#if five had grown up like everyone else and never disappeared he wouldve been getting into a different bar fight every season

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Hot take but the only reason Five seems more competent than the other Umbrellas is bc he Actually Knows Shit and spent way too long dealing with the fallout of said shit to ignore it (Diego and Klaus). Like, if Five was given the same amount of info as everyone else, he’d be just as fucking stupid as them.