#idk if that's what we call ourselves lmaoo

[dundotten]

hello friends

look what i found in the ancient depths of my image folders

THAT'S RIGHT

CLUB PENGUIN COLORING PAGES!!

let's do them

[mccoys-killer-queen]

Seeing Dokken/Lynch Mob/Ted Poley (Danger Danger) in concert

this was just at my normal go-to venue 50 minutes away

I was VERY PREPARED THIS TIME and bought a chair, blanket, hat, gloves, scarf, wore 2 pairs of pants, and my GOOD JACKET

yes this meant ppl were judging me I JUST HATE THE COLD OK

i made line friends again this time we're gonna call them Dan and Barry and they're Elder Metalheads and told stories about protecting their wives and other children at shows

Ted Poley granted me a photo pass but no one from his management gave a fuck and didn't tell the venue so I didn't get a pass :( he's such a sweet guy tho

so this guy I was hanging out with at the Sonic Slam show last summer turned out to be my one insta friend's COUSIN LOL so the two of them plus his mom got me up at the barrier LMAOO it pays off to make friends in line

I was extremely disappointed in the merch. there were literally 3 (three) shirts to choose from. That was it. Plus you could buy a CD if u wanted. They also weren't taking card. Fuck that. I bought a double vodka cranberry instead.

due to personal reasons I think I gotta stan Danger Danger now

literally I never heard a single song by them until a week ago but Ted is just so nice and fun and he put on a hell of a 30 minute show

he also threw balloons into the crowd that we had to blow up ourselves it was hilarious

there was also this little kid next to me the entire time and Ted threw him a balloon but he didn't catch it so he knelt down in front of this kid and threw like ALL the balloons at him it was so sweet ;-;

just wanna say for the record that I was there for like at least 8 core memory moments for that child last night and that balloon story was one of them

for Don't Walk Away, Ted came into the crowd bc he said 'it looks like you're having so much fun out there, I'm gonna join you!' and i couldn't find him like the entire time eoirngwoergnwerg

he also spit like a ton of times over his head and idk what it is about concert but it always makes me want men to spit on me

honestly Ted's set was the height of the show

Lynch Mob was really good and their singer... 👁👄👁

he's got crazy eyes, he's got long curly dark brown hair, and he's a petite little bitch

he also looks like Derek Day from Classless Act and Rami Malek's lovechild

his pants were TOOOOOOO LOWW 👁👄👁👁👄👁👁👄👁 i could see pubes 👁👄👁

watching George Lynch play is an otherworldly experience

at the end of their set, their drummer threw his drumsticks into the crowd and the little boy next to me caught one and everyone around him EXPLODED with joy (another core memory moment)

at one point their bassist threw his pick and I ended up getting it off the floor and giving it to this boy too

his mom thanked me secretly rogwrgtpmrtg

idk why everyone says Don Dokken can still sing I'm sorry but he can't he's worse than Vince Neil like he was literally monotone the entire time I was disappointed

despite that we were still bangin and goin nuts

Don did smile at me 3 times tho and wave at me ;-;

his stories were funny too trpptprptg like he said in Germany they eat french fries with mayo and that's the only thing he knew out to say in german in the early 80s and it's all he would eat bc of that

also he kept gushing about the crowd and the venue and how much he loves Penn's Peak and the crowd is always wild and how the venue is in the middle of nowhere (which is very correct)

there was also a red flag where Don introduced Dream Warriors with how big Patricia Arquette's boobs were when she was 16  🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

also based on everything I've heard from Ted, Dokken and their team don't sound like very nice people erogneorgtgpptt

I wanted to meet Ted afterwards but I didn't wanna push it ;-; he emailed me today offering me a pass at his show in NJ on Friday but I declined bc 1- I would have to leave straight from work 2- I would have to drive through Philadelphia 3- how is he sure they'll actually listen to him this time and 4- it's over 100 miles away so I'd have to invest in so much gas :( sorry Ted i want to but it's it's just not gonna be worth it

[kofetalesnbpdchaos-leoreaper]

Disabilities, Labels & Neurodivergence + Kids:

What IS it with people saying to not use a term on a child? A bloody toddler??

I remember seeing an autistic toddler & comments were FILLED with folks saying to not label the baby Autistic!!

Why?? You’re implying that autism is fucking bad you bitch??

Why can’t you handle someone having labels??

It’s because labels make up our identities. But they do come with stigmas & bullshits too!

