#idek how i make my sims i gotta think on this

[astralsi]

would die for a 'how i make my sims' video

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait actually,,,, SOB I WILL FOR U ANON

[ace--jace]

But don't just tease us like this! What's happening in your sims?

This ended up very long and im on mobile so no readmores oops!

Im basically just gonna copy paste what I messaged Cat the other day; Ive downloaded both the Pets and the Generations expansion packs because who doesnt want those packs?? So im having the time of my life, ok here goes~

-So I started out with AJ (me), my dog Hamlet, and my horse Keie; I'll start with the pets. Hamlet is amazing, and Keie was doing good at training for jumping and racing so I wanted to breed him so I bought Gatsby, a speckled grey, and they had a filly Seraf. Well at this point AJ had been collecting like 7 birds, three rodents, three reptiles, AND socializing with people; basically, she was stressed and decided to sell Gatsby and Seraf, Gatsby sold for 4k but I couldnt bring myself to part with Seraf just yet, so I got rid of the rodents, reptiles, and all but 3 birds. In total, the household was now: 3 birds, a dog, two horses, and AJ.

So while the animal drama was going on, AJ was attempting romance with various people cuz I want a lil baby ok? Mostly cuz there's new kid stuff in the expansion pack I downloaded; SO!! first dude she goes for isn't really her type, dont really get along, there's not a spark... and I got distracted by another more handsome dude, except this dude is married but idrc tbh I just want a baby, but he refuses my advances so FINE THEN actually good on you dude for being faithful but also HOW DARE YOU ahem....

Move on to guy #3, he's cute, he's a great kisser, we get along wonderfully~~~ who cares that he's got a gf, GIMME A BABY, except whenever we go to woohoo in the shower for some odd reason we argue??? Well come to find out that's a 'glitch' but before I knew that we'd basically gotten in so many arguments he refused to see me so my sink ends up breaking and I dont feel like fixing it so I call up a repairman and he walks in the door and immediately starts flirting with me so im like heck yeahh we'll show fucking idek his name BUT WE'LL SHOW HIM, ILL HAVE THE HANDYMAN'S BABY, plus we're both animal lovers and he's really charismatic and kind, so anyway I do a risky woohoo (from a mod) which has a 50/50 chance of getting you preggers, doesnt work, I think I tried twice with handyman cuz I remember once they did it in a pile of hay and once on the bed I think? NO BABY!!!!!!! Never saw the handyman again...........

Get back with the other dude, we end up spending a weekend at my ranch, risky woohooing all the damn time when I'm not running after the birds and horses, the dog is super self reliant he like dont care what im doing, AND SHE FINALLY IS PREGNANT!!!-

So, moving on from there we've had more updates!! Seraf's on fucking thin ice cuz she broke into my garden and trampled my one tomato plant, also she's just never happy???? So im considering selling her. AJ had a lovely baby boy, healthy and strong, named Lionel and she raises him up to a toddler without any help from his father Benjamin; she just wanted a baby to raise and take care of, but oh no what's this?????

Can it be???? Is she missing Benjamin???? Well that won't do so she brings toddler Lionel over to Benjamin's place where he lives with 3 other people, including his gf Hailey; so when they all come home, AJ does her damnedest to flirt and be as romantic with Benji as possible, in front of Hailey, to make her jealous

(Some bozo roommate mentioned being interested in pursuing a relationship, like, immediately and AJ was like dafuq is you I've got me a sexy baby daddy yo so that roommate hates me now)

Anywho, Hailey is an idiot and doesn't respond to AJ flirting with her bf and then they all get pissed cuz AJ starts making the bed like wow ok I know when im not welcome let's go Lionel

OHMYGOD and then!!!!! Benjamin came over for a visit and AJ left him in the house with the baby to go on a horse ride and well Benjamin's a fucking idiot; he left Lionel crying in his dirty highchair so I had to turn Keie around and go back home cuz Benji WAS PLAYING OUT ON THE WATER SLIDE the irresponsible idiot

Anywho, AJ still like him and she thinks they can work this out so Lionel has grown up into a young child and AJ has convinced Benjamin to break up with Hailey and Ive still gotta get rid of Seraf the Depressed Horse cuz I just cant handle her right now... Also, we've added a crow to our bird group

[spiderkittay]

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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?- college man2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?- my babyyy3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?- it's too late for that 😂4: Do you find it easy to trust others?- depends5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?- binging oitnb w babe6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?- my friend Leta probably7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?- break tf up w them8: Are you close with your dad?- yeah9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?- iiii wish 10: What are you listening to?- my girlfriend be sleepy 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?- gatorade or water12: Do you like hickeys?- yesss13: What time do you go to bed?- as of lately, like 1am14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?- not that i can recall 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?- not as accurately 16: Do you always answer your texts?- yes17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?- nope 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?- tonight19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?- my cat, my girlfriend 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?- probably something about my girlfriend 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?- my sister 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?- yup23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?- same same24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?- yeah25: In the past week, have you cried?- over oitnb 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?- not wearing one ;)))27: Do people ever call you by your last name?- no28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?- nah29: Do you have a best friend?- yes30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?- yes31: Who was your last call/text message from?- my girlfriend 32: Are you mad at anyone?- no33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?- yes34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?- 1935: How many more days until your birthday?- like 10 months 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?- yeah 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?- nah39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?-nah 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?- nope41: Do you think age matters in relationships?- don't be datin children if you're a grown ass adult 42: Are you available?- nope 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?- high school ended a week ago pls 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?- belly button 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?- yes46: Do you regret anything?- yeah 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?- my girlfriend, always 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?- i guess49: Was your last kiss a mistake?- no50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?- bc i've already gotten wrapped around my finger ;)))51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?- YES OMG SO MANH TIMES52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?- doin it rn53: What was the last thing you ate?- pizza54: Did you get any compliments today?- yes55: Where are you going on your next vacation?- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 56: Do you own anything from other countries?-yes57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?- girls58: Where have you lived most of your life?- Socal59: When was the last time you took a long drive?- idek60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?- yes61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?-no62: Who do you text the most?- my girlfriend63: What was the last movie you saw?- Wonder Woman 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?- they don't have one 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?- 0 probably 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?- nope67: Do you curse around your parents?- yes68: Are you happy with where you live?- eh69: Picture of yourself?- ;)))70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?- monogamy all the way71: Have you ever been dumped?- yup72: What do you most like about making out?- touchy hands73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?- yeah74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?- depends75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?- hair, or back76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?- my bab77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?- no78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?- what's your name @take-timeto-unwind79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?- my cat80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?- depends81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?- yup82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?- nah83: Do you miss your last sweetie?- MY CURRENT84: Last time you slow danced with someone?- prom85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?- yup86: How can I win your heart?- give me niceys (softies or whatever) OR play w my hair 87: What is your astrological sign?- taurus 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?- playing Sims89: Do you cook?- if i have to90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?- yeah91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?- n/a92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?- gotta be clean 94: Name four things that you wish you had!- money, money, my girlfriend, my cat95: Are you a player?- no 😂96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?- yeah97: Are you a tease?- @take-timeto-unwind can answer that 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?- ;)))99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?- duh100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?- yes101: Hugs or Kisses?- both ???102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?- probably 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?- idc 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?- yesss105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?- nah106: Do you flirt a lot?- yeahhh 107: Your last kiss?- gf108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?- i think so109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?- nooo110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?- BABYYY111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?- yes112: Does someone like you currently?- hopefully 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?- no114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?- ;)))115: Ever made out with just a friend?- yes 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?- i'm p happy now