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chifuyuzu · 3 years

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leap of faith — sano manjiro x reader.

word count — 1.3k.

genre — fluff fluff fluff, i love sweet mikey.

contains — cursing, timeskip SPOILERS present, reader is gender neutral.

description — sano manjiro is in love with you, and he realizes how much he loves you at the ass crack of fuckin' dawn.

author's note — hey besties, this is my first published fic here, kinda short but mikey brain rot is heavy. i hope you enjoy this cute fic before i rip your hearts out with some angst in a few days :^) reblogs and likes are always appreciated! and please give me feedback in my inbox! hehe, enjoy.

“it’s late.”

you know. but you still wanted to hear the sound of his voice before bed.

“mm… i missed ya’, is that a crime?” your voice echos through the receiver, the sound of your duvet crinkling in the background as you shift in place. sano manjiro was a busy man. always has been, always will be. being the leader of a biker gang was never easy—let alone some “new age” criminal organization.

you didn’t understand why manjiro persisted to play this game of russian roulette with his life. but it was never your place to overstep, especially since this was his life. it was all he knew, all he understood. you’re not sure what he’s doing, or if he’s even allowed to talk on the phone at this hour, but you still wanted to hear him. just so you know he’s alive and well.

you hear him chuckle, the sound of his feet scurrying against whatever floor his sandals were clacking against. the background noise that accompanied him earlier has dissipated; you realized he probably went outside to hear you better.

“your crime is loving a fool like me way too much. don’t think you’re sane.” he’s right. you’re actually crazy for even pursuing him. there was a lot of push and shove in the beginning, both parties scared of being hurt and getting hurt. but you were always there, even when manjiro went through whatever darkness was eating at his soul.

“crazy for you.”

“corny.”

“you love me.”

a pause. eerie enough to send shivers down your spine. why wasn’t he responding? did something happen? did you smother him too much? is he regretting—

“marry me.”

… not what you were expecting. especially not over the phone.

“sano manjiro, did you just propose over the phone? what kind of shitty rom-com are we in?”

“is that a no?”

“... never said that.” you wanted to marry him. but you wanted him to put that lifestyle behind, for the sake of the family you might have in the future. kids, dogs, cats, etcetera. you wanted him to be in, one hundred percent. but you knew he was too deep into this world to run now—especially since he’s so well-known as the ‘invincible mikey.’ you still longed for a happy home with manjiro, and a normal life.

“maybe you’re right. it’s not my style to ask you this over the phone.”

“try again later. when you’re really ready.”

the gag is, he is ready.

manjiro hurries home, blond locks hidden underneath a thin, black hoodie. he’s shaking, like a pomeranian in the presence of fireworks. his hand meets the left side of his chest, back pressed up against the grey colored wall of your shared apartment as he slides down to sit on the floor. it was four in the morning, and manjiro was about to shit himself.

he gulps, eyes peering around for you, double checking that you were fast asleep before he makes a phone call. his fingers tapped the back of his iphone, impatiently waiting for the other caller to answer. though it was the crack of dawn, he still needed some moral support.

“mikey? fuck you callin’ for at this hour? haven’t heard from you in mo—”

“ken-chin. i’m proposing.”

a loud ‘flop’ rang through the receiver, accompanied by the bedsheets seemingly slipping underneath draken’s feet. it was a huge bomb to drop, especially when the duo has been separated for months on end. manjiro hears more shuffling, followed by a few curses. “you’re fucking lying. the one you’ve been one since—?”

“yeah. i’m crazy as hell. but i love them. head over heels. i’m a goddamn simp.”

“why the hell am i the first to know, man?”

“you’re m’best friend, even if i need to stay away from you. and, also… you’re not the first to know. i asked them already.”

“you WHAT? don’t fuckin’ tell me you did it some dumb way like over the pho— you did. you’re impulsive enough to do it like that, too.” regardless of how long it’s been, draken still knows and understands manjiro like nothing ever happened.

“yeah… not romantic. but i can’t see myself with anyone else. i trust no one else. but i… am…”

“scared? man, you’re the head of a criminal organization. ‘course you’re scared. you don’t want the love of your life… to get hurt…” his voice trails off and manjiro’s heart tenses even more. the memories of the past still felt fresh. all the people they lost in tokyo manji… could never be replaced. not in a million years.

but the living must live.

“i love y/n. never felt like this before. i’d quit everything. but i would have to make sure they’re safe and whatever future we have together is secure. i know i promised takemichi that i’d protect everyone and that future he worked so hard to save… but what about mine?”

manjiro really did sacrifice everything for his friends. being the type of person who carries everyone else’s burdens takes a toll on his mental. he felt selfish for wanting to leave it all behind. but maybe being selfish was beneficial once in a while.

“listen—”

“do you think i’m stupid?”

“mikey. you’re not stupid,” draken sighs, shuffling again in place. “you just want to love someone and be loved in return. nothin’ stupid about that. what is stupid though, is you proposing over the damn phone.”

he’s not wrong. it was a spur of the moment decision that could drastically change his life forever. but with you, he doesn’t care. as long as you’re his, forever.

“how do you think i should do it?”

“well. i guess, tell me some sappy shit. how do you feel about them, and whatnot.”

“i don’t think i could ever imagine me with anyone else. a lot of people have tried to grab my attention but i only have eyes for y/n. sometimes when shit gets real hard…” manjiro takes a deep sigh, fingers threading through his hair, tilting back the hood to let it fall onto his back. “i think of y/n and i remember that even in this shit world, someone is here for me. someone cares about me. they make me feel like i’m not alone anymore.

i have dreams ‘bout us, y’know? me and y/n… kids running around. a little mikey clone. pissin’ them off because we want little flags on our meals. going to the park and letting kids be kids. maybe i’ll teach ‘em at a dojo like gramps did for me and my siblings. maybe i’ll teach ‘em about bikes—with your help, of course.”

draken laughs, letting his friend continue his little speech as he gets comfortable in bed again. don’t think i’ve ever seen mikey like this, ever, draken muses.

“man, we can own a whole zoo if we wanted. chifuyu could hook us up, in secret, of course. still have to protect everyone,” manjiro is grinning from ear to ear, head resting against the wall. “i wanna grow old with them. honestly, i didn’t think i’d make it to my twenties. more so, i didn’t want to live past twenty-something. but now… things are different. wanna be old and gray. see grandkids terrorize our children. die together.”

the tension in manjiro’s chest has faded away, only left with warmth that only you could bring him. his free hand reaches into his pocket to fumble with a small box, snapping it open to reveal the engagement ring his grandfather handed down to him.

he wasn’t the marrying type. but for you, he was.

“that all? you sound good like that, man. make an exception and let us come to the wedding.”

manjiro wants that more than anything. his friends, you... all safe. all happy. but again, the fear creeps up. he doesn’t know what to do with himself if any of you get hurt.

“... how do i tell y/n that?”

“you already have.” your voice makes him jump, knocking the velvet box out of his fingers and onto the hardwood floor. his face pales, followed by a huge lump forming at his throat when he sees your figure emerge from your shared bedroom.

“i-uh… i thought you were a-asleep.” manjiro mumbles, earning a huge laugh from draken on the other side. he hears him say something along the lines of ‘my cue to leave. good luck. send me an invite.’

“i was waiting for you.”

he’s sweating now, a small bead forming at the base of his neck. his phone is now at his side, the screen flashing from draken’s caller id to the lockscreen photo of you on your first date together, a few years back. your eyes zone into the box, though.

“i was going to do this… better. god, i fucked up, huh?”

you’re laughing now, rubbing your tired eyes before you join him near the wall, picking up the box. “what makes you think that, dummy?”

now he’s confused. you wanted him to ask when he was serious, but in his head, serious meant rose petals, candles, someone singing celine dion in the distance.

without a word, you slip the ring onto its appropriate finger, holding up to the small rays of sunlight that peaked through the window from the approaching sunrise. manjiro’s hands fly up to your face, holding his whole world in his hands. his eyes are shiny, on the brink of tears. you nudge your noses together, foreheads connecting tenderly. your hands hooked onto the hem of his hoodie, bringing his frame closer as you whisper a soft ‘yes.’

“yes?”

“yes, i’ll marry you.”

manjiro’s lips curl up into the silliest grin you’ve ever seen him sport, before he presses a soft kiss to your lips. now he’s kissing you quite desperately. as if he’s trying to make sure you’re real, that this isn’t a dream. you feel his words vibrate against your lips, “gonna make you so happy, i promise. i love you. i love you so, so much.”

“forevermore.”

“forever yours.”

#tokyo revengers x reader #mikey x reader #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers imagines #mikey imagines #🌧 — cloudwrites.#bro i love mikey sm please

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morgana-ren · 3 years

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I noticed youd said that you get more shiggy requests. So, if you'll indulge me for a sec.

We've had gatos input on how strade would be if the roles were reversed. Mc somehow had him under their control with the shock collar on.

I want your input because your writing is so detailed i know id enjoy reading what a submissive little bitch he'd become.

Please and thank you Morgana.

ily :3

Oh OH You know me so well! This is one of my favorite things to daydream about when I get angry or annoyed because since Strade is such a garbage human being, it tickles me so much to think about how cathartic it would be to turn the tables.

So as well all know, Strade, while very experienced, is not the brightest bulb in the box. He’s got years of know-how behind his expertise in kidnapping and torture, but there’s some shit that just kind of evades him sometimes. Double checking your ropes after he gets a little too excited and wants a dirty basement floor romp, for example. Thanks to his overexcitement and shit-idiot brain fungus he’s got going on, it’s entirely possible for you to slip your bonds. This mistake, in canon, costs him his life.

But what if MC wasn’t so kind?

With a level head, you might be able to scrounge around his torture room for a little bit. Maybe he has a needle with some knockout liquid hanging around for “difficult” catches. Maybe you just wait around behind the door until he walks in and smash him on the head as hard as you can and knock his ass out. Either way, he’s got plenty of restraints, and now he’s the one cuffed to a rusty pole. The look on his dumb face when he comes to is priceless.

