#idk the unholy spirit got into me tonight or something

[lavandula-ipsum]

You take Luke Skywalker to a dark corridor. He holds your hand with a smile on his face cause he doesn't know what's coming.

He's delighted at first when you shove a hand down his pants. However, his eyes widen when you pull down yours too and he realizes what you're about to do.

This is when you have to muffle his whimpers in your hand. You make him finish on your underwear, drooling and pleading on your fingers. What a big mess you've made, you tease him. As you get dressed again, you promise to let him clean you up later, as long as he's good for the rest of the day. Then you let him go.

You follow a couple of minutes later so you don't raise any suspicions. After all, you're both required in the war room

As you're sitting with his mess between your legs, you watch him go scarlet red for the entirety of the briefing, his thoughts spiraling out of control. You might have just gotten him off, but he's so worked up still, fantasizing about all he's gonna do to you later.

[miioouu]

Ok so part 3 since i promised y'all!! It's gon be spicy so buckle up! Also idk if that's the last part, if you guys want a forth, leave me some ideas please!! And thank you so much for those who asked for it!! ❤️💜❤️

Warning: smut, somnophilia, blowjob, fingering, long post 😔

       After you washed the mirror like thirty times, some of the blood remained, reminding of the disaster you're in. You wanted to forget about it, continue with your day, but it was impossible with the burn eating you away. It was impossible with the shivers running down your spines every two minutes, feeling a pair of eyes following your every step. Looking around to get rid of your fears and whatever is causing them. Though you knew who it was. Someone beyond your capability to defeat, to ignore, to refuse. Someone your body was craving, your mind filled with vermillion orbs looking straight into your soul, needing it for his own good. 

     He watched you break down and crumble. Each passing hour, adding to the burn and the pain. And yet you knew, all you had to do is summon him. It's that simple, but you had no plan on giving yourself to him. A part of Bakugo was amused and proud of you; beautiful, smart and, determined catch. Though another part of him was angry, his impatience boiling his blood, as his need of your soul increased and increased making him almost losing his mind and just appear before you. But he's strong and could control himself. You're bound to break one day or the other. He has to wait. Just wait Bakugo. 

      Though how much can a demon wait when a perfect creature like you was right in front of him? Moving ever so nimbly, making heat flow through his veins as unholy thoughts clouds his mind. The day he wrote you this little message was the day all hell broke. Ready to just take you here and there, but he wanted to play a bit more. Founding it fun and, dare he say, adorable when you look around before you every move. Exhaling when you found nothing yet doubling in pain when he got close. He got a bit happy that you listen to him and threw away all the insulting presents. 

     Day has passed and nothing out of the ordinary has happened. So used to the moving glasses atop your shelves, books randomly falling from their places. Doors and windows squeaking. All so normal to you now, making you feel at ease to go to bed happy and alleviated, you had no idea what's about to happen.

     Finally seeing you in your inconscience state, Bakugou made his move. Stepping out of the shadows and making his appearance. Missing the way the soft skin between your legs felt like, his fingers were quick on your panties. Fiddling at it and pushing it up, loving the way your lower lips swallowed them as a soft whimper left your upper ones. Smirk always present on his face, his other hand lifting up your shirt, nails dragging lightly against the skin of your stomach leaving little goosebumps in their trail. 

         Dreams are normal occurrences during sleep. Though one that felt so real, is unusual. In the back of your mind, you knew what was going on, you had experienced it before yet you can't do anything about it, paralyzed with slumber. Familiar red eyes burned forever in your memory resurface in your imagination. Unforgettable horns blinding your vision again, that's him. It's demon Bakugou coming back. Though you did not summon him, you weren't very surprised by his arrival.

          Hot and wet kisses making a path from your sternum to your navel, while fingers worked on discharging your bottoms. This time much rougher than last for he wanted you to be awake to finally have all of you. He wanted to see your eyes stare right back at him while he took everything from you. Fear, danger, need and lust filling your orbs as he enjoyed the way your bodies melt into each other. He wanted you to experience that wide awake. White knuckles brushing against your clit making you tremble in bed. Fingers slowly circling the bud, as his head dipped down to suck at one of your nipples. Horns, cold and hard, touching your cheeks, sharp almost slicing through your soft skin. Sleepily, your hand couldn't stop from traveling up to his broad shoulders making their way up and intertwining with his blond hair. Pulling when you felt a freezing yet burning finger penetrating you, the pad of it pressing in your inner walls making you stir in your sleep. Though it wasn't enough to completely wake you up. Making the demon pull out only to add another one, roughly pushing inside you. In and out with his digits as his head went south, wet muscle licking and sucking languidly at the bundle of nerves. The intensity of it all mixed with a lost between concrete and abstract life had you screaming and moaning. Body arching off the bad as your hand tugged Bakugo closer.

