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#idk why i’m getting emosh but i am
killa-trav · 1 year
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Mark Noble and Declan Rice of West Ham United celebrate with the UEFA Europa Conference League trophy after the team's victory during the UEFA Europa Conference League 2022/23 final match between ACF Fiorentina and West Ham United FC at Eden Arena; 07.06.2023
📸; ALEX GRIMM
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this is exactly what i moved here for and it’s a good thing like 98% of the time but oh my god i’m literally all alone in this city……….
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pedrospatch · 1 year
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Peach being pregnant literally makes so much sense to the plot??? Idk how anyone could hate that??? I for one am SO excited about it!!! Those two loves deserve all the happiness and what could be more beautiful than seeing that proof of their love?
I suppose hate is a strong word non lmao I meant dislike it/they get turned off by it and stop reading which is so valid, but I suppose part of me feels a bit guilty for anyone who read the story and they don’t like the trope or it’s a trigger and I feel like I made them waste their time? :/
it’s the reason why I hinted it in chapter 8/spoiled it in the sneak peek for chapter 9 so people know it’s coming and anyone who doesn’t like the trope won’t “waste their time” for lack of a better phrase haha
but with that being said, her pregnancy is going to drive the plot where I need it to go and play a HUGE part in the way Luke meets his end.
also why did “proof of their love” kinda make me emosh like clearly she was under so much distress with Luke she couldn’t conceive and being with a man who loves and adores her and who she feels safe with…now she’s gonna be a mama 🥹
okay I’m talking too much imma shut up now but thank you for the reassurance non! 🤍
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roxy206 · 1 year
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Trixie Recreates Her Drag Race Season 7 Finale Look! — 07/10/2023
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We’re taking a stroll down memory lane
And I can’t believe I still have them — idk is anyone surprised lol
Ask Katya, she’ll tell you — I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine
Why am I nostalgic for a time I wasn’t even around for??
I remember Katya came to visit me & stayed with me overnight — why is it so cute & funny that she specified the overnight part
Her coming to visit me was so magical — 😭😭😭😭😭
Trixie mentioning three times in such a short amount of time that Katya visited her. Oh my god. I love how it clearly meant so much to her getting to see Katya & how it’s still such a special memory
I don’t know how many of y’all watched Bob’s video where she followed this tutorial but the way I clocked the time period before Bob even said anything about how tan & fit Trixie was
I had just broken up with someone — the plot thickens
It’s actually, like — hearing Trixie talk about having 15-20 people in the audience & thinking about where she is now? That alone makes me a bit emosh because I just love how much can change
Also as an aside, my friends & I had a trip to P Town planned … in 2020. So I really hope that at some point we’re able to actually do that
This is actually making me so nostalgic
We also have the podcast today, you guys. I think I’m going to sit with Katya & do the podcast in this old Trixie makeup. I wanna see what she says when she walks in
This video is making me feel a lot of feelings
You absolutely have to give it to Trixie that the makeup skills even with this look have absolutely improved
Does Trixie think we don’t already know you have to convince her it’s her idea?
THE BLUE CONTACTS
Look into the eyes of delusion & insanity
Katya’s going to be coming here for a podcast pretty soon & I think we should just get her reaction. I think she’s gonna flip the fuck out
Season seven. You did — It looks great
Pleeeeeaaaaase Trixie walking out the door to put her arms around Katya
You’re scaring me, you’re scaring me. It’s actually scary
This is not a read — Ahahahahaha Katya absolutely bringing down the level of delusion Trixie was feeling 😂
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yikesharringrove · 2 years
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Okay fuckers episode 5.
The sound design of this season is the best of all the seasons. They’ve taken some cues from the soundtrack of horror movies and I think they’ve created a soundscape that’s super intriguing.
Stranger things has a habit of going for body horror and gore and just. Not hitting the mark. They don’t make it gross enough or they don’t really take the time to show the damage. Like the kid that gets vecna’d over the water, they don’t relish those scenes of his body being fucked is when they should. I want these people to be having videodrome or re-animator level fucked up deaths.
