#if someone knows where to get the crab phone lemme know

[sleepy-bebby]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Crustacean phone ☎️

Also, Salvador Dalí made a lobster phone.

[kpopcinnamonswirlroll]

50 Questions Tag

I was tagged by @abangtanfangirl​ ^-^

1.       What takes up too much of your time?

Work, Youtube, Anxiety/Depression

2.       What makes your day better?

Music, sleep, cuddling with loved ones(without them teasing me for wanting attention)

3.       What’s the best thing that happened to you today?

umm... it’s only like 1:30pm..? I guess having ice cream for breakfast..?

4.       What fictional place would you like to go?

Hmm... probably Hogwarts.

5.       Are you good at giving advice?

I guess so? A lot of people repeatedly come to me for advice, even for subjects I have no personal experience with (ie dating, sex, relationships, how to run a business). I guess I’m just blessed with wisdom.

6.       Do you have any mental illnesses?

Yeah, it’s great, lemme tell ya

7.       Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

I don’t think so, if I did I was a baby.

8.       What musician inspired you the most?

I guess BTS..? Idk, I don’t really think about this.

9.       Have you ever fallen in love?

I... don’t know. Like, I get crushes on people very easily, I get lovestruck/starstruck quickly; like if I spend a couple hours getting to know someone after I already knew I was attracted to them, there is a really good chance of me just going 😍 & wanting to date them asap. When it comes to my romantic feelings, I’m fairly impulsive. However, I’m not sure if I can call these emotions love.

10.   What’s your dream date?

I’m not sure. Normally I’d say “cuddling in bed/on the couch watching movies/youtube videos”, but that’s most definitely what will happen if someone dates me. So, I’m gonna go with this instead; Go on a trip. It could be nearby, or we could go to a different country. I think it’d be cool to travel somewhere together, do some sightseeing, go shopping, eat food from that culture(if we do go to a different country). It’d be nice to relax and spend time with the person I care about most; without the worries & stressors of everyday life. Cuddling is a must, tho. I must be showered in physical affection. Holding hands, back hugs, & cute little kisses, no matter where we go.

11.   What do other people notice about you?

I’m not quite sure. I’ve had people say I’m cool. For the most part, it seems to be a consensus that I’m a sweet, smol little baby bean/crab/koala/bunny that must be protected.

12.  What is the annoying habit you have?

I have somehow developed the belch of a trucker & idk how to get rid of it. Even if I only had 6 oz of soda, I will burp, and it will be a gross trucker one. I hate it.

13.  Do you still talk to your first love?

Nope.

14.  How many exes do you have?

Gotta have dated someone to have an ex.

15.  How many songs are on your playlist?

Lmao which one? (This is just gonna be the ones on Spotify that I hearted: 478. I’m not gonna sort it by genre. Too much work lol.)

16.  What instruments can you play?

I can sing. Does that count?

17.  Who do you have the most pictures of?

Kim Seokjin... 😅

18.  Where would you like to go before you die?

I want to go to Asia before I die.

19.  What is your zodiac?

Gemini/Cancer! I’m technically a Gemini, but my sun is literally like half in Gemini & half in Cancer.

20.  Do you relate to it?

I relate to Cancer more than Gemini, but I have aspects of both, so yes.

21.  What is happiness to you?

Sleeping, Music, and Cuddling

22.  Are you going through anything right now?

Define “going through anything”.

23.  What is the worst decision you’ve ever made?

Ummm.... I dunno. I made a few bad ones when I was 17.

24.  What is your favorite store?

I like Barnes & Noble, but I also like Torrid...

25.  What is your opinion on abortion?

I am pro-choice. Idk about which trimester the person should get it in. Even if I don’t always agree with it, I still think someone should be able to choose whether to get one or not.

26.  Do you have a bucket list?

Nah. I might make one in the future. idk.

27.  Do you have a favorite album at the moment?

Surprisingly, I do! I really like Attention by Shinedown at the moment. I love all the songs on there.

28.  What do you want for your birthday?

Sleep, a Painless Death, A Nap in a Bottle™️, Money, someone that likes me back & actually wants to date me.

29.  What are most people’s first impression of you?

I’m pretty big/thick/fat & I don’t normally smile at strangers(unless I’m at work #CustomerService), so I probably intimidate them at first.

30.  What age do you seem according to most people?

A lot of people think I’m a bit older than I actually am. My boss thought I was 21; I’ll actually be 20 in June. I do have a baby face, tho. So online people think I’m younger than I really am. (Someone said I was 9 🙄)

31.  Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping?

On my desk near my bed. I use it as an alarm clock and it charges in the alarm clock that my brother got me for Christmas. It’s just figuring out how to set the alarm on the clock that’s a pain in the ass, plus, I have BTS songs set for alarms on my phone so I’d rather wake up to BTS singing in the morning. (jskskjsksjskjsks I’m choking. thanks for writing this for me. XD)

32.  What word do you say the most?

Tbh I think I make random noises & scream in fear/surprise more often than any word I’d normally say. Maybe “I can’t English”, otherwise the screaming/noises.

