#i-- isn't that basically constipation that you insist to do that????

[brainrotcharacters]

IF THE CAJUNS SAY CHANNING'S ACCENT WAS ACCURATE THEN THE REST OF US SHOULD SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. ABOUT IT. YEAH?

[floridagirlboy]

suddenly been thinking a lot about rhode island/alaska/hawai'i throuple. what is going on. i think i have a brain eating parasite named ot3. anyway:

bi4bi4bi. t4t4t. you cannot change my mind.

alaska and hawai'i were together first. and at some point rhodie kinda became integrated into their relationship? absorbed into the dynamic. friend -> close friend -> basically dating them (haven't said anything about it yet) -> rhode island asks them what "they" are -> alaska is like "we have been dating for 3 months" -> rhodie is like "..WE HAVE????" -> hawai'i turns and stares at alaska "Did you talk to him about it like i asked you to." -> alaska awkward silence "...ehm." (no) -> long conversation about what they are + boundaries + etc etc -> yayy polyamory wins!

rhode is the shortest. naturally. alaska clocks in at around 6'11". hawai'i 5'9". rhodie....barely clears 5'0".

but do not be fooled by rhode's short stature he is often a big spoon. I don't think alaska had ever been spooned before (bc he's always been the Big Guy™️ in the relationship n he felt like he didnt have a choice) but rhode spooned him and he was like Oh. i think this is what happiness feels like. and now Alaska is always the little spoon save for special occasions. even with hawai'i.

hawai'i spoons rhode a lot though. he puts up less of a [half-hearted] fight than with alaska. it's not that he dislikes being spooned he's just convinced he has a reputation to uphold. hawaii melts them both so easily.

which isn't to say that alaska and rhodie aren't soft for each other. they most definitely are. but it looks little different with them. they're both very emotionally closed off (and frankly emotionally constipated), so it's hard for them to like...express the same shameless affections hawai'i does with each other. rhode's softness for alaska is obvious in him leaving out snacks for him, tidying up alaska's stuff without being asked, and insistently taking up alaska's chores when the former just isn't feeling it. alaska's is kinda like..making sure to leave stuff rhode needs on the lower shelves, making sure nobody picks on him for his height (not that rhode needs the help — but the sentiment is very touching to him), and checking in on him a lot without being very obvious. and also hawai'i is helping them get better at communicating more openly and emotionally plus being less embarrassed about seeking physical/verbal affection.

hawai'i has no shame for (reasonable) pda. alaska & rhode island? both fluster extremely easily. alaska is even worse though. rhode'll get all red and mumble a half-hearted "you're killin' me, babe" but relent. alaska will freeze up and, upon recovering, death glare every single witness because Fuck You he is not soft. and then smile at his partner. she's a big hugger. also butterfly kisses and nose kisses. she doesn't really kiss on the lips in public, she considers that something to be done in private.

rhode and alaska both rarely ever initiate pda. rhodie does it if he gets jealous or angry and needs to reassure himself. alaska does it because he notices the aforementioned happening with rhode. alaska is always so fucking awkward about it though. he's doing his best he doesn't really Do physical affection, he usually only reciprocates if anything.

hawai'i is the "excuse me they asked for no pickles" while rhode n alaska both stand awkwardly off to the side (both are introverted and asocial).

hawai'i is the sun. alaska is the moon. rhode island is their star. do you get it? you get it.

[werehounded]

henlo it's rare disease day and idk if it counts as a 'disease' but cauda equina syndrome is considered rare (1-3 in 100,000 people get it) and i'm v passionate about spreading the red flags.

despite having had a bad back, which got worse over the years, from the age of about 14, i didn't know the ces red flags. had i known them, i might not have leg issues, strength issues, numbness, neuropathy, and allllllll kinds of 'fun' after effects of having ces including some limited sexual dysfunction, difficulty starting to urinate, blah blah etc etc

the point i'm making is, ces, isn't common, but it does fucking SUCK. i had to have major spinal surgery and have a non-zero chance of having ces again due to further issues in my lower back. but this time at least i know the signs and red flags, which i didn't in sept 2023 when i had my health crisis.