(Merlin and I spent hours last night talking abt this and we were both saying season 3 would’ve been totally improved by upping the disgust factor in the meat monster by having it LOOK like it was made of body parts. Like if there were recognizable limbs and shit or if the characters made comments on the rotten horrifying smell of it. Think Tusk)
I also am just sick of cgi. What makes old school horror movies so scary and revolting is how real practical effects look. I know you can’t really crumple someone up like Vecna does without creating a fake body and that’s expensive and difficult, but it looks so much better
I’m still loving the scary vibes, especially the haunted house kinda thing but I just really really miss the season 1 low budget b horror energy. The show has lost all the things that made it really stand out to me as something exciting in the beginning
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I literally dread the moment someone in the California gang suggests going to Utah. It’s probably to use Suzie’s radio and I’m gonna throw up when they cross that state line.
Why is el constantly wearing like twelve layers of clothing
Idk this Nina project thing is giving me bad vibes
NO FUCKING WAY
Dude Bren we was fucking killed WHAT is going on I don’t need this I don’t want this
This man makes my fucking skin crawl “let us work together, daughter and papa” BITCH EW
Bro how many times is this child gonna be traumatized before I can sleep again????
Let hopper rest challenge
“I have a family, I have three kids waiting for me” YES YOU DO, JOYCE. THREE OF THEM I’m getting emosh
Eddie slamming his way through this house like he isn’t a murder suspect
NOT STEVE CURLED UP ON THAT CHAIR LIKE A LITTLE KITTY I love him I love him he’s perfect in every way someone please send me a high res photo of this (and I ignore my dirty laptop screen)
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“Cold beer would really calm my jangled nerves”
Lmao Ted telling these kids to fuck off
Max literally listening to ONLY kate bush and ridiculous volumes that’s the vibe
HOLLY IS SO FUCKING GROWN WHAT
Loving Max’s shitty art skills
“Maybe the answer is somewhere in this incredibly vague drawing. God, we need Will.” I actually love this. How wills drawings were so important to figuring shit out in season 2 and max is trying to use that same process but she’s terrible at art bc she’s just a person love this I don’t know why it’s just making my heart happy
Nancy origami-ing this house together. Lowkey would’ve lost my shit if that had been Steve putting it all together. He needs a moment to be smart and I think something visual like this could really be in his wheelhouse. I’m gonna do a fic where it’s Steve that puts it all together
Also bc I could totally see him and tommy and Carol daring each other to go into the Creel house and shit (Ted bundy had a house in my home town and we used to dare each other to go to the porch and knock on the door and shit and Hawkins kids would totally be the same)
WAIT DID THEY SHAVE ELS HEAD AGAIN OR IS THIS A FLASHBACK??? I hate flashback story telling it’s so fucking confusing gd
Is this a truama response? I guess. Bro idk what’s going on
What is with those weird little shoes the older kids have on?
Okay this plastic face bitch needs to get out of my face I literally can’t stay him he’s like fucking Michael Langdon I wanna punch him
STOP calling her sleepyhead I can’t deal
I’m kind of here for this sucked up time loop though
NOT THESE FRUITS BURYING A BODY
Will is literally using a hoe to dig he’s a nightmare
Obsessed with argyle’s very real reaction
Lmao D.A.R.E. Officer will
I KNEW something was gonna be hidden in the pen these guys suck
Some of these Russian guys are super hot and for WHAT
WAIT SO MUCH OF WHAT I HEADCANONED FOR HOPPERS BACKSTORY WAS JUST MADE CANON him fighting in Vietnam (I mean that obv) but it being spurred on by his shitty father that ‘thinks he’s a piece of shit’ I mean. I’ve written shit where billy and hop bind over their fucked up dads and the way we REALLY could’ve had hop seeing through Billy’s facade I’m gonna scream
This agent orange story is so so fucked up and the way that this is REAL are you kidding? I’m freaking out
Oh rip Sarah
THEY DO NEED YOU HOP AND YOU NEED THEM IT GOES BOTH WAYS
I’m gonna cry omg
Oh Christ Chrissy’s mom can fuck RIGHT off
I have to say the music they use when someone sees the clock, and the chimes are like bassed up and slowed it’s really cool
Jason needs to fuck off i fucking can’t with him
Stupid fucking Jason writing reefer ricks instead of reefer rick’s
“Should I knock? See if anybody’s home?” Steve you just pried off the wood that was keeping this place boarded up
“I found a key” queen of chaos robin Buckley
Thank god Steve has the limbs of a giraffe so someone in this group could reach the knob