Fed up with your attachment for sleep, he removed his fingers for his tongue to replace, diving into you making you launch yourself forward, eyes wide open. Pulling out so you can have a proper look at him. A bit of saliva mixed with your essence dripping from his shin, shining in the bright light of the moon. Pearly white teeth shown through smirking lips and devilish eyes eyeing you up and down. His hands didn't leave your hips, holding you tight in your place.

Though that was the least of your problems. The way his horns stood tall and proud on hiz head, seeming to sparkle under the night light, far from smooth and soft, unconsciously wrapping your small hand around one tugging it to get closer to you. What has gotten into you? You should be afraid and run away from the demon. Screaming for dear life yet here you were planning at his horn, heat pooling and staining your once clean sheets. Loving the way you're worshiping him, he can help but get closer to you, face inches away, his hot breath fanning over you. Looking at his eyes was too much, averting your gaze it landed right on his lips. A bit chapped but voluminous, your desire to sink your teeth in them makes you rub your thighs together, move not going unnoticed by Bakugo. Giving you what you need he pressed his lips on yours, one hand leaving you hips and dipping into your heat. Your whines swallowed by his mouth, tongue exploring your wet cave. Teeth clashing as your mind went numb with pleasure, fear you don't know, and you didn't care to know.

Pulling out for you to breathe and not die on him, and so did his fingers leaving your core. While his mouth was busy decorating your neck with thousand of purple blue spots, yours was occupied with something else. Tongue swirling around his lyres, feeling every bump and texture on your wet muscle making him groan in pleasure. "You're bolder than I anticipated dear. But why don't you put those skills for better use yeah?" Not even giving you the time to respond he pushed you off the bed and directed your head right where he wanted you. Before you, stood hard and big, bigger than you have ever seen before, his dick was throbbing in need and anticipation.

Hesitantly, you licked at his head, kitten licks growing more confident as time passed by. You're lucky he's having patience tonight, only to make sure he receives his price by the end of it all. But how much can he wait with you teasing the evil spirit out of him. Having enough, his hand yanked you closer, your mouth now engulfed half of his shaft, making your eyes water. Hand encircling the part your lips couldn't reach as you start moving slowly, eyes locked with his, not being able to move them away. It's like he put a spell on you, and he has; the burn in your inner thigh evidence enough. Slowly but steadily you took more and more of him, till your nose brushed against his crotch, breathing in the intoxicating caramel smell. Head making you choke as it hit the back of your throat. It felt like hours of you trying to move, so long that he swore he lost every control, holding you by the hair, keeping you from moving as he thrusted inside you, untrained throat tightening around his length making his head fall back in ecstasy. Going for a little bit, only to see the tears staining your cheeks, satisfied with the sight he pulled away. "I usually take my time with pretty preys like you, but I have more important things to do with you then simply break you. After all, I have all the time I need to do so." Pure evilness and cockiness dripping from his voice as it whispered deeply in your ear.

Roughly shoving your chest into the ground and holding your ass up. Finally pushing himself inside you, the pool of lust and your saliva making it easy for him to dive and part your lower lips. Stretching your pretty walls, huffs coming out of him as cries of pain yet pleasure came out of you. You wanted to just take a breath, inhale before he can start, but he obviously has other plans in mind. Not giving you any time or warning, he pulled away almost completely only to shove himself back with so much force it has your body scribing against the wooden floor. Knees hurting you and weak, thankfully his grip was tight enough to keep you from crashing into the ground. Faster and harder, more passionate and goal oriented rolls of his hips with each passing second. The only sound resonating in the dark room is skin slapping on skin, moans and whines escaping your tired throat and dirty words from the man, demon, behind you.