Labels are us, it can define who we are but so can WE define it too!!

I mean we do so anyways?? Like not everybody under a label is the same?? 🫠👻

Then quite recently, folks were pissy over someone wondering if I toddler is neurodivergent… 💀👻🪦🪦

WHY is it that you are SOO put off if a child IS neurodivergent?! Bitch you know folks can be born ND?! -3-

People are sooo disgusting!! You can tell that they react a certain way, when it comes to kids!!

It’s like the sameee ways when it comes to Queerness 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

You are born Queer but you don’t know for sure what the fuck U are, or you really DO—

People are born Disabled/Neurodivergent . Why you so upset when people use such labels?!

It’s like people are shocked?? You sound so disturbingly horrible to ME, at least.

There are multiple things, we can use to describe ourselves or others. There are good & there are bad!! ^^

People would rather attack folks who use the labels disabled, neurodivergent or even bloody fucking queer — instead of folks who bully others for being sooo god damn different!!

How bout tackling stigmas too?! Or realising certain shits don’t choose what age you are to come after you!

You don’t even choose these things either lmaoo 😭🖕🏼

No matter what, people need to stop looking at kids being labelled disabled or ND as a bad thing! Or even bloody Queer my dudes!! 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

Finding out things at a young age is normal. Hell, you’ll understand more on how to deal with shit!!

Being fucked up over these things but still calling them names lmfao …

There are actual labels & words & terminologies that ARE bad. But disabled / ND aren’t one of them.

ESP any of the “disorders” when they’re actually medically checked out!

Saying medically, cause I believe that you should seek professionals what may be up , rather than chalking up to multiple things.

Like the amount of folks would think children are manipulative… really do need attention because they’re fucking KIDS.

You do seek attention because you need that shit when you growing up! 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

Trust me, I grieve daily on the shit I can never FULLY receive from my parents… that’s jus so sad lol.. :’)

Kids are people. And they can have things early age or later on in life! 🤷🏻‍♀️ certain shit is for life.

Anyways, idk if I made sense 😩 I’m so super pissed off that ppl think that you cannot have certain things because of ur poopoo dipshitted AGE!! 🙄 Grow up! Some things happen to you & those things don’t give a rat’s ass about your age!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🫠

— Lena Eclipse Oriña Reaper; L.E.O REAPER … Fucking Pissed! 🖕🏼👻

[isabelisfun]

untucked commentary

i liked olivia’s look but i agree with the tops

ok denali let’s not delude ourselves here love u bae but it was definitely a safe look

i mean yah kandys looks were definitely better this week but like just be glad they weren’t bottom

i am kinda surprised tamisha was in the bottom since she can sew so well but i think her look wasn’t bad at all i think she should’ve been safe tbh

did any of them see lala’s i- lala’s was 10x worse than tamisha’s 😭

ok but is kandy getting on elliott for no reason or is elliott really doing something that we aren’t seeing cuz at this point idk

that was nice of tamisha it’s nice of her to say they did a good job

ok kandy gurl u are taking this too far like tamisha said like “i don’t love ur behavior but i think ur still talented” and kandy is taking it totally out of context

it’s always funny to me when queens are like “if u don’t like my behavior say it to my face” but as soon as someone says it to their face they get heated asf

tamisha is on like a level 2 and kandy is like a level 50 gurl take it down

ok kandy is making no sense she’s like call it out and i’ll stop and then they’re like “gurl ur being arrogant rn” and she’s like “i can’t believe u would say that to me ofc i’m mad” like did u not just ask them to tell u when ur being arrogant-

OLIVIA HAHA

yes tina let’s plz calm this down

LMAOO JOEY IS LIVING

the way they’re laughing at this ahh i would be too

LMAO LALA JUST LEAVING

i like how mik and tina are trying to calm down the situation and like defending kandy but still keeping her in check

oh my god gurl this is crazy

I LOVE TINA AND MIK JUST LAUGHING AT HER

NOT THE BEE AAAAH

i respect tamisha a lot for trying to keep it respectful i think kandy took it too far but u know what this is great tv

i also respect kandy for apologizing i think that’s nice

well

honestly i don’t think joey’s look was THAT bad

it’s sweet of kandy to apologize to elliott but like honestly i think elliott deserved to be called out

ok but yet again i am quite disappointed we didn’t see much of olivia and denali this week

i mean like joey was fun but i think it was her time

[softpine]

excuse me.... EXCUSE ME??? Did you just call your own post lackluster (I read those tags binch)??? WHAT NO!! I love seeing the small interactions between Finn and Asa and showing their dynamic, especially since you're delving more into Finn's powers. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO OURSELVES IN THIS HOUSE (idk what house it is but it's there fsfs) anyway have a good evening bye!!!