Okay but Steve’s blank look when Dustin “do you need to be told everything? You’re not a child”joe keery sometimes just goes so dead in the eyes sometimes and it’s my favorite thing in the world
Also “thank you” “you’re welcome” he’s my baby boy I love him
“Why’s this wizard obsessed with clocks?” Idk Steve why am I obsessed with you? Sometimes people are just obsessed with things
Let Steve hit Dustin over the head like real brothers would challenge
“Why’d you sigh?” “I didn’t sigh, just come on dude” love Steve playing this off like it wasn’t the biggest most dramatic sigh in the whole world
We had a very similar lamp in my childhood home lol
THIS CONVO ABOUT MURRAY’S KARATE CLASS IM OBSESSED Jeremiah is my new favorite side character
If I have to hear this whore say “well well…” I’m gonna go on a murder spree
These flashes between cgi little el and old el is making my vertigo act up
“Good morning children” “good morning Miss Hannigan”
Brenner can choke on the biggest fattest dick
Sensory deprivation tanks are one of my biggest fears ngl
Argyle is the queer that can’t drive we all needed in this show
no. No no no no NO olease DONT please don’t
They showed that map of Utah and I ralphed
Will singing never ending story lub him
Eddie looks like if Alex Horne and Erin mcgehey had a child
This fucker that wears a trucker hat everywhere, even while wearing a suit is such a douchebag jock vibe I love
Why do NONE of my green colored pencils function FUCK
“If there’s a spider nesting in there you’re never gonna find it u too it lays eggs and all the babies spill out” ROBIN PLEASE
I love Steve constantly being like “we’re friends we’re friends we’re friends” and saying how he WOULD date robin but she wouldn’t date him. I hate that he and Nancy are sniffing around one another but he makes it very clear that he doesn’t think he’s too good for Robin or that she’s not attractive, but that she actually wants nothing more than platonic with him without outing her. I just think it’s very sweet
STEVE STARTED TO TRY TO QUOTE THE SHERLOCK HOLMES QUOTE DUSTIN SAID QND I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM HES SO EMBARRASSING
And then he just walks away he’s such a baby such a baby
Kate bush will NEVER lose her magic powers that wuthering heights video is fucking amazing
Lucas being a lil dork I’m so so glad he’s a real character again after last season
I think the sound design is my favorite of all the seasons. The clock noise is cool and the way they’re using running up that hill to play quietly and distorted in certain scenes is really interesting
This whole flashback is like some umbrella academy rip off shit
Not them vying for brenners pocket taffy
Anytime this gross waxwork lookin bitch speaks I am filled with unspeakable rage
Bro where’s Kali in all these flashbacks??? I’ve been honking that since the beginning that first flashback really bothered me bc of all the kids besides 11 were killed how did Kali survive/did she escape earlier than that when she was like 4???? I hate it
“My fingers are like arrows!” The theatre if it all what a whore I love Murray
The karate has really payed off good for you dude
And then Murray and Joyce were frozen for sixty years like captain America
Yes Steve being the Scooby gang leader for five seconds loml
Eddie I promise you can paddle faster than he can swim
If Vecna can fuck with the flashlights he could totally fuck with the Walkman too
Lmao Eddie falling overboard
Good job girl FUCK brenner I hate him I hate him
Why did they reshave els head??? I don’t get it and bc it’s a wig it makes her head look oddly shaped
“Papa” “daughter” 🤢
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magdasabs · 2 years
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I’m I’m going to need your anons to not be so emosh about players… idk why but that ask about Jordan Hobbs made me tear up even tho literally all I know about here is she’s an arsenal ledge and is/maybe not dating LW. I’m not an easy hangover but I am an easy crier and shit about players getting old makes me sad, whether I know anything about them or not. Big life changes or team changes = crying even if it’s for the best.
Congrats to your anons, they’ve inadvertently broken down my soft side… -🥃🍷🍸🍹🍻
aw drunk anon, don't cry please. It's not for certain yet! But ngl seeing how happy she was when she scored did make me a bit emotional too
can I do something to cheer you up? or perhaps you should just go to bed, it'll be time to wake up soon
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chelsorz07 · 6 years
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I posted these as asks four years ago and never got to answer any so
THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE SEEING THESE FROM ME, DIDN’T YA? Me too, I’m so sorry
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair.