Even though he wanted to get done with it and take care of business, he can't deny the pleasure he was feeling. It's like you were made for him, walls tight and perfect mold for his shaft, every time he pulls away they suck him back in, every vein of him scraping against your inner heat making you feel in heaven, well hell. But he wasn't done, coming to a full stop, earning him a whine from your part, he pulled you back, his chest colliding with your back as you were facing now your big mirror. Eyes locking in the glass before you, he leaned down so his lips were mere inches away from your lobe, deep whispers filling you hearing words making you shiver and roll back your eyes so far you swear you've seen your brain. "Listen to me dirty angel, you're going to tell me everything you want me to do to you. And if you ever stop talking just to let out those pathetic moans, you won't be happy." Eyes wide at the order, you don't think you'll be able to obey, but then again, do you really have a choice? A demon behind you telling you that you won't be happy, is something you should be afraid of and you were. Shaky, hesitant voice coming out of you, telling Bakugo how you've been dreaming about him lately, how you always wanted to suck him off, how you wanted him to use you over and over again till you're bathing in a pool of cum, till you're suffocating from the intense sweet smell that always has your thighs rubbing, your pussy aching. You told him how much you wanted to yank on his hair while riding him, he would still be in control of your every movement, of your every breath. Burning cold fingers wrapped around your throat he wouldn't let go until you're about to pass out.

Of course he knew about all your naughty dreams, he was present in all of them, but hearing you saying them out loud, needy voice and trembling limbs has his mind going crazy. Ignoring the little cries you'd let out here and there, you're doing so good for a simple human. With each confession of yours, his thrust would get harder, faster, hitting your spot so perfectly, it didn't take you long to reach climax. Your walls clenching around him so perfectly he couldn't help but follow you suit, finishing earlier than he'd ever admit.

     After he let you regain your breath, you hadn't realized how long you've been fucking until you saw the dark night sky, slowly fading and letting a lighter blue take its place. The burn inside your thighs is now gone, just an outline of the pentagram still present. Snapping in your face to get back your attention, Bakugou was standing right before you, gaze burning into you, holding onto your soul, squeezing it, suffocating you. "Now that you've enjoyed yourself far enough, it's time for you to make a decision. So, give me your soul Y/n, give yourself to me. And remember whatever your answer might be, will change your life forever. So be careful my dear, lovely devil."

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[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Nancy