jdksdj i feel like i just got scolded lmaoo thank you 😭 idk it just feels like people don’t care as much about the supernatural stuff which is totally fine, but i have this internal fight with myself every single time.. because i want to create content that i like, but i also want to create content that you all like, because otherwise why am i even posting at all? and i’m just :/ i’m perpetually working on enjoying my work regardless of what people think lmao ;-;

but thank you so much for this encouraging message ily 💖💖💖

[swearronchanel]

8.05

my niece was born today, I’m officially a titi!! time to celebrate with watching some babies on ctm 👶🏼✨

I’m so tired I came back from spain this morning 😂 but let’s do this

“Who are we after all? Are we where we live? Are we the rituals we celebrate year after year..? Are we our hopes and our desires? Are we what we choose to be and do?..” idk Vanessa Redgrave you tell me pls 😭

Trixie reading aloud lmao I love her

Pap smears *shivers* Lmaoo

Ms Higgins can be much but we are no longer accepting any slander towards her on this blog lol

I like sister Hilda I think, she hasn’t had much time to shine

“I’ve had worse up there” LMAO I COULD SAY THINGS BUT I WONT

honestly though men couldn’t take what women have to go through at all😂they’re too damn soft 

Love this girls coat, pink gingham is so cute

she doesn’t have a uterus?

damn I hope her man doesn’t leave her bc she can’t have kids

Ohh so sister Frances knows about cars 😂

Phyllis needs a new car already! spend some coin woman

I’ve already said it before but miss Sister Julienne having more presence

this poor woman, this is brutal aff. I already hate going to any doctor, the gyn is already as much as I can take but then having a whole group of residents stand there and talk about you in words you don’t understand as a doctor is examining you roughly and not telling you what he is doing or why?

also isn’t this the doctor we hate? he’s always with his student/residents and has as much bed side manner as a doorknob

Sister MJ! missed her too

GOLD DUST LMAOO Phyllis is always saying some random sarcastic shit

Sister MJ smiling at the mechanic so pure

is this lady’s husband cheating on her?

LUCILLE HIT HIM WITH THE BIKE, I’D DO THE SAME 

omg this is so pure

SISTER MJ LEARNING ABOUT CARS WITH CYRIL I LOVE THIS

Aw sister Frances did it. tbh (no shade) but she’s just like sister w like why bother to throw in a hardly used character and then giver her the same personality as the last

Smack him up woman!!

measuring the girls up on the wall this is pure

Everyone likes Trixie duh

TIM ABOUT TO GET  LIT WITH CRUSTY OLD BEER 😂

A HARD DAY’S NIGHT !! THE BEATLES

unpopular opinion but I hate beer lmao it has no taste, also hate the smell of most beer bc it triggers me & reminds me of frat houses and bad tailgates at penn state 😹

but also shelagh doesn’t let him do anything i’m surprised lmaoo

Oh shitt hermaphroditism

I gotta say Sgt Woolfe is persistent af😂 he’s not giving up🤷🏼‍♀️

He’s honestly not as bad as he was in the beginning

So what’s wrong with this husband now?

Sister Monica Joan trying to be a wingman I’m so here for this 😂😂find me a man too sis

Yes Trixie get to learning queen

this is so sad, I hope her fiancé doesn’t leave her

he’s never liked bacon? Don’t trust him

LUCILLE TENDING HIS BURN, I ALREADY LOVE THEM TOGETHER PLS GET TOGETHER

Ahh come on Lucille 😭😭 sister MJ get to interfering

WORDS FLOATED TO MY EARS LMFOAOO SOMETHING I WOULD SAY

NOW SHES PLAYING THE FRAIL CARD WHAT A CLEVER WOMAN,  I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR SISTER MJ

MISS JAMAICA

they’re dancing !!! I’m screaming this is pure

Nooooo don’t leave Lucille 😭

what’s wrong with mr sharp?

