#i'm basically okay with any ino ships

[renaerys]

Do you also ship Ino with other character? Beside Itachi I mean...

Not as hard as I ship her with Itachi. That's apex for me.

In the past I've been known to get sloppy for SuiIno, KimiIno, NaruIno, and DeiIno. I've also dabbled in InoKarin and InoSaku. I didn't like the way SaiIno became canon, but I've come around to them in recent years just as a general concept because aesthetically and compatibility-wise they really work for me. GenIno is also hot, but Genma is hot with everyone.

[mixelation]

For the ship honest opinion: For Naruto, Sakura/Ino, Sakura/Karin, and Hinata/Karin. For Yu-gi-oh, Yusei/Akiza and Mai/Serenity.

send me a ship and i'll give you my brutally honest opinion on it

InoSaku

I like this one a lot! It's actually pretty rare for a canon female relationship to be both Spicy and also genuinely caring. I don't feel like most InoSaku content actually digs into the complexity (both sweet and ugly) as much as they deserve, but I'm into the idea. (I think there's a fandom trend of treating wlw ships as.... very sanitized, which is not really the mood for these two.) There's also apparently a line in one of the novels that's along the lines of "If Ino were a man, Sakura would just marry her" so I think in any universe were Sakura knows about lesbians, this would be canon.

SakuKarin

I also like this one a lot!!! Okay, here is why this is a gr9 ship. First, delete all your toxic assumptions about their Sasuke obsessions. They're both more interesting when he's not around. Next, imagine Karin, who has been taken advantage of and abused her entire life and come out a mean bitch for it as self-defense, but undoubtedly has a softer sweeter side. Now imagine Sakura, who spends a lot of energy repressing the ugly, violent parts of her because she's desperate the outwardly appear to be a perfect demure, stereotypical kunoichi. I think Karin is someone who could deal with Inner Sakura head on, and like Sakura for those parts of herself. Karin is someone who would enjoy brining out Sakura's gremlin side, and I love that for Sakura. Meanwhile, Sakura is just sweet/kind enough for Karin to be safe around, to relax and let down the bitchy facade. Basically

Karin: (cracks knuckles) i can make her worse

Also Karin: (held safely by sakura's biceps)

Hinata/Karin

I haven't given this one a ton of thought. The aesthetic nice. I guess the duality of Hinata's shyness and Karin's louder personality could be fun, but I'm not convinced karin would be.... interested.... in anything Hinata has to offer. I'm also not sure Hinata would like someone like Karin?

Mai/Serenity

Also haven't thought much about this one! The only canon scene I can remember of them interacting is the one where they both pretend Mai is dead as a prank. Which was a lot cuter than that description made it sound LOL. So... it could be cute, I guess? I think it could be kind of a fun way to flesh out Shizuka/Serenity. Mai is pretty solidly a "strong female with a checkered past" type, and while the narrative and fandom largely treat "Shizuka/Serenity" as a sweet and innocent type, she's also had a lot of shit things happen to her (health problems from a young age, alcoholic dad, etc), so having a "darker" character like Mai unpack that could be fun.

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Okay okay, so ship ask

Bucky/zemo

Kakashi/Naruto

Kakashi/Gai

Sakura/Ino

Tony/JARVIS

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

bucky x zemo:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

no. i don't like zemo and have zero interest in his character. except for that little dancing thing he did in tfatws, that was funny

kakanaru:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

no. i don't ship any student x teacher ships, period. idc abt the age gap when they're both adults, but i dislike the dynamics in general. they know each other since the students were 12, and the thought that this dynamic changes to smth romantic just bc some years passed since then doesn't sit right with me at all. you do you tho, i have the necessary tags blocked

kakagai:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! I LOVE THEM!!! i'm not usually a friends to lovers shipper but for these two? god yeah. they're basically canon, kishi accidentally wrote them in a qpr, it's impossible not to see it. they're just. so good and wholesome and perfect for each other and ugh. i am not normal abt them. kk has been through so much shit and yet throughout everything gai has always been at his side ever since they were 5. even in his teen angst days were he cut off contact to anyone, gai stayed and never treated him differently. the mutual respect?? the way kk only lets gai get so close to him physically and emotionally?? the way he never makes fun of gai and his antics??? WHEN GAI ALMOST DIED AND KK BASICALLY DIED ON THE INSIDE???! WHEN KK BECAME HOKAGE AND GAI GIFTED HIM A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AS CONGRATS HELLO??? god they're just. they make me sick. they will call each other rivals while making out it's ridiculous and perfect. i prefer them in a qpr tbh since i mostly hc kk as aroace but i'm also more than fine with gai fucking kk's brain out. i just want them together no matter how

