#if dirk drinks coffee in your fanworks i need like a content warning for that

[dont-offend-the-bees]

oh my god i thought i was the only dirk drinking coffee hater. thank you for assuring me i’m not alone and also for having the correct take on this issue wjdjdjdjfne

You, me, @clockworkcheetah and also @kieren-fucking-walker need to start an Anti-Coffee-Drinker-Dirk alliance. We will march under the flag of that one stupid throwaway joke that doesn't make sense but definitively states he is not a coffee drinker. Yes this is the hill I have chosen to die on. I'm right. We're right. Dirk is important representation for gays who don't care for coffee. Fight me.