i of course had a terrible pain in my back and legs, but i missed the other signs. for weeks i hadn't been able to feel my 'saddle' area of my butt and genitals. i couldn't start peeing, it was taking me upwards of 5 mins to pee. when i was hospitalised i was catheterised and had basically an adult diaper put on me bc i couldn't control ANYTHING at that point. i was wetting myself when i got to the hospital i was at my surgery for, and later realised i also had no bowel control. i had numbness down my left leg, (which is still my most affected leg 18 months on.) i also had a 'dropped' foot, which i still have today.

i URGE people, especially those with back issues, PLEASE read up on ces. learn your red flags and SEEK MEDICAL HELP if you have ANY combo of them, or even any in isolation. better to get checked and insist on them following the cauda equina syndrome pathway too. in the uk at least it's a known pathway which my doctors didn't follow until i'd been sat on a plastic chair for 8+ hours, and as such i have more/worse permanent damage to my cauda equina and legs and so on than i would've had, had they read my mri scan right in the first place.

anyway. i'm okay-ish now. still recovering and doing physio, but it's likely that the pain, numbness, weakness, neuropathy and other issues i have like drop foot at this point are permanent changes. partly due to my own ignorance and partly due to the ignorance of the doctors who saw me until one finally clicked that it was ces and made me lie down on a spinal board and then sent me an hour away for emergency surgery.

i've included the ces red flags here for folks. please, please, please familiarise yourself with them. for me. for anyone who's had this horrendous thing happen to them, (many of whom are affected worse than i am even)

the below image, and the subsequent plain text version under the read more link, are both from this page on the cauda equina champions charity webpage.

[ID: an image of a wooden artist's posing doll on a white background. there is writing around it which describes the red flags of cauda equina syndrome. the plain text from that image is included below /end ID]

Back pain and lower limb weakness

It is common to have a combination of back and leg pain as well as leg numbness or weakness. People who have a history of back problems may also have these symptoms but might not have Cauda Equina Syndrome.

Bowel disturbance

Constipation

Inability to stop a bowel movement

Loss of sensation when passing a bowel movement

Bladder disturbance

Inability to urinate

Difficulty initiating urination

Loss of sensation when you pass urine

Inability to stop or control urination

Loss of the full bladder sensation

Sexual problems

Inability to achieve an erection or ejaculate

Loss of sensation during intercourse

Loss of clitoral sensation

Saddle numbness

Loss of feeling between legs

Numbness in or around the back passage and / or genitals

Inability to feel toilet paper when wiping

[The plain text descriptions of the text from the image ends here]

[swords-of-a-soilder]

So as said before this person is actually not a cellbit anti I apologize for the misinformation there, they actually really love cellbit.

so when someone called them on the fact that by the logic of the post they pushed (the Nazi one) is a thread and on that thread forever is accused of being a racist by association.

(which can I be emotionally for a second is a stupid fucking claim, that's not how racism works this has to be the dumbest take I quite literally fell out of neutral upon seeing because of the fucking whiplash of such a dumb claim, I'm close with my sister does that make me transphobic, no!)

They insult them.

And lastly

Final thoughts and future of this account

(I will be emotionally in this part, I'm not sorry, I've been emotionally constipated since this thing started let me feel)

Honestly.. I DON'T FUCKING NOW, I thought seeing the victim statement and forever's apology in that order would change my mind, because Twitter users are like fucking rats, that twist shit and make it sound so much worst than it actually is.

When they made a big deal that forever had leaked dms I thought it was gonna be awful, kings, Queens and Dukes; I SHIT YOU NOT, the Dms were literally just "hey you wanna hang out my uncle is going [insert place here]" and forever responding "yeah sure lets go!"

What is with Twitter like actually, Why are they always overacting? that was the most tamed Dm conversation I've ever seen and forever showed it to prove the Point that they were friends.

Like Twitter actually has an dms equitied problem, where they'll yell for proof your innocence but when you show dms they call you a horrible untrustworthy person.

I've seen this happen at least 3 times between different creators of different communities, I don't what it is about Dms on Twitter that make everyone so angry.

But all that aside I hate to say what I'm about to say I really do, here's the thing I WANT TO BELIEVE THE VICTIM, as netural as I tried to remind I wanted concert proof the alleged victim was in fact a victim, I wanted that when I read their statements I would be swayed.

I'm not, and I hate to say it.

Some one is lying obviously because the victims says they were dating and hooking up, but forever says they were friends.