33.  What’s the oldest age you would date?

Realistically, I think I’d do 3-4 years older than me(since I’ll be 20 in June, 22-24). Just because I haven't had any experience with dating, so I’d want them to be closer to my age.

34.  What’s the youngest age you would date?

18

35.  What job/career do most people say would suit you?

Something with numbers

36.  What’s your favorite music genre?

I dunno. I listen to whatever I like. I don’t really care about the genre.

37.  If you could live in any country in the world, where would it be?

I am very happy living in the U.S. rn. If anything, I’d wanna live in Spain, I was there for 2 weeks & I loved it(also I can speak some Spanish), or Britain.

38.  What is your current favorite song?

RIght now I really like Kill This Love by BlackPink, What I Need by Hayley Kiyoko, Perdido En Tus Ojos by Don Omar, All I do by Monsta X, & BABE by HyunA

39.  How long have you had this blog for?

Idek, bro. 

40.  What are you excited for?

My birthday.

41.  Are you a better talker or listener?

Listener.

42.  What is the last productive thing you did?

Dropped off a prescription at the pharmacy this morning.

43.  What do you want for Christmas?

A significant other

44.  What class do you get the best grades in?

Math classes & Economics.

45.  On a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling?

3. I’m tired, suffering, & have been put through the wringer.

46.  What can you see yourself doing in 10 years?

Hopefully getting my own place to live in.

47.  When did you get your first heart broken?

Age 8. I was a silly 3rd grader.

 48.  At what age do you want to get married?

26 or 27 sounds good to me.

49.  What career did you want to have as a child?

I wanted to be famous. A singer/songwriter.

50.  What do you crave right now?

Death, a nap, food, love, cuddles

Tagging: @btssavedmylifeblr @holy-kpop-hoe @angstchim @mxrvelspidey @requestfairy

omg i started this 2 hours ago

[winsister91]

This Means War

Summary: Reader and Dean have a bet on who can pick up the most people at the bar and things get competitive.

Characters: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2172

Warning: Language, fluff, implied smut

A/N: Flirt war! Just let your imagination run wild at the end of this I guess, I fear my smut gets repetitive :/ Been nursing a pulled wisdom tooth for the last couple of days so apologies if it's well... crappy. I’m not 100% but writing makes the pain lessen somewhat :)

My Masterlist!

~ Dean and forever tags are open! ~

Tag list originally from @spnfanficpond I deleted a bunch that didn’t seem to be working, and now some of these aren’t working either? I don’t understand Tumblr tags at all. Feel free to lemme know if you’d like to be added/removed.

“The next time Sam says 'ooh it's a simple ghost haunting, you guys can handle it', remind me to hit him in the face with a brick,” You groan throwing yourself onto one of the motel beds.

“Noted,” Dean grunts as he copies you. You're both covered head to toe in black goopy ectoplasm and cut up to hell. It wasn't as simple as Sam thought but...well you had both handled it.

“Aw man, now it's all over the sheets,” you grimace as you sit up and see a perfect black outline from where you've been laid, “Perfect.”

“Well, I'm getting a shower,” Dean announces getting to his feet, “Then we're hitting the bar.”

“Ugh does it have to be we?” you scoff, “Do I really have to sit and watch you hit on skanks all night?”

“They're not all skanks,” Dean laughs, “And yes it is we. I need a wing-woman.”

You roll your eyes and drop back onto the bed.

“Why don't you give it a go?” he asks with a wink.

“Excuse me?” you respond confused, heart skipping a beat at thought of him meaning what you think he might be.

“Let your hair down! Have some fun for once!” Dean shouts, “Relax, get drunk, hit on some guys! You're hot so I'm sure you'd be able to get a sweetheart for the night!”

“Dean Winchester,” you raise a threatening eyebrow, trying to cover your heart sinking because he wasn't on the same wavelength as you, “If I want to grab myself a honey, I do it on my own terms.”

“Spontaneity is a fine thing,” he grins.

“If we both pick someone up, we can't exactly fetch them back here can we?” you argue, “Beds are ruined and we're sharing a room for crying out loud!”

“Who says we got to fetch them here?” he shrugs, “Go back to their place.”

“Valid point...” you mumble, “Fine whatever. Be quick with that shower then, and don't moan at me when I'm getting ready. It takes time to make this face beautiful.”

“I doubt that,” he smiles cheekily and shuts the bathroom door behind him.

You both enter the bar and you feel smoking. Just a simple tight black tee paired with skinny jeans and boots, but your eyeliner is so on point and hair stylishly tousled. You couldn't remember the last time you'd put makeup on and gone out, what with all the hunts lately, but doing so tonight had given you a new found confidence. Or maybe it was the slight jaw drop from Dean when he saw you that had given you the boost. Nonetheless, you felt pretty damn good.

You stride to the bar, already noting a few eyes drift your way and sit yourself down on a barstool at the end. You order yourself some cheap cocktail, giving the cute bartender a seductive smile.

“Okay,” Dean sips on a beer next to you and scans the room, “Who are you introducing me to first?”

“Hold on there Casanova,” you laugh, “If I'm on my own prowl tonight, I can't be your wing-woman at the same time.”