You’re not making the same mistakes he did. He’s triple tied to that thing. You know he’s strong, and you’re playing on his home field. You’ve got to be prepared for everything. At least long enough to get upstairs and find help or call the police. Right? Right?

But what if you don’t?

What if, after he comes to and is sputtering and howling and hissing things at you in German that would make Lindemann blush, you decide not to go for help? He’s mad. He’s oh so very mad. He does not like this, not one bit. But he’s panicking beyond what you’d expect, even for a serial killer who’s been two-timed by his own victim. There’s something else in those dilated eyes. Something you’ve become very acutely familiar with over the last few days. You can still smell it lingering on you the same way it’s staining his shirt now.

Fear. He’s afraid. And not of death or capture.

I mean, he very well might be terrified of those things, but whatever it is he’s feeling right now is far overshadowing that. His face is red, and you can practically see the veins in his neck popping in rhythm with his thrumming heartbeat. He’s sweating extensively, and while that’s not uncommon for him, there’s not that macabre jolly smile plastered across his face. He’s baring his teeth and snapping at you like a feral hound, swearing to end your miserable life in a manner that would make the ghosts of his past shudder in horror for you.

You don’t put it past him to snap these ropes any second and wrap his hands so tightly around your neck that your eyes pop like overinflated balloons. Even if the cops show up and try to escort you to safety, there’s an unspoken darkness in his glare, something that promises pain in your future even if they manage to subdue him. A promise that you can’t guarantee yourself that he can’t keep.

It strikes you that you know nothing about this man.

Surely someone out there knows about this. Someone knows about him and his little hobby. Monsters run in packs and even if you can’t see them, you know they must be there. Best case scenario, they can’t have him spilling their secrets so they find a way to end his life before the police can. Worst case scenario? Worst case, they come for you.

You’ve seen enough Hollywood horror movies to know just how wrong it can go if justice is left to the authorities. You haven’t seen much of it, but this looks like a pretty nice house. If he has money, he can just buy his way out. Who is to say that he doesn’t already have a deal with the cops? Kidnapping people is risky business, especially when folks begin to notice that you’re gone. Surely he has some safety net?

What if he’s part of a network of psychopaths? There’s been enough late-night conspiracy youtube binges in your existence to know that shit like that is perfectly plausible. What if he’s just one of many? What if they have the pull to see him set free even after you’ve gone through the proper avenues to get him locked away? What if, one night, when you think he’s rotting in a 6 x 6 cement cell miles away from you, you wake up back here in this basement with even more Strades with different names and faces but each one shares the desire to see you ripped apart at the seams and devoured?

No. HELL no. You’re not going to be the cliche victim. He can bark and screech at you until his throat is sore and his gums bleed, but the plain and simple fact of the matter is that you have this monster on a leash, and you’re not about to hand that leash over to someone else.

How many people has he killed? How many have met their end in this godless basement? How many unsuspecting people has he dragged here only to take them apart piece by piece until their eyes glaze and their final breath moistens his cheek as he watches the light in their eyes extinguish? Do you even want to know? Would it make you feel better or worse to know that, at least for now, you’ve narrowly escaped such a fate?

You have to know.

His screaming turns fearful as you ascend the stairs. Again, not for fear of being caught, but because he already has been. It’s so odd to hear the phrase “Don’t leave me here!” from his quivering chest when he’s apparently in the place he values most, and there’s a sick sense of catharsis that settles in your gut as you listen to him begin to whimper and whine. You don’t let yourself dwell on it but you do slam the door behind you loudly enough that he will be forced to acknowledge that his pathetic pleas mean nothing to you.

His house is painfully average, at least for someone like him. He’s even got portraits up with what must be friends or family or someone that cares enough to pose for a cheesy photo with him. If you didn’t know better, you’d say an upstanding, if a little tacky, upper-middle class man lives here. The furniture is unremarkable and well cared for but lived in enough to not raise suspicion. His kitchen is filled with expensive appliances that might as well be fresh out of the box. His fridge, as expected, is filled with beer and various quick meals. Not much of a cook, you guess.

The car sitting in the garage costs in the six digit range and looks like it’s the most beloved thing in the entire area. It reeks of Armor All and disinfectant, and you’re willing to bet that if he was so inclined, he could put it on a showroom floor right now. He’s got tools and cables of all sorts thrown about, but not the kind you’ve gotten so used to. Maybe he actually does use them for their intended purpose sometimes.

As you walk the length of his home, you notice a distinct lack of screaming. You can’t hear anything, not even a peep from the basement, and you are very certain he’s crying up a storm down there. Interesting. He’s go this place sound proofed. You’re not sure what you’d expected, but it’s good information to have regardless.

After you’ve sated your curiosity by observing the dragon’s den, you make your way to the upper level. He’s probably not foolish enough to leave any sort of evidence behind where friends and neighbors can see it, so whatever it is you’re looking for is going to be somewhere a little bit more personal. Perhaps like a bedroom?

Bingo.

His bedroom, much like the rest of his house, looks about what you’d expect. King sized bed, wooden dresser with a TV and player on top, and a desk beneath the window. Sliding closet doors with all manner of free range dad apparel inside, and honestly, it’s the closest you’ve been to laughing since you got here. He would wear cargo shorts and plaid, wouldn’t he? A scrounge through the drawers of his dresser and closet reveal nothing remarkable, but you’re willing to bet your injured thigh that there’s something special in the desk.

Just like you’d expect, the desk is locked, but you’d noticed a pair of keys sitting willy-nilly out in the living room and you’d picked them up. About 7 key changes later and the desk pops open for you like a cheap whore. He really isn’t too bright, is he? Or maybe he just wasn’t expecting this to ever be a problem. Either way, you’re grateful he’s a moron.

Inside the drawer seems to be loads of DVDs, unmarked except for dates. It feels like you’re the unprepared cop in a serial killer movie as you look down at them. You don’t need to watch them to know what they are, but you’re going to anyway. You have to know. You need to know just who you’re dealing with here.

You pick one at random and pop it into the DVD player and the scene that greets you seems all too familiar. A hunched figure, bloodied and tied to the pole you’d become so intimate with over the last week. This person was in much worse shape than you, however. You could see shadows moving off screen and the camera fuzzes and refocuses repeatedly as what you assume is Strade messes with the controls. Not long after, he emerges, practically skipping into frame. Even though most of his face is concealed behind a hideous bandana, you can tell he’s smiling. It reaches his eyes.

He says what appears to be a rehearsed greeting and you’re left wondering just how crazy is he? Is he talking to his future self? You can see him making these videos to relive his sick, sadistic fantasies but talking to himself like an absolute lunatic is just a little disconcerting. However, you also acknowledge that the only reason you’ve even thinking about this is to distract yourself from the fact that you’re watching a homemade snuff film that you almost starred in yourself.

And then he begins.

Despite the visceral horror on display before you, the urge to vomit never comes. You watch, blank faced, as this poor soul is faced with every horror a human mind can conceive. It goes on for long. Too long. And Strade never stops talking.

The realization sets in that’s because he’s not the only one watching.

He’s not talking to himself. He’s responding. This wasn’t for him. This was for them.

If you had any emotional energy to give, surely you’d be absolutely horrified, but you don’t and you can’t. You’re not even surprised. Someone like Strade, that bubbly personality and 1,000 watt smile, of course he’d find a way to utilize his talents. He’d found a market. He had a hobby and he made money from it. ‘Love your job and you’ll never work a day in your life.’ and you are just so willing to bet he loves his fucking job.

You let the video keep playing as you sit up from his bed and leave the room. You make your way down the stairs, back to the living room, and then back to the basement door. You open it and immediately are bombarded with the sounds of his screaming and hateful vitriol. It doesn’t phase you. You’re not sure anything will ever again.

Calmly, you walk into the room and stare at him. He doesn’t cease his incessant threats until he realizes you’re waiting for him to finish so that you can speak. He finally silences himself, though he continues to rip and tear at the ropes holding him hostage as you tell him you found his little home video collection.

“Let me out.” He demands, and you realize he doesn’t quite understand that he’s not the one in control anymore. Of course a dog without a tangible leash will continue to run wild. You needed to drive the point home.

You turn your back to him and begin to ruffle through his various cabinets, searching around the nooks and crannies for something that will help him understand just what position he’s found himself in. You make a very interesting discovery next to his med kit. A collar. A literal collar.

Poetic justice.

It’s thick and burdensome and more than a little hideous. It’s definitely homemade, because not even the most fucked of BDSM sites are going to offer something like this. It’s accompanied by a small remote with a large red button and not much else. You push the button and yelp in pain, the collar clattering to the floor as it slips from your fingers. It shocked you. It was so very painful, but you’re smiling.

You retrieve it from where it fell and pop it open, observing it curiously. Strade watches you through wide eyes and sniveling, trembling lips. The look on his face is a dead giveaway that you’ve found something you really shouldn’t have. The toothy grin you flash him shows him that you understand that.

Without a word, you approach him, holding the open collar in your sweating palm. His struggles begin anew and before long he’s practically yanking his arms out at the sockets trying to get away from you and your newfound toy. He’s throwing his weight around and doing whatever he can with his limited movements to make damn sure you can’t get that terrible thing around his neck, but it’s all in vain because energy is finite and he’s been expending a lot of it over the last hour.

He’s breathing heavy and you could swear he’s begging between heaves as you clap the collar around his thick neck. His flesh bulges from the side and you’re fairly certain it was made for someone much less burly than himself in mind. You get the odd urge to adjust it on him like a necklace but he’s still dangerous, even caged. You feel weirdly... proud.

“Stop-! you don’t know what you’re doing!” He hiccups, and as he pulls his head upward, you can see he is indeed crying. “Please! Don’t!”

You’ve never thought of yourself as particularly sadistic, at least in that sense, but some ghostly force pushes your thumb down on that big red button. Watching his eyes go wide and his body convulse and seize fills you with a sense of sheer euphoria that can’t properly be conveyed. The utterly satisfying clang of his head hitting the pole at mach 5 as he shakes and bumbles almost humorously while the collar sends x amount of volts through his body makes you giggle.