YOU SOUND VERY MUCH ALIVE TO ME LMAOO OK SISTER HILDA DAMN

Spamela lmaoo

Oh noo what is she going to do

Noo don’t rip the dress 😭

I’m so proud of Trixie

Phyllis and Lucille having this little moment

ladies give the men a chance lmaoo

A baby girl!

Lol good for u sharp😂 he deff couldn’t take childbirth

OH HELL NAH WATCH YA MOUTHHHHH!! DONT GET CRAZY WITH SISTER MJ !! I will FIGHT FOR HER

YEA TELL HER SISTER J

now go apologize to sister mj

Oh shit she fucking over dosed on something

She’s awake tho!

Aw Sharp isn’t a trash husband, he’s just soft ahha

LUCILLE IS CALLING HIM !

Trixie’s grown so much over the years ugh 😭💖

THE GIRLS HELPING LUCILLE GET READY FOR HER DATE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! Reminds me of the olden days of ctm😭💖💖

Lois’s guy is a good one

CYRIL POPPED OUT IN A MOTORCYCLE

this episode gives me faith in men lol 😭😭

Val’s pants are cute and I love that she and sister MJ had to come outside and see😂

“Perhaps most of all, we are what we accept. What we allow to be important. What we embrace about each other and ourselves. There’s nothing better. There’s nothing more hopeful. There’s nothing else.” I love that 😭😭

This is so pure

But also what the F*CK is happening next week?? I SWEAR THEY BETTER KEEP PHYLLIS SAFE !!!!

[sorikkung]

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ soft bias tag

stolen not tagged bc im a fucking pleb who doesnt get tagged in shit ripppp LONG POST WARNING IM SORRY MOBILE USERS

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 1. WHO IS YOUR BIAS?

i really can’t choose between got7′s bambam and stray kids’ felix bc both are my ults so fuck the system i’m gonna do this as a poly au bc the world needs more poly shit and felix and bambam would be such a good pair

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 2. WHAT MADE YOU NOTICE THEM?

i noticed bambam first, technically i first glanced him in girls girls girls bc i was anime trash before i was kpop trash and he rEALLY looked like nishinoya from haikyuu so i called him nishinoya and thought he’d just be a first glance bias, until i saw a compilation of got7s dumbest moments and most of them were jackbam and i saw two specific clips that i recall, the one where they had to do the ugly dance of gggs outside the jyp building and bambam literally spazzed on the floor?? and the iconic how do you know im not big moment. i looked at him and went “tHAT ONE. THAT ONE, I WANT THE TRASH CHILD.” been in love ever since.

felix singlehandedly got me to stan stray kids, i first glanced changbin in hellevator then highkey forgot abt them as the show aired. then my friend sent me this clip of felix’s verse in grr from the live stage bc at this point the album hadnt even dropped yet. i was shook to the next dimension from his deep ass voice and his growling and i wanted to hear more so i watched the show and only fell in love with him more.

i betcha if this poly were to happen felix would see bambam dabbing and go “OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL DABBING IN 2K18″ and bambam would see felix dabbing and be like “OMG HES CONTINUING MY LEGACY” and they’d hit it off from there

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM?

for both of them, i love how they’re both absolute crackheads. like they’re actually so stupid and what the fuck is going through their heads???? they make me smile like and idiot and laugh like no other so of course i love them. plus they have this adorable sweet side to them apart from them being memes and its so heartwarming to see that soft side come out, it makes them so much more of a three dimensional character cause there’s all these sides to them and they’re like so hardworking too and did i mention handsome? plus their love for their members ugh i could go on!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 4. WHO WOULD INITIATE SKINSHIP MORE?

tough call bc im a HOE for affection and skinship but id honestly be too afraid to make them uncomfortable/be too clingy that they’d get annoyed at me so at first it would probably be felix bc lets be real. he comes from stray kids. have you seen bang chan? they bring skinship to a new level. once we all get settled in tho, i bet the three of us would be physically inseperable.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 5. WHO WOULD HOG BLANKETS MORE?

literally all of us. i always end up biasing ppl similar to me sigh we’d be so fucking wild. i betcha that would be the one thing we have regular fights over. who hogged the blanket this time???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 6. WHO WOULD BE MORE CLINGY?

felix. as mentioned in the initiate skinship, hes really clingy. then it would be me bc i am too. but thats not to say bambam isnt clingy, he’d be super clingy too but me and felix would bring it up a notch.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 7. WHO WOULD SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST?

m e. i’d just let it slip out after they do some dumb shit and id just go “wow youre such a fucking dumb dork i actually love you” and then have an o shit moment.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 8. WHO WOULD BE MORE EASILY FLUSTERED?

