#ierian plays me1

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here she is lads..... michaela shepard, colonist war hero and beloved local jewish trans woman in space. i keep telling myself she’ll be my renegade playthrough but like, yall know what i’m like by now right

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pressly has already gone fully gray and iirc somewhere it’s established he already has at least kids if not grandkids, and he mentions his grandfather died on shanxi............ which was 26 years ago

[tour guide voice] and to your left you’ll see evidence bioware can’t maintain a coherent logical timeline to save their lives #52,

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shoutout to younger me playing me1 for the first time, selected custom fshep, and PANICKED when it did the “DATA CORRUPTED, ENTER NEW DATA” thing cause she thought that meant something broke. good times

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how surprised would yall be if i got to eden prime and promptly stopped playing to go write more of broken mirror lmfao

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where’s my option to agree with kaidan about everyone overreacting to nihlus and the council having a right to send him along. michaela isn’t the biggest fan of aliens but she’s a very rational and practical person and she understands why the council would want their own guy to assess the normandy. i don’t want paragon points from this

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shepard, when told they’ve been nominated for the spectres: i don’t like other people making decisions about my future for me anderson: this isn’t ABOUT you this is about HUMANITY

this is?? so shady???? the council literally says you have the right to refuse if you want to??? i mean this definitely validates how i’m writing anderson in broken mirror but like christ the alliance is so fucking yikes-a-doodle

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anderson just blatantly, right in front of nihlus, being like “the alliance wants a spectre so we can assert more political power and have a bigger say in things” is so,,,,, hm! don’t like that!

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“[spectres] usually operate alone, or in small groups”

within 5 minutes of starting the game chakwas is validating all my spectre headcanons, thanks space mom

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jenkins..... my son................

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also im gonna tag liveblogs with “#ierian plays me1″ so just blacklist that if u want me to shut up lol

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if that file’s from 2016 then i honestly dont know what that michaela looks like so let’s just. make a new version.

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those like 2 minutes at the start of the game where saren is relaxed and making jokes and has a radically different demeanor in general compared to the rest of the game because nihlus is there, rb if u agree

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yknow that one vine with the dude who’s possessed by a demon and it’s like “hey dude do you want anything” “the souls of the damned!” “a bagel” “no!!!!” “two bagels”

that’s saren and sovereign up until post-virmire

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sovereign wanted nihlus to die cause saren was more focused on gay thoughts than on the mission txt it

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i always forget husks are fucking bullet sinks in me1..... thank u bioware 4 nerfing them 2 hell n back for the later games

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ok the prologue is always the part of me1 that i hate the most and i just breezed through eden prime so i think going back to xbox is actually beneficial for my enjoyment of my favorite game lol...... anyway i’m gonna slog through as much of the prologue as i can then go write more of broken mirror and possibly finish up a kryterius prompt in my inbox ;)