When you finally pull your thumb off the button, he’s still shaking from the residual shock, drool and mucus bubbling from his mouth and nose and sloping down onto his chin. He looks defeated; utterly pathetic. Is this how you looked to him all those times he stood over you grinning as he gifted you pain the likes of which had been unthinkable to you before you met him? The desire to push down again is overwhelming but you’re determined for him to understand there’s a point to this misery.

There’s a thousand thoughts going through your mind right now faster than you can comprehend them all, but they all have the same general principal. This man is a murderer. This man is a rapist. This man is contained. This man is afraid. This man is at your mercy.

And unfortunately for him, you just ran out.

‘How many’ you ask, despite already knowing. If the videos upstairs are any indication, there’s more than he can probably count. More names and faces than he can practically remember and they’re dead because of him. He looks up at you through wet lashes with a trembling lip, already caught on to the fact that there is no correct answer. Your thumb hovers over that seductive red button and he’s quick to spit out whatever he can regardless.

“I don’t know! I don’t!”

You don’t doubt that he’s being honest, but it sickens you none he less. You press that button for half a second and he jolts up off the floor as much as his restraints will allow. When he comes to, his eyes can barely focus in on you and when his slumps over, you can see the burns from the collar already settling in on his tan skin. You’re not sure how to turn down the voltage or how lethal it is, but you don’t really care at the moment. If he dies, he dies. You’ll deal with the complications of that later.

You could sit here all day and grill him, literally and figuratively, about his track record of atrocities, but it won’t bring you any peace. You’re not sure that peace is something that you’ll ever feel again, all things considered. Meeting the monsters that dwell in the dark is drastically different than simply acknowledging that they exist, and through some twist of fate, you’ve been given the opportunity to show this particular monster that he’s no longer at the top of the food chain. There’s so much you could do, so many things you want to do, and it’s at that moment you realize you’ve spent too long staring into the abyss to try and claw your way out.

You’re being offered the chance they never were. You’re holding the controls now. He’s already crying and you’ve barely touched him, barely done anything besides shock him a little. You remember that feeling well. If you recall, you were already crying before he put that knife to your thigh on your first day with him.

Truth is, you decided the second he fell unconscious what you were going to do.

Maybe a revenge like this isn’t yours to take, but you’re taking it regardless. For yourself, and for every sorry sap that’s met their end in his cement hellhole. They died for you to have this opportunity, and you’d like to think that maybe they’re there with you in this moment. Even if you never knew them, you feel a strange kinship with them. After all, it was almost you.

He continues to babble underneath his breath, various pleas for mercy or sympathy or any form of compassion you can muster from your still aching body, and though you desperately wish you did, you can’t find any. You’re certain when you look in the mirror next, it won’t be your own eyes looking back at you anymore, but something closer to his. Maybe you did die in this basement, because whoever you were before you met him is long gone and has been replaced with something so much more empty.

You explain to him, as gently as you can, that it’s your turn now, and his resistance will only make this harder. You don’t delight in seeing him in pain (whether or not that’s a lie has yet to be determined) but it’s a necessary evil for all he’s done. You don’t believe his life is yours to take, but you’d be as terrible as him if you let him loose on the world again. You can’t trust anyone but yourself, and since this situation is so delicate, you need a bit more time to think on it.

He doesn’t seem to understand, at least until you’re binding his legs and securing his head snuggly to the pole. Maybe it’s overkill considering the man looks like he belongs in a shibari magazine right now, but there’s no precautions you can’t take. You can’t have him escaping. It’s far too soon, and you have such wonderful things planned.

Were you a kinder soul, maybe you would put him to sleep because it’s so apparent he’s terrified. Being bound like this has really brought out his inner little bitch, and the way he’s looking, he’s going to piss himself. But its a price it’s only fair that he pay, all things considered. You don’t know what time it is or even where you are, but you know you’ll return to him when you’ve been rejuvenated, eager and ready to begin on him. You’re only a few steps toward the door when he begins shouting, words barely discernible between his emphatic weeping and sobbing hiccups.

“D-don’t leave me here in the dark! Let me go, let me out! You can’t! You can’t leave me here like this!” You grin softly, turning slowly to face him, and tell him that you can and you will. You ask what he’s so afraid of, but you don’t wait to hear the answer as you step through the frame and shut the door behind you, leaving him to rot in his personal dungeon. It’s only been an hour and he’s already so pliable. You wonder what you can make him do when you really make it hurt. Psychology says it takes 7 years to brainwash someone and coerce them into absolute compliance, but you’re willing to bet you can have it done in a few months.

You already know one of his fears, and are very clearly not ashamed to exploit it. How many else does he have, you might wonder, already planning tomorrow’s festivities. Maybe you were sicker in the head than you thought. Maybe Strade just brought out the worst in you, stripped away all that made you human and left you with raw hurt and despair.

It’s tempting. To give in. To sit and massage your aching body while listening to his screams as they echo through the soundproofed basement. But you’re tired, and you haven’t slept in a bed in over a week. His looked awfully nice. Maybe after that, you’d wash the dried blood from your battered body, order some food, and appreciate the niceties that civilized life had to offer. Niceties you took for granted.

After that? Well, after that you had a new pet to train.

#snaspants #Strade #BTD #NSFT #tw torture mention #im mean just mean lmao #IM LOVE YOU GIRL!!

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inkykeiji · 2 years

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hi lovey! i hope your visit to the asylum was fun for u!! and i hope ur dabi had fun hehehe c: my job was good but soo exhausting and i just some attention from our favorite burnt toast yk??? my friend surprised me with (another) dabi t shirt and ashdndlfnrnekd i have so much of him now lol it’s an issue :,)

id love to hear about the visit though if u wanna share! obvi no pressure :)) have a good rest of ur afternoon/evening lovely ❤️

hello!!!! oh my gosh anon i'm so glad we got to see it!!! i'll go into more detail about my experience there yesterday but if you'd like to see some photos i took + a few links to photos inside and asylum history you can check out this post! <3

awww i know exactly what you mean sweetpea :(( i'm glad ur first day went well tho and it's always nice to receive a gift like that!! <333

about visiting the asylum yesterday:

honestly the vibe around it was absolutely inexplicable, i can’t even find the words to begin describing it to you. it definitely felt VERY off. it almost felt surreal, being there!!! we didn’t even attempt to get in, for a few different reasons: 1. we heard it’s absolutely full of asbestos, mold, and peeling lead paint and we didn’t have proper masks; 2. the fucking vibes were off the chart i’m telling you; and 3. it is apparently very structurally unsafe. there was so much snow we didn’t even look around for the underground tunnels, either. i’m super happy we went though!!! i know this building’s on it’s last legs and the city still doesn’t seem to know what they’re doing with it, so i wanted to see it before it’s totally gone forever!!! i'm hoping to visit it again in the summer when it's a little easier to uhhhhh poke around hehehe

thankfully, we were alone almost the entire time we were there and took our time walking around the grounds and just admiring the building. it was so quiet and almost eerily peaceful with all of the snow falling, and i think that definitely added to the feeling we both got from it. right as we were starting to leave this super sketchy dude came out of literally NOWHERE, wearing just a hoodie and a light jacket that was falling half off of him, and a full face mask. he started walking quicker when he saw us, and his movements were very erratic and jerky. he kept looking back at us like we were suspicious lmao but we had to walk the same way as him to get back to the car, and i think for a moment he was worried we were following him. anyway he disappeared into one of the alcoves at the back, then appeared again to look at us, and then went back into the alcove. dunno what he was doing but he looked fairly young so our guess is graffiti and/or drugs. it’s interesting tho because the alcove he disappeared into was the one with this hidden door that had a few different boards of plywood slapped over it AND a grate (which had been cut open). it grabbed my attention because the plywood boards were like half ripped off and there were day old footprints leading to that door, and then it almost looked like someone had been kneeling in the snow at the bottom????? very odd, but i’m assuming if he knew a way in, that was it.

it’s really sad to see such a beautiful victorian building covered in graffiti and vandalism at the back, and it’s really sad to see a piece of (very dark) history left to rot and crumble :/ i know one of the historic organizations in the city has been trying for years to save it and restore it, but the government won’t even let them inside, not even to look and see if anything can be salvaged at all. tbh that strikes me as kind of odd as well, but i'm going to take a wild guess and say the government doesn’t exactly want to preserve a building with such a horrifying past of abuse, death, and inhumane treatment methods :/ however, i heartily agree with those calling for it to be made into a museum about mental illness + mental health treatment and just how far our society has come in terms of that, especially as someone who has had multiple family members admitted to insane asylums and subject to their treatment methods, and as someone who suffers from mental illness myself. i don’t think this is history that should be covered up or forgotten about—we deserve to have our stories told and acknowledged. additionally, i don’t think using an old asylum that used to house the criminally insane for anything else (ie converted into student housing) is necessarily appealing to anyone.

#SORRY THIS IS SO LONG HAHAHAHA #but yeah!!! that was my day yesterday hehe <3 #it was very interesting and i'm super glad i got a chance to go!!!#i hope you're having a fabulous tuesday my sweet friend <333 #enjoy your day and be safe!!!! always sending u so much love n health!!!#inky.bb #clari gets mail

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SPOILERS FOR SANJUNO’S NANO 2020 PROJECT

No Evil Abolishing Resentment System

Transmigrator!Madara meets Reincarnator!Tobirama (… 55 times in a row.)

For NaNoWriMo 2020 – How Many AUs Can I Fit In One Fic?

· 0 Tails Interlude

o Meet Sanzan-han

o Introduction to System driven Quick-Transmigration isekai plot

o “The seeds of evil are as follows, to hear of evil and take no action against it, to see evil and take no action against it, to speak of evil and take no action against it.”

o “To do nothing in the face of evil is not a neutral act.”

o “The only thing required for evil to flourish is for good people to do nothing.”