Forever present us with a timeline, screenshots, dms, a proper clear and consist chain of events that made sense.

The victim provided us with two pages worth of statements and said she had proof but won't be talking about the statement anymore and a timeline

I don't want to say anyone is lying but someone is, and it drives me nuts because their both keeping respect for each other in their statements, Forever request people not to harass her, censored her face to avoid such, treated her name with nothing but respect the entire time.

And she requested no one attacked forever or his family.

And again I don't want to say anyone is lying but one has to be, and right now Forever's story is the only one saying consistent

Because after his first statement where he made clear he hadn't seen all the tweet and that the ones he did see now where between him and friends she stuck to that.

Now I might be mischaractizing her words a bit I don't speak Portuguese well, I'm very basic at it and she did come back and said she didn't start this so that might have been what she meant from the start but when I first read this message it read to me as her saying she isn't a victim, That's just how I read it.

Thought-out this issues she refused victim mentality and insisted she had nothing to do with this, even on her final statement standing by she had not started this.

So please understand my confusion when "I have nothing to do with this" because "yeah we dates at this age, this age and this age" and then "oh and we hooked up" get what I'm saying?

I will say she did have no problem saying the dates dispite forever still expressing in his video he would sue they people making false claims but I think she's more than awear he had no intention of suing her I can tell they have a lot of respect for each other.

I don't want to call her a lair, my issues is there's a lot she isn't saying and its obvious as she says "I have proof for some things and not other things " doesn't implied they hooked up in the first statement then later on tweeted that they did.

I think if she is the one lying then she might have been pressured into it, and if forever is the one lying he's damn good at it.

But keeping what I know if mind, that the alleged victim never asked for this to be public that person who shared it openly hated forever, that the document was inconsistencies and unclear.

I'm gonna look like a idiot for saying it if she comes out with proof like a day later because apparently shit happens over night with the case.

With the current evidence I doubt the statements of the victim that is all, I Will not be coming to this matter even if there's more evidence in the future assume I've seen it and possibly ajusted my opinion based in such.

Now future of this account, Forever has been kicked from the qsmp, that's the end for me; I did try to watch some qsmp today but feel this empty feeling and just didn't want to see it anymore.

The eggs I love, the stories, everything, I want to preserve it for what it is in my head, that being said I'm sorry if you followed me for Qsmp I will no longer be drawing or writing it.

I will still be creating, you're welcome to stick around for that, or leave I won't mind, that's fair To Be Honest.

Remember to take the time to relax, process your feelings, practice a hobby watch your favorite series, and enjoy life no matter how hard it seems, Don't give up, you'll find another vice.

As they said at the end of it all

"It Was Never Meant To Be."

Forever situations FINAL STATEMENTS

below are the following

Forever's apology video

the victims Statements

screenshot of the accusers curious cat account

Final thoughts and future of this account

Fucking baraze the shit that can happen when you take a 2 day break, let me tell you I was going through internet archive trying to proof what was true and what wasn't but after going on bake and coming back to this juicy piece of evidence from both parties its interesting to say the least

starting with Forever's apology video, because that's the one I wrote first

To summary: (though I insists you watch it on your own) forever states that during this time he did not have a large following and his Twitter was made up of friends, he admits to making inappropriate jokes with the alleged victim and that he meet with such victim but nothing sexual happened.

He States him and the victim were simply friends and nothing more, he explains he was kicked from the qsmp but still thanks Quckaity for the opportunity and states he still admires the creators he worked with to this day.

Secondly the Victims statements

I am now fully aware of who the victim is but out of respect for both victim and forever will censore their name.

I can direct you to the account if you want to see if for yourself but I assure you its not hard, other people have post it uncensored that's why I don't feel too bad about hiding it here.

She didn't want to be involved, forever doesn't want her involved I will not involve her.

Now this is..interesting screenshots from the accuser's curious cat account

For those who don't know curious cat is basically like Tumblr if it was only ask and nothing else, people link their Twitter to it and their follows can use it to ask questions.

Yesterday while going through their Twitter I found their curious cat account and found some um.. Interesting screenshots.

Now a part of me wants to say this isn't fair to do because these conversations are out of context, except they aren't its mostly just people asking questions and getting answers.

Also they calm their not an cellbit anti which I can confirm from these screenshots but a forever anti for questionable reasons.

Please note these were automatically translated by Google.

