#ian is baby girl

[mikhailoisbaby]

IAN IS BABY GIRL

I’m sorry about this but I had to write it .

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Ian does know how he let this happen, that this became his nickname out of everything.

He could tolerate and love some of the nicknames that play on his red hair that Mickey would call him Or even the old fashion pets' names like lover and sugar tits.

But this was maybe taking it too far but for some reason he fucking loves it.

Ian has become baby girl.

It’s never baby boy or just baby like Ian will sometimes call Mickey, it's baby girl constantly now never lover or fire crotch or red or handsome have all been left in the wind forgotten about now he is baby girl.

It started as a joke from “girls and Mickey night out” that was hosted by Tami and included mick, sandy and older Tami's sister, somehow they came up with the joke that Ian is baby girl and any time they try to explain the joke to ian it always ends up with fits of laughter with no explanation.

“Hey, baby girl can u get my hoodie in the bedroom?” Mickey will say with no care in the world and Ian will go and get his hoodie like a good little baby girl because that’s what he is now, this is his life.

Now it would be fine if it stayed in the home, their sanctuary, but no he used it at work as well - in front of clients “baby girl, I left the signing sheet in the car will you grab it ?” And once again because he is a good baby girl he will do it and get it with a little smile on his face.

The warm fuzzy feeling he gets in his tummy is so odd because the nickname he used to hate and almost wants to throw Mickey into their pool anytime he called now makes his little bones go to mush as no other nickname has.

Sometimes he knows Mickey trying to tease him and make him annoyed like the dickhead he is but it never riles him up but makes him so mushy and Platens like he just had his brains fucked out and will do anything Mickey asks him to.

Ian has slight moments where his toxic masculinity will creep up and try and be angry that he getting feminised but then he has a moment and thinks what the fuck does it matter?

And so Ian is Mickey’s baby girl and that is it.

[kkairoxx]

My Fave Genre: Ian Hecox reaching peak laughter

[smoshygayness]

Ian appreciation post because we all need it. Such a baby girl.

[vc55bughead]

Anthony's Funeral Roast summed up in four photos: 🫡

[moonchild-in-blue]

For a second there I forgot I was in Dpr Ian's Instagram channel thingy. So when I saw:

Christian Yu: I miss you

on my notifs ? I just about died right there and then.

[bunglecryptid]

Ian "baby girl" Hecox. That is all.

[ianthoni]

What was that confession about a 30 year old man acting like a baby 🤔

[chimchimyoonie]

EVERYONE STOP ! he’s such a babie 🥺

[swiftllama]

This whole interaction has my heart 🥺😭

[deviousdevilx]

man of many talents

[mariocki]

Army of Darkness (1992)

"Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?"

"Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."

[kkairoxx]

Ian would just stand there and Anthony would find him funny and adorable

[federer7]

A young black girl, scarcely more than a child herself, looks after a baby girl for a white family. South Africa. 1969

Photo: Ian Berry

[xxmoonch1ldxx]

Usually @lilac-hecox is the one handling my rambling but now IM IMPLICATING YOU ALL

Anyways, can we talk about how happy Ian has been lately?

I know a lot of us have talked about it already, but the bts of the new sketch really drives the point home for me. If you haven't seen it, im telling you, that sketch is worth it. Its hilarious. But aside that, he's seen laughing and smiling a lot in the behind the scenes! We can even see him improv and that moment where he's dancing behind Anthony as he records the song, just vibing 🥹🥹

He's acting his goofy self again and it's making me so happy. The more time passes, the more we see Ian truly is glad to be back with Anthony and they're getting closer and closer every day. Anthony also looks significantly happier than the last years of smosh before he left, and truly, the boys seem to have an amazing bond. They share such an amazing friendship and it's filling my heart with glee.

Anyway, I'm gonna go cry until next week. I love them, my honor.

[gaylactic-fire]

I fucking guarantee you the whole "showing porn to children in school." point is literally just talking about regular sex education and how it's evolved from "Abstinence is imperative and you'll burn in hell if you think otherwise" to "Actually sometimes people have sex and you should know about pregnancy and STIs and consent, should you have sex."

[smiley-milkovich]

Grabby hands😮‍💨