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? I have like two cups of coffee a month but have only drank booze twice in the past year so coffee I guess.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Many times.
4. Do you plan outfits? Sometimes I’ll want to wear a specific shirt but it’s rarely ever clean and I never pick out clothes sooner than right before my shower.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Tired but I still have to put the garbage out before I can go to bed and my neck and knees are killing me so I can’t get off the couch. But I’m in an okay mood.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Throw pillow.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Idk I’d like to say I’d be a badass about it but honestly I’d probs scream.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I legit don’t remember. I dream every night but they usually fly right out of my head when I wake up.
9. Three of your current feelings? Tired, hungry, in pain. 
10. What are you craving right now? Cheeseburger and onion rings.
11. Turn ons? Um...intelligence, wit, shoulders, eyes, ginger beards.
12. Turn offs? Arrogance, chauvinism, people who don’t like cats.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Coleslaw.
14. When was the last time you cried? Why? I was doing a concert in my living room last night, as I often do, and some of the songs got me a little emosh.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? Black Widow or Loki.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? No but she did change the way she treated me so I’m taking that for what it is.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I don’t eat ice cream because it hurts my teeth no matter which method of eating I use.
18. Favorite movie ever? Bring it On.
19. Do you like yourself? Depends on the day. Actually it changes even more frequently than that.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Many. None will top Jensen Ackles though. Well. Except Misha. Note the double entendre lol
21. Could you handle being in the military? I definitely could not. I’m also too old to enlist even if I wanted to.
22. What are you listening to right now? Walking Dead, season 1 episode 2. Because every time I start the series over, I pick up from episode 3 since I don’t really care about anyone but Daryl until Jesus happens. But today I felt like a refresher from the beginning.
23. How many countries have you visited? I went to Canada once.
24. Are your parents strict? They were while I was being raised. Then my little sister had like no rules.
25. Would you go sky diving? No way.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Hell yeah.
27. Whats on your mind right now? I’m really just trying to gather the motivation to get up and pee, then take the garbage out so I can go to sleep.
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? Ehh not really.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? No but I would tour the shit out of some if I had the opportunity.
30. Do you rent movies often? Almost never because who does that anymore? But we did just rent Mile 22 from the Redbox a few weeks ago. It was pretty meh for Wahlberg.
31. Whats your zodiac sign? Leo.
32. When was the last time you had sex? A month ago. Purely by circumstance. My husband is currently on week four of a five week work rotation in Texas.
33. Name five facts about yourself. Lord. I have rapidly deteriorating joints and it fucking hurts everywhere all the time. I’ve spent the past 48 hours going back through my entire tumblr, over 300 pages. I only make homemade mac n cheese, not boxed. I’m almost finished rereading every Desus fic on AO3 for the second time (some more than two but I mean going through literally every page). One of my cats is sitting above my head and purring really loudly and another is sitting to my left snoring.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? Got caught driving in a blizzard. Spun off the road several times, including once off of an on-ramp. Like do not enter, wrong direction. If I hadn’t made it to the hotel right next to the on-ramp I really would’ve been fucked.
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? Not really.
36. Brown or white eggs? White.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Most of my material possessions are from the hot topical, yes. Clothes, jewelry, funkos, makeup, miscellaneous other merch. It’s like a lot.
38. Ever been on a train? I have not.
39. Ever been in love? I am.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? I hate this question. Of course I want a million dollars. But I’ve always wanted to stay in a haunted house anyway.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? JJ Ackles. Except that I wouldn’t wish my life on her. Can we just be siblings instead?
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? I’m already attractive. And my life expectancy isn’t that high as it is.
43. Whom do you admire and why? My husband because he does crazy shit like work 35 days in a row when he’s only supposed to work 14 just to make sure all our bills are paid and we have savings because I’m too crippled to work at all right now.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? I didn’t get bedtime stories.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? I am literally capable of doing nothing, except maybe let her use my phone to call 911 if she hasn’t already.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? No. I can’t even choose my own profession.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? Idk about best but my most recent one was pretty good. I hadn’t had alcohol in over a year but a few weeks ago my sister turned 21 and we had family game night at my parents’ house so I got a little buzzed on some grapefruit White Claws and for about four hours I wasn’t in physical pain. Plus we all had a really good time just hanging out and playing games and everybody got along. That has 100% never happened in my family before. Also the last time I smoked weed, which was MANY years ago, like 6 or 7, it had the same effect and reduced my joint pain.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? Worst with drugs was the night I smoked an entire joint just in my living room alone and it must have been strong shit because I threw up immediately. Worst experience drinking was probably all of 2010.