“You're gonna leave me to fend for myself?” Dean looks slightly hurt, “Fine. I can handle myself. Don't you wanna be going out there prowling?”

“No need,” You give a cocky smirk, “All I gotta do is sit here, and they'll come to me baby.”

“Yeah sure okay,” Dean laughs, “Let's see how that goes for ya. I betcha I can pull at least three chicks by the time someone mans up and comes over to you.”

“How much?” you ask, still smirking.

“What?”

“How much do you wanna bet?”

“Ugh...I dunno, ten bucks?”

“C'mon more interesting than money! I say...whoever gets the most people's numbers tonight doesn't have to drive with a hangover tomorrow.”

Dean looks you up and down with an expression of shock, “I uh...wasn't expecting you to be so laid back and candid about trying to pick people up.”

“Well you were right,” you bite your lip as the bartender catches your eye again, “Maybe I should let my hair down and have some fun for once.”

Dean shoots the bartender a glare, before rolling his shoulders and heading out into the 'playing field'. You narrow your eyes whilst you observe him head up to one of his typical candidates. She may as well have just come out in her underwear there was so much skin on show, and her heels are so high they were like stilts. Each to their own you guess. You feel that awfully familiar pit form in your stomach as he leans in to whisper some sweet nothings. You get this feeling whenever you see him hitting on someone but you don't allow yourself to acknowledge it. Tonight is your time to shine, and you will not lose this bet. A loud smacking sound comes from Dean's direction, from the slap he just received from stilts girl. You can't help yourself but burst into laughter, promptly stopping when he shoots a warning glare in your direction.

“Another?” the bartender asks as you finish your cocktail.

“Hmm it was a little sweet for me, what would you recommend?” You lean on the bar with a lone finger playing with your hair.

“I'm a rum and coke guy myself,” he answers, taking your empty glass.

“Rum and coke it is then,” you smile, biting your lip as you flutter your eyes at him. He smiles back as he fetches you your drink.

“So uh...what time do you get off?” you ask, deciding to just dive straight in. You were adamant not to drive in the morning.

The guy laughs, “You're straight to the point!”

“Have to be when presented with fine specimens like yourself,” you giggle, noticing Dean re-approaching for a new beer, “C'mon, humour me.”

“Well... my husband picks me up at about eleven,” the bartender answers with a look of sympathy.

“Oh...” your face drops and you feel your cheeks turn hot from blushing.

“Sorry to disappoint hun,” the bartender pats you on the head like a child and turns to tend to his other patrons.

“Haha!” Dean laughs when the guy is out of earshot and elbows you, “So that's one to me and nil to you?”

“What?” you quickly spin around to face the Winchester and he presents a napkin with some number scrawled on it in lipstick, “Aw, crap.”

Sometime later you’re at a draw with three all. Your new tactic of hanging around the pool table with a group of guys and joining in their own little tournament was also working out marvellously. Dean had taken your spot at the bar, introducing himself to ladies innocently buying a drink and giving them his full on charm offence. Despite the attention from the pool table hunks, your eyes consistently drifted in Dean's direction. You could have sworn you caught his eyes on you a number of times. That pit in your guts refuses to shift.

On your way back from a bathroom trip, you spot Dean talking to your hunks.

“I mean, gold digger. Completely. My friend woke up and she was gone as well as his phone and wallet,” you catch him saying to them.

“Wait, what!?” you squeal as your new friends make a hasty retreat, “Dean!?”

“What?” he laughs, “The betting rules never stipulated interference.”

“You son of a-” you start before taking a breath to compose yourself, “Fine. This means war.”

Round 1

You skulk up to the blonde Dean has been chatting up just as he goes to the bar to grab them both a drink. “Hey,” you whisper and the girl turns to you puzzled, “My sister hooked up with that guy a week or so ago. Crabs.”

Dean approaches while you dance with a baby-faced cutie. “Again?” he says, pulling out his fake FBI ID, “I'll let you off this night Miss Spankalot, but I catch you in here looking for customers again, I'll have to take you in.”

Round 2

You run up and slap Dean amongst a group of girls on their hen night. “You bastard!” You cry over dramatically, “You're other wife just called to tell you she's pregnant! With triplets!”

“She's loopy that one,” Dean mumbles to your next victim, “I heard she pokes holes in condoms and goes crazy screaming you'll be the perfect happy family.”

Round 3

Dean wanders over to the guy eyeing you up. You watch as he points at you and lip read him saying, “Has a penis.”

You make eye contact over Dean's shoulder to the brunette he's charming. You lean forward, nodding your head towards Dean and announcing, “Micro-penis.”

“Okay okay enough,” Dean sulks sat at a table with you while you chuckle, “Screw the bet.”

“You really don't like the taste of your own medicine do you?” you giggle. It's getting late and the bar is slowly emptying, “It's a draw anyway so no one wins. I'll get us another drink before this place shuts.”

You head on over, noticing the old blush inducing bartender had left and swapped for an upgrade. He eyes you up and down with a sly smirk as you approach.