sakuino:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

gay gals my beloved!!! friends to rivals to lovers??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!! how does anyone watch the chuunin exams and not imagine them smooching after everything is beyond me. they're each others equal, they show so much mutual respect, they're hot af hnngg, and just good together. also terrifying. ino basically being sakura's trophy wife while at the same time a badass on her own?? hell yeah, sign me up. also, i just love to imagine how ino has the absolute hots for sakura's muscles (which are only fanon bc kishi is a misogynistic piece of shit. sakura and tsunade are literally the strongest kunoichis in the world but have no muscles to show it?? while the raikage is on a similar physical level with them but is built like a brick?! wtf i want to cut kishi's balls off myself. anyway if your (not you as in you, i mean you in general) post-genin sakura isn't buff then i'm not interested) and sakura just casually lifts ino up just to show off. what can i say, i am gay and they're hot

tony x jarvis:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

i'm interested im them in a smut way only. there's some rlly fun smut fics for this ship, the way ppl come up with ways for these two to fuck??? like there's the obvious "jarvis uses an iron man suit" way but i've also once read how they literally mind-fucked and damn, that was hot. idc otherwise tho, i prefer them in a father-son-ish relationship. i just think the smut ppl come up with for these two is fun and i enjoy it

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send me ships and i'll rate them!

[naruto-is-baby]

Hello! I'm a new follower, love the blog. I'm shy tho so I'll be on anon for now.

I have a couple fun basic questions. Do you ship anything besides SNS (or NejiNaru)? Do you ship characters based off of canon chemistry or just how fun/nice they look together? Also are their any characters you never ship with anyone?

(If you don't mind I can share mine after you)

HELLO BESTIE! AWWW YOU'RE SHY HEHE , DON'T WORRY, IF U FEEL COMFORTABLE THERE, U CAN STAY ON ANON.

NOW FOR THE QUESTIONS!

okay obviously sns is my OTP, the next close one is hashimada (they started homosexuality in konoha YES). for the other ones : narugaara, naruneji, itachi-shisui, itachi deidara, sasodei, inosai, naruino,sasuke ino, kibahina. I'm pretty open to any ship except sasusa*u or naruh*na.

i think my reason behind shipping two characters is a mix between both canon logic and visuals! but sometimes purely because shipping is super fun! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

also idk if you've seen this, naruto can be shipped with almost every character cz he whore he has such amazing relationship with everyone!

i like sasuke x ino, they had the most potential among other sasuke ships beside sns! (not from Sasuke's part,he gay but ino had genuine feelings towards him and it makes me really soft. also they look AMAZING together,sasuino fanarts are my guilty pleasure!)

inoneji is amazing too cz THEY WOULD LOOK ANGELIC TOGETHER! LONG PRETTY HAIR AND SMOTHERING VISUALS YES PLS

for the itachi ships (except itashisu/shiita), i do it simply for fun and the visuals. itachi faced a lot of unfortunate events, that didn't let him explore his romantic life properly, he was gay shisui isn't his cousin they were sitting on a tree KISSING so obviously itachi ships are for fun.

i like kiba x hinata too, the dynamics are NEAT!

naruhina would be good too, if kishimoto didn't kill off neji to build them, now nh gives me bad flashbacks and stress 💀

I don't like the sakura ships cz she doesn't need a partner,she needs therapy (canon Sakura's personality makes me very uncomfortable, so I don't post much about her I'm sorry sakura fans 🥺)

i don't post much /like ships about shikamaru too, his personality makes me LIVID. he is very disrespectful towards women GUILLOTINE. and i think characters like shikamaru's shouldn't be on a children's show cz he subtly promotes misogyny.

i don't like shipping hidan with anyone, cz he needs therapy and some jailtime

there are just so many characters in Naruto and many have such interesting dynamics! i love it!

