#iamnotthensa

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear Anthony,

Justicedono defeated Wrightdono’s great-great-grandfather in a chess match and I wasn’t invited?

- Simon Blackquill

[blog-493629846]

Hi, I have blood on my leg

lick it up

[troublingconcerns]

Hello, this is a letter from IRS– Internal Revenue Service– Regarding your vehicle's extended warranty.

On my 1965 Mustang Convertible? Oh fuck!

[travellerofdawn]

iamnotthensa

replied to your

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NGL, having an anon ask me if I’m alright and then...

Well, I figured since you didn’t want to get into details, I should just leave it there. Either way, hope things get better for you soon. <3

No it’s fine! Idk why but when people go quiet on anon, it makes me feel awkward wondering if it’s an ex-friend/someone I stopped talking to who I used to talk to a lot who came on to my blog or if it’s just someone wanting to simply respect my space. ;klfdsk;df;lkd I’m so sorry! But thank you. <3

[mtndeworpheus]

You could fight Johnny. But deep down, Sneep Snoop.

Snorp Snop Blip Blop

[turnabout4what]

and this, my friends, is why there’s an ask limit

[ace-attorney-shitpost]

Welp, sorry @iamnotthensa, sex on the conveyer-belt had ben cancelled

[resolvethem]

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[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear Anthony,

Apollo beat Nick’s great-great-grandfather in a chess match!? Is that why he’s been asking me to channel him all this time? 

Why didn’t he say something? More importantly.

WHY WASN’T IT RECORDED!?!

(What’s next? Are they going to play Cards Against Humanity without inviting me?)

- Maya Fey

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anthony,

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and mine is blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.

- Godot

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anthony,

Nah, I’m just getting started.

BISHOP TO C5! CHECKMATE!

And Director Cosmos has not nothing on me or my skills hehehe.

- Apollo Justice (With a special guest?)

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anthony,

So, you did take that literally?

They’re called metaphors for a reason and you consider that horny?

I’ve had wet dreams myself, but that’s taking it a bit far. Just saying.

- Athena Cykes

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anthony,

I love it! It’s so beautiful.

Like something a girl would love to go on a date with her loved one.

- Juniper Woods

[askaceattorney]

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

And? I can’t even see your face.

Not even on your icon.

Besides, everyone knows that cute dogs are always a win!

Get a cute pet and you’ll get free “call Athena dumb” passes!

And, I mean with the picture and everything! Evidence means everything, even in letters!

- Athena Cykes

[askaceattorney]

Dear Tank,

Hello doggy~ 

Who’s a good doggy? Who’s a good doggy? ~

- Athena Cykes

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anthony,

Merry Christmas in July!

It’s August.

Really? It’s August already? 

Okay then, Merry Christmas in August!

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

- Athena Cykes