#idk what is more common a ship name for them and this isn't technically ship art but......... still

[pinkcadavart]

I'm still learning the characters rn so this might not be accurate but please tell me its at least funny

[alo-piss-trancy]

Hey y'all so I'm also trying to plan that fe/mslash ki/nkmeme oneshot while I catch up on omovember drafts and I could use some feedback 😥 If y'all want to offer your votes or even suggestions feel free because I LOVE this prompt but have no clue how far I wanna take it or more importantly: who tops?

The prompt is actually a crossover ship I was already planning to write myself at some point and have wanted to for ages! Yum/eko Jaba/mi (from Kakeg/urui AKA the Gambling Girlz I love to ramble about) and Cele/stia Lude/nburgh (my pretty gambler bae from the first Danga/nronpa). The theme/info given is literally just 'Wager Slave' which I'm guessing equals Temporary Sex Slave/Lost a Bet/You Owe Me type tropes. So yes this prompt was basically made for me lol and I'm hype AF to try and fill it for them! ❤

The problem is how I'd go about writing the fic's plot and any se/xual acts and their flirting dynamic literally hinges on who wins (and therefore gets to be the Master/Mistress). And I can't decide RIP

I mean the Ultimate title means they're literally THE BEST, right? (Or does it just mean one of the best for their age and therefore there can be multiples at that high skill level/they can still be beaten possibly)?

Because technically, as talented as Yu/meko is she's still been shown to lose, and is also okay with losing as long as it's a non-boring game so like... my gut kinda says she would end up being the slave and Cel/este her master (it's no sexy vampire butler Bya/kuya but... she guesses this Yu/meko chick will do).

But ALSO what character would be more fitting for K/akegurui-style nutjob freakouts upon losing than Cel/este? I mean have you seen every victim of Yu/meko's? They completely fly off the handle screaming and cussing her out and have a mental breakdown lmao, I could totally see Cel/este's persona collapsing as she goes into Obnoxious Bitch Mode (tm). And having her have to swallow her pride and get humiliated serving Yu/meko (and hating that she's totally into it, wtf why is she into this?) would be so good, especially if Yu/meko's kinda preachy and smug about drawing out Ce/leste's true self and showing her that she isn't higher than the 'commoners' and she needs to quit lying and deluding herself.

The anon didn't specify at all so idk if they have a preference on the dom c': I could have the table's turn partway thru possibly with the slave revolting/taking a bit of control but idk if that fits the kink/prompt so I'm more inclined to keep it to just. The one being a slave the whole time. You know just a simple d/s type thing.

Help me plz I need opinions. And also ao3 tag suggestions because S/ex Sl/ave actually didn't come up when I tried to search unless it had a major character name attached like one of the supe/rnatural bois. 😿

Edit: adding pics for anyone who might not know names but recognizes them lol. First is Yum/eko, 2nd is Cele/ste

[ask-kurt-wagnerandrpwithhim]

#yo the point isn't about redeeming him: he's still bad nobody said otherwise. it's not about liz's age either like idk how you got there the hell. if the only parent is charged in a case, the kids go to the closest relative. because johnny isn't legally her dad and loki's on earth they gotta stay among jotuns AKA liz's dad. the guy can still lose and have liz charged for something. that's how trials work. that's what could happen here if johnny comes#

After writing this all out I realize I should have just listed all the legal loopholes Liz could use, all the ways she hasn't actually done anything wrong in the eyes of the 9 realms laws, and the fact that as I presume we are basing it off earth laws we know of Lizzy technically can't get into legal trouble unless Odin decides to punish her for... literally anything, really, in many countries there are laws specifically for pissing off the monarch to the point of treason still... maybe this all would have been easier had I chosen to go that route, but I wanted at least one form of a monarchy to hold it's royals legally accountable for shit... anyways, it's a long read to follow.

Laufey is dead, as in most iterations of the comics and in the movies, it has been stated that all of Loki and Liz's other biological siblings are dead on this blog before, and Liz's mom is a cat and those only live for about 15 years I think, so other than Loki she has no biological family the kids could go to, save for some super distant cousins maybe. So, either the children would have to go to Loki or, by your logic since you're right Johnny has not filled out any paperwork to adopt Lizzy, they would go to a trusted advisor of the Jotunhiemn royal family, but when you bring into the mix how abused Lizzy was growing up I don't think any Jotun advisor would be trusted, so they would go to the care of the next royal family willing to care for them.

I've exhausted all my knowledge of how pressing charges against someone works, and the only laws she's broken thus far are as follows: illegal immigration to Earth and maybe assuming a false identity if you squint really hard, the lines on that in regards to a royal faking being a normal person aren't really... there... as it doesn't usually happen, and she hasn't stollen any identities or lied about her name, she just didn't tell anybody she's a princess and even Kurt, who is friends with Loki, did not connect the dots on Liz's last name. So, in a court setting, she could be charged with one thing and the usual punishment for that is a fine and deportation, isn't it? So, he wouldn't be getting much out of insisting charges be pressed for that, especially when you take into consideration that she's blind and stumbling through a shortcut between worlds was a little too easy.