“What can I get you hot stuff?” he asks with a lick of his upper lip.

“One beer and hmm...I'm not sure what I want...” you pout slightly, tilting your head at the pile of cute stood before you.

“How about a....sex on the beach?” he suggests with a wink.

You continue chatting with him, causing other customers to complain at their lack of service. You feel yourself flirting but again your eyes frequently drift back to the Winchester. He's still sat at the table, watching the bartender with narrowed eyes, he hadn't spoken to any other girls since you left him there. You daydream, absorbing those olive green orbs of his you loved so much. The pouting lips just begging to be kissed. How warm and cosy it must be snuggling up with those strong arms wrapped around you.

“You listening sugar?” you hear the gruff bartender's voice interrupt your Dean fantasy.

“Oh!” you shuffle in your seat awkwardly, “Sorry I uh...I think I should go.”

You go to move but a calloused hand sticks your arm to the bar.

“But we're just getting started here,” he says with a sly smile.

“You really don't wanna do that,” you snap into hunter mode and glare him down.

“Yeah you really don't,” came Dean's voice, now stood next to you.

The bartender's eyes dot between the two of you for a moment. He sighs and lifts his hand off you.

“Whatever,” he shrugs and walks away.

In a second you feel your other arm being tugged. Dean pulls you towards the exit and you both leave. He lets go of you outside the door and starts pacing back and forth.

“Dean what the hell?” you raise your arms and look at him bewildered.

“Y/N...” he starts, still pacing and then just sighs.

“Dean what's wrong?” you grab his arm to stop him pacing.

He looks at you in the eyes, a slight frown on his face.

“Screw it,” he mumbles, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you into a deep kiss.

Your heart leaps up to your throat and feels like it's going at a thousand beats a second. You can feel your cheeks burning and your hands slightly clench in shock. His lips are better than you imagined, soft and full and there's a slight beer taste which you find oddly pleasurable.

He lets you go and you gasp, “D-Dean...”

“I'm sorry I just... tonight was a stupid idea,” he stumbles on his words, “Seeing you flirt with all those guys drove me fucking crazy.”

“Um...” you laugh, holding your chest like it'll help your heart slow down, “That was your idea?”

“Yeah, a stupid one like I said,” he sighs. His hands are still around your waist and you can feel him pulling you close again, “I just thought you'd want someone better than me.”

“Now that's a stupid idea,” you laugh, now pulling him back and starting a kiss on your own terms.

You wrap an arm around his neck and one through his hair, pulling it lightly. He clenches your ass and moans into your mouth, sending tingles through you.

Another release and your foreheads are touching. You catch him smiling and it makes you do the same.

“Motel?” you wink.

“Hell yes,” Dean agrees, “I just hope they'll give us some new sheets at reception first.”

Tags! @aprofoundbondwithdean @manawhaat @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @bkwrm523 @salvachester @nichelle-my-belle @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid @notnaturalanahi @imadeangirl-butimsamcurious @revwinchester @ruined-by-destiel @winchester-writes @deals-with-demons @faith-in-dean @winchestersmolder @bennyyh @deanwinchesterxreader @melbelle45 @4401Inc @sis-tafics @mrswhozeewhatsis @arcturuz

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Random Stuffs About Me

I was tagged by @perfectus-in-morte

Rules: Tag 9 people to do this too!

Are you named after anyone? I am! There’s an old show called The North & the South (or maybe it’s a movie, idk, never saw it) and the one character is this dark-haired, kinda dickish but also head strong woman named Ashton. My mom loved the name, and hadn’t really seen it as a girl’s name before that, so she went with it. And I’m glad she did :)

When was the last time you cried? Oh god...just yesterday. My one cat is really ill, and if the medication the vet is prescribing me for next week doesn’t make him start eating and gaining weight, I’m going to have to consider putting him down...so I’ve been kinda a wreck the past week. 

Do you like handwriting? Eh, not really? I have to sign my  name on so many client forms every day, that I just get kinda tired of writing, and prefer when I can switch over to my computer, instead. 

What’s your favorite lunch meat? I like lunch meat way more than I wanna admit. My fave is probably smoked or honey turkey. 

Do you have kids? Kinda. I have 2 cats, which I view as my children. 

If you were another person would you be friends with you? I’d sure like to hope so!  Do you use sarcasm? Is the sky blue?

Do you still have your tonsils? I do *knocks on wood*

Do you bungee jump? Oh fuckkkk no, I do not.

What’s your favorite cereal? Growing up, I only wanted the most chocolaty cereal available, like Count Chocula. And that double chocolate Krave cereal....I could sit and eat a whole box of that. Now, I tryyyy to steer towards slightly healthier cereals, like Cinnamon Life or Honey Nut Cheerios, but I honestly don’t eat cereal that much. 

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope, because none of the shoes I regularly wear have laces. Do you think you’re a strong person? Fuck yea, I know I’m a strong person!

What’s your favorite ice cream? Just one?? .....Vanilla is the flavor I buy the most, but I’d say chocolate peanut butter is probably my favorite. 