50. As you’re walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? Probs I’m desperate and not that great of a person.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? Yes? WTF kind of question is that? It’s 2019, AIDS isn’t cooties.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? Depends what kind of pistol. If it’s a revolver you can see the rounds in the barrel. 
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 20.
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? Nope. Well I still haven’t ruled out ghosts but I also know how to dispatch them so.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to? HELL naw.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? Janice Ian.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? We love a renaissance.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? Probably.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? Not even for like a day.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? Yes. I want a girl. Come for me.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? I want that money beech.
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I hate this. I hate being so doubtful and over analytical. I’m stressing about everything. Alex makes valid points and shes got an outside perspective. I don’t look at those things because I don’t want to. But she words it like I’m being a blind idiot, and shes always been so intuitive about people. 
I cant tell if its what she said or if its the fact its her saying it. Has my FP switched ? The whole thing with Malu got me all sketchy and now Alex being so vocal.. idk maybe I’ve switched to Al now. She kept saying how she likes brunettes and how she wants to do Dam and strip clubs with me. She talks so deep with me. She even got me to open up and talk about my little side and I’ve never done that with any friend. I told her alot. She asked questions and we talked so much and she understood too and didnt make me feel like a freak. I just felt so heard. Fuck I think I’m fixated on her. I got jealous when she said she was moving out with Jordan, she wanted to move out with me ! But i missed that window, she waited ages for me and I ended up moving out on my own. So I can’t blame her. She’s so fucking sweet. The way she said she was helping Jordan’s inner child by doing things he wanted to do but never got to do when he was a kid coz his Dad left. Its that care giver side to her that really draws me to her. Damn I gotta stop this. I’m seeing her tomorrow. I’ll probs end up going over there when I take her home. I really wanna see her more. I feel bad I didnt take her to boomtown, I should never have doubted her. omg stfu Georgia. 
I’m a stupid mess. Getting emosh over the littlest things and irrelevant things at that too. idk how to voice most of them either because most dont make sense. I’ve just gone all mute. Like having every channel on your TV on at the same time and trying to focus on whats being said, its impossible. 
I really dont wanna fuck up today, but I just feel like I will because I’m all over the place. I’m batting away the dark intrusive thoughts, but my god are they compelling. We even spoke about that last night. Why do we get such an urge to self destruct and relapse? Why is healing and getting better so mundane that you get to the point that you miss the toxicity ? She said she feels like that too. Its just comfortable to be in those dark places you got so used to. But I’ve gotta keep trying to be better than that. 
my head hurts. I wanna switch off. I can’t bring her out anymore, not fully and its getting super frustrating. I’m so fed up with the suppression. But what else am I s’posed to do ? Alex said had I ever shown her that side of me, I don’t remember having done so. But the thought intrigued me, I’d want to. I think she could really give me what I need. That’s just the mummy issues talking, but its true though. Maybe one time I will. But idek how to even present that part of me anymore, she’s so shut off. It’s that constant cycle of getting the same treatment and reactions my parents did which fucking caused this whole thing. I need to delete those videos. It doesn’t help and its more harmful that anything. 
What do I do today ? How can I do something positive and productive? What can I do that would make Jordan happy and proud of me ? Should I talk to Al ? no, don’t do that. I literally cannot think of anything other than mindless distractions to help relax me. Just to keep all the thoughts at bay. 
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tellywoodtrash · 7 years
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ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb
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now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised! 
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ep 400 (30.10.17)
ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage. 
YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 
ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs. 
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!! 
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i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭
yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs! 
ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit? 
UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING. 
anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl???? 
IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP. 
lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath. 
YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM 
pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t. 
“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”
ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap. 
and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best. 
ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd. 
this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst. 
OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE. 
god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck. 
YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY
why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.) 
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never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai. 
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ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein. 
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oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢
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ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main. 
GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP. 
great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄
i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this. 
ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒
okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow. 
OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN
ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss????? 
god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass. 
waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya. 
lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie. 
this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying. 
YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!
GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH. 
ep 401 (31.10.17)
aaaaaaaand golu molu is back. 
shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.  
... is there a reason he got outta costume for this???? 
and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY. 
man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah. 
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“i’m not trying, i AM cute.” 
pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you. 
my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks. 
i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela. 
OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM????? 
ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya
WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG
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fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 
OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???
ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki. 
god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍
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haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart. 
of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining. 
i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had. 
OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO
angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭
and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style. 
ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts. 
ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣
shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him. 
aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is. 
“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI! 
omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????  
ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.
why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed??? 
ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done. 
LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂
shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max. 
lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him. 
“THA NAHI. HOON.” 
daaaaaaaaaayum son! 
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LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.” 
styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs. 
god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫
lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair. 
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obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍
gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG
EP 402 (01.11.17)
LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka. 
can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it. 
hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby. 
OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI. 
WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????
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awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭
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OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh... 
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lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs. 
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how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz??? 
ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame. 
LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA
shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls? 
god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame. 
“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.” 
lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”  
i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back. 
protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage. 
... we’re back in OM? 
oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well. 
ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay. 
shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool. 
CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!
heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no? 
still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)
“hota hai.”
haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota. 
oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea. 
meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there. 
gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???
maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it. 
ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt????? 
STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD. 
“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”
YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD. 
omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF. 
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“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”
god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding. 
“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????” 
LOLOLOL
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fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much. 
ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg. 
YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE. 
pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii. 
of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man. 
ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible. 
lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think. 
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pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on. 
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LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH 
LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION
“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍
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omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh. 
obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces. 
wow. that was hella easy. 
ep 403 (02.11.17)
wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.
“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO 
anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING. 
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but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.
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ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension. 
uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!
omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are! 
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ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what. 
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snort. fucking idiot. 
“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”
LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL????? 
omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha
I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA. 
IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER????? 
goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person???? 
lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha
ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage. 
LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???” 
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“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!? 
lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together. 
OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein. 
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the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing. 
oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this. 
pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha. 
LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH 
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ouff the amount of nautanki. 
LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL
lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi
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OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA
ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught! 
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OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA
ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days. 
kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela. 
gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment. 
great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days. 
like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.
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lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii. 
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and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?! 
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lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee 
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ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning. 
lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard. 
ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko. 
anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.
ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh. 
aaaaaand these two are fighting. 
“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???” 
lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa
god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES. 
ep 404 (03.11.17)
servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’
godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.
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shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.
ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls. 
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awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai. 
um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes??? 
ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding. 
what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale. 
I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!
lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something. 
..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot. 
lmao bhavya’s such an enabler. 
ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo. 
anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti. 
he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*
calllled it. 
bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better. 
OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT. 
GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE 
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NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏
oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo. 
SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS
abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.
that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro???? 
GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT. 
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“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”
i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!
oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been???? 
THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH. 
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dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?! 
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OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯
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OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡
lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much. 
UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Alphabet Tag
A – Accidents
01. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, two. But not bad ones and not while I’ve been driving. 
02. Do you have a lot of scars? I have a couple 
03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? no 
04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? not seriously hurt 
05. Have you ever had stitches? Where? I guess I must have had stitches when I had my appendix out but I was too young to remember
B – Beauty
06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? no 
07. Are you self conscious of how you look? yes very 
08. Do you put on a lot of makeup? When I’m going out then yes I put makeup on but I wouldn’t say I put a lot on. 
09. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? No, unless you count getting your teeth straightened then yes I would 
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful? their spirit and personality.