Curious to hear about your favourite ones and if you don't mind, I'd like to know your opinions for the above questions as well!

Have a great day

[sagemoderocklee]

I'm curious, since I see your like NaruSai, do you have an headcanons for them?

anon i just want you to know that i am soooo happy you asked for some narusai content! thank youuu!

so from my perspective, naruto is just not someone i can ship with anyone outside of his teammates. like ultimately Sasuke IS the one he’s meant to be with--and y’all know i’m not a fan of soul mate shit but the entire narrative of this series is that they’re soul mates. like naruto constantly chooses sasuke over others, and sasuke is constantly running from naruto because he knows the depth of his feelings... but like despite all this they do have an unhealthy relationship and i think that there’d be a lot of--not even just on again off again but like just so much of that denial and fighting and shit. like for them to get to a place that’s healthy they need to really work at it and i tend to imagine that the only way naruto would date someone else is that between period before he and sasuke have their shit together, or in an awful au where sasuke is like dead or else just never really comes back, where they don’t get their shit together 

anyway, i’m saying a lot of words but my point is that naruto could date and truly love sai or sakura, but sasuke is still his soul mate so it’s always kind of a little sad, kind of a whole lot bittersweet when it comes to naruto and sai (or sakura, though i think sakura it’s a little less bittersweet because they are best friends, they’ve known each other so long, they have a beautiful friendship, but still...) 

so i’m not sure if you were hoping for canon or like modern au but i tend to lean more towards modern au with narusai cause i think that it’s a lot more plausible in that context 

anyway naruto initially cannot stand sai like they end up dormmates in college, and naruto is just Not Feeling It. sasuke hasn’t been in naruto’s life for a good five years or so because Sasuke’s family moved out of Konoha after this whole big drama with Itachi being disowned and Sasuke was REALLY messed up by the whole thing and no one knows what the deal is but it was Not Good. so sasuke basically cuts contact with everyone but ESPECIALLY naruto which is like devastating but naruto can’t really do much about it except try to find sasuke--he constantly checks different social media sites and shit but he’s never had any luck. but what he does remember is sasuke wanting to go to this one specific university (naruto fully does not get accepted to that university). he applies to a bunch of colleges in the area in the hopes that he’ll at least be closer to sasuke

and winds up at the same school as his good friend Rock Lee, so he’s like “oh cool! we should try to room together!” 

and then he shows up on his first day at school and he finds that his roommate is this pasty mother fucker with paint all over his fingers and a shit eating grin on his face and the first thing out of sai’s mouth is “i didn’t realise dumbasses could get into college” which immediately pisses naruto off 

and it doesn’t stop there. sai is always makes comments about how dumb naruto is and about his dick and he’s always got that dumb smile on his face that pisses naruto off endlessly. he doesn’t get sai for the first like two months of living together and he comes very close to murdering sai on a handful of occasions. 

but like sai isn’t actually a shitty person. he’s not trying to be mean he just lived a really sheltered life being homeschooled by his creep of a foster dad who was mean and controlling and never let sai have friends so he’s really just trying to do what he thinks he should do because he watched a bunch of frat boy movies and read some books before college and thinks that he’s just making harmless jokes

he doesn’t exactly stop making fun of naruto but eventually naruto does start to recognize that it’s teasing and not outright malicious. he’s still really confused by sai’s fixation on his junk but he let’s it slide because he’s NOT insecure. once he’s realised that sai’s just really bad at making friends he starts to tease sai back and they settle into a routine 

“i brought you dinner, dick-for-brains,” sai will say, plopping some take out on the counter when naruto’s having one of his late night cram sessions which always always send him into a panic because he hates reading and writing and all of this shit. why did he want to go to college anyways? 

and he’ll open the container to find his favourite ramen because sai always knows when he needs that little pick me up

“i was at the store so i just picked you up some new paint, i saw you were out of black,” naruto says, lobbing a bag at sai’s head. he’d been at the convenience store which is NOT that art store but the art store’s only like... a fifteen minute walk from the convenience store and okay maybe the paint isn’t cheap but sai’s always running out of black paint and naruto knows he cut ties with his shitty foster dad so he knows money isn’t exactly something sai has whereas naruto does have a pretty hefty trust fund from his parents plus he’s always been very good at saving money and he worked a lot in high school. so what if he drops $10 a bottle on the fancy paints sai likes best. it’s what friends do. 