M E bc bambam is a smOOTH motherfucker and felix is an affectionate motherfucker and i am w e a k although i feel like they’d be easily flustered if they were teased, which i would do, but i think i’d be flustered the most.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 9. WHAT CUDDLING POSITION WOULD YOU TWO HAVE?

i wanna be sandwiched inbetween them bc im shorter than both of them lmaoo. but i bet we’d all bicker of who’s turn it is to be in the middle. another one would be when sitting on the couch, and we’d sit in eachothers laps in height order. itll work somehow.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 10. WHICH COLORS REMIND YOU OF THEM AND WHY?

bambam makes me think of black, white, red, and purple. black and white is bc his fashion sense is like modern and chic and those were also his most iconic hair colours. red because of his signature eyeshadow. purple just seems like a colour that would suit him, it’s royal and elegant but also homey and familiar?? but tbh he can make any colour his bitch.

felix is yellow, gold, orange, and brown, bc theyre warm colours like him!! the brighter colours are bc hes bright like the sun and the browns when its a more chill day, and its all down to earth and just feels like home.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 12. WHICH SEASON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND WITH THEM?

ooft tough one...spring so i can spend my birthday with them (cause in AUSTRALIA spring is in september to november) and its cold at the start so we can have snuggle dates, and its hot at the end so we can go to beaches and have water fights and stuff!! and in the middle its perfect weather for nice strolls.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 13. WHO WOULD BAKE THE COOKIES AND WHO WOULD STEAL THE BATTER?

bambam can cook apparently and he likes being aesthetic af so he’d be trying his best to make the most bomb ass cookies, and then felix i bet is a disaster in the kitchen so i bet both of us will be stealing the batter while not helping at all and bams will be like “thanks for nothing you guys” and once realising that we weren’t gonna stop he’d turn on us and throw flour at us or something. foodfight!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 14. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE BAD PUNS AND HOW WOULD THE OTHER REACT?

i am a hoe for bad puns it would totally be me all the time. bambam would look so disappointed in me and felix would just burst out laughing with me, and bambam would crack bc how can he stay mad?? if it was an inside joke or a reference to smth and not some random pun, bams would be the first to lose it tho.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 15. WHO WOULD WANT TO ADOPT 50 DOGS AND CATS?

me and bambam!!!! bambam already has like 3 cats and id be like ok lets get three MORE and MORE and felix is like “but im a dog person :(((” (at a fansign he said he was rip) so id be like well dogs are great as well lets get fifty of those too!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 16. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD NEARLY BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN TRYING TO MICROWAVE A POP TART AND WHO WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE?

i wouldn’t be fucked microwaving poptarts (although id probably burn down the kitchen trying to cook eggs or smth but this is about poptarts so its not be this time.) so it would probably be felix and then i’d come to the rescue bc i have fire safety training from scouts.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 17. WHO LIKES TO LEAN OVER TALL RAILINGS AND WHO PULLS THEM BACK?

bambam and i would lean over the tall railings and felix would pull us back bc as seen in the amusement park episode of the 9th, hes a pussy lmfAO he’d have a mini heart attack

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 18. WHAT WOULD WATCHING A HORROR FILM WITH THEM BE LIKE?

bambam would act all tough and felix would be like “o shit pls no” and both of them would scream at the jumpscares and cling to eachother or me, whoever’s closest. i’d probably sit there and laugh and tease them for being a baby bc horror movies aint shit with me. but the rare occassion i do get scared, i’d lose my shit and they’d never let me hear the end of it. “whos the baby now huh??”

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 19. WHO WOULD BE THE CHEESY FLIRT AND WHO WOULD BE THE SMOOTH FLIRT?

bambam is definitely the smooth flirt but he can be cheesy as well?? like he’d be smooth at times and smooth and cheesy other times. felix would be plain cheesy but sometimes he’d be smooth. same with me, i’d be a bit of both?? maybe slightly more smooth idk

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 20. WHO IS MORE COMPETITIVE? felix i feel like would be competitive in the moment but calms down quickly, bambam would be SUPER competitive and be a little petty afterwards if he lost or smug af if he won but after a while he’ll cool down as well, i’m probably the most competitive and most likely to hold a grudge or to rub it in their faces the longest lol.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 21. WHO WOULD HAVE TO BE GIVEN CONSTANT REMINDERS? (REMEMBER TO EAT, DON’T FORGET YOUR KEYS, ETC) idk...? all of us love to eat so i dont think taking care of ourselves will be forgotten, but i tend to lose things so maybe me being reminded idk???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 22. WHO SENDS MEMES AND WHO SENDS CUTE ‘I MISS YOU’ TEXTS AT 3AM?