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Their aura and my gut reaction to them. Maybe it’s my inner therapist coming out, but I’ve learned to pay attention to my body’s little twinges and gut reaction to anyone I meet, and base my interactions with them off of that. 

What’s the least favorite thing you like about yourself? My ass...because it’s nonexistent lol. I literally have the flattest pancake ass everrrrr. I’m like “I’ve got curves everywhere else, why not there??” XD

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? I’m actually not wearing any pants ;) It’s hot as fuck today, so I put on a flow-y, navy blue skirt.

What are you listening to right now? My office fan working in overdrive to try and cool down my office (did I mention it’s hot as fuck?)

If you were a crayon what color would you be? So my first thought was silver, since I’m pretty pale, and I also think my personality is a bit..what’s the word...mysterious? Quirky? Idk. But as an INFJ, I feel like it takes a special type of person to “get me”, so I feel a bit like an outsider at times, even though I still think I’m pretty awesome. And I think silver is a bamf color, but it’s always so underrepresented and not immediately thought of. 

HOWEVER, I just texted one of my best friends and asked her what color she thought I would be, and she said “a pale yellow, like a pastel Easter yellow.” After cringing (because yellow is one of my least favorite colors), I asked her why she chose that color. 

Her response was: “Because you’re usually calm and even, and you’re good at helping people remain or become calm.” I changed my mind, I’ll take the Easter yellow :D

What’s your favorite smell? Does “food” count? I love when I walk into my apartment building, and there’s someone cooking in another apartment, and the delicious smell drifts out into the hall. Okay, that sounds a tad weird, right? Well, prepare for more weird, because my other favorite smell is of my cat, Julian. I loooove to bury my face in his fur and just inhale. It instantly calms me down, and I think he smells wonderful. Okay, I’m done with this question....I made myself feel uncomfortable just typing that all out XD

Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone? Well, on my office phone, it was the secretary. I called her about 15 minutes ago and begged her to get someone to turn on the A/C. On my cell phone, the last person I talked to was my vet, about my sick kitty.

Favorite sport to watch? Field hockey. I really wish that were a popular sport in the US, because I find it SO fun to watch. Perhaps I’m biased, since I played it in middle school and high school, but I think it takes way more skill than a lot of other popular sports in this country. 

Hair color? Platinum blonde

Eye color? Blue

Do you wear contacts? Nope

Favorite food to eat? Um...I hope you don’t expect me to pick just one? Sushi, chocolate, tomatoes, burgers, seafood (esp crab legs), peaches, avocado, pancakes...okay lemme stop now

Scary movies or comedy? Scary!

Last movie you watched? Uhhh...Finding Dory? I don’t watch movies very often

Color of shirt your wearing? A light purple tee

Summer or winter? Between those two, definitely winter.

Hugs or kisses? Neither, thanks lol

What book are you currently reading? Ha, I’m like 50 pages or less into various books right now, because I’ve sucked at sitting down and completing them. I started Stephen King’s “The Stand”, Susan Cain’s “Quiet”, and  Kresley Cole’s “Kiss of a Demon King”.

Who do you miss right now? My cats, even though I’ve only been gone from them for about an hour lol

What’s on your mousepad? I don’t own one

What’s the last TV show you watched? I just finished the last episode of Prison Break the other night, and was like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?! But there’s a movie still left as the last “episode” on Netflix, and then the new season just started a month ago, so I still have hopes that they’ll redeem themselves. 

What’s the best sound? My cats purring

Rolling Stones or the Beetles? ....I don’t ever listen to either one of them, tbh

What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Pfft, Florida. My travel resume is sadly lacking.

Do you have a special talent? Ummm...idk, maybe? I think being a great therapist is def a special talent. Or my writing. 

Where were you born? In a hospital in my hometown. I’m curious if anyone would have an answer that wasn’t a hospital or at home.

I’m tagging (if you haven’t already done it): @strangersangel9 @lucifers-trash-stash @sunriserose1023 @mamapeterson @ericuhlorain @asshatry @squid-from-mirkwood

[suckitsurveys]

Ready for a new survey? Sure lemme know when you find one.

How awkward are you? A lot to very.

Are you currently in love right now? I am.

Favorite fast food joint? Popeyes.

What would you do if your ex contacted you? I would ignore it.

Do you still have feelings for your ex? Nope.

What was the last tv show you were watching? Bob’s Burgers.

Last time you had anal sex?(if ever) Wow you just don’t hold back do you? I’ve never had anal sex in the definition of a peen in my butt.

Do you use military time? The program I work with on a daily basis is in military time and I HATE it. I just cannot get the hang of it. I have a little cheat sheet for it on my desk, haha.

Vodka, whiskey, or rum? Rum.

Ever tasted a flavored condom? Yes.

Do you know CPR? No.

How much do you care about your best friend? A lot, of course.

Do you watch Dr. Phil? Cash me not watching that, how bow dah?

What age would you like to have a child? Never is good.

420? I will take 420 dollars, yes.

Are your parents wealthy? My father is comfortable.

Biggest fear? Having my little fears used against me. 

Your nickname? Hannah Conda.

Pick one state you’d love to live in? Hawaii. I hear it’s expensive but hello weather.