Rio: You know Rio: If you like, I could sleep with Mr. Tomlinson Rio: Take the heat and shine off you all in one, just ask Nancy: It's a kind offer Nancy: But it's not gonna fix any of the important stuff Nancy: And it's not like you deserve any of what would come from that unholy union Rio: Okay, you could give me names of the worst offenders and I'll sort them out Rio: not in similar fashion to teach, of course Rio: How are you really though, babe? Stupid question but gotta come Nancy: You can't take on half the school, Rio Nancy: If it was that easy I'd still be in London Nancy: Maybe it's a stupid question but I've only got an obvious answer so Rio: Sure I can Rio: Ain't my first rodeo Rio: Is there anything of actual use I can do to make everything not totally shit or? Nancy: Don't be nice to me Nancy: I can't handle it Nancy: And I just re-applied my make-up Rio: You ain't wronged me Rio: along with half the School, like but they LOVE taking shit personal when 10 minutes ago it was Quinn who? Rio: And we've all put our waterproof to the test before Nancy: If it was just her I wouldn't be thinking about leaving Nancy: Tristan literally has half the school on his side and it's not like I can blame him Rio: It's just insecurity Rio: 'cos you're not a total sadcase like the kids she usually works with, can't pick on them for loving on his Ma or swinging at her whatever Rio: he's just taking out his blatant issues about it 'cos he ain't had the chance before Nancy: Am I not? What would you call me? Nancy: Yeah, bit like how I was with his dad Nancy: At least he's got real issues, I've got...imaginary emotions? Or something Rio: Hmm Rio: I might throw hopeless romantic at you if I'm feeling really savage Rio: Nah, they ain't imaginary Rio: How much easier if they were Nancy: Hopeless is right Nancy: But I doubt either Sian or Quinn would call me romantic Nancy: Well, they weren't real. None of it was Rio: Not the fantasy in your head but the feelings were Rio: you can try and discredit them if it helps but in my experience, usually a pointless exercise Rio: but painful enough to feel somewhat fitting of a punishment, right? a start, at the very least Nancy: Ouch. Calling it a fantasy sounds....yeah let's not Nancy: I know you've got a point, that I should have let you make earlier Nancy: God, how did I let myself end up here Nancy: What the hell Rio: Sorry, as if the world wasn't ready to burst your bubble, like Rio: Shit happens Rio: You can't control it Rio: Arguably could've controlled it enough to not get to that point but I ain't got room or desire to judge too harshly Nancy: It's fine, I've heard worse from the world Nancy: I can though. I had been Nancy: Or so I thought Rio: 'Til you didn't Rio: exactly Rio: It's done now, the rumour mill will do it's thing, then you'll be free to deal with the actual mess in your head Nancy: It's his fault Nancy: The prick Nancy: I wouldn't have lost control if he didn't first Rio: Yeah Rio: She sounds devious Rio: Why her, like Nancy: He hates me and so does she Nancy: Match made, like Rio: He doesn't hate you, babe Rio: He's just an idiot Nancy: Okay, he hasn't forgiven me then Nancy: Point is, he's mad at me Rio: At least you've got reason to be mad at him now too, yeah? Rio: Fair fight Nancy: Like I need a reason, he didn't have one Rio: Yeah, not how he sees it though Rio: maybe you can get it all out there now Nancy: He sees things to suit him Nancy: Always has Nancy: Everything about her was right there for him to see before I left and after Rio: Yeah, it's fucked up Nancy: I shouldn't have to spell it out to him, he was right there Rio: I know Rio: I don't think it's like that Rio: like it's still shitty Rio: but it's not like, love Rio: he ain't like that, if nothing else, thank fuck, yeah Nancy: It doesn't make me feel any better Nancy: There's always girls around him, he didn't need to get with her Nancy: All their friends remember, they tagged me, so he can't have forgotten what she's like and everything she did Rio: He looked wasted Rio: in her photos Nancy: Lesbian or not, I know if he was that wasted he wouldn't have been able to get it up for her Nancy: It's not an excuse Rio: Let's not think about the logisitics Rio: it's not personal, physical reactions Nancy: You can say that, it doesn't matter to you Nancy: If he's so mad at me for moving to Dublin he shouldn't sleep with one of the main reasons why I had to Rio: Have you said this to him yet? Nancy: Fuck no Nancy: And I'm not going to Nancy: He knows what she did, he didn't stop it, whatever I didn't ask him to, but he still had a front row seat Nancy: She made sure everyone did Rio: Wouldn't it make you feel better, to rip him a new one? Nancy: Not really Nancy: I've tried enough times before Nancy: And she's the least of my worries now that half this school hates me and the other half loves me in a way I don't want, ever Rio: I can hear the threesome offers from here Rio: Ugh Nancy: Like, I get it, I'm a cliche, let me list the ways for you but then go away Rio: Keeps your inbox fun and fresh, I guess? Rio: Is it gonna be hate or love, know the feeling Nancy: I haven't even asked how you are! Nancy: Letting myself down in all the ways Rio: Oh God, same old, same old, no need to depress yourself further Nancy: Not to be like my brother