows the lead of his partner and the intensity of the moment they’re in. Because he works out regularly, he’s built his stamina up. You can get multiple rounds out of him in a night but only if he enjoys you.

T = Toy 

Yes he has some toys. He’s used them on a few partners, not many. Never himself.

U = Unfair 

A lot but don’t tease him. He’s a poor loser and pouts. He tries to get his way and end the teasing. It’s actual kind of cute.

V = Volume 

Connor grows in volume. Muffling himself sometimes through kissing and biting. He grunts more than he moans. Even curses. At its peak he can be extremely loud. 

W = Wild Card 

I don’t know if this is a wildcard or if it even fits with these questions. Connor has not admitted to the fact he’s questioning his sexuality. The more he’s around Raúl and I believe the closer they get, he will begin to do that. He may lead to some displays of anger towards Raúl because he doesn’t understand it. It’s something he’s quietly struggling with but unwilling to admit.

X = X-Ray 

Let’s see - Connor is circumcised. His cock is more on the eight inch. Thick and veiny. There’s not a lot of skin tone difference between his body and his intimate areas. Mostly because he does spend some time in the sun naked. Dude is vain and particular about his appearance. Anyway when I say thick, he’s thick. And it curves a little to the right.

Y = Yearning 

In a perfect world, daily. A few times a day. HIGH.

Z = ZZZ 

Oddly enough, not too quick. It energizes him and he stays up. If a partner is sharing his bed, he may even watch them sleep for a while afterwards.