How many pets do you want? And of what? I would eventually like some more kittens and a doggo. 

Xbox or Playstation? Whatever.

Have you ever asked someone out? Nope. 

When do you want to get married? July 24, 2017.

Can you play a musical instrument? Nope.

Ever went camping in a tent? Yes sir.

Do you like thunderstorms? Yes.

Do you ever masturbate? Man, TMI, but I am reeeeealllyy gunna miss my detachable shower head at my old house..

Ever got so high you freaked yourself out? Yeah, just recently in Michigan over New Years. We had brownies and I guess I ate too much which is weird because the couple of times I ate some before that was the exact same amount so I don’t know what happened. I was SO dizzy and I couldn’t even walk. Yikes. I slept it off but I was so worried I was gunna sleep through the New Years count down. 

Does money make you happy? Yes and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

Ever felt so hopeless about love that you wanted to die? Nope.

Ever went away to college? Nope.

Ever had a family member who was a best friend? My sister kind of is. I say kind of because she sometimes tries to be my mom which I do not need in a sibling. 

Your favorite breakfast food? Hashbrowns.

What do you wish right now? That there were magically more crab legs in my house when I get home.

Do you have feelings for anyone, if so who? Mark.

Is the last person you kissed a virgin? Lol definitely not.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed? Yes.

Do you believe that the last person that you kissed cares for you? I know he does.

Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? Try over 5 years.

Do you like to cuddle? I do.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? Yes I will.

Who last texted you? Ellen.

Are you texting anyone right now? I mean, Ellen hasn’t responded to what I said and I guess I could continue the convo with Kayla buuuuttttttttt I’m lazy.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past four days? Yes.

Who makes you the happiest? My niece.

Have you ever let someone be your everything? My niece is my everything.

Do you have more guy friends or girl friends? Girl. 

Did you like your middle school life? Lol.

Is your hair up or down right now? Down.

How is your day going so far? It’s alright. Nothing special and nothing horrible.

What are you doing tomorrow? Working and then maybe packing up some more stuff and bringing it to the apartment.

What’s your favorite color? Purple. 

Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance? Nope.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? No.

What kind of mood are you in? I’m a little annoyed at this wireless mouse.

Your ex tells you they want you back, what do you say/do? Irrelevant. 

Do you have someone you can talk to anything about & it wont be awkward? Yeah.

Do you cry a lot? Lately.

Are you someone who loves having fun? Yeah, of course.

Do others judge you? I’m sure.

Does it matter? Nope, their opinion of me is none of my business. 

Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? I care enough.

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Check the time, or pet my cat who is usually there when I wake up.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? I don’t remember.

Are you legal to drink? Yes. I have been for awhile.

What color shirt are you wearing? It’s grey.

What are you saving your money up for right now? House things and rent.

Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for? Everyday.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Yeah I’m technically in public. 

Do you have any jewelry on? I do.

Are you in a relationship? Yes.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J, S, Z, N, L? J and L.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? I have not.

Do you think people think bad things about you? Like I mentioned earlier, I don’t really care.

Will you be in a relationship next month? Yeah.

What pissed you off yesterday? I was pretty happy all day actually.

Have you kissed more than ten people this year? Nope, just the one.

Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person? Yes.

Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? I take them off.

Today, did you see ’that someone’ who makes you smile? I didn’t see my niece today but I will see Mark tonight.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? Nah, I’m annoyed and overwhelmed.

Is anything bothering you? ^

If the last person you kissed, saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad? Oh yeah. I wouldn’t do that, though.

Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed? Yes.

Are you missing someone? I am. Everyday.

What was the first thing you did this morning? Snuggled back into Mark’s arms until 6.

The last person you kissed calls you. What are they calling you for? I would be super worried if he did that since we never call each other.

Do you have a Facebook? Yes.

When was the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? July 24, 2011.

What does your last text say? "Yeah, I can definitely see that”

Who was the last person to text you? Kayla.

Who was your last phone text before you went to sleep last night? Ellen.

Last person you kissed? Mark.

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? I live with a guy, so.

You’re locked in a room with the person you last kissed, problems? No. I wouldn’t exactly be too happy about being locked in a room though. 

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Yes.

Was you last kiss drunk or sober? Sober.

Where do you wish you were right now? At my apartment sitting on MY NEW COUCH.

Do you think high school relationships can last? Some do.

Does anyone have feelings for you right now? Yes.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? Yes.

Is there someone you wanna date? No. I am engaged.

Why did you stop liking the last person you liked? Before Mark? He was a dick.

Do you like to be called babe or baby more? Mark calls me both. I like babe better though.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes.

Is there one person you look at and automatically smile? Yes.

What is the last song you heard? I’m blanking right now.

Do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? Not always.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you’re single? Of course.

Do you have alcohol in your house? Yeah.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an S or a C? Nope.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? Yup.

Last place you fell asleep other than your bed? The couch in my dad’s basement.

Are you nice to everyone? I think so.

Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down? He was laying down and I was knelt down next to him.

Do you like horror or comedy? Comedy. 