· 1st World:

o Crystal Nuclei Zombie Apocalypse with Ability Users and levelling up AU

o Politician!Madara ended up being shoved into a zombie tide by people who thought he was too strong/disliked him before the apocalypse

o Scientist!Tobirama really regrets not preventing that when Zombie Emperor Madara breaks through the city walls and kills everyone in Konoha Base

o Reborn!Tobirama is determined to complete the vaccine he was working on in his first life – also keep Madara alive so he can’t become a super zombie

§ Tobirama would like to say he is surprised by Madara’s competency in zombie annihilation but he remembers how terrifying Zombie King Madara was so he really isn’t shocked that Empowered Human Madara is just as much the living embodiment of Nightmare Fuel

o Madara as evolved Zombie catnip with a mouthy pet fish

§ Madara is absolutely disgusted by the Z-poc Virus undead they are gross, rotting, and go squelchwhen he hits them.

§ Some zombie bits get stuck in Madara’s hair. He has a screaming tantrum and promptly sets the entire horde on fire.

§ Pro-tip: Career politicians should avoid indulging in a crying fit over getting their precious beautiful hair dirty during a fight if they want to be taken seriously by their military escort even if they areso hilariously OP they can indulge in whiny hysterics and not die horribly as a result

o The Zombies are Zetsu

o Oh look Madara’s blood has the key component to creating the zombie vaccine who would have thought

o There is so much angry sex for stress relief, just… so much

· 1 Tail Interlude

o Madara is pissed off that he accidently ended up in a relationship with Tobirama

o Madara wants a refund on this System

o Sanzan-han explains the fine print of “No Evils Abolishing Resentment System” – the Target must have resentment both towards Madara and from Madara

o Madara’s first world was intended to lock his target

o Switching targets will result in a full reset of his karma to level 1 – no cheating by using his previous incarnations accumulated points to get a head start any more

o Madara’s only other valid targets approaching Tobirama’s stats were Hashirama and Mito

o Madara could target someone else but without the heavy accumulation of karma like the Senju-Uchiha bloodfeud situation it would take thousands of lifetimes to accrue 10 tails

o Madara is so mad ^_^

· 2nd World

o Japanese Classic Fable AU

o Crane Wife!Madara being Tsundere with his husband

o Madara is accused of theft and Scholar!Tobirama is convinced to spy on his wife’s weaving

o Madara gets caught ripping out feathers to weave into silks that are sold to pay for Tobirama’s exams

o Madara flies away and is shot down by hunters

o Reborn!Tobirama who is more than a little obsessed with making sure his wife doesn’t have a reason to fly off again

o Madara doesn’t really understand why Tobirama is trying to prevent him from doing anything productive this is weird

o Zetsu is a corrupted monk trying to capture Madara for his feathers/demon core

· 3rd World

o Galactic Empire Mecha Pilots with psychic powers and enhanced bodies versus the Zerg Horde

o Arranged Marriages for the noble class occur based on genetic advantages rather than affection

o Ace Pilot/Mecha Engineer!Tobirama pays less than zero attention to his nominal spouse and heir in favour of developing weapons to fight against the Zerg

o SSS Ace Pilot!Madara resigned to being ignored by spouse, makes friends with in-laws for sheer spite

o Madara framed for sabotage – dies holding off a Zerg swarm

o Science child!Kagami killed by kidnappers

o Reborn!Tobirama pays better attention to his spouse and child while fighting to end the Zerg threat

o The Zerg are Zetsu

o Madara rolls his eyes and sets the Zerg Queen (Kaguya) on fire – Tobirama confused and aroused by his spouse

· 2 Tails Interlude

o Madara wants to know if he’s going to be required to save the world every single time he’s due to earn a new tail

o Sanzan-han: Sources say “probably”

o Madara would question the heavy-handed implication that Zetsu was just using him but he’s still super pissed off about being trapped in a cave for 50 years and then possessed by a demon goddess thing so he’s more than willing the blame Zetsu for all the horrible things that happened

· 4th World

o Japanese Mythical Creature AU

o Kitsune!Madara saves the life of War General/Prince!Tobirama from Yin poisoning

o There’s a snowstorm and Madara has to warm Tobirama up

o Madara is a Calamitous Beauty and killed by cultists who wanted his demon core

o Reborn!Tobirama is doing his best to take responsibility

o Zetsu is the cultists who poisoned Tobirama and killed Madara

o Madara is super pissed off but the shrine and the garden Tobirama builds for him are really nice so maybe he won’t claw the pasty bastard’s face off

· 5th World

o Super Heroes and Villains in a Megamind AU

o Pyromaniacal Villain!Madara “Moon Eye” is obviously an alien and the arch nemesis of the city’s most beloved Hero, Treeman

o Aquatic Hero “Flying Thunder”!Tobirama’s civilian-marine biologist ID keeps getting kidnapped

o Reborn!Tobirama needs to keep Madara sane and honestly that’s easier than it sounds because Madara gets adorably flustered when given sincere compliments and is hilariously easy to distract with questions about his obviously-also-alien pet fish

o #I accidently started dating my brother’s arch nemesis #what do I do? #waiting online for answers

o Sanzan-han is Minion and really likes the exo-suit

o Zetsu is an evil shadow organization trying to take control of the heroes for world domination reasons

o Madara has an invisible Susanoo and as ridiculous as this world can be he’s having fun in it

o “PRESENTATION!”

· 6th World

o Immortal Cultivators AU

o Borderline-demonic/Unorthodox Sect Leader!Madara is getting chased around by Righteous Sect Inner Disciple!Tobirama because Madara keeps nabbing all the good secret treasures that Tobirama needs to prevent the demon realm from breaking free and invading

o Reborn!Tobirama realizes in hindsight that Original Goods!Madara was also trying to prevent the Demon Realm invasion because the Righteous Sects didn’t listen to his initial warnings

o Tobirama eventually pins Madara down as his Dao companion to get access to the booty loot Madara has collected/protect Madara from being targeted by unscrupulous treasure hunters

o The demons/demonic spirits are Zetsu

o Madara is playing whack-a-Zetsu and doesn’t have time for Tobirama’s nonsense

· 3 Tails Interlude

o Sanzan-han praises Madara for his top-notch seduction skillz

o Madara is So Done with this stupid godsdamned fish

o Sanzan-han mentions but doesn’t explain that the accumulation of “affection points” will start having a notable effect on Tobirama soon – so gambatte, Mada-sama!

o Madara tries to ignore the constant hooking up in favour of plotting new ways to kill Zetsu – seeing as the creature is the only thing he can kill in the Other-Worlds without losing the “ExP” that will allow his return home

· 7th World

o Geode Betting Modern AU

o Carver!Madara is a picky spoiled artiste who got blamed for ruining Tobirama’s family

o Reborn-with-Treasure-Senses Appraiser!Tobirama is determined to “get revenge in advance” on Madara only to realize what a dork Madara is

o Tobirama frantically backs off on his face-slapping plot only to overcompensate his way into dating a crazy artist

o #oops

o Zetsu are the yakuza involved in rigging the Geode betting

o Madara is confused by the lack of open warfare but thinks this is a nice vacation

· 8th World

o Greek Monsters AU

o Gorgon!Madara has the strongest stone-gaze in History

o Heroic Demigod!Tobirama arrives to take off Madara’s head for prophecy reasons

o Tobirama’s Quest ends in tragedy – turns out ghosts/guardians of the Underworld don’t turn to stone so Tobirama can’t bring his little brothers out using Madara’s decapitated head

o Madara is hiding from Reborn!Tobirama because he wants to keep in head on his neck, fuckdammit and accidently interrupts the murder of Kawarama and Itama via even more accidental kidnapping

o Tobirama just wants to apologize for overreacting to a very ambiguously worded prophecy that he self-fulfilled – Tobirama is really, really very sorry, really – also wtf give him back his baby brothers

o Zetsu is the Oracle of Kaguya who killed Tobirama’s little brothers and wanted Tobirama/Madara cursed/dead

· 9th World

o Sentinels and Guides are Known AU

o SSS Guide!Madara is 100% going to cut a bitch if these special fucking snowflake godsdamned Sentinels don’t piss off and leave him alone

o 6-sense Alpha Sentinel Prime!Tobirama does not want a Guide who will only slow him down with their coddling nature

o Tobirama rejects Madara/doesn’t acknowledge their nascent connection

o Reborn!Tobirama wakes up out of a zone – wakes up after pulling the Guide he recognized far too late as his own out of the depths of the bay – and promptly terrifies his entire family by going hyper-focused and borderline feral as he takes off to hunt down his Guide

o Tobirama’s Guide – his Guide who is still alive – still alive and not drowned

o Reborn!Tobirama has some lingering trauma to work through btw

o Madara terrifies so many people when he starts inducing hallucinations as a defense mechanism

o Zetsu are dark Sentinel cult masquerading as a shady government organization

· 10th World

o Classic D&D AU

o Harpy Queen!Madara is being plotted against

o Necromancer!Tobirama regrets killing Madara and keeping his soul in a jar when he finds out the truth

o Tobirama let’s Izuna “mete justice” – protip: Uchiha Harpies are actually Furies

o Reborn!Tobirama decides he quite enjoys being Madara’s concubine

o Madara lays an egg

o The Demon Gods trying to break loose and destroy all life get kicked back into the Underworld – insert Zetsu smiting here

o Hashirama is traumatized by his little brother’s loincloth

· 4 Tails Interlude

o Madara throws an epic tantrum over the egg-laying thing

o Sanzan-han doesn’t understand his deal but obligingly flees screaming in terror anyway

· 11th World

o Imperial Court AU

o Fire Priest!Madara is given as a “bride” to Imperial Prince Tobirama to remove Tobirama from the line of succession

o Tobirama considered a “holy child” by the Fire devotees due to his red eyes

o Tobirama realizes too late that his opinion of his “wife” was manipulated so that he wouldn’t be able to gather his full strength to compete with his enemies

o Reborn!Tobirama has goals to 1. Be gay, and; 2. Commit Treason

o Zetsu as the scheming Minister who is actually the bastard child of Empress Dowager Kaguya

o Madara turns the court upside down and shakes because he’s bored and vindictive