Clearly stating their an anti

Expressing why they dislike forever in two screenshot because this was taken on my phone in order to get it to automatically translate.

Don't worry I'll leave the link so you can check out the account yourself

Encouraging hates against Forever

Engaging in trash talk about forever and his past, also bonus the alleged Nazi video

Forever acknowledging the video and apologizing.

I need to break this up in two I've ran out of image space

[dedahblog]

I know that the ichiiruki fandom likes to ship Ichigo and Rukia's zanpakto together but honestly I don't think Zangetsu and Sode no Shirayuki can get along.

As far as the anime portrayal is concerned, Sode no Shirayuki is basically a tsundere and who's between Ichigo and Zangestu is the tsundere ?

I think you get where I'm going. Silly drabble under the cut about Ichigo x Sode no Shirayuki brotp potentials

Ichigo : ...

Sode no Shirayuki : ...

Ichigo : Nice weather, right?

S n S : ...

Ichigo: So ! Chappy told me you're the only all white zanpaktou.

S n S : ...

Ichigo : and the most beautiful one ever created

S n S : You lowly human, are you trying to court me ?

Ichigo : We've been silently staring at each other for 2 hours waiting for Zangetsu and Rukia to come back. I'm just trying to make small talks and what was that gross thing you just said right now ?! Don't even joke about it, idiot.

S n S : All that talk about being the most beautiful zanpakto is meaningless. What does a sword get from being beautiful ? If anything the beauty of the zanpakto is the reflection of the soul of its weilder.

Ichigo (scratching the back of his neck slightly smiling) Ha... Rukia admires you a lot. I'm happy you feel the same.

S n S : W-what are you talking about ? Who feels the sa- I'm just stating facts ! It's not like I'm writing poems about Rukia sama in my spare time or anything !

Ichigo : Hey ! Hey ! What's wrong with writing po- I-I mean who cares about that ! It's not like Rukia is that pretty pretty pretty

S n S : How dare you badmouth Rukia sama you lowly-

Ichigo : I never said Rukia isn't pretty pretty ! I'm saying she's just pretty pretty pretty. See ! You're the one denying your feelings for her !

S n S : Well, I never said she's pretty pretty. I'm just saying if you want to call her pretty pretty pretty you should at least call her pr-

That's when, Rukia and Zangetsu came back from the bunny theme festival.

...

Three days ago, Ichigo was willing to go with Rukia and was actually excited despite his "Hmm, I guess I have no other choice."

It was until he saw the tv ad, that he swore he would never go to "this childish festival" "Like who do you think I am ?? I have a reputation ! Your creepy rabbit obse- aarg" **Rukia's violence on Ichigo**

Of course, this was only an excuse.

The real reason was that he saw someone dressed as a bunny in the tv ad with a similar outfit to the one from a horror manga he watched when he was 6.

A movie that traumatized him ever since.

He didn't even have to ask Zangetsu to go instead of him because the latter was already aware of Ichigo's trauma.

As a part of his soul, he also watched that movie simultaneously and was also freaked out when he saw that tv ad.

However, he thought that if he let Ichigo go to that festival, all his inner world would filled with creepy serial killer bunny and Zangestu wouldn't be able to rest even one eyelid.

That's why he went.

Aside from the fact Rukia insisted on having a photo with that bunny in particular, the festival wasn't that disastrous experience. Althought the cheesy cuteness of the chappy dance was too much for him to handle, Rukia's company made it worth it

To sum up, Zangetsu was glad it was over until he saw Ichigo and Sode no Shirayuki yelling at each other.

Rukia,on the other hand, was deeply concerned. She had never seen the calm and collected Sode no Shirayuki so heated up. But seeing her indulging Ichigo's idiocies warmed her heart "She's an idiot after all. I'm glad they get along, right Zangetsu ? "

However, Zangetsu wasn't impressed at all. He said to himself "King has found someone who's going to fuel his tsundere behavior even more". Him being the first victim of Ichigo's emotional constipation and inner frustrations, he braces himself for the dark future awaiting for him.

Zangestu : Let's go back do that tummy bunny dance challenge.

Rukia : I thought you said on the name of murder and blood lust, you would never do it

Zangetsu : Well, I need something to stop reminding me of some dark upcoming events and this dumb challenge is the only thing that can help me right now.

