So I'm just sitting here fantasizing over dragon Kiri courting...
Because he's a dragon, I see him gathering shiny little trinkets 'n' stuff to bring as little offerings to you. If he were a wild dragon, he might hunt and bring back his kills for you but because he's "civilized" he brings his kills home and convinces Bakugou to cook them to perfection (probably suggests that he can't handle it or something so Bakugou has to prove him wrong). He would fly over and around the city doing crazy stunts like barrels rolls or flying upside down, spinning in circles, etc. to impress you and to show off his brilliant red scales and fire power.
After bringing you a hoard of pretty things (that could never compare to your beauty), proving that he is capable of providing for you by hunting, and showcasing his skills and handsomeness-he would then prove his strength to you by sparring with a strong opponent. Obviously he wants it to be impressive so he choses the strongest warrior he knows, Bakugou Katsuki. Obviously, Bakugou knows what his shitty lizard friend is doing and being the little jerk we all know and love, he plays along up until Kiri almost beats him. Then he turns the tables, totally whips Kiri's ass, and leaves him for you to clean up.
As your wiping the dirt, sweat, and blood from Kiri's exhausted form you probably giggle a little at how foolish he's acting, all on your behalf. He's already half naked in front of you, so you give him a little encouraging peck on the cheek before disappearing into your bedroom with a beckoning flutter of your eyes. Kiri's a little shy and blushing but he's running to follow when he sees you toss your outfit out the bedroom door. Apparently, all his stupid little courting ideas actually work...
And Bakugou regrets his decision to help his friend out because now he gets to listen to two horny dragons keep him up all night.
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I'm so normal about this thing
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Haven't posted (or shitposted) in a while so here ✨
Edit: should I write a fanfic about this?? Should I? I wanna write a fanfic about this
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I'm addicted to gay ship fanfiction. It's an actual problem, I need help.
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I always take this too far guys 😭 is 6 am and I'm still 18/40 chapter's into a sterek fanfic
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My cast iron army now includes a flat skillet (five years old, maybe), a deep-fry skillet and cornbread skillet (five generations), a smaller deep-fry skillet for frying sweets (less than a year old), three cast iron minis for single-serving desserts (less than a year old), and a cast iron pot with a lid that can serve as another pan/serving dish (less than a year old). I am unstoppable. I may never use anything else ever again
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art by @bweoo
So... who's playing COC2?
Meet Kion, my big ass (accidentally made him 7"7 feet tall, and that's too hilarious to change) warrior cat boy. I put NO POINTS into his brains or social, so... He hits hard, isn't the sharpest in the head, and chooses to menacingly stares at people cause he don't talk good. He does not mean to be menacing, it's his face. He honestly is a pushover!
I made him drink incubus cum a few times, he's getting corrupted and it a good thing I swear- What, monster fucker? Me? Hahahahhahahaa *sweats in demon cock, fangs, prehensile tongue, and claws*
BUT LIKE! TRY COC2??? IT'S SO FUN??? YOU CAN INDULGE IN SO MANY KINKS AND READ VERY VERY SEXY SMUTTY SCENES? MAKE THE GAME YOUR PLAYGROUND!
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I will give my left kidney and commit vehicular manslaughter on your least favorite person if someone would just PLEASE MAKE SOME CONTENT FOR THE QUESTION FEED ME IM STARVING OVE HERE
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Vorrei con te da solo sempre viaggiare
scoprire quello che intorno c'è da scoprire
Per raccontarti e poi farmi raccontare
il senso d'un rabbuiarsi o del tuo gioire
E lo vorrei
perché non sono quando non ci sei
e resto solo coi pensieri miei ed io..
-Francesco Guccini-
🖼️ Jack Vettriano - The look of love
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Aqua man kinda sucked major ass, but they did have an absolute banger remix in the end credits
Idk why they went so hard with this remix but I glad they did this shit slaps
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World's Finest Man
edit cr: 柳煦久
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I'm gonna be replaying Jedi Survivor soon!
I'm up to post about anything! It'll be here and there tho'...and of course I'm playing it through PS5...
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I’m just obsessed with this miranda pic so... sorry :)
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Sorry I can't go out later.... new Wolf Quest map just dropped... Yeah it's gonna be all day.
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