Now, he could insist charges be pressed on whoever has been running Jotunhiemn in her absence because they clearly knew she was on earth, as I have had her state openly that she gets letters from Jotunhiemn inviting her to fancy royal galas and that she even attended a couple before the kids were born and they always brought her back to earth, but that's not exactly her fault, especially since she can't exactly navigate Jotunhiemn on her own -first time she tried she ended up on earth - and she hadn't been there for years. Someone would have had to assist her. And it's not like the 5 foot tall runt who barely uses magic is going to intimidate the giants around her, so you can't even really claim she was demanding they take her back to earth.

The reason I brought up her age is because I was under the impression with all the custody talk that part of the court hearing was going to be a custody battle of some sort, whether it be that she was unfit to be a mother or he was going to demand custody if he got away with being on earth unannounced.

And lastly, it's been shown in the movies and displayed in the comics that shortly after someone who is not meant to be on earth shows up on earth via magical means, or even normal means and simply possesses magic, Strange knows and is deciding if they are a threat or not and how to deal wjth the situation. In the movies this is displayed rather aptly, presumably Loki and Thor had only beem on earth for all of 5 to 20 minutes, depending on how far away from the bifrost landing area picked they needed to walk to get to the nursing home, I would assume not very far but it's New York so foot traffic could have affected that. Loki is suddenly magically yoinked from the sidewalk and Thor is left with a business card that essentially tells him exactly where to go. Strange explains to Thor upin his arival that it's his job as sorcerer supreme to keep track of magical threats and Loki is high on that list but there are obviously magical threats not on the list, if the list is a real thing, just like there are threats to every day life that don't immediately come to mind when you think "in what ways could I possibly die within the next hour?" So, obviously, part of being The Sorcerer Supreme is keeping track of all magical happenings om your planet or in your reality, depending on what cannon you go with, as in some Marvel properties Strange is literally in charge of the magical safety of the very universe he is in, such is the case of Superhero Squad. Strange also showed up pretty quickly to slap the cuffs on Lizzy's ex, who I had not openly stated how long he had been there but tried to imply it wasn't very long as Liz texted Kurt about the situation the moment the fire was set. And even if he had been there long, the moment he became a threat to others Strange was clearly allerted as again he showed up very quickly. So, if Strange is to keep track of all magical happenings on Earth he would have noticed Lizzy when she first arived if he had been given the job by then, if not The Ancient One would have been notified and they, in the comics and movies, are very vigilant almost to the point of paranoia if they weren't proven right about almost everything they warn others about very shortly after warning them, and since Lizzy was never payed a visit by any sorcerer supreme before her house was burnt down we can guess she wasn't seen as a threat of any kind. Since the sorcerer supremes job is to keep track of such things and individuals then we would be able to draw the conclusion that simply being on earth isn't enough to make the sorcerer supreme intervene, however if we go with the idea that simply being on earth unannounced is an issue then the sorcerer supreme of the time she came to earth would be at blame too, since they didn't let anybody know or do anything about it.

All in all, Loki is the only known biological family option if the kids get taken away, Lizzy is likely too young to be at fault for anything Johnny does in the eyes of the laws of the realms, whoever has been running Jotunhiemn in Lizzy's absence is in deep shit for sending her back to earth, the sorcerer supreme at the time likely knew Lizzy showed up in earth out of the blue and did nothing about it, and Lizzy has only actually broken one law which in every iteration of Marvel cannon Thor and Loki have done at least once each but didn't actually get in trouble for on Asgard as usually its banishment and on earth we don't know why nobody does anything about it, so clearly people from other realms and planets dropping on in and setting up camp isn't a big deal in the eyes of the world governments, just when other humans do it. The result we get from this is Lizzy probably can't be charged with anything, Loki is the most likely to get custody of the kids unless rules are different for royals and royal parents get to choose who they sign cutody off to, which is likely the case even on earth, and if Lizzy being on earth is such a big, illegal deal then at least 2 other people are going to be in trouble and she's likely going to get off scott free because, and I can't stress tbis enough, she is a blind abuse victim who had no clue when she got to earth that she was on another planet and nobody sent her back or brought her back when they totally could. Also, since I'm borrowing heavily from Earth court stuff I could have just said Lizzy doesn't even have to be a part of the trial at all since she's a princess and her ex is a non royal nobleman and thus, by earth laws, she is above the law technically as no civil or criminal cases can be taken against members of a royal family here on earth in our reality, though they are still held to certain standards by whoever is above them, such as in England the Queen can punish another member of the royal family for breaking the law. In Lizzy's case, since her dad is dead, she would answer to Odin who is above all royals in all the 9 realms as stated in all comics, movies, and in the myths as well, and seeing as Odin has banished his own sons to earth in many realities, including this one so I have an excuse to ship Thor and Jane, I doubt he would say a damn thing about Lizzy staying on earth. I may seem off the rails, but I promise I know what I'm doing with this. My mother raised me on loopholes and common legal misconceptions because of family history. I know how to weasel myself and my characters out of trouble while still obeying the law to the letter. For instance, a judge will usually allow something that should definitely not be used as evidence based on the fact it's been used before and thus has a "legal president" and they don't actually question if it proves anything or not. Lizzy can't be charged with anything because it's rather common for people from the other realms to go to earth and everybody knows Loki and Thor aren't from earth. Her ex can be charged with attempted regicide, abuse, attempting to force Lizzy into a relationship due to her age and the likelihood that legally in 8 of the 9 realms she is still a child, and possibly even more than that. Lizzy may have to sign custody over to Loki, but I doubt that's gonna do much. The worst possible outcome for Liz: Loki also ends up with legal custody of Lizzy due to her age.