Rukia : (too concerned to notice he insulted chappy) ... do you need to talk about it ?

Zangetsu: I wish I could tell you.

[wannajointhecrabcult]

Masks and Music

(Part 1)

Part 2

I didn't think that my last post would've gotten ANY notes at all, so imagine my surprise when I find out that people actually liked it. After that suprise I thought why not and make another one so here we go! This is a Miraculous/Batfam crossover.

Imagine that Damian gets sent to Paris because the fam doesn't want him to become an emotionally constipated sad boi like Bruce and think that a change in scenery would help.

They don't know about the whole Hawkmoth situation because SOMEONE from the justice league decided that the while thing was a prank DESPITE that it was an ENTIRE CITY calling instead of a single person.

Like, aren't you guys supposed to be the world's greatest heros or something?

Who hired you?

Damian being the grumpy lil kid that he is holds a grudge and decides to not accept any calls or video chats from his family or tell them about Hawkmoth because that's what you get when you send someone across the world against their will.

(and because of plot convenience shhh)

Anyways, Damian goes to school as instantly adds Lila onto his mental list of people he needs to get rid of.

I mean, seriously, he's only been is the room for what, 15 seconds and he's already getting a migraine?

Great. Juusssttt great.

He sits in the back of the class with what seems to be the only person with brain cells in this room.

The dark haired girl just looks over and sees the disgust at Lila written all over his face and gives him a silent empathetic nod.

'This is unfortunately normal here.' she tries to convey through the small action.

He just nods back to show his understanding before turning around to observe the others.

In a few minutes Ms. Bustier walks in the room and asks him to introduce himself to the class.

It looks like the teacher never told the class that they were getting a new student because they all have to do double takes when they realize that there's a new face in the room.

He gives them the bare basics, telling them that his name is Damian Grayson, he's from America, and that he doesn't want any of them to talk to him before sitting down.

Clearly the teacher wanted him to say more or scold him for being so rude but a glare shut her up.

Later during a break period Lila tries to flirt with him and brags all about how she's met so many different celebrities and her achievements.

He tells her off and tries to move away but her nails are digging into his arms as she tries to convince him that he should stay away from Marinette.

Before he can maim her, the dark haired girl comes out from behind him and starts spraying Lila down like an unruly cat with some sort of strong smelling liquid from a spray bottle.

Lila screeches and stomps away.

When he turns to his hero the girl explains.

"It's a mixture of shredded lemon, expired maple syrup, vinegar, and pomegranate juice. I call it People Repellant but Thot Begone works too. Oh, and I'm Marinette by the way."

He eyes her hand before shaking it.

"Damian, though I assume you already know that. Can I get some of that by the way? I know a couple insufferable annoyances that would benefit from a spray down.

Marinette just blinks for a second before she bursts out laughing and that was the start of a great friendship.

Together they:

Make fun of Lila in the back of class.

Help eachother with homework (they only cheat off eachother when they REALLY need help)

Prank Lila in odd ways (Hey, just because she found hundreds of furbies hidden around her house that turn on one by one in the middle of the night effectively scaring the crap out of her when she's trying to sleep doesn't mean that it's their fault. She had it coming.)

Break a couple laws (shhhhhhh. Those toy stores don't need those furbies anyways).

Dare eachother over stupid things (they still insist that the cereal incident was caused by the other).

And overall become closer as friends.

They bring out the overdramatic chaotic gremlin child in eachother.

One time when Damian goes over to Marinette's place to work on a project he finds her singing a Disney song to herself on her balcony.

This isn't the first time they've caught eachother singing.

One time Marinette caught Damian in the art room at school humming one of the many annoyingly cheesy and catchy songs that Dick likes to listen to.

Despite him explaining the embarrassing situation to her she still teased him for weeks after.

He'll never get to live it down.

Damian shakes his head to get rid of the flashback when a devious smirk spreads across his face as a revenge plan comes to mind.

After carefully placing his stuff on the floor he sneakily makes his way across the space until he's right behind her.

That's when he joins in.

Screaming at the top of his lungs at first, effectively giving her a mini heart attack before eventually quieting down to a normal singing volume.

She glares at him, annoyed by his loud and obnoxious entrance before she starts singing again.

They eventually end up full Disney movie dramatically performing around her balcony with dance moves and over dramatic acting.

