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astrobei · 1 day

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

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astrobei · 1 day

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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

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astrobei · 2 days

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"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

#thea tag #and #abby tag #and also #haven tag

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astrobei · 2 days

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did you date in high school?

#one relationship if you can even call it that #ah to be sixteen again (breaking out in hives at the thought of it)

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astrobei · 2 days

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#this album changed my life actually #core senior year of high school memory of driving to school in the dark every morning with the knife blasting at top volume

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astrobei · 3 days

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making a collection

#jeff and britta i fear

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astrobei · 3 days

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HAD A DATE TODAY

#at the AQUARIUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #/astro posts

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astrobei · 3 days

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they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

#community

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astrobei · 4 days

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just filed an amendment to my taxes all on my own i am sweating and throwing up and covered in blood but i did it 🥳

#i mostly also filed my taxes on my own this year but my dad had to help a little.#and by help i mean make it so much worse for no reason #but this i did on my own FRRRRR and i only cried twice 🥳🥳🥳#(both times bc i got logged out and had to start all over)#/astro posts

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astrobei · 7 days

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#concentrate #i would even take a normal human ability to concentrate #<- PREV ME #LITERALLY PLEEEEEEEEASE #god i don’t even want to think abt what my gpa could’ve been if i could concentrate normally #but controlling volume is a close second tbh #what i would give to not wake up the second my roommate moves across the creaky ass floor in the room above me

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astrobei · 7 days

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GOOD LUCK!!! sending the best vibes ever

thank you so much i am Absorbing them into my skin

#thing number one was okay thing number two is still ongoing #i am so nervous my tummy hurts #/ask

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astrobei · 7 days

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everyone wish me luck but i’m not saying for what or else i’ll jinx it.

#actually for two things #pleeeease and thank you #/astro posts

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astrobei · 8 days

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

#me playing botw #<- PREV #MEEEEEE

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astrobei · 8 days

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#yes according to the map but i can’t remember which one

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astrobei · 8 days

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saw one of these, wanted to make one too

#i saw the phrase deep sea nature documentaries and started twitching

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astrobei · 8 days

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shoutout to tswift for not dropping you’re losing me in may 2022 or else i would’ve spent that summer being involuntarily committed instead of developing byler brainrot

#i am not allowed to listen to this song for my own safety.#but sometimes i do it anyway and i think oh jesus fucking christ #even if she’d dropped it w the rest of midnights i would not have been safe i fear.#/astro posts

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astrobei · 8 days

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love when you befriend someone and suddenly all of their commonly used phrases find their way into your own vocabulary

#i said slayful so much that thea started doing it too #instead of slayyy it’s like. wow that’s so slayful

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