· 12th World

o Beastmen in Space AU

o The Tribes are even more stupidly competitive than shinobi Clans but have more space (lol) to spread out so they aren’t at full war with each other

o Snow Leopard!Madara has a female beast form as most Uchiha males do – Uchiha females tend to have male Beast Forms

o Uchiha Do Not switch forms in Public/on the Battlefield and also the Uchiha don’t gender the way the other Tribes do

o White Tiger!Tobirama only discovers this after the Uchiha are destroyed by hostile invasion of Borg-type enemies

o Zetsu are the Borg knockoffs

o Reborn!Tobirama starts courting Madara because rowr and peace happens because kittens – yay!

o Madara uses his carving skills to create power stones that allow High Level Beasts to control themselves

· 13th World

o Castlevania-esque Vampire AU

o Vampires and Humans share a world but live in different realities thanks to magic sub-dimensions

o Vampire Prince!Madara is lazy and hedonistic

o Vampire Prince!Tobirama is disdainful of Madara’s magpie brain

o Zetsu is the Religious extremist Vampire cult that realizes that Madara is the key to tearing down the veil and bleeds him dry to shatter the barrier separating the worlds and free the first vampire Kaguya

o Reborn!Tobirama absolutely refuses to allow the Veil to get torn down again so he gets stupidly “devoted and jealous” over his previously despised betrothed

o Madara is rather offended that the blood drinking is sexy and also that Tobirama is a tasty snack

· 14th World

o Merfolk AU

o Devil Firefish Mer!Madara always knew that the merfolk from the deeper waters would only visit the Volcanic Reef to mate and leave, especially the sharks – but he had still wanted to hope for something more…

o Great White Mer!Tobirama only ever left the Kelp Forest to guard his more hormone driven kin when the pod headed to shallower waters to spawn and let the fry gather strength in the protection of the cove before heading back home

o Tangling with the pretty, poisonous leader of the Uchiha pod was a mistake that could be entirely blamed on his brother’s tendency to overindulge in urchin-spines and share his vices with every mer in the vicinity

o Someone (see: Zetsu) fucks up and pisses off the Ocean

o Seaquakes and the resulting tsunami’s drive all the mer to the deepest-water cities to wait out the disasters

o Madara gets eaten by a giant kraken while defending the fry – Tobirama arrives just in time to see Madara and their son get torn in half

o Reborn!Tobirama courts Madara properly and the Uchiha pod moves into the sea-caves because the coral as too fragile for Tobirama’s peace of mind

o Zetsu are creepy seaweed/anglerfish things

· 15th World

o Virtual Reality Game AU

o Code-writer!Tobirama develops Kenjutsu Mania Online in an attempt to revive his comatose little brothers

o Overworked Detective!Madara gets suckered into the VR game with his little brothers

o Crazy Person (Kaguya) traps all the players in a death game – as you do

o Tobirama gets exposed as a game designer and PK’d

o Reborn!Tobirama parties with Madara and gets married for the ExP bonus

o Zetsu are a computer virus AI like Agent Smith

o Madara uses IRL weapon skills to break the game and his character build before he smashes the Crazy Person open like an overripe melon

o All the little brothers wake up

· 5 Tails Interlude

o Sanzan-han is very proud! Mada-sama is halfway there!

o Madara is throwing a huge fit over giving birth in 2 out of 5 worlds

o But Mada-sama, the massive amount of affection points!

o Fuck your affection points!

o That’s the spirit, Mada-sama!

· 16th World

o Modern Wizards AU

o Dragon Keeper!Madara trips over poachers/dark wizards who kidnapped Ancient Runes Master!Tobirama for evil-ritual-sacrifice purposes

o They accidently end up in a Marriage Bond

o Tobirama suspects Madara of being a Dark Wizard

o Madara is framed and executed – only for the real culprit to be exposed a few months later

o The real culprit is Kaguya and Zetsu natch

o Tobirama explodes a Time Turner

o Reborn!Tobirama drags his new spouse Dark Wizard hunting

o Couple Therapy for dumb Wizards go

· 17th World

o ID Porn in a Miraculous AU

o Masked Hero Phoenix is consistently pursued and wooed by his partner in crime fighting, Dragon

o PoliSci TA!Madara has a raging brain crush on Bio-Chem Doctorate Student!Tobirama

o An ill-advised insult/rejection causes Phoenix to darken and self-destruct

o A grief-stricken Dragon “teleports” his mind back in time

o Madara is so confused by Tobirama and his new stalker tendencies

o Kaguya is RabbitMoth and Zetsu are the Akuma

· 18th World

o Really Cheap Silmarillion Knockoff AU

o Spell-Singer!Madara is driven mad by an Oath that was forced on him by a Messenger done Dark

o Kaguya as the evil god and Zetsu as her evil Messenger

o Forger!Tobirama doesn’t pay attention to extenuating circumstances until it’s too late and the bodies are buried

o The World goes to shit for 3 ages because Tobirama’s shinies are the shiniest

o Reborn!Tobirama devotes himself to fucking over Zetsu’s evil schemes and making pretty baubles for Madara

o The fact that Madara’s new hairpin can level a mountain range is incidental and has nothing to do with Tobirama’s paranoia

o An ancient mystery re. parentage is solved when Madara sings Kagami into being right on schedule – Tobirama is delighted to assist this time

· 19th World

o Steampunk AU a la FF flavour

o Enemy Nation!Madara is the Prince/General who goes crazy due to infection from alien viral lifeform

o HoL Companion!Tobirama as a Prince of the protag Nation who are prophesized to save the world from Calamity

o World goes to shit

o Zetsu is the Scourge and Kaguya is Jenova/the Accursed

o Tobirama is too impatient to wait out the “time-skip”

o Reborn!Tobirama sneaks into the enemy stronghold – finds pre-infection!Madara imprisoned with tiny clone-child Kagami and steals them both

o Cue roadtrip shenanigans as both sides try to track them down

o Madara gets to one-man-army the forces of evil – Tobirama is very impressed

· 20th World

o Demon Hunter AU

o Incubus!Madara has a “food allergy” and has been stuck at the physical age of 13 being fed energy by his family members for the last 200 years

o Functionally Ace Demon Hunter!Tobirama pegs Madara for a sex demon on sight because the lust whammy is legit the most distracting thing to ever happen to him and that incubus looks like a child ew

o Tobirama sets a trap for Madara and is mean about it because he doesn’t appreciate the second-hand bad-touch feelings – trigger warning: allusions to non-con gangbang

o Madara kills the “bait” and Tobirama bursts into the room

o Tobirama sees adult!Madara in the aftermath of the carnage and is horrified to recognize his soulmate

o Madara proceeds to vomit blood and dies at Tobirama’s feet – the allergy is no joke

o Tobirama learns about Madara’s “allergy” from revenge rampage Izuna – recognizes that Izuna is Touka’s soulmate and doesn’t fight back

o Tobirama regrets so hard he magics his soul back in time to the day he first saw Madara

o The most awkward dating adventure begins

o Zetsu are the actually evil demons who eat people for real – and not in the fun way Uchiha do

· 21st World

o Gods AU

o Ocean Kami!Tobirama realizes too late that he loved Volcano!Kami Madara and was unable to rescue him from the Underworld – that trick never works

o Reborn!Tobirama starts bringing Madara tributes, averts the Twilight of the Gods via shameless debauchery, and accidently builds a tropical island honeymoon palace to spoil Madara in

o Zetsu are the evil servants of the “god-eating Titan” Kaguya

· 6 Tails Interlude

o Lots of Madara screaming about how the Powers That Be are far too fucking obsessed with seeing Madara get railed

o Sanzan-han goes no-duh, most lifeforms devote about 99% of their spare life energy towards reproductive efforts

o Madara is very grumpy about being a SSS Class Ninja Nightmare reduced to pillow-book wish-fulfillment fantasy fodder

· 22nd World

o Noodle Dragon AU

o Dragon King of the Northern Ocean!Tobirama and Quetzalcoatl!Madara courting shenanigans

o OTL!Tobirama fucked up and led Hunters (Zetsu) to OTL!Madara’s nest and they stole his heart for black magic doomsday ritual

o Madara ended up a stone statue curled around the shattered remains of his first egg

o Reborn!Tobirama is determined to be a properly attentive mate

o Madara is resigned to laying eggs again

· 23rd World

o GoT-knockoff Medieval AU

o Madara gets burned at the stake as a witch, doesn’t die, and then gets torn apart by a terrified mob

o Northern Lord!Tobirama realizes that he done fucked up and needs Madara to beat the evil ice zombies

o Reborn!Tobirama starts wooing an extremely cranky pyro-prince while trying to give the Uchiha Crown Prince more positive PR with the peasantry to avoid another riot

o Zetsu are the Others, Kaguya as the Night Queen

· 24th World

o ‘Taur AU – Tribal Setting

o Leopard-Taur!Madara lives high up in the Mountains

o Tiger-Taur!Tobirama is poisoned and delirious during a fated encounter – he doesn’t learn what happened or who saved him until after both prides are mostly destroyed

o Reborn!Tobirama manages to avoid delirium induced amnesia and starts stalking Madara with the intent to make love not war

o Zetsu are corrupted from using radioactive/poisonous Power Stones to boost strength, Kaguya is actually parasite queen

· 25th World

o Exorcists and Ghosts AU

o Cursed Ghost!Madara lingers in the courtyard he called home while he was alive

o Kagami wanders in during the ghost hour and Madara shoves him into a cabinet to protect him

o Exorcist!Tobirama finds out that Madara was still protecting Kagami from the devil spirits – not haunting him – only after the devils grow stronger and get free after ghost!Madara is destroyed

o Reborn!Tobirama needs to figure out a way to woo his past incarnation’s very justifiably angry murdered consort before Madara denies Tobirama visitation rights

o Zetsu are devil spirits who cursed Madara to death, Kaguya wants to consume Kagami for power