and his (lack of) coping mechanisms yet again, but can we go out? Nancy: I'm over being staring at my walls or my phone crying or trying not to Rio: 'Course Rio: you're allowed to drown your sorrows at least 3 more times 'fore I'm calling you out on the parallels Rio: Anywhere with cheap drinks and GRL POWER bops? Nancy: Anywhere that my haters won't be Nancy: Because now I've called them haters which is the WORST thing Rio: 😂 Rio: May as well call 'em motivators whilst you're at it and be done with it Nancy: Sounded like a soundbite from my mum's mouth Nancy: That's the last straw. I wanna die Rio: Not before you've got a 'round in Nancy: If you come and help me not look how I feel then I'll owe you so many drinks Nancy: You'll be able to get as drunk as Buster, fuck everything up too Rio: I do owe you for the time I shamelessly stole your wardrobe so Nancy: You're literally trying to remind me and I still don't remember Nancy: So you're fine Rio: Still omw Rio: I've rocked many a makeover in my time, though it's been a while since any of 'em but Grace would let me 😂 Nancy: I have no energy to fight you Nancy: And can't look worse than I do right now Nancy: The bar is low low low Rio: Slap some cucumbers on those puffy eyes Nancy: Excuse me mum I need to take those from your water really quick, babe Nancy: 👌 Rio: When plain old water just ain't hydrating enough Nancy: @ my dehydrated but still crying self Rio: Dry it up, babe Rio: Gotta at least arrive at the club semi put together Nancy: Are they gonna let me in? Nancy: I can't do any more humiliation today Rio: Of course, you're nearly 18 anyway Rio: they let Indie in, you're fine Nancy: Tell it to Sian Nancy: And the powers that be so they don't sack her Rio: 😑 Nancy: If we're going out you need to work on your poker face Rio: I'm sorry but I'm not gonna cry for her, babe Nancy: You sound like the rumor mill Nancy: none of this is her fault Rio: Mm, she could've done more about it Nancy: She didn't know about it, what could she do? Rio: You reckon? Rio: She's a married woman and you probably weren't that subtle Nancy: You're talking to me not my brother Nancy: I can be subtle Nancy: I've had years of practice Rio: Not with love and shit Rio: No offence but you know it's true Nancy: Yes with love and shit Nancy: She didn't know until I wanted her to Rio: Okay Nancy: You don't believe me, do you? Rio: No but there's no need to push the issue Rio: you can't know either way now Rio: but they won't sack her Nancy: You should Nancy: You say I can't, but I do know, 'cause I've been over every moment in my head Nancy: I wish she did know, before, and she felt the same as I do but that's not gonna happen Rio: Yeah, and every time you go over it, the memory changes Rio: Sorry but you're not a trusted source on this Rio: especially 'cos you still wish that Nancy: I know Nancy: I can't just stop loving her Nancy: Everyone wants me to, even her, but I don't know how to Rio: Yeah Rio: Time, that's about all that'll do it Rio: or someone else Nancy: Did time work for you? 'Cause been there tried the second option already Rio: 'Course Rio: heals all wounds don't you know Nancy: I can't say I do know that yet Nancy: I'm still angry and hurt about Chloe and Buster so Rio: That's allowed Rio: got a decent amount of time left on both before people are eye-rolling Nancy: You think? It's been years since I left Nancy: I should be over it Rio: Nah Rio: she's still the same bitch Rio: why should you try and be above it Nancy: 'Cause I came here to change Nancy: So I shouldn't be the same bitch Nancy: It's pathetic, right? Rio: No, 'cos you weren't the bitch to begin with Rio: You don't need to change Nancy: if the alternative is this Nancy: i want to Nancy: I hate this Rio: Okay Rio: How do you wanna be? Rio: Let's make it happen Nancy: where to start, like Rio: You tell me, babe Nancy: My extensive wardrobe doesn't include a chastity belt so I'm gonna need more self control Nancy: Any ideas? Nancy: Not an app for building that as far as I know Rio: Hmm, idk Rio: could get yourself on tinder, the awfulness of people looking for a quick hookup will do wonders for your sex drive Nancy: Lord Nancy: That's a scarily good idea Nancy: Anywhere where straight guys exist in numbers Rio: The club will be the IRL embodiment so tonight is your lucky night Nancy: Luck isn't on my side lately but i've got nothing to lose Rio: That's the spirit Rio: Might as well put all your chips down now Nancy: Keep my phone for me later? Drunk dialing Quinn at the end isn't gonna work out the way it did at the start Rio: Not yet anyway Rio: Time, yeah? Rio: You take mine, swapsies Nancy: Likely not ever Nancy: You didn't see her Nancy: But sure, your phone camera gets me Rio: Never say never Rio: unless it's your married teacher Nancy: Don't give me undeserved hope Rio: I dunno Rio: It's not like you were married, you know Rio: or you properly cheated Nancy: Yeah but that's only because I didn't have the chance Nancy: I was still thinking about Sian most of the time Nancy: That's gotta hurt Rio: Bit insulting, yeah Rio: I wouldn't go back but maybe she liked you Rio: Either way, don't think there's anything you can do to make ammends rn so Nancy: She told me she liked me Nancy: And because I'm the worst human I didn't stop it Rio: Hardly Nancy: You're too nice to kick me when I'm down Rio: I ain't Rio: And I ain't above using someone for my own shit, not many are Nancy: I'm just as bad as him Nancy: Fucking twinning Rio: Different sins Rio: If you're gonna make like him, try not to give a shit about it, right? Take the perks with it Nancy: If only Nancy: At least he didn't like Chloe and use her anyway Nancy: That's just me and what I'm looking for in a girlfriend Rio: Oh, babe Rio: what a mess Nancy: Help me Nancy: Should I just go back to London or? Rio: Hmm, I don't know Rio: It'd maybe hurt less to not see either of them Rio: but you'd be more alone Rio: but, either way, it's a year and you're out of both Nancy: I don't know either Nancy: I wanna see them both so much and that's why I shouldn't be near either of them, right? Nancy: But June will murder me if I leave and I'll murder Buster if I have to share a house with him all the time again Nancy: Summer was Nancy: Oh God Rio: You're not a monster, you're allowed to feel that Rio: You aren't going to do anything else, the mistakes have been made, you're on learning time Rio: I can't really see London working, to be honest Rio: It'd be a step back, more than all...this Nancy: Yeah. I don't love it there. Closer to being at home here by far Nancy: I know I'm just scared to stay Nancy: But I need to girl up and stick it out, like Rio: Yeah Rio: We're all here Rio: that's a good % of the school pop so fuck it Nancy: 😂 real Nancy: be on your way faster 'cause whatever is closest or coldest in this fridge is being opened now Rio: 👍 Rio: Had to sort my own self but I'm in my car Rio: not looking a total state now, welcome Nancy: teach me how to make cocktails so I can make new friends? Rio: Ooh Rio: Fun Rio: Grandad gonna be pissed off but deal, old man Nancy: sorry but I need the gays to protect me now, granddad I can't wait for you to come over and be fabulous Rio: I'll invite some of my gay friends if you want Rio: not a hoe you out vibe Nancy: They'll back right off when they sense my 💔 so bring whoever you want Rio: See who's about and up for it Rio: first though, some tlc Nancy: If you bring a boy you like I'll promise not to gag Nancy: Or cry Rio: Trust, there are no boys making me gag or cry atm Nancy: Gross Rio: 😂 Nancy: And I assume disappointing? 🤔 Is that the goal, penis so big it almost kills you or? Rio: Oh honey 😏 Rio: I don't believe for a sec you're so 💔 that you're ready for the lowdown on the d Nancy: Trying to talk about you and your interests since I haven't shut up about me Rio: Sweet Rio: Maybe when I'm drunker myself I'll tell you all about it Nancy: Yeah? Nancy: So there's stuff to tell Nancy: Knew it Rio: Nahhhhhhh Rio: Not my own personal penis Rio: just the basics Nancy: Like basic teenage boys from your street or Ann Summer's basic range? Nancy: Either way, do better if I have to live through you Rio: Damn Rio: Pressure weren't real enough already, like 😜 Rio: Ma like, where's those grandkids @ Nancy: Like she wouldn't come at me with the same question Rio: We're all slacking Rio: for shame Nancy: Wait until she hears about my celibacy Nancy: Sorry auntie Nancy: I gotta do what I gotta do Rio: 'til you 👀 some cuties in the cloob Nancy: I'm giving myself to god Nancy: she's a babe Nancy: full nun mode activated Rio: You talking about Ariana Grande? Nancy: Never Nancy: I've got enough drama in my life without fancying a straight celeb Rio: Celebs don't count Rio: ask anyone, free pass, like Rio: off chance she's out in dubo tonight Nancy: It's 🌈 icons or nothing Nancy: But it's nothing, obviously Nancy: feel free to hit her up yourself though Rio: Picky Rio: I'm good tho, not really my type either Nancy: I could make a bunny joke but we don't need to get back into the Ann Summer's shelves Rio: Don't we? Rio: Celibacy ain't gon' be easy babe Nancy: I've done it before Nancy: First girlfriend, remember Rio: Pringle rules Nancy: Never say that again Nancy: Touches too much of a nerve, which in itself sounds dirty so Rio: 😂 Nancy: Don't laugh at me Nancy: Why did I have to ruin my life? Nancy: 😭 Rio: You had to know, yeah? Nancy: But I should've known anyway Rio: You'd always have a what if Nancy: Yeah but I've just swapped one for another 'cause now Quinn's a what if instead Rio: She's a has been now Rio: in the nicest possible way Nancy: Ouch Rio: Not a never ever though Nancy: Safe to assume Nancy: I wouldn't have me back Rio: Yeah but you're living up to your name rep rn Nancy: ? Rio: A negative Nancy Rio: sure that's not old Nancy: I was going on the McKenna part and I was like, how insulting is this gonna get? Rio: Too real for tonight Nancy: Too real for this month Rio: I'll allow it Nancy: Oh god, I'm gonna have to change all my birthday plans Nancy: Don't let me think about that Rio: Yeah, don't Rio: we'll sort something Rio: but I'm here Rio: pour me a drink and lemme in Nancy: 👌👌 Nancy: Excuse mum and dad's scowls Rio: 😬 Rio: Should I move my car lads Nancy: Back to the 24 and away from my bad influence I'm sure they'd say right now Nancy: not a direct quote Rio: I'll chat 'em round Rio: parents love me Nancy: 😏 Rio: Rude! Nancy: Hey, I'm preparing you for the kind of quality banter you'll have to get used to hearing if you hang around me Rio: Alright, the craic starts here Rio: deal with it, 'rents Nancy: 💚🍀