ALL OF US! we’d have a group chat and see who could stay up until 4:20 to send dumb memes but if we get too tired earlier we’d sign out with some sappy message idk it would be a total wildcard whether the late night messages would be cute and sweet or straight up memes. i feel like a lot of the time it would be both, like starting off with some cute thing and ending it anticlimactically with a meme bc we’re dorks like that.

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did i ever tell u poly!bamlix is all i ever needed in life??? thank you for your time i tag @just-oneofthegays and @neo-urban annd @bqngtqn <3

[burnalltheships-blog]

Tagity tag tag tagged by @shipbot thanks whore x

Nicknames: Lmaoo I’m not cool enough to have a nickname,, I guess “are you a boy or a girl” crops up quite frequently, and a lot of people say Georgie as an alternative to George so let’s count it

Star sign: I’m an Aries and let me tell you that horoscope shit is utter bollocks I ain’t no decisive leader tf

Height: not a clue rn, about ten months ago @shipbot measured ourselves and we’re around the same height so like,,, help

Last thing I Googled: idk I can’t be bothered to check, probably something to do with that CBBC show Raven

Favourite music artist: I’m not sure if I can choose just one; tbh I want to say Queen for old times sake. It changes, I listened to a lot of Panic! earlier and it’s still stuck in my head so let’s say them rn

Last film I watched: well I literally just watched What We Do In The Shadows about twenty minutes ago

Why I chose my URL: because when I chose it I was even more of a cringy twat than I now.

Do you have any other blogs: yeah I have one where I reblogs posts I want to find again but I don’t use it much

What did your last relationship teach you: date a real person next time that’d be cool

Religious or spiritual: ayyy neither oops the most spiritual I get is looking at pretty cause they’re pretty and contemplating life when I’m too tired to do anything else help. Although when I was younger I used to read books on witchcraft and shit but I needed anything, and I don’t believe in it.

Favourite colour: Sky blue, because

Average sleep hours: I think (hope) it’s around 7-8 hours a night?

Lucky Number: 7

Favourite character: wtf are you fucking playing at?? There are so many, I can’t bloody choose,,,seeing as I watched it just now let’s choose Vladislav the Poker from What We Do In The Shadows huh

How many blankets do you sleep with: that is a weird ass question. The answer is one. One lonely blanket, all by itself in this harsh blinding reality. He’s called Marc.

Dream Job: screenwriter because flims

I tag @ur-the-bees-knees-friendo @katesattic @echoic-art and @purplexedavatar because I don’t know many people’s urls rip

[swearronchanel]

4.03 to kill some time

I’m so stressed *no surprise* and I’m very much over this semester even though there’s 6 more weeks lol but I’m going to do what I do best before I go to my last class: avoid my problems and responsibilities & watch call the midwife  (4.03 won the episode roulette) and post my trash commentary™..

How many series has Fred been in charge of these volunteer whatever’s and I still don’t know the proper name/title??

LOL @ the shrieks but I feel, rats are nasty af. There’s so many in the train stations in nyc it’s gross

Phyllis !! back when I didn’t really like her omg I was a fool

Sister MJ so pure lol, she doesn’t wanna poison the rats

fuck that tho kill em all

Here comes Trixie 😍 my bby & her fabulous pyjamas. I want them 😭

Ivy from downton abbey out here, I forgot she was Mrs Amos

Imagine if someone actually relevant from downton guest starred on ctm? That’d be lit

Hey Pats

“Baby at the surgery?” LOL Phyllis was such a bitch to my bby Shelagh in the beginning tbh 😂😂 it’s fine all is forgiven, i love her now. BESIDES THEY HUGGED & SHELAGH CALLED HER A FRIEND & IT WAS SO SWEET

Angela is so precious w/ her ears that stick out lol

Dysentery yikes

Phyllis gets shit done though. I love it

Noted: Patsy says “garage” funny & Patrick says “recourses” funny. Idk if it’s just the accent and I’m a childish American or if they just say it weird?? prob the former