Will your next kiss be a mistake? Nope.

Do you think you’ll have a Valentine this year? Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, and I did. 

Do you like someone whose name that starts with a B, K, C, J, D, Z, N, X, R? Nope.

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Sacred Beasts 2 | Astra 2 - 3 | Given 1 - 2 | DanMachi II 1 | Demon Slayer 15 - 16 | Dr Stone 2 | Fruits Basket 14 | Cop Craft 2 - 3

Rolling out the tags soon.

Sacred Beasts 2

“Sissy” always pissed me off as a nickname for your sister. It’s clearly meant as a term of endearment in some cases, but it also is the equivalent of “wuss”, y’know???

I’ve seen mushroom soup out of a tin…that don’t look like mushroom soup in that case.

Uh, random question…she has th same surname as Will, but is Schaal herself adopted???

Y’should’ve followed Hank, Nancy…(is her name Nancy or Schaal? Schaal is her middle name, yet she seems more commonly referred to as Schaal…hmm.)

*sees synopsis* - No one mentioned Nancy’s hometown was called Livletwood Village…

I pause my shows a lot to get down these notes…then Crunchyroll or my internet (or both!) cursed me with regular buffering (that can sometimes play video and subs through it, but generally sets down a few seconds after unpausing and lasts for a minute) and made it a pain in the butt to make these notes. But you do realise I basically have notes for almost every show I’ve ever watched under this system? These notes are special to me, which is why I put up with the buffering. It also means impactful scenes lose their impact, meaning well-paced shows get favoured in my picking process on CR these days.

Astra 2

Yup, the 2nd time we talk about how to scavenge for food this season – gotta remember this…in case I ever get into a situation like that. You never know! (creates “The More You Know” star with hands)

I-awwwwwww…I never thought I’d see the day where the Luca Javelin would get animated, much less Astra as a series. Dang, is this a dream???

Eyyyyy. Nothing like endangering your little sister to really understand why you love her…much less understand that you love her in the first place. (partially sarcastic)

Given 1

This is my second rodeo with BL anime (I’ve only read one BL manga and it was pretty darn mediocre, but the one BL game I tried was okay)…hopefully it’s good.

Was there the ticking of a clock in the background???

…and cut to OP. Yay! I can predict when the OP happens now…(It only took me years of training…okay, I’m kidding.)

I think this OP is like a music video…and I think that’s the point.

Kaji??? Is this Eva (LOL)?

I’m no band person – I was merely a solo pianist in my time with music, although notably I did have to sing for one of the musical pieces – but “Thom Yorke” and “Keith Richards” sound familiar. Why???...Okay, so it seems Thom Yorke is part of Radiohead and Keith Richards is part of the Rolling Stones. I’m familiar with those bands by name, at least.

Lemme guess…this guy (Ritsuka) sucks at improv.

I had to go back and find out what Yayoi said a few lines ago…and  love her already because she’s like “You suck”…she’s just like me, to be honest.

Early husbando predictions say Haruki is my dude of the season.

Seeing manly dudes act like blushing schoolgirls is great…!

Yushiro-who???...Okay, Yushiro Ishihara is apparently that’s a singer that’s already passed away, but has a bit of a rep behind him.

Is it just me, or is Ritsuka basically a lesser Bakugo…?

Come to think of it, it would be hard for me to teach someone piano now that I haven’t properly played since the end of 2014…almost 5 years. Geesh, that’s a long time.

Welp, that was…actually pretty good. The only thing that sucks is that this ED isn’t rock, to go with the rest of the show.

DanMachi II 1

Another counterintuitive name for a sequel anime season…this is my last premiere before I wrap them up, or at least until Machikado Mazoku (or whatever) land on CR.

…and of course, it’s back to Big Boobies (aka Hestia). She’s probably the worst part of the show for me.

Why does Bell need an advisor anyway…? I never thought about it when watching s1.

Who’s this Naza-sama, anyway…?...Okay, it seems she’s a doctor from the Miach Familia. I don’t remember her from s1, really.

I’ve forgotten who Asfi is as well…Oh yeah, that blue-haired woman from the Hermes Famlia. Hermes seems like a bit of a loose cannon – the sort who wouldn’t have a Familia if given the chance – though.

I think we saw Freya in s1…just scheming behind the scenes…

Hermes looks like a sleazebag half the time he’s on screen…

I forgot how much I loved Miach’s character design in s1...and to a lesser extent, Takemikazuchi.

Demon Slayer 15

…Zenitsu is annoying again.

I didn’t think Tanjiro was scared of anything…excpt maybe losing Nezuko again.

Oh! I just realised Natagumo has a hint in its name…The “gumo” can be read “kumo”…as in cloud or spider, but it’s given with the kanji for spider so it can only be a spider-related problem on Mt Natagumo.

I’d hate to have Smellovision on this show…(What’s Smellovision, you ask??? Here, read up on it…at least, I was thinking of the Google variant, so read up on the Google version.)

Ukogi appears to be a type of plant known as eleutherococcus and ukogi rice is rice with ukogi leaves.