C – Consequences
11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? I was never grounded 
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion? i can’t even think about that, literal nightmare 
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people? Yes 
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you? Take my family away 
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end? Idk
D – Dealing
16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? Don’t speak to them 
17. Name a time when you had to be strong. when Ethan left 
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home? Parents used to fight every Sunday when I was a kid 
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react? Thankfully I’m not in school anymore 
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it. Only pets. I cried a lot
E – Experience
21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Yes I’ve had two jobs 
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all? Not at all :’) 
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far? totes emosh 
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? No way. As much as I love the idea of having my own place I dont like being home alone at night 
25. How old do you act? Idk, I definitely dont act as grown up as other 22 year olds but then I have times when I act like an 80 year old
F – Family
26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? i don’t speak to a lot of my cousins, its not that we fell out or anything I just have soooooo many cousins and were not all close 
27. If you had to choose, family or friends? Family 
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything?   I can tell my mom anything I just chose to keep some things to myself 
 29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them? I have an older sister. I do get jealous of her because she’s always been the pretty sister and she actually has a job and suceeds at life whereas I’m a 22 year old unemployed girl with anxiety who still lives with her parents and has no idea what to do with her life 
 30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members? every day
G – Growing
31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? 5 ft 7, I’m okay being this height 
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that? nope 
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish? Like I said earlier, it depends on the day. 
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50? Yes 
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn? Yes
H – Hope
36. Love – real or not? real 
37. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? Bit of both depending on the situation, my mood, who I’m with 
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way?   Obviously our actions have consequences but I do believe everything happens for a reason 
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? Yes 
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying? Family
I – Issues
41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? Yes 
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability? Yes, I have hashimotos thyoiditis 
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex? Not in a relationship, never have been. 
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world? Nope 
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away? Think about death more than I should but thats living with anxiety.
J – Jokes
46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) ‘Penetrating eyes’ 
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh,Or the other way around? I make people laugh, but I’m also easy to make laugh
 48. Do you cry when you laugh hard? Yes
 49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day! Too many memories with my sis
 50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class? I haven’t been in class for years now but I did used to get told off for laughing, I’m a giggler
K – Knowledge
51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? To learn and to be with friends 
 52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average? Smart, because I’m god with technology and I can quite often answer questions on quiz shows because my brain remembers useless knowledge 
 53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever? I got distinction (highest possible mark in that course) for something I did in theatrical make up class                                                                                     54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher?                                                                                                            I dont know what that means cause I’m not a student..                                    55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)?                                                                                                          History, although I didn’t actually study it but I wish I did
L – Love
56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? No & no. 
 57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)? Yes
 58. Is love worth it? Probably                                                                                                              59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months?                                 No, its none of my business. and if thats what they believe they are feeling at that time then good for them                                                                              60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word?  I only say it to family and people I really do love. I think it gets thrown around too much these days
M – Money
61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round? Yes, annoyingly. You can’t really do anything without money 
 62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money? Average I think. We have a lot of debts but we still never go without or anything like that. Compared to other people I wouldn’t say we are poor 
 63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to? Nope
 64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start a family with? Not gonna lie, id rather win the money (in pounds though cause dollars are useless in UK) because I could help my family, pay for the carpark my church needs, donate some and not have to worry about bills or anything again
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you?                            Like 8, but only because its so important to the world. I don’t like that money is so vital because its something that is so easily lost and peoples lives have crumbled because of money trouble. Its scary.
N – Naughty
66. Are you a virgin? Yes
 67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with? Its not for me, but who am I to judge anyone else who wants to do that. 
 68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that? Nope
 69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more? Yes
 70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both! Nice
O – Openness
71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? Not that long really, I’m too trusting of people and I get attached quickly 
 72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone? If I get the feeling that they trust me, and that they’re a genuine person who actually cares and isn’t just looking for gossip or using me 
 73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason? Nope I’m quite trusting I think
 74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually? Never. there was someone who I got very close to a few years ago but I still never wanted to do anything like that. We kissed and that was about it but even then I was like nope I don’t like this 
 75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them? i tell my mom the most but theres still stuff I wouldn’t tell her but might tell my close friends. But even then theres stuff that I just wouldn’t tell anyone ever no matter how much I trust them
P – Positive
76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? Do you remember the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? Hasn’t everyone had negative experiences with people.thats just life
 77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all? I guess so 
 78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be? i swear we’ve already had this question!
 79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything? Yes
 80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but something really good happened because of it? If so, please explain what it was: one of the worst days of my life was a couple years ago. I was in hospital for 10 hours while they did tests and X-rays and shiz because they suspected I had a blood clot in my lung because I had chest pains and I couldn’t breathe and it was just the scariest day. Turns out I didn’t and I was totally fine, it was either a muscle thing or just anxiety..but if I had never gone into hospital that day they would never had done a blood test and would never had spotted that there was something wrong with my thyroid. also turns out that with my type of throid disease, if left untreated it can cause you to go into a coma.. so yeah I guess something good came out of that horrible experience
Q – Questions
81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? Try to figure it out then ask for help if I’m really stuck
 82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation? I’m a christian so I believe in God & creation but it still blows my mind. 