I hate watching this online because there are no subtitles 😭😭

like I know this random bitch in the clinic just said something rude about the Irish family but it’s not clear !

my bby shelagh so precious even explaining how to properly wash your hands

but I hope they burned that blue dress though. She’s too pretty to wear ugly clothes !! 😭😍

Shelagh’s so nice & patient 😂like if I was her I would’ve told Phyllis to keep it pushing and that I got it covered

Helen George slays every hair style, I freaking wish

Oh shit I forgot Tom & Trixie were engaged here haha

I’m slightly uncomfortable 😂

I forgot about this storyline, I feel so sad for the Mcavoys

Patsy’s outfit 😍 I love it

sister MJ out here trying to capture the rats to set them free 😂

I still don’t really get what the Rose Queen thing is/how it works

this poor Irish family can’t catch a break

Oh shit wait this is when Tony gets set up right, well it seemed like a set up.

damn though Tony was really about to get it with this guy in a public bathroom?? hm  never mind

But it was so suspicious that the guy didn’t immediately break away & then didn’t even say anything, just blew that damn whistle?? no coñfio

I swear it was a set up but anyways

I knew you could be arrested for being gay at the time in the uk but it’s still wild to me when I watched this episode. Like how fucked up? To be deemed a criminal for wanting to be with someone of the same sex. I’m pretty sure it’s still like that in some countries too. Insane

But still fucked up of Tony, like you’re married. Can’t defend cheating

See Trixie agrees, we don’t like cheaters

“No dark secrets girls, not if you value your life”

Marie’s dad said “garage” the same way, maybe it’s the accent

Aw my bbys are back on screen

“Surely with nurse crane on the warpath, dysentery doesn’t stand a chance”  hell yea, Phyllis👏🏼can👏🏼take👏🏼on👏🏼 anything

But I’m glad Shelagh solves the mystery because it was rather dull when she wasn’t doing much & she’s too good for that!

“I thought I might assist you in a manner of a Dr Watson” SHE’S SO CUTE 💖

yea okay lady you tell yourself it’s a decent street bc there’s no Irish

prejudice boils my blood

“..I’m always very careful, especially with an accent” lol um you all have accents ???

I forgot for a second that they prob don’t consider anyone to have accents because they live there lol, same way I swear I don’t have an accent until someone that’s not from nyc calls it out😭 But Shelagh’s accent is obviously different too ?? Besides I think the Irish family is easier to understand than some of the local people ?? Hmm. I’m not even going to bother figuring it out, whatever. The woman lied and you’re still perfect Shelagh

But I approve of the navy blue suit. Her lighter blue dress wasn’t a look  

Babs was kind of irrelevant here tbh lol

Tom whispering “I’m in love with you” to Trixie like same, who isn’t. Beatrix is a dream

“Who knows what undesirable will be purged next?”  *clenches fist* aghh, I wish it was the nasty stale cheeto running my country

Lol omg Fred’s small glasses

Aw sister Julienne, she hasn’t been in this episode much 😭

Jenny Agutter is so great and I’m still not over the fact that she loves rap & especially Eminem. Like I need a video of her singing “shake that ass for me”😂😂 I’d die.

poor Mr Amos 💔

More dinner table scenes in series 7, I love when the majority of the cast is together

Omg how awful/ sacrilegious of me is it to ask that someone make an edit of the the last supper with the Call the midwife cast 😭😭

Eh I’ve said/done worse, god forgive me lol *does the cross, en el nombre del padre, y del hijo y espiritu santo*

Agreed Babs, Mr Amos is so good looking 😭😉

“Don’t make that your criteria for men. My mother always said find a plain man, he’ll be eternally grateful and never stray” LMAOO PHYLLIS I LOVE YOU

my mother tells me “find a rich man because you’re high maintenance and can’t afford it” 😂😂 .. still working on that

“I always thought the essence of crime is that some harm is done to someone” right SIster MJ!?😭

Okay sister W, the Bible says it’s a sin but the Bible condemns a lot of things.  Like the doesn’t the Bible even say don’t mix clothing fabrics lol

“Well quite frankly, I thought we fought a war of fascism. And that’s exactly what this is, telling people who they can and can not love”  yes Trixie👏🏼 that’s my bby

Patsy sitting there so uncomfortable aww

I don’t think the show has touched on homosexuality since this episode?? are we thinking someone else with find out about Patsy and Delia in series 7??  so curious

Netflix cut this Turner scene, just like they cut most of their cute scenes like how dare they

“Patrick, you’ll think me naive..” she’s so innocent

“I supposed it’s how we made things..There isn’t much room for a different way”

SHELAGH’S REACTION WHEN PATRICK SAYS KINSYS REPORT STATES A “GOOD DEAL OF MEN HAVE HAD HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS” KILLS ME EVERY.TIME😂😂

Once again Laura Main proving she’s the queen of facial expressions

“We should live and let live” Patrick’s not here to judge & I’m glad

Do judges or whatever they’re called in the U.K. still wear those wigs?