eventually, over the course of rooming together, sai also meets naruto’s friends. lee ended up getting put with this really intense red-head from Suna who according to Lee is ‘actually quite sweet once you get to know him’--Naruto isn’t fooled. he knows a crush on rock lee when he sees one--but not being dormmates hasn’t stopped Lee and naruto from hanging out, so Lee is the first person Sai actually meets in Naruto’s friend group. he immediately makes Lee cry when he makes fun of his looks and Naruto does actually punch sai on the arm hard enough to bruise and sort of squawks at Sai, “DON’T MAKE LEE CRY!” 

sai never ever insults lee ever again. he is in fact overly polite to lee after that. when lee brings gaara to meet naruto and sai, gaara glares at sai a lot. naruto thinks that the feelings might, surprisingly be mutual between gaara and lee. 

after lee and gaara, sai meets sakura. naruto secretly hopes that he insults her just because he’d love to see her sucker punch him--for the comedy--but sai has learned his lesson after lee and is much more gracious upon meeting sakura and her gf ino. sakura goes to a nearby medical school while ino is going to another school studying botany. 

eventually it becomes the norm for the six of them to all get together on friday or saturday nights, either in Naruto and sai’s room or Gaara and Lee’s. Sakura and Ino don’t mind commuting a bit since they both go to different schools. 

over the course of his first six months rooming with sai, naruto is still determined to find sasuke. but it hurts. sometimes sai will find naruto with red puffy eyes and in a somber mood, but naruto never explains why. but it clearly is taking a toll on him. sasuke clearly doesn’t want to be found and naruto hasn’t ever been successful. at some point after their break, when he’s gone back home to see his foster brother Iruka, Naruto’s decided he’s gotta stop. it’s time. 

he also missed sai a lot more than he expected. when he gets back to their dorm he throws the door open, shouting, “honey im home!” and maybe he’s still feeling Not Himself, but he’s excited to see sai

sai didn’t go anywhere for the break so he’s there when naruto gets back, same as ever, painting in the grey winter light coming from the open window. i think he has a sort of epiphany then that sai’s actually kinda cute and he’s fun and naruto’s never cried because of him. it’s not like that clear of course, but there’s a feeling and he just sort of comes into the room, the joking nature of his words contrasting sharply with the weight of all the mulling over sasuke he’d done over the break and he just collapses on sai’s bed and watches him paint quietly

sai glances over at him, confused. “did you finally measure your dick and not like the results?” 

the joke doesn’t land so he knows somethings wrong. he stops painting. naruto can’t look at him. he rolls onto his back, looking up at the ceiling. his chest hurts. 

“have you ever been in love?” naruto asks

sai sets down his paintbrush, getting and leaning over naruto so he’s forced to stare at the entirely deadpan expression on his face as he says, “yes, i’ve had so much experience with romance, being a shut in and all.” 

naruto shoves at sai, but he can’t bring himself to laugh. “it’s not all its cracked up to be-ttebayo” 

“then why do they make so many movies about it?” 

naruto sniffles. he really thought he was done crying over sasuke. he chokes out a laugh. sai throws caution to the wind and climbs into his bed next to naruto. naruto doesn’t normally talk about things when he’s crying and if sai has learned anything it’s that this is a Big Moment. 

“i believe that in this situation, as your friend, i should offer to kick said breaker of your heart’s ass?” 

naruto does laugh, turning over and staring up at sai. “if you can find him, sure. but i wouldn’t worry about it.” 

“i won’t. i’m terrible at fighting. i’d probably just throw paint at him.”

naruto feels warmer having sai there to comfort him. he’s not exactly sure when he moves closer just that eventually he’s practically touching sai and he just feels better. calmer. more centered. he falls asleep in the middle of sai talking about his break which consisted of painting and sometimes meeting gaara for lunch. 

when he wakes up, sai’s asleep, curled around naruto who at some point must have scooted closer because there was definite cuddling. naruto decides to keep sleeping.

somehow, after that, though they never actually talk about it, naruto stops sleeping in his own bed. 

he also stops looking for sasuke. 

and at some point, sai’s teasing is accompanied by kisses