#icarus liveblogs

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hearing that tubbo wants to become a spy to find out more about the federation is so funny. yeah because espionage has historically gone great for you king

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psychological torture smp strikes again by having an unfathomable shapeshifting monster disguise itself as a man’s dead daughter on his BIRTHDAY

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this is said every time i’m p sure but watching slime’s pov is always. so funny. because he’ll log in like “sigh . . . another day in my exiled life . . . on a server where i am hated by everyone for my past crimes . . . i am truly unforgivable . . .” and then the Second he runs into someone they’re fully like “OH MY GOD SLIMECICLE HI it’s been so long you need to log on more!! we missed you!! have all of these items to make sure you don’t die and don’t forget we’re here to for you if you ever need anything! did you know that we love you and you’re part of our family? just a reminder ^_^ i hope you have a good day because we love and care about you!! bye!!!”

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cellbit's talking about how he tends to be more anti-fanservice and doesn't like the idea of prioritizing what the fans want vs what he wants, which makes every spiderbit-related decision he's ever made so much fucking funnier. he's not even losing his shit over roier wearing his clothes to give spiderbit shippers fuel. he's just fucking Like That

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it’s not an awards show if austin doesn’t make out with a straight man

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the canonical reason as to how the brazilians got stranded here is still so funny to me. they got the boat because felps was able to purchase it for cheap due to it being haunted and felps was convinced he could drive it despite having no prior experience (he thought it’d be like a bike) and now they’re fucking stuck here 😭 the english and hispanic streamers are trying to unfold this conspiracy about having been specifically targeted for some sick experiment or something along those lines meanwhile the brazilians literally only got stranded out of sheer incompetence. icons

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i do love how at the beginning the qsmp was largely predicted to be “quackity and his boyfriends” but has now very obviously become “badboyhalo and the boyfriends he Does Not Want and yet they flock to him like moths to a flame”

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forever’s plan with the tower/hotel truly is the “it takes a village” mentality. when he explained it to cellbit, cellbit was concerned that putting all the eggs in one place would only lead to disaster, which is a fair concern. forever, however, sees it differently. eggs can be online when their parents aren’t. eggs can die when their parents are offline. if everyone is equally in charge of each egg, instead of just their parents, the chances of being able to teleport them out of dangerous situations in time are notably higher. with the enderpearl status system, it’s much more efficient for it all to be in the same place. instead of having it at an individual’s base and not being able to reach it because of locked doors, if everyone is able to access the location of the status chambers, there’s a much higher chance of someone getting there in time to save them. not only that, but he plans to hold meetings/sermons on helping other parents with safety measures and utilizing game mechanics to their full potential. it’s genuinely genius and i hope most of, if not all, the remaining eggs and their parents will be on board, because it could fully save lives.

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tommy told crumb “she was like an npc” and when she asked for him to elaborate he just reached out and just grabbed her entire face with his hand.

crumb of course batted it away and covered their face, to which tommy went, “see, that’s an npc reaction!”

and crumb was like, “no?? that’s a normal reaction to someone grabbing your face???”

to which tommy went, “no it’s not.” and turned to the side and did the exact same thing to ranboo, who apparently just fucking stood there and accepted his fate

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i’m going to start sobbing jaiden please 😭

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“i think the best thing to do is to ignore the family tree entirely. if you don’t know how complicated it is you don’t have to suffer [with trying to figure it out].” oh bagi i wish i’d heard these words like a year ago

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felt the urge to turn this into a gif bc i’m in love with how expressive jaiden’s vtuber is

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bagi: you were taken as a prisoner, thrown into an abandoned island, and you married the first person you encountered??

cellbit: well i don’t think he was the first person

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ULTIMATE LORE DROP/CONFIRMATION FROM DAPPER!!

luzu WAS supposed to be tilín’s other parent, and wilbur WAS meant to be paired with bbh and dapper!

they added in tallulah and changed the structures because they realized they’d messed up because wilbur and bbh are both english speakers! quackity being fully bilingual messed with their pairings a bit

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yesterday, jerma got canonized. today, jack manifold got canonized. what is going on

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average qslime behavior