· 26th World

o Midsummer Night’s Dream AU

o Fairy Prince!Tobirama gets dosed with love potion

o Meets Dark Forest King!Madara

o Falls in potion induced love – which gets Tobirama invested enough to forget his previous prejudices and fall in True Love

o Then Madara dies

o Reborn!Tobirama is now immune to Love Potions because he is in True Love with Madara – fuck you, cheating bastard traitors to the Fairy Crown

o Tobirama runs off into the Dark Forest to snag himself a Goblin King (and break Hashirama out of Love Potion induced insanity, natch)

o Zetsu as the dirtbag fiancée, Kaguya as the dark fairy trying to take over both kingdoms

· 27th World

o Naga AU

o Banded Sea Kriat!Tobirama tangles with in-heat Black Hooded Tiger Snake!Madara and doesn’t realize until later that the whole situation was a bloodmage trap

o Zetsu are the bloodmages

o Tobirama finds Madara’s still bleeding skinned body a few weeks after they tangle – manages to get Madara’s skin and their still-curing egg back from the hunting team

o Tobirama tries to save their egg and fails – it was taken from Madara too soon

o Tobirama hunts down the bloodmage and dies in killing them

o Reborn!Tobirama gives Madara proper aftercare – notes the bloody wound from the unwanted heat inducing potion – and hauls Madara back to his den for proper nesting

· 28th World

o Magical Knight AU

o Storm Knight!Tobirama damages Evil General!Madara’s control seal during the battle of the week

o Tobirama then runs into amnesiac in civilian ID Madara after the fight and goes on a date

o Tobirama still end up killing Madara when the brainwashing is reapplied – prolonged death scene reveals that Madara was mind-controlled not committing betrayal

o Reborn!Tobirama puts significantly more effort into ensuring that the control seal is completely removed from “General Indra”

o Madara helps defeat the Ancient Evil while wearing leather booty shorts

o Kaguya as Mettalia, Zetsu as the Youma

· 7 Tails Interlude

o Forget about the indignity of being Tobirama’s go-to baby incubator – Madara is absolutely flipping his shit over the booty shorts

o Sanzan-han thought they were quite flattering on you, Mada-sama!

· 29th World

o Blood Magic AU

o Demon Lord!Madara gets honeytrapped by Blood Mage!Tobirama and stabbed from behind by Hashirama

o Tobirama turns Madara’s body into a scrying gem to steal his powers and secrets

o Snooping through Madara’s memories of their courtship lets Tobirama discover that Madara’s “evil plot” was a baby Kagami now cold in his cradle

o Reborn!Tobirama is doing everything in his power to keep his family from finding out about Madara because the Senju’s whole “thing” is demon hunting and stealing their magic

o Kaguya as the creepy Ancestor of the Senju clan who started the demon killing habit, Zetsu as the twisted remains of Senju elders who cursed themselves due to magic addiction

· 30th World

o Phantom Thief AU

o Kaito!Tobirama has to watch as his dear Detective!Madara gets gunned down by the Black Organization

o Reborn!Tobirama first tries to send Madara away for his own safety – has a control freak panic attack when he can’t see Madara

o Tobirama proceeds to go full disclosure overcompensation trying to keep Madara safe

o Madara is a Sigh and steals all nine bijuu tama while Tobirama is sorting himself out

o … Tobirama would like to know when his dear Detective learned to pick locks but before that there is a very serious problem that has arisen in Tobirama’s pants that needs to be dealt with because that was the smoothest heist Tobirama has ever borne witness to holy shit

o Zetsu as the Black Organization looking for the magic gem Kaguya

· 31st World

o Transformers AU

o Decepticon!Madara is Sunspot and Autobot!Tobirama is Whitespace

o The Great War happens – Kaguya-as-Unicron wakes up and eats most of the planet and population

o “That’s no moon.”

o Whitespace yeets his spark back in time and attempts to if not stop then at least delay the start of the Great War

o Reborn!Whitespace ends up pair-bonding with Sunspot to rob the Decepticons of their Air Commander

o A 3rd faction forms separate from the High Council versus Violent Terrorist Extremists options

· 32nd World

o Beauty and the Beast meets Hanahaki Tragedy AU

o Imprisoned Guest!Tobirama heads home for The Visit and stays away too long – not longer than he promised, but Beast!Madara was days away from suffocation

o Tobirama comes back to a silent castle and finds Madara on his bed surrounded by blood and the flowers that had burst out from under his skin

o Reborn!Tobirama is determined to break the curse – Madara is just really tired and in pain

o What kind of fucking sadist curses a kid with roses growing inside their body – Madara was 13 when this shit started and his body knows it

o True Loves Kiss ensues (and also Itama and Kawarama beat the shit out of Zetsu for cursing their new brother in law)

· 33rd World

o ABO ElfQuest-ish AU

o Alpha!Tobirama thinks he was tricked into marriage hunting Omega!Madara as part of a plot against the Senju Kingdom – everyone knows that you can’t trust Dark Elves

o Tobirama finds out too late that there are evil forces on the loose that only the Uchiha are aware of – that’s why the Dark Elves are called Dark Elves, because they hunt evil in the dark

o Madara is caught and left mutilated for Tobirama to come across just as he made up his mind to treat his mate better

o Reborn!Tobirama misses his cue from the original setup – but he still finds Madara hiding in a waterfall cave because fuck no, no more fucking fucking

o Spoiler: Madara gets fucked good and hard

o Tobirama and Madara go demon hunting together

o Zetsu are the Madkin demons created by Kaguya’s twisted flesh-shaping

· 34th World

o Wonderland AU

o Evil Dictatorship ruling family Uchiha Clan are actually held captive by their Palace – it’s a seal keeping a demon asleep and powered by the Uchiha who live inside the castle – the Uchiha don’t actually do much ruling, the Council of Elders is where the majority of the corruption is

o Revolutionary!Tobirama kidnaps Crown Prince of Hearts!Madara during the siege to “free” Wonderland which lets the demon loose so Tobirama is forced to marry Madara and have kids quick due to being responsible for the plan that killed off 99% of the Uchiha

o Also people born with red eyes get married to the Uchiha in the Kingdom of Hearts – those with red eyes have hearts that cannot be fooled or controlled (meaning they’re able to see through the demon’s tricks)

o Reborn!Tobirama has just enough time to alter his plan for the attack on the Palace of Hearts – then he walks in on the turncoat guards who gave the Revolution entry to the Palace making comments about sexually assaulting Madara

o Tobirama bursts in before Madara can break their skulls and “saves” his future husband

o Most of the Uchiha survive this time – only the Elders get killed

o Tobirama marries Madara again and gets to work on revamping the bad laws

o Zetsu is the Jabberwocky

· 35th World

o Werewolf Fighting Ring AU

o Alpha Werewolf!Tobirama was unwillingly mated to Alpha Werewolf!Madara when he was caught and held prisoner by slave traffickers

o Tobirama rejects Madara once they’re free of the arena but makes sure to “payback” Madara for his “humiliation” first

o Madara had been given heat drugs the entire time and didn’t remember what Tobirama resented him for

o Madara ends up dying from mate-loss

o Tobirama is focused on bringing down the slavery ring and doesn’t know Madara died – until Hashirama sends him a letter about how his mate “didn’t make it through the birth” and asking him to get back for the funeral

o Tobirama finally slows down – reads the file on Madara he has been ignoring since he found it – and breaks

o Reborn!Tobirama is focused on treating Madara as a proper mate while also getting revenge on the Slavers

o Madara is going to rip out so many throats out over being pregnant again

o Zetsu as the warlocks running the slave rings to feed Kaguya power

· 36th World

o Star Wars AU

o By-the-Code Jedi!Tobirama tends to bisect all the “darksiders” he runs into – kills Izuna during a mission

o Madara does full dark-side rage and Empress Kaguya takes over

o Zetsu as the Darkside clone army

o Reborn!Tobirama is a lot less saber-happy and has learned that the Uchiha are not dark – more wild/grey

o Ends up Force Bonded to Madara to bring Balance

· 8 Tails Interlude

o Madara has a screaming breakdown to the tune of “why fucking Tobirama?!?!?!”

o Sanzan-han is like “He resented you the most? Duh? No Evil Abolishing Resentment System?”

o Madara tries his best to fry the stupid gods-be-damned-twice fish

· 37th World

o Sex Slave Soulmate AU

o War-Mage!Tobirama uses borderline-forbidden magic to make Kagami – shatters his soulmate link to do so, which is what makes the magic unpopular but not illegal as nobody is actually “harmed” by the spell

o Note: Kagami is now the living embodiment of the link

o Kagami finds Courtesan!Madara in a high-end brothel that is a front for nobles to buy magically bound sex-slaves – this is actually super forbidden magic, btw

o Tobirama saves Madara and the other enslaved thralls while rescuing Kagami

o Madara had enough magic to fight against the enchantment and managed to get Kagami out of the brothel – that’s how Tobirama knew where to attack

o No follow through after the rescue – Madara and the others are left under the enslavement seals

o Madara ends up assaulted/dead/silenced by the nobles who used to patronize the brothel and slave market

o Reborn!Tobirama moves faster and has already figured out how to break the enslavement curse – gets to the brothel before Madara manages to get Kagami out again

o Mexican standoff ensues – Tobirama rescues his soulmate and kid

o Madara gets freed from the curse

o Courting ensues when their soulmark repairs when they touch after the curse is broken

o Kaguya as the evil mage who was using the brothels as a power source, Zetsu as her simulacrum servants

