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i think being in a room with ethel cain was the closest i’ve ever come to a true religious experience .

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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Gansey is actually so cunt if you think about it. His parents are conservative republicans. He’s in a homoerotic situationship with every single one of his friends and some old man from Europe. Died twice. Stole his ex situationship’s girl — ON SAID SITUATIONSHIP’S BIRTHDAY. Always on the phone, always busy and booked. Punched his Latin teacher, threw a Molotov cocktail at a substance party he wasn’t even invited to. Can fly a helicopter, isn’t very good at it. Drives a vintage car even though it’s shit, simply for aesthetics. Wears contacts instead of his nerdy glasses, because he’s vain. Writes in an old leather notebook instead of just using his laptop. Truly believes in magic. His roommate is a ghost. Captain of the rowing team. Everyone at his fancy private school knows his name, everyone thinks he’s cool but also very very weird. The absolute aura on this guy.

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I am the monster you created. ↳ Ocean Vuong, On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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Hellfire Club (S04E01) STRANGER THINGS (2016—)

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in the woods somewhere

rating: M

ch1 // ch2 // ch3 // ch4 // ch5 // ch6 // ch7 // ch8 // ch9 // ch10 // ch11

The year is 1990. Mike Wheeler’s friends have long since moved away after a tragedy that tore them all apart seven years ago. And while they were all able to move on somewhat, Mike stayed where he was: Never attending college and getting accused by almost everyone he knows of being paranoid and crazy. When inexplicable things start occurring around his town, however, he can no longer let them pass it by with dismissive waves and sympathetic looks. Something is happening—and maybe, just maybe, Mike wasn’t so crazy after all.

view the official spotify playlist here (psa i barely use spotify as a music app i just made this account to make it easier for people to access what music i'm using as inspo.) i will be updating it each time a new chapter comes out. yes, some of the lyrics will hold little hints :)

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i think about this every day

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I know this season is going to be emotionally devastating but all I ask is some Steve and Robin radio host shenanigans PLEASE

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hearing brando and i don’t want to be funny anymore live just healed something in me i think

mango marg at the lucy concert 🥳🥳🥳

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mango marg at the lucy concert 🥳🥳🥳

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seeing lucy ethel and hozier all within the span of four days APPARENTLY

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tbh i can see all of them in all the shirts

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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rip will byers you would’ve loved waymond wang

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Never Have I Ever (2020-2023)

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Fleabag | 2x06