Oh shit he was a constable I didn’t remember that

Trixie and Phyllis is the dynamic I am here™ for

right after Trixie & Shelagh but I’ll leave that be for now, you know my feelings

3 series of Phyllis’s barley sugar mentions & I still don’t know what the hell they are

And considering my phone is on me just about all the time you’d think I would’ve googled it by now ??

Poor Patrick trying to speak and being shut up

I don’t like his hair gelled down though. But he’s stopped that thankfully

remembering people really think you can “cure homosexuality” again, wild

omg ew what kind of bug was that *cringes*

Lol that baby does not look like a new born

they’re giving Tony estrogen wtf

Phyllis is right yikes that hostile belongs in the past

How is Patrick comfortable eating in there

Phyllis has been scolding Patrick on his eating habits since 1960😂

Phyllis and Trixie sharing a room and both have towels wrapped around their heads 😂😭 I love it

Omg Trixie is helping Phyllis with her Spanish I forgot

“I have a great desire to go to Spain one day..” LET PHYLLIS GO TO SPAIN 2k18/1963 !!

Phyllis calling out Trixie’s drinking..

She notices everything

Trixie taking the new rose queens glasses off lol, just like she lowkey wanted Shelagh to take her glasses off during the wedding

Who does this lady think she is banishing people from the community centre??

“Small mindedness has no place here” yes Pats

Ok Fred’s group is called the CDC, but what does that stand for

“A man can be too clean” wait why does she think there’s a correlation between cleanliness and being gay??

Poor Mrs Amos 😭 I feel bad for them both though

“Am I the only one who doesn’t despise them?” Aww Patsy

“Of course not, I just don’t think it’s our battle to fight” .. “who will then?” !!!!!! Thisssss. Still relevant today. Can’t stay silent

Trixie in another pair of fabulous pyjamas. I want them!

Ok but for real when is Trixie going to find out about Patsy and Delia ??

Sister J is so cute lol & her suggesting Phyllis to go with Patrick like hell yes

Another duo I’m here for 😂

I need Phyllis in my life, she’d set me straight and would give advice when I need it

Honestly I need her voice on a recording to play back whenever I make bad decisions 😂😂

Oh shit they graffitied The Amos’ door

Mr Amos is trying to take his life while his wife is bringing another life into the world ..

aw I’m tearing. Marie’s dad stopping Tony & telling him he has a daughter

“Best advice I ever received. When in the path of an unstoppable force it’s always best to surrender” PHYLLIS FU*KING CRANE LADIES & GENTLEMEN, A HERO AND ACTUAL GEM

And my bby Shelagh solving the mystery of the dysentery outbreak! She’s Also a gem 💕

“Elementary” “My dear Watson”😭😭😍��️ bbys!

Patrick and Phyllis celebrating their victory omg so golden

“..And if anyone doesn’t like it then they can go home and stew in their own mean spiritedness..” yes Trixie that’s my bby!

Cue Vanessa “..We can protect all that we have”

Sister MJ yelling at the little boys aww 😭😂 “we are all gods creatures” ..“some are easier to love than others” ..“it’s the others that need us most!”

I just need Sister MJ protected at every cost, please!!

“But that place which we call home must be the place in which we are ourselves with no facade, no foundations weak, below us. Only then can we face outwards with our heads held high, claim the roles assigned to us, with open, honest hearts.. ”

Maybe I should google the rose queen too, is this a real thing?

Patsy holding Tony’s hand 😭

Everyone ended up clapping ugh my heart 😢

why does ctm always make me so emotional ? literally gold in television form. & it has ruined tv for me because there will never be a show greater than this

I want to watch another episode, but I have class in 10 mins ughh. ok bye guys. I dont have time to check my spelling and shit so bear with me and excuse it all