#i’ll def be splitting it up sorry i lied everyone </3

[astrobei]

normalize finishing a fic you’ve been writing for months and immediately passing out like a victorian maiden on a fainting couch

[survivor-switzerland]

Ben’s Jury Statement & Answers

______________________________________________________________ Ashley Sarah

I'm a horrible judge of character obviously so to me I believe you were actually willing to work with anyone not to save yourself but because there were actually threats in the game that needed to go. You seem like a Smart guy that knows how to play. I consider you a threat but when you were voted out not really. You had potential to be threat but you hadn't yet. Now that I know better you were seen as flipper so certain people were scared little bitches you would get them out cause heaven forbid they leave cause they are entitled to win. You were doing what was best for your game which I respect highly you were robbed and should have been able to exact revenge and do the right things to make this game have proper f3. 

Keegan ily cause you are super nice Ci'ere love your name!! Logan social king of the community ily Maximilian creative talent Zack you are funny and smart Nick you are gorgeous Tyler def one of my fave juror because you are super sweet and intelligent Jevvon one day we will play and slay the competition Luke another fave cause you're cute and know how to play the game you could have gotten me out and I'd still love you Dom Hi Ben. Okay so I think that your game was to play UTR. You played it super well and the reasoning behind you getting voted out the first time was because Nick and I realized that you were a HUGE threat going into the merge. You had numbers and would be super hard to beat in the end. I pushed for you to go home because I would NEVER in a million years beat you in a final two. You’d stand a chance against Brett and Tyler. You were such a big threat that you had to go. Your game was working FLAWLESSLY until the double tribal. Then when you returned, you got a new lease on life. But I feel like you played the exact same way. You were trying to be UTR and then got figured out once again. That’s why you had to go. You know that everyone in this game has so much love for you. You’re one of the most genuine people in this community. Thank you for being such a role model. People in this community probably don’t realize it but they should follow you because you’re just a joy to talk to. Thanks!!

Steven I LITERALLY JUST NOW REALIZED WHO YOU ARE. OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. MEANGIRLSBB IS SO SHOOK!!! YOU’RE SO SWEET! Keegan I really don’t know you but you seem so nice and iconic! I wish we could’ve played together. Ci’ere!!! Hi we haven’t really talked much but like we were on Arabia together. We didn’t get to play there together but I was sooo looking forward to playing with you. Such a shame that you left so early. Trent hi I think you were in HOS12?? Maybe?? If you’re the one I’m thinking of then you seem super cool and nice!! I’m sorry you had to go through HOS12. Daisy hi! I was wrong in my ROP about us being on the same tribe at one point but I’ve spoken to you like once or twice and you’re super nice. Lily i adore you!! You’re robbed in every game you play!! I’m sorry the community is ugly to you. Renee you’re super sweet and nice!! I loved talking to you. You’re beautiful!! Logan you’re one of my best friends. I have so much love for you. Max you’re super nice and awesome! You have such talent too! Zack!! You’re super nice and I fucking love you!! I’m glad we played this game together and now we can bond in our future ones woooo. Abel!! We have such a mutual love for Brittany and I adore you so much!! Thank you for being super awesome. Nick you’re the reason I’m in this community. Thanks for being such a good friend for the two years that I’ve been in this community. Tyler! I think you’re super nice and fun to talk to! Sorry for always forgetting to respond. Jev KING OF FESTIVE!! I think you’re super underrated and I adore you!! Luke! Pls bb you know how much i adore you. You’re now one of my best friends and i’m so happy. Brett you’re so great at these games. If you were on real BB/Survivor, you’d win by a landslide. Ashley Sarah you’re a queen! You’re shady in games but outside of them, you’re super nice and fun to talk to. Ian! I didn’t know how to feel about you at first but this season has proven that you’re super iconic and such a genuinely good person! Ben if you ever want a pick-me-up you can just pm me and i’ll give you yours!

Ian Hi Benjamin!!

Before we start things off I'd like to shut down your assumption that I voted you out during the vote you were sent to the jury. It's public knowledge that I voted for you during the double tribal council but I did not vote you out during the round you went to the jury. The plan was supposed to be a split vote between Jev and Luke. Brett, Ash and you were supposed to vote for Jev, while me, Dom, Tyler and Nick would vote for Luke. Unfortunately things didn’t go as planned and you went out instead. It was never my intention to stab you in the back and when you were voted out a second time I was literally in the bathroom and the feeling sucked.

During the DTC, I believe that your gameplay at that time was being a team player. I got the vibe that despite your hectic schedule; you still tried your best to contribute to the tribe and I applaud you for that. If you stayed that round I feel as if you would have remained loyal to OG Monte Rosa and we could have probably worked some things out and align together.

During the tribal you were voted out a second time, considering the fact that we lied to you during the Abel vote, you probably knew you were on the bottom. I believe that you were going to stick with OG Monte Rosa for that one last vote before making a move. To be honest, if the vote split plan really worked and Luke went home instead of you, I wanted to work with you so we could go after Nick and Dom the following round.

It’s time to spread the love!! Steven – You look like you’re a massive ball of positive energy from your intro video! Keegan – Dogs are adorable and you have a great job at a pet store!! Ci’ere – You’re pretty and your name is really elgant! Trent – The shoes you wore during the endurance task challenge were NICE! Daisy – You look really fierce with your red lipstick! Lily – I hope you can set up your Sunny Day team for pokemon! Renee – I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! You’re such a sweetheart and that’s why I love you!!! <3 Logan – Keep up with those babysitting duties! You’ll make a fine father someday! Max – Keep on working hard with those films and projects of yours! Zack – I’m not kidding, that tongue piercing is really cool! Abel – I still keep those wedding vows you made for me in Mystic F*lls! You can get through Med school! Nick – Enjoy your summer vacation and your lifeguard duties. Tyler – You are the cookie to my cookies n cream <3 Jev – Stay safe in the U.K and take extra care when going out with your friends! Luke – I hope we don’t flop at hosting New Orleans! Let’s prove to everyone that WE CAN host great games. Brett – I love how you were always open to what was going on in your life. Keep on partying hard and enjoying your life!