Dr Stone 2

Episode 3’s title is like “Weapons…of SCIENCE! *cue Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song*”

Ooh, nice angle! (on Senku and petrified!Yuzuriha being protected by Taiju…and not just because Yuzuriha’s butt is showing…)

“You can eat lion?” – No duh, Taiju!

“I want to give thanks to the circle of life…” – Sorry, but can I interrupt with a meme here? *cue ululations that ae meant to imitate the iconic song from The Lion King, y’know, the one that goes “Ahhhhhhh zee bun yah… (etc.)”*

Tsukasa’s frickin’ tall, man! Look at him tower over Taiju and Senku…

Having read the manga before, I just realised Tsukasa is mighty suspicious when he says Senku could be able to rebuild civilisation from scratch. That was harder to recognise in manga format though, I think.

I also didn’t realise, but the shell tale is talking about Tsukasa! Hmm…interesting.

Dr Stone’s ED…never in my life did I think it was going to be a rap song. Unless, of course, it’s a science rap…(There’s hydrogen and helium and lithium, berrylium…uh, I don’t remember the words after that…)

Oh, that next-ep font takes me back…it reminds me of the 90s, where terrible WordArt font like that was everywhere and I had to get by on Lucida Calligraphy.

Fruits Basket 14

Oh, crab meat…these CGI cars look absolutely terrible…

Pay attention to the relationship between Kyo and Kyoko…you people who don’t know about manga!Furuba are in for a real revelation on that front.

Wow, the effects on the flowers are really pretty for the ED…

Cop Craft 2

That OP is just so good…*swoon*

Well…they spelt “Unknown” wrong…on Kei’s phone.

Hmm…I think the insert song was in English.

Astra 3

Oh…something didn’t make sense. It turns out the word the subber is using is “attitude” when it should actually be altitude…

Given 2

Ooh, Haruki does coffee in the OP! I didn’t notice that, since I had to skip it…there’s some kinda suckish buffering on CR, which is why I have to skip as much as I can.

Welp, I’m a pianist. I’m as clueless as any other non-guitar player when it comes to guitars, so I don’t mind the lesson but also don’t need it.

Given this is a BL/yaoi (no pun intended), I think Akihiko and Haruki should pair up…but maybe I’m just going nuts with the shipper glasses here.

“You’re going to have to do something about that soon.”

Aye…I relate, Mafuyu. When you’re younger, you can beg your parents for money, but equipment, books etc. really costs some hard cash. I remember having to go to Hong Kong to find a pearl pink metronome on the cheap…the poor thing isn’t getting much use now. (But still, I think the more I watch and see Haruki in action, the more I like him. Not necessarily as a husbando, but more in the sense of that one cool dude you gravitate towards.)

It randomly cut to Salon Harusame…don’t tell me this is how Haruki gets his money???

I think the comment that said “lolol” actually had 超 in front of it, so that would be “super lololol” or, in my personal way of saying it, “major lololol”.

Oh, so that’s what was in the OP!

I swear Uesama (LOL) should just get a job as a guitar tutor to little kids…well, that would work if he were in college/uni, maybe.

Hey, a girl! Didn’t expect one in a BL work…(LOL, my standards are so low for BL/yaoi, eh?)

Hmm…I get the feeling amateurs get their hands on acoustic models instead. I know a guitar player, y’know (although again, that doesn’t mean I know the first thing about playing a guitar).

I love how the show turned green all of a sudden. The colours match the mood, basically.

Demon Slayer 16  

This episode’s titlecard only has a wave pattern…I probably know what the pattern is called, but I’ve…probably forgotten that name.

Hey, a Demon Slayer girl! (My standards seem to have been lowered in regards to seeing gals in leading or even supporting roles…It’s more acceptable for Demon Slayer, given its historical setting, but still, how sad it is to not see many girls…)

(TW: abuse) Why…for some reason, this feels like an abusive household, specifically where the father does evil things to the mother…but this time, the son’s part of the problem.

I find it funny Zenitsu just calls Inosuke “Wild Boar”. To be fair though, I don’t think Inosuke introduced himself to Zenitsu, way back when they were meant to.

This scene where Zenitsu is crying and has his back turned to the “camera”…they clearly used a CGI model for him.

It’s a BODY! Holy s(BLEEP)!

“Chu-Chu chuuuuun!” Oh my glob, Ukogi is so adorable~!

Hey…where was Ukogi hiding before he chose to come out again?

Another CGI model when Zenitsu walks away from the camera. It’s so dark, nobody can see Ukogi…I don’t think he has a CGI model and that’s good.

I had a weird thought, but…I think Tanjiro would be a good breakdancer, if he were living in 2019.

Inosuke, you did it! But I wonder if those stats are correct and Inosuke’s going to call his name properly at climactic moments…?

Cop Craft 3

Brother Kenny…you’re just lewd.

“…O or V or A.” – Aside from OVAs, hmm…O would be (CENSORED), V I don’t know about and A…I don’t know either, but I guess it’s (CENSORED).

Kei Manoba (sic).

Doreany seems to be humanity…Did they already introduce that? I forget.

This show looks pretty bad, but the story makes the stay worth it.