· 38th World

o Mythos AU

o Dragon!Tobirama is married to Phoenix!Madara and resents it

o Madara has bad PR and Tobirama listens to rumours so he ignores Madara as much as he can

o Civil War erupts – Madara hides Kagami when their Palace is attacked and is a distraction

o Tobirama finds his spouse ritually violated to steal his “fire”

o Reborn!Tobirama is a much more enthusiastic spouse and realizes that Madara is a fluffy sap

o Zetsu as the invading horde of magic thieves

· 39th World

o Angels AU

o Angel!Tobirama is “tempted” by Fallen!Madara

o Tobirama kills Madara and kicks off a new War In Heaven

o Regret hits when Tobirama finds Kagami’s body after Danzo kills him… in an exact mirror of how Tobirama tricked Madara

o Reborn!Tobirama decides to “prove” that Madara is “evil” before killing him this time to keep the War from happening again

o Tobirama gets his nose rubbed in Madara’s ability to love his family

o Zetsu as actual demons who are trying to kill off both Angels and Fallen

· 40th World

o Fae Marriage Hunt AU

o Winter Fae!Tobirama was a petty bastard and resisted his betrothal to the point a Marriage Hunt was the only option

o Skinchanger!Madara wins the Hunt

o The peace between the High Court and the Wild Hunt collapses after Madara is killed during a diplomatic meeting

o Reborn!Tobirama decides to play along/use his “marriage” to make the peace permanent

o Tobirama gets his misconceptions challenged when Madara rides his cooperative “willing” bride into the ground

o Kaguya as an evil Fairy Queen with Zetsu as her Greymalkin

· 41st World

o The Mummy AU

o Archeologist!Tobirama accidently triggers mummy!Madara’s awakening and the crazy demon cultists take advantage

o Madara lets Tobirama kill him rather than let the cultists sacrifice Tobirama

o Tobirama gets an info dump on Madara’s trauma

o Reborn!Tobirama uses the evil cult to resurrect Madara properly and woos the ancient shogun like a boss

o Kaguya as even more ancient evil Mummy and Zetsu as obsessed cultists

· 42nd World

o Labyrinth AU

o Adventurer!Tobirama keeps meeting a mysterious “king” in his dreams – King of the Labyrinth!Madara keeps a veil over his head and his hands covered by extra-long fluttery sleeves

o Tobirama has to beat the Labyrinth to rescue his little brothers

o Paranoid Tobirama gets tricked into betraying Madara by goblin Zetsu – the Labyrinth collapses

o Tobirama’s little brothers are killed along with all the other kidnapped children – the energy from their deaths and the destruction of the Labyrinth is used to fuel the resurrection of a Demon God Kaguya

o Tobirama dies taking his revenge after learning the full story

o Reborn!Tobirama is much more willing to “dance” with Madara now that he knows Madara is as much or more a prisoner than the stolen children

o Madara was used as a lure – his fingers bound in wire and his eyes sewn shut – but they miscalculated because Madara was still the King and wouldn’t let anyone who can’t complete his Labyrinth reach the children

o Tobirama completes the Labyrinth… after he frees Madara

o Yay romantic dance sequences

· 43rd World

o Four Kings AU

o Byakko!Tobirama gets trapped in a blood-and-wine seal

o Suzaku!Madara runs afoul of Tobirama’s enemies, kills them all in a rage, and trips into Tobirama’s trap with him

o Violent coitus ensues

o Madara breaks the seal once the trap’s power has been exhausted and runs away

o Tobirama wakes up with a blank memory as a result of the seal

o Madara lays an egg – Kagami hatches

o Zetsu as Minions of the God-Eater Kaguya catch Madara while he’s weak and sacrifice him thinking he still contains the combined essence of Byakko and Suzaku

o Hey but actually Madara’s power was at a low ebb because he spent it all on Kagami so no resurrections for you, stupid doomsday cult

o Tobirama rescues Kagami – baby bird begs the tiger to save his mama – is too late

o Reborn!Tobirama gets to watch his past!self deflower the avatar of Suzaku and oh shit that means Kagami is my son? Tobirama is a scream

o Time to gather the Four Kings and destroy a Demon Cult! Mito is Seiryuu and Hashirama is Genbu.

· 44th World

o Warprize Ger AU

o Imperial Prince!Tobirama is given as a consort to Ger Emperor Madara as part of a Senju plot

o Tobirama is unaware that his attendants are using him to poison Madara but is super pissed at his father for giving him away as a treaty gift

o Madara dies birthing Kagami but reveals to Tobirama that he was glad to marry him – Kagami is worth it and Tobirama was the only man to ever give Madara flowers

o Kagami learns that it was a Senju plot that killed his mother and hates Tobirama for his part in it

o War erupts between the Uchiha Empire and the Senju Kingdom again and destroys both countries

o Reborn!Tobirama decides to overturn all his father’s plan and dotes on his Imperial Spouse – so manyflowers are given

o Madara is an amazing Emperor and newly crowned Emperor Hashirama is super thrilled to have such peaceful relations with his neighbour thanks to Tobirama’s beautiful love story

· 45th World

o Buddy-cop StarTrek Federation AU

o Senju-With-Tentacles, Psychic!Uchiha-With-Horns

o PHEREMONE MARKERS~!!

o Zetsu are the Borg

o Kagami is a Tube Baby

· 9 Tails Interlude

o Madara is freaking the fuck out the last set of worlds were uniquely traumatizing – especially the Labyrinth one

· 46th World

o Loveless AU

o Sacrifice!Madara has learned to fight on auto – the first Sacrifice to figure out how to do so, and he doesn’t stop fighting even when his Fighter shows up

o Fighter!Tobirama never wanted a Sacrifice because he didn’t want them to get hurt and he sees Madara acting as a Fighter so he doesn’t believe that Madara is a Sacrifice

o The name of their Bond is Devotion

o Madara gets targeted by a swarm of Dr. Kaguya’s fake-bonded Zetsu

o Tobirama finds Madara’s body in Kaguya’s lab and uncovers the Bond too late to save his Sacrifice

o Reborn!Tobirama is hyper overprotective and Madara trounces his Fighter’s ass up and down the street until he feels better about living in a reality with a world-wide virginity fetish

· 47th World

o Witch Madara and Magical Creature Tobirama

o Tobirama is cursed into a human form

o Tricked into thinking that he has to kill Madara/a Witch to get the curse broken?

o It was all a lie

o Tobirama twisting the curse to go back in time instead of dying

o Madara is too gods-be-damned-again tired for this nonsense

· 48th World

o Stargate AU

o Head Scientist of the Expedition Tobirama

o Leader of the surviving “Ancients” Madara

· 49th World

o Welcome to Nightvale AU

o Tobirama, the Scientist

o Madara, the Sherriff of the Secret Police

· 50th World

o BDSM AU

o Tobirama IDS as a Switch but he’s service oriented non-dynamic instead

o Madara thinks toys/scenes are silly – demi-romantic/grey-ace Madara rides again

o Tobirama has cultural dissonance meeting a “Dom” who likes being the one fucked

· 51st World

o TRON?

· 52nd World

o Tyrant CEO/Entertainment Circle

· 53rd World

o From another world AU

o Tobirama drops into Fantasy Land from a Modern-ish Naruto World

o Madara as the Villainous Noble who was “jealous” of Tobirama’s magic power

· 54th World

o Last Unicorn AU

o Madara is the Kirin

o Tobirama as a Wizard who likes Science more

· 55th World

o Dragon Raja AU

· 10 Tails Interlude

o Sanzan-han reveals why they were helping Madara – and fade to black

· Return to the Warring Clans Era

o Canon is About to Be Diverted

o Madara is back on the battlefield where Izuna died

o Promptly summons Sanzan-han to stop this fucking bullshit – Sanzan-han has ascended and become a massive dragon so yeah the battle is definitely over now

o Tobirama appears to be having a migraine – whoops looks like the arrival of Sanzan-han has started the data-dump of all Tobirama’s System-generated memories into canon!Tobirama

o Peace and Konoha happen

· Epilogue/Extras

o Tobirama has Suspicions regarding his shiny new memories – especially because he remembers seeing that fish. Everywhere. All the time. Stupid fish.

o Everyone is very confused by how fast Tobirama and Madara get over the war and hook up but yay peace? Also Madara and Tobirama somehow make a baby and everyone is too busy trying to figure out how that works to complain anymore.

#Sanjuno's ficwork #NEARS #No Evil Abolishing Resentment System #MadaTobi #TobiMada #Pray for me friends this is how I die #Transmigrator meets Reincarnator #In which Sanjuno gets to be pretentious about how her MC hooking up with the ML is required for plot larger purposes than mere romance #NaNoWriMo 2020

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Heres a wip of a sequel.

Dmviolence, by jade

Hello, if youre hearing this, it probably means im dead. Either that, or im alive and just got tired of keeping this hidden. You might remember my voice from a previous recording about a takeover in sector ⬽:➻, in which id helped prevent total annihilation of the sector. At the time i was unnamed, however now you may call me Kalton. After the takeover i resigned and moved to a job at a dmv. This planet was, for some reason, in one of the most tactically advantageous locations in the galaxy. And for some reason the higher ups dedicated the whole damn planet to dmvs. Dont ask why. Now, onto the story.

I woke up, and i put on my emerald green contact lenses. Just like any other day. I put on a basic white t-shirt and a leather bomber jacket along with a pair of jean shorts. If you cant tell by now, im gay.

I live in a small apartment. By small apartment i mean a bedroom, a bathroom and a kitchen all crammed into 2 rooms. I hopped out the bedroom window onto my motorcycle. It was a diamond white motorcycle with deep red stripes along the sides and the handlebars. My pride and joy. I put on my jet black helmet and took off towards my job at the, you guessed it, dmv.

Chapter 2

I pulled up in the parking lot and took off my helmet, my blue hair a total rats nest. The doors were push doors, yet i somehow ALWAYS pulled first. I entered the dmv and went to my station. A few hours passed by and no one had come in yet, which was unusual. So naturally i decided to sit down on the floor, put in my earbuds, and enjoyed some heavy metal. A few more hours passed by, and usually by now i wouldve been yelled at by my boss. This struck me as odd so i stood up. I really wish i hadnt stood up. The place had been completely destroyed. There were drop pods crashed in through the roof and they all had the ERGON logo on them. Ergon was a multi trillion dollar pencil manufacturing company with its own military. They had previously tried to take over sector ⬽:➻ when i had been working there. I was not looking forwards to what was about to happen.

