astrobei

[astrobei]

once a month there comes a day when i wake up and look in the mirror and freak myself out because my face looks weirdly off almost in an uncanny valley way and im like wtf is wrong have i always been ugly and then 5-7 days after that i get my period and i say ohhhhh

[astrobei]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[astrobei]

NEVER HAVE I EVER “…had an Indian boyfriend” 3x09

[astrobei]

yesterday was a long day at work and tomorrow will be a Hell day at work but today i made 3 hours’ pay for listening to a seminar about my exact scientific interests and then eating sushi

[astrobei]

not quite grammatical but you understand what i mean

[astrobei]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[astrobei]

i alwaysss come back to miss devi vishwakumar my good sister i can always rely on

[astrobei]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[astrobei]

ELLA PURNELL via Instagram (April 27th, 2025)

[astrobei]

"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

[astrobei]

I love when women

[astrobei]

Mel Medarda

[astrobei]

the realest two ships in community:

1. adhd internalized homophobia ex jock is infatuated with autistic film fanatic and they sit around all day and watch tv. they changed each other’s lives for the better until one left and tragically got kidnapped while the other sat alone, mourning his memory.

2. literally the worst two people you have ever met

[astrobei]

at least there is always happy hour margs and yap

[astrobei]

Doctor Who The Well | Midnight

[astrobei]