Is it bad that actual birds and other animals are appearing and joining in?

Damian totally kept one of the pigeons.

He named it Dolores.

(He later trained Dolores to attack Rossi on sight.)

When they're finished they end up on the floor out of breath.

They stay like that for a few minutes before Damian sits up.

"That. That was fun. I don't think I've actually ever sang before."

Marinette jolts up in suprise and turns to face him.

"Really? I never would've guessed. You have a really nice singing voice."

He would deny till his dying breath that he blushed when she said that but he covers it up with a smirk.

"Well I guess that's just because yours is so terrible in comparison."

He squawks when she jabs a finger in his side.

"Pshh. As if. Besides, my singing skills can't be worse then your gaming skills." She challenges with a cheeky smile.

"ExCuSe mE?!"

And that's how they spend the rest of the day playing video games, leaving the unfinished project to be completed on a later day.

Good thing it isn't due until 2 weeks time.

After a couple of hours playing video games, creating many possible Lila murder plans, eating pastries, and joking around, it's time for him to leave.

As Damian left for his place he got a feeling that something big was gonna happen.

Marinette also got the feeling but they both ignored it.

Little did they know, someone just happened to walk by and starstruck by the amazing singing they recorded the performance before posting it on the internet.

Imagine the duo's suprise when they wake up the next day to find themselves trending on the internet.

Luckily the video quality was pretty trash so their faces weren't identifiable but the audio was loud and clear.

The world was talking about the cute couple singing to their hearts desire on a balcony. If that's not cliche and adorable then the world doesn't know what is.

The assumption about their relationship status left them looking like tomatos but that didn't stop them from wonder why they didn't notice a creep recording them.

Damn Disney songs and their unnatural ability to distract people.

Of course Lila took advantage of the rising popularity of the video and talked about how she taught the two people in the video how to sing and gave them tips.

The two just walked past the idiot squad and sat down in their seats, making a mental note to come up with a prank later, when the akuma alarms came on.

They fall into their normal routine of Marinette running out to find a place to transform as Damian covers for her.

Oops did I forget to mention that Damian found out her identity because she crashed through his window in the middle of the night still transformed and asked him what's the answer to question 24 in their science homework because she just defeated an akuma by herself and was running on 20 minutes of sleep?

My bad.

Anyways it turns out today was the day Marinette had officially had enough of Chat's bullcrap.

It was gonna be a normal akuma situation.

Ladybug trying to fight the poor butterfly victim while chat noir either doesn't show up, tries to do everything on his own to impress her and ruins the whole plan, or just watches and complains about how she needs to get over her denial and date him BUT

This time he decided to actively try to push her in the akuma's way therefore putting her in SO MUCH MORE DANGER than she was already in.

Now she had to dodge out of the akuma's way AND CHAT'S!

WhAt ThE fUdGe?!?!

You think possibly killing Ladybug and trying to force her to beg for you to save her is gonna make her like you?!?

Just how hard did you hit your head when Gabriel dropped you on the floor when you were 2?

After the akuma was eventually defeated Ladybug told Chat to meet her on an abandoned rooftop that night because they needed to talk.

Chat being the oblivious person that he is (I swear I don't actually hate chat noir, this is for the plot I'm sorry) thought that it was for a love confession and became overly smug before leaving.

Making sure that he isn't following her, Marinette meets up with Damian at his place (school's over because of the attack) and asks him to help.

Later that day when the two miraculous holders meet up Ladybug distracts the Catboy by flirting with him while Damian uses his ninja skills for something other than sneaking up on her and giving Marinette mini heart attacks.

From behind he quickly hits a pressure point causing the other boy to fall unconscious.

Using her ALMIGHTY GUARDIAN OF THE MIRACULOUS powers, Ladybug takes Adrien's ring away and places a spell on him that makes it so he will never be able to use another miraculous ever again.

After they take Adrien home Marinette gives Damian the ring and Night Prowler is born.

He promises to do everything in his power to make sure that Selina and his family doesn't find out for the sake of his pride.

We'll see how that goes.

Night Prowler first officially appeared during an akuma named 'Break Dancer'.

Ironically, she was a ballerina that had to drop out of the finals in a competition because she broke her right leg the day before the show.

She could turn civilians into back up dancers and forced them to perform against their will.

They also worked as minions who would attack the duo for her while she stayed a safe distance away.