 83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be? HA no, I don’t trust the government as far as I can throw ‘em. 
 84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go?  Depends who it is and what they’ve done
 85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to? who is Banksy?! I wanna know who it is and what they look like :’)
R – Respect
86. How do you show respect? Be polite, have manners, smile
 87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them? Be rude, ignorant, untrustworthy, lie
 88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures? Parents yes. anyone else, it depends if they deserve respect, if they behave in a way that should be respected
 89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment? Im not disrespectful to my parents. We don’t have the type of relationship where they would punish me anyway, they would just laugh it off
 90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness? Just cut them out my life tbh
S – School
91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? N/a
 92. When will you graduate high school/college? N/a
 93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do? N/a
 94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it? N/a
 95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school? no, no, yes. I dropped out of college like 3 times.
T – Temptation
96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? Yes
 97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it? I’ve been pressures to drink but I said no. 
 98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it? No
 99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did you end up doing? Nope.                                                                                                                100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed?                                                                                                       It depends on what it is. I’m not very good as resisting temptation if its something I really want to do
U – Unique
102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? No
 103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces? I just wear what I want, what I feel comfortable it
 104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex? Im quite stubborn so I don’t give in to peer pressure
 105. What makes you different from people your age? I’ve never been to a nightclub, never got drunk, never had sex, I’m not in university, I actually like my family
V – Value
106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? My macbook
 107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people? Loved ones for sure, my life is going nowhere
 108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you? My teddy I’ve had since I was born. 
 109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab? My pets, my family, my laptop maybe if I had time purely because its so freakin expensive and theres no way I could ever afford to buy another one. Id wanna take my whole bedroom with me because its taken me so damn long to get it how it is now and I’m really happy with it
 110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future? Idk
W – Wishes
111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? My health & skinny body back, unlimited money for me and my family, for cruelty & hate to be gone from the world 
 112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones? Loved ones
 113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them? Nope
 114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish? No
 115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen? Not really, I still make wishes even though I know they won’t come true its just nice to have that hope. I pray more than wish.
(I've just realised theres no ‘x’ and that questions 116-120 are missing..?)
Y – You
121. Are you more independent or social? Independant 
 122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it? Animal cruelty, terrorism, hate of any kind
 123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things? I hope so 
 124. Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life? Develop
 125. Do you think people are generally good ? Everyone has the potential to be good, its about how you are bought up and how you choose to be
Z – Zest
126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? no. I’m fat, unhealthy, unemployed, single, blah blah blah 
 127. Do you go on FacebookCraze.com to get facebook survey’s and quizzes like this one? nope.. never heard of it..
 128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it? it depends what the change is but I tend to be scared. Change makes me anxious 
 129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people? Nope
 130. What is the most motivational thing in the world? Idk haha
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About Me
I was tagged by my lovelies @p0tat0catofwesteros @i-kneel-for-king-loki
My Faves: Dean Ambrose, Finn Balor, Seth Rollins, AJ Styles, Chris Jericho, The Shield,. Marvel, DC, I’m ALWAYS Team Cap and I love him and Bucky,Pietro Maximoff and The Hulk. I love Batman and Supeman
I always reblog: Finn Balor, AJ, Dean, Seth and anything that makes me smile like klamille, delena, FP Jones
Where I live: in the UK, Birmingham Pets: None. Now don’t kill me I’m not an animal lover but my fiance has a cat and he said I have to get use to her n I am not heartless so im gonna have to😂😂😂
What You Should Know: idk what to say here like I am not good talkin bout myself I’m a muslim I've been told I aint a typical muslim(whatever that is😂😂) but I am shy if I dont know you I also have my moments where I could be the happiest person or the saddest depending on my mood n how I feel Also I’m getting married in August (shitting myself yet happy too) I love Delena Like they are my #1OTP ever! I’m an emosh person so I literally cry at anything. Theres a reason why my name says geek cos I watch a lot of tv and I mean alot like I love the crap I watch 😂😂😂
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