#omg anon u made me brainstorm hehe

[ikkosu]

i am feeling the mermay spirit, my brain is swimming in fishy thoughts. Nautica as a mer would be so cute, she would bring you gifts like seashells and sea glass, maybe even food she catches/collects herself. would be funny how that plays out with her offering u raw fish and stuff and you have to try to politely decline lol.

She loves to listen to you talk, even if there's a language barrier, she'll chirp back to you. And if you sing? She'll have stars in her eyes. Loves all physical affection, playing with your hair, intertwining her hands with yours to compare them, resting her head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat. She might show off by doing jumps and flips like a dolphin. Playfully splashes you at least once hehe. If you got in the water with her she would support and guide you in swimming, dancing and twirling around you. OOo what if she gave u the kiss of life..

maybe she first saw you picking up litter on the beach and thought you were collecting it because you liked it and started bringing you trash she finds in the water, or sets it on the shore if she hasn't shown herself yet and it keeps u coming back to the beach like wtf why does so much stuff wash up here all of a sudden?? WAIT OMG she would totally have a little mermaid style collection of human things!! she would be so excited to show you all of it aauuu 🥺 you could gift her little trinkets and gadgets omg..

thats all i managed to squeeze out of my brain have a good day/night :) -gourmet anon

gourmet anon you are feeding me so well with these cute scenarios 😭😭😭 that is so adorable. Curious fishy nautimer Ong. The part where she collects trash and puts it on the shore for reader to get it made me EXPLODE. Efficient earth saving moment🫡. Mother nature above all. AGHHDHE IM SOFT SO SOFT I'd imagine Nautica would haul brainstorm along to see her new discovery, that's unless if BS isn't considering kidnapping you for a new experiment💀Q BUT OMG I mostly consider gn reader but 👀 mermaid Yuri,,,, mermaid Yuri,,,,,

[sanjiaftersex]

Hello! I'm a new follower, love the blog. I'm shy tho so I'll be on anon for now.

I have a couple fun basic questions. Do you ship anything besides SNS (or NejiNaru)? Do you ship characters based off of canon chemistry or just how fun/nice they look together? Also are their any characters you never ship with anyone?

(If you don't mind I can share mine after you)

HELLO BESTIE! AWWW YOU'RE SHY HEHE , DON'T WORRY, IF U FEEL COMFORTABLE THERE, U CAN STAY ON ANON.

NOW FOR THE QUESTIONS!

okay obviously sns is my OTP, the next close one is hashimada (they started homosexuality in konoha YES). for the other ones : narugaara, naruneji, itachi-shisui, itachi deidara, sasodei, inosai, naruino,sasuke ino, kibahina. I'm pretty open to any ship except sasusa*u or naruh*na.

i think my reason behind shipping two characters is a mix between both canon logic and visuals! but sometimes purely because shipping is super fun! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

also idk if you've seen this, naruto can be shipped with almost every character cz he whore he has such amazing relationship with everyone!

i like sasuke x ino, they had the most potential among other sasuke ships beside sns! (not from Sasuke's part,he gay but ino had genuine feelings towards him and it makes me really soft. also they look AMAZING together,sasuino fanarts are my guilty pleasure!)

inoneji is amazing too cz THEY WOULD LOOK ANGELIC TOGETHER! LONG PRETTY HAIR AND SMOTHERING VISUALS YES PLS

for the itachi ships (except itashisu/shiita), i do it simply for fun and the visuals. itachi faced a lot of unfortunate events, that didn't let him explore his romantic life properly, he was gay shisui isn't his cousin they were sitting on a tree KISSING so obviously itachi ships are for fun.

i like kiba x hinata too, the dynamics are NEAT!

naruhina would be good too, if kishimoto didn't kill off neji to build them, now nh gives me bad flashbacks and stress 💀

I don't like the sakura ships cz she doesn't need a partner,she needs therapy (canon Sakura's personality makes me very uncomfortable, so I don't post much about her I'm sorry sakura fans 🥺)

i don't post much /like ships about shikamaru too, his personality makes me LIVID. he is very disrespectful towards women GUILLOTINE. and i think characters like shikamaru's shouldn't be on a children's show cz he subtly promotes misogyny.

i don't like shipping hidan with anyone, cz he needs therapy and some jailtime

there are just so many characters in Naruto and many have such interesting dynamics! i love it!

Curious to hear about your favourite ones and if you don't mind, I'd like to know your opinions for the above questions as well!

Have a great day