It was pretty obvious that the akumatized item was the music box held inside the bag that Break Dancer had slung around her shoulders but the real question was how could they get to it without becoming attacked by the backup dancer or becoming one of them.

Luckily (eheheh), a car with an open window playing music just happened to pass by before driving off.

Before it drove off, the music coming from the car was loud enough to play over the music box which caused some of the minions to become free again and run off.

Ladybug called her lucky charm and a Bobby pin landed in her hand.

As she looked around she noticed a store a couple blocks away that had a couple radios.

Unfortunately, the store was locked and closed.

Fortunately, she knew how to pick locks and a Bobby pin did come from her lucky charm soooo......

Who is she to deny literal gods.

They break into the store and grab a radio, and a speaker and rush over to where the akuma was causing chaos.

They turn on the radio, connect the speaker and turn the volume on as loud as it can go before flipping through the stations for a good song.

If they're gonna fight with music in the background they're gonna be picky about it and wont settle for anything other than epic.

While fighting they eventually get swept up in the music and end up singing along.

It's nothing less than full on majestic.

When the fight is over and the akuma is purified they find out that someone recorded it and posted it on the internet as well.

Now everyone knows that the beloved hero of Paris and her new partner were the two people singing on that balcony.

Ummmmm.....

Good thing that the video quality was trash right?

If it weren't for that their identities would've been busted the moment they started singing in hero form.

Luckily there aren't many people other than Damian that know what Marinette's singing voice sounds like so they're okay.

Well.... They WERE okay,

Until a certain rockstar and his agent came across the two videos and put two and two together.

So now King Sting (bee!jagged) and Peridot (turtle!penny) have joined the team.

Poor Penny, now she has to deal with two gremlin children and a some sort of bizarre man-child.

The next akuma confused the group quite a bit.

He didn't really do anything but sit on a rooftop waiting for the miracle team to show up.

They were all suspicious of him at first but when they did reveal themselves to him he explained his situation.

He was akumatized because his favorite rock band broke up but he didn't really want to take their miraculouses away.

He just asked if they could perform another song for him and he would give his akumatized item to them.

They all sorta looked at eachother and collectively went 'screw it why not' and sang another song.

If they were great before, they are absolutely AMAZING now.

Well that's what happens when you add a famous rockstar to a team of singing superheros I guess.

The akuma was blown away and true to his word handed over the rolled up picture in his pocket and was purified despite of Hawkmoth's nagging.

Haha screw you Hawky.

This time the ordeal was recorded by a news station and the 'hand over the akuma in exchange for a song' thing became a trend.

There were still normal akuma's that didn't follow follow it but those were far flung between.

It seems like Hawkmoth was getting annoyed by this so there started being less akuma attacks over the months.

Because of this some people were actively trying to get upset to attract one of the purple butterflies.

They traded one good thing for another I guess.

To stop that from happening the group started performing in public as superheros during concerts and festivals.

Because of this they became quite well known outside of Paris as well.

Is it ironic that more people know them as a band rather than a superhero team now?

When Marinette learned that they could change what their superhero costumes looked like if they put enough will into it she squealed.

Marinette designs superhero performance costumes for them whenever they have a festival to play at.

Whenever asked about their outfits they always reply with MDC.

Marinette's business gets really popular after that.

And since no one knows who MDC really is, she doesn't have to worry about the whole "Oh no me and my family are gonna be in danger!" thing

It's a win win!

Overtime they basically become a second (or third for some people) family to eachother.

Damian becomes more 'kid like' and open to others,

Marinette becomes more confident and overall happier,

Jagged gets to hang out with his awesome niece and her 'maybe more than just a friend',

And Penny gets a new outlet for stress and has so many more crazy stories to tell people.

One day while she's in the living room on the sofa watching 'The AristoCats' Damian just barges into the room and dramatically flops over onto of her.

He just lays there with his head in her lap and the rest of his body sprawled on the couch.

After everything that has happened this is normal for them now.

Without asking any questions or talking at all they just watch the movie together with the occasional remark or quip between them.

Around half way through the movie Jagged kicks down the door, effectively scaring the crap out of the two teens, while Penny follows behind him with an apologetic look on her face.