Quickly, i ducked back onto the floor before anyone saw me. There were 4 riot soldiers holding this building. This was gonna be fun. The riot soldiers are your stereotypical riot gear and police baton soldiers. But these guys had laser batons and the riot gear gave them heightened strength and speed. They also had some, dare I say, shitty energy pistols. I crawled over to one of the soldiers who wasnt being watched and broke their neck. Carefully I took the baton and the pistol. Slowly crawled my way back to my station and checked the shot count in the pistol. I had 6 shots, just enough to take care of the remaining three soldiers. I stood up quickly and shot each soldier twice in the head. First shot to open the riot helmet, second shot to kill. I vaulted over the counter and grabbed the three pistols. These things were so stupid. You couldnt even remove the clips. Once you ran out of shots, the pistol was useless. Nonetheless, i didnt have any choice. I had a laser baton and 18 total shots in 3 pistols.

Upon leaving the building, my motorcycle was one of the few things to survive. It had alot of scratches and damage, but it still worked. The helmet was shattered however. I mounted the motorcycle and took off towards the next closest dmv. Maybe id find some better gear there.

Chapter 3

Pulling up next to the second dmv i immediately noticed 3 things. 1: there was blood everywhere. 2: there were 25 soldiers here. And 3: they all had energy weapons. The reason these things are relevant is because energy weapons dont cause bloodshed. This was the result of something else. Something new i hadnt dealt with yet.

I drove up and ran over 5 of the soldiers. This was probably an incredibly bad idea, seeing as i had 18 shots, enough for 9 kills, and there were 20 soldiers left. Every single soldier turned to me and i, being the absolute genius that i am, welded the front of one of the pistols shut with the laser baton, shot it off, and threw it into thei crowd of soldiers. It exploded, releasing a shockwave of energy and disabling the soldiers. I then used the baton to cut through the riot gear and kill the soldiers. I felt like a badass. That is until a mechanical looking wolf jumped at me and started trying to rip my face off.

The wolf was a frostwolf, except it had been placed into a mechanical frame and its teeth and claws had been replaced with lasers. I tried to bash it off of me with the baton but it just bit it in two. This gave me just enough time to grab an energy pistol and shoot the wolf. It kept trying to kill me amd i wasted a whole clip on it until suddenly, the dog started to levitate in the air and got thrown aside into a wall. I got up and was instantly frozen in place. Thats when.. she walked up.

Chapter 4

The she i am reffering to is ebony. A goth/punk wannabe with light blue tear shaped eyes and black hair with purple streaks. Shes a bitch whos mind got too powerful and now she can move things without touching them. Shes been chasing me for months. Not in a murderous way. Shes just obsessed with me. Ive tried to tell her im gay but she wont listen. And now im at her mercy.

She walked up to me and kissed me on the cheek. I hated it. She looked as if she was contemplating whether or not to free me when a pod came down from the sky and crushed her. Thank god. But i honestly wouldve rathered suffered at her hand than deal with what i had to deal with next...

Out of the pod came the warden. The goddamn warden from sector ⬽:➻. Last id seen him hed been in the same situation as ebony. Crushed to death under a pod. But this time, instead of being on my side, he was here to kill me. He was huge. Like seriously huge. He was at least 8 feet tall and shaped like gaston. Whos gaston? Nobody knows these days. But its basically a way to say "extremely buff and wide". Back to the story. The warden wasnt looking very good, considering the rotten skin, obviously quickly patched together face, and muscles hanging loose out of his skin. His rotting ruined body was held together by an exoskeleton of chromium-tungsten alloy. Nothing i had was gonna cut through that. I was gonna have to get creative here..

The warden had 2 weapons, both of them were his fists. Huge gauntlets that were each about the size of a cow. Definitely bigger than his previous set. They were a golden green metal i couldnt identify. But i didnt want to get hit with one to try and find out. I ran. I ran as fast i could run into the dmv and hid. I could hear the wardens footsteps. It was as if a small earthquake happened each time he took a step.

I peeked over the desk i was hiding behind and saw him punch through the 2 desks opposite to me. It took no effort and i couldve sworn i saw him smile. Obviously i didnt. Cause he didnt have a mouth anymore. But if he did, he definitely wouldve smiled. I took a shot to get his attention and ran off towards the wall. The warden was definitely faster than i expected.

Luckily i managed to dodge the blow by a centimeter. The metal smelled of decaying flesh and popcorn. The wardens blow punched a huge hole in the wall. I hope you see where im going with this.

I ran off to another wall and we repeated this same process a number of times until the building was barely still up. I ran out the doors and threw the baton at the last of the supports, cutting through it and causing the building to collapse in on the warden. He wasnt getting out of that. I decided to search the rubble to see if i could find anything worth taking. I found a new baton, a flame rifle and a few more energy pistols.

The flame rifle was a very interesting design. The sides were painted jet black with flame decals scattered about. You could feel the heat on the inside and it made the gun warm to the touch. Comfortable to hold. Other than that though, it looked like an old fashioned 8.59mm sniper rifle. It had 4 shots remaining, so id have to use it sparingly.

I grabbed some scrap materials out of the rubble to make a holster for it and put it on my back.

The energy pistols just dangled from a keychain. The baton was simply turned off and placed through a hole in the back pockets of my shorts. I ran to my motorcycle and drove off, i needed to find out more. I had questions, and i had a sneaking suspicion that i knew where to find the answers.

I drove off again, i was dirty and there was blood on me and my bike. I probably looked like a serial killer. But i knew that if anyone was still alive, itd be jayden. They were.. well. They were a vampire. They lived in a swampland area and wore sparkly rainbow shirts and a huge sunhat. The sunhat allowed them to go outside in the sun, and they only drank coconut water. They also had a crazy amount of weaponry and used to work at ergon, before being fired for stealing weaponry. By the way, if you havent noticed by now, im using they/them to refer to jayden. Jayden doesnt have a gender. Jayden.. is kind of my crush. It probably has something to do with the fact that theyre the only person on this planet who talks to me. Other than ebony.. but ebony is... not my type i guess. Anyways, back to jayden. Jayden was on the roof of their swamp shack drinking coconut water out of a wine glass. I yelled up at them and they fell off the roof onto my back. I guess i cushioned their fall. Jayden immediately said "What do you need dear" without waiting for me to stand up, and shattered the wine glass. I informed them of the situation and asked the questions i had. Things like "what are the ergon soldiers defences like on their ships" and "how did they reanimate the warden" they had answers.

Jayden told me about the new security measures that had been put in place since id last been on an ergon ship. There was now a code for each teleportation pod and the gaurds had doubled. As for the warden, it turns out jayden was actually the first test run in reanimation sciences, and couldnt answer me because they had been unconcious in a lab when the warden was reanimated. That explained the vampire undead thing. Jayden invited me into the shack where they pulled a nail out of the floorboards and it turned into a ramp to the basement. Down in the basement? Thats where jayden kept their weapons they stole. And boy oh boy were there some interesting ones.

One that immediately caught my attention was the big rocket launcher. It had 3 barrels and each was a different colour, indicating a different effect. One was red, one was yellow, and one was green. The red barrel fired a normal explosive rocket, the yellow barrel fired an electromagnetic pulse rocket, and the green barrel fired an acidic explosive. And the launcher shrunk down to the size of an energy pistol when a button was pressed. It gathered up dirt and dust and garbage around it from the back to quickly convert into ammo but the only downside is that it would be difficult to use more than once in an area.

Jayden picked out an old shotgun. At first i didnt understand why, but then they loaded the clip. The clip was a huge drum that loaded in the bottom of the barrel. The drum was see through and inside you could see sawblades lined up side by side. When they pumped the shotgun a blade got lifted into a slot between the 2 shotgun barrels and started glowing red. When the trigger was pulled, the blade spun at high speeds and fired out of the slot, spinning along the ground like a wheel. It could cut through anything a baton could cut through and seemed to almost follow its target. The gun itself looked like an DP-12, except behind the pump, a large clear drum full of sawblades was in place. The blade sat between the barrels in place of the iron sights and got heated up by an electrical circut.

I also took a laser sword instead of my baton, it was just like the one that [3825968] had, except this one was about an inch longer. The final weapon i took was an acid thrower. It was basically just a watergun with acid in it. Ive always been partial to acidic weapons. If youve heard my other story, youd know why..

Jayden also took a submachine gun that fired freezing rounds. The rounds were essentially glorified waterballoons with liquid nitrogen in them. Though the rounds were bullet sized, enough shots from it would certainly freeze you in place. The freeze gun was about the size of the average human head, and was painted navy blue with blue saphire stripes placed along it. We both left the shack, me with my sword and jayden with a wine glass. We were ready to kick ass and put a stop to this.

We left and immediately both got flung into some trees. Guess who it was. It was ebony. Her body had been found and reanimated. I was starting to see a pattern. And now we had to fight the telekinetic who could kill us with a wave of her hand.

She was levitating. Her eyes were glowing red and her hair was floating in the air. She had a smile of someone about to rip your arms off and beat you with them. I tried to take a shot at her but my hand got knocked aside by an invisible force. So i tried the next best thing. Seduction. Fake seduction. Hopefully the whole dying and coming back from the dead thing didnt make her stop being weirdly obsessed with me.

While i faked surrender and complimented ebony and attempted to seduce her, jayden took aim of their ice gun and shot a burst at ebonys right arm. The arm froze in place and shattered. Hopefully that would lower the strength of her telekinetic abilities. It did. But only by about half. Which meant jayden got thrown into the air as i tried to discreetly unholster my acid gun. It wasnt discreet enough and the gun was knocked from my hand.

The gun flew forwards and the impact of hitting the ground set it off for a second, just enough to spray an acidic burn through her arm. Incapacitating her. Jayden ended up sneaking up behind her and impaling her through the skull with the shattered end of their wine glass. Finally ebony was dead for good.

The acid gun was busted, so we had to leave it behind. We got onto my motorcycle and took off towards my apartment building. We would need food if we were going to be traveling. An apartment complex would probably be full of foods, and alot of dead people who wouldnt care if we took some stuff.

#writing #scifi #fantasy violence

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