At first Jagged was yelling about something having to do with'Fang' and 'Dragon' and 'Miraculous' but after taking in the domestic atmosphere of the room he just sits down on the floor and joins in on watching the movie.

Penny, shaking her head in both amusement and exasperation, sits down on another chair and does the same.

While combing through Damian's hair with her fingers Marinette looks around the room.

'My life can't get any more complicated, can it?'

Oh boy, she just jinxed it.

This is just an idea I've had bouncing around in my head for awhile and I couldn't resist the urge to write it out. I AM planning on making a part 2 so if you like this keep an eye out for that. I'm by no means a fast writer though so it will take a while. But then again not many people will probably read this soo.... Yeah.

[softer-ua]

to me what katsuki's problem with deku is was that what he saw didn't align with what he was told.

like your quirk makes you strong, right? so according to society and literally everyone, katsuki = strong bc badass quirk and izuku = weak bc no quirk. the problem is, Katsuki sees the way Izuku behaves and sees that he's strong , that he has heroic spirit and that doesn't make sense to him because it contradicts the way he's been told society is supposed to work.

so while he insists and tries to convince himself that he's better than deku and deku is weak, he never truly believes it, because he can see that deku is no where near weak.

what makes his view of deku so confusing is that he is lying to himself inside his own head. he knows where he wants to stand with deku (re i am better than him) but that doesn't mean that's where he actually stands, even if he doesn't want to admit it.

in fact having to come to terms with it will literally spiral him into a panic attack

and it's interesting bc katsuki is normally so good at reading situations and people. his intuition is fantastic. he saw shindo was more of a bitch than he let on, he recognized AM was hiding sht about OFA just from AM's 'slight hesitation'

so where does all that stellar sense go??? why is he so bad at reading deku??

it honestly feels like the more invested he is in someone the worse he gets at reading them, since emotions take over. this is particularly true with deku. for example: a) he cares about his record to the point of banning his friends from smoking, but does shit to izuku that would destroy said record were his teachers any good at their jobs and b) first training exercise he basically throws it solely to go beat deku's ass, and like a few days later at USJ he's suddenly acting like a normal sane person who thinks shit through...?

it's like izuku's very existence takes Katsuki's sanity, throws it out the window and runs it over with a locomotive 😭😭

besides, it's not like the guy isn't well versed in contradictions.

with the sludge villain he was told he was strong for not dying after being left to die

deku, the person he's hurt, is also the only person who's ever seen him as fallible in a non malicious way and the only one who's ever allowed him the relief of being weak and having someone hear you out.

his mom loves him while victim blaming him and says that the teachers who chained him up on live television for saying no have a stellar understanding of his character.

the symbol of peace tied him to a podium

he spent a decade being called top hero material despite acting like a loonatic and now he comes to ua and suddenly exploding nerds is not acceptable behaviour? think about it, his teachers saw him doing shit to deku and they were like katsuki broski you're gonna be a great hero, so he was like yup this is totally the way i should act *blows up deku's notebook*

but then come ua and it turns out beating up deku qualifies him to be a villain, and that he has actually been acting like such a villain the actual villains want to be besties with him and the number 4 hero is hell bent on "fixing" him. that's a complete turn of tables.

if i was him i would've lost my mind by now ngl

and he's so emotionally constipated he doesn't even understand his own emotions, like his inner monologue about deku getting stronger and needing to keep up during the war arc sounds like such loser behaviour, but then it turns out the reason he wants to keep up is to be strong enough to help deku and be useful and keep deku from dying bc he is worried about deku.

he is so worried about deku he rips off oxygen masks and ivs and runs around the hospital spitting blood just to see him, but ofc he can't just say, yoo i care about my man deku, because dude is so bad at emotions he doesn't even realise it, so he just starts spewing lines from some edgy romance like "if you die ill kill u"

someone help this kid istg😭😭😭

100% all of this! 😂

When Deku is around Katsuki immediately shifts into being lead around on a choke chain by his feelings, even though him and feelings have never been so much as formally introduced

“I’m feeling something other than anger and that makes me mad” ~ Katsuki Bakugo probably

Also anyone wanna talk about how they left a teen with a heat based quirk who’s known for emotional imbalance unsupervised connected to pure oxygen and then let all his classmates chill in said room with him?

Everyday their entire society wakes up and says “fuck Katsuki lives, all my homies hate Katsuki” and then just leave him to die in various ways