#if witchery is a sin she’s going to burn-smiling︱Glenda Chittock

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[thatwitchglenda]

A Glenda and Marlene Playlist: @msmckinnon

I Luh Ya Papi - J LO: Hold up, I can get you thrown up. Pull your trigger, go and get your gun up. Imma tie my hair up top, put a pin in it, now I'm ready, let it rock. Keep it number 1, that's easy mathematics. Keep it number 1, baby, ain't no static. Got that hourglass for you, baby, look at these legs. No brakes, go green, no red. 

Glad He’s Gone - Tove Lo:  Bitch, I love you, he never loved you. He never saw the pretty things in you that I do. I missed your madness, you're kinda ratchet. We used to go out every night, get into bad shit. You and me under each other's wing. Bitch, I love you. 

We Like To Party (The Vengabus!) - Vengaboys: I've got somethin' to tell ya, I've got news for you. Gonna put some wheels in motion. Get ready 'cause we're comin' through (comin' through). Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner. Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now, we'll be there for you. 

No Scrubs - TLC: No, I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at me (Whoo). I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Trying to holla at me. 

Dinosaur - Kesha:  Old man, why are you starin' at me? Mack on me and my friends, it's kinda creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on, dude, leave us alone. At first we thought that it was kind of ill when, we saw that you were like a billion. And still out tryin' to make a killin'. Get back to the museum. 

If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears:  Tell me have you seen her, cause I'm so (Oh). I can't get her off of my brain. I just wanna go, to the party she gon' go, can't somebody take me home? Haha, hehe, haha, ho. Love me, hate me, say what you want about me. But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy. 

Click (No Boys Remix) - Charli XCX:  Bunch of bad bitches in my clique, we on a roll, yeah Kim Possible up in this bitch, now watch me go off. Bust it down, down, down, look at my wrist, I'm such a show off. You can't sit with my clique 'Cause we don't know who you is. I am so thiccy thicc, these bitches are jealous. You're a trick, little bitch. Watch me empty out the clip. Cliqué cliqué suck a diqué. 

How to be a Heartbreaker - Marina:  Girls, we do, whatever it will take, 'Cause girls don't want, we don't want our hearts to break in two. So it's better to be fake, can't risk losing in love again, ba-abe. This is how to be a heartbreaker, boys they like a little danger. We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player, singing I lo-lo-love you. 

[thatwitchglenda]

A Thorfinn and Glenda Playlist: @thorrowle

Only Angel - Harry Styles:  Open up your eyes, shut your mouth and see, that I'm still the only one who's been in love with me. I'll guess I'll be getting you stuck in between my teeth and there's nothing I can do about it. Couldn't take you home to mother in a skirt that short, but I think that's what I like about it. End up meeting in the hallway every single time, end there's nothing we can do about it.

don’t ask don’t tell - Tove Lo: I'm curious to know who you are, know what turns you on, turns you off. And baby, don't ask, then don't tell. Already know you're fucked up and it's cool with me. Experienced in more than one way. Whatever I need, you got me. Whisper dirty things that we like, images stuck on my mind.

Take Me Out - Aly & AJ:  So much talking, swear that's all you ever do. Show me something before I show something to you. When you gonna take me out? Make a move and make it now. I know that you would want it If I could sink my teeth into you. I've been spending my attention on you, I don't wait long 'cause I got better things to do.

Body Moves - DNCE: Side by side, walking home, stumbling home, getting curious. What's on your mind? 'Cause what's on mine's a dirty mind. Why so serious? I don't need it, but you know how bad I want it And your touch has got me haunted, but I like it. Got all night show me more, a little more, it's getting scandalous.

Gorgeous - Taylor Swift:  You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk. You should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong. You're so gorgeous, I can't say anything to your face. 'Cause look at your face. And you should think about the consequence of you touching my hand in the darkened room. You are so gorgeous it makes me so mad.

Sex - 1975: And she said use your hands and my spare time. We've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine. She's got a boyfriend anyway. There's only minutes before I drop you off, all we seem to do is talk about sex. And I'm not trying to stop you, love If we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck.

Into You - Ariana Grande:  But close ain't close enough 'til we cross the line. So name a game to play, and I'll roll the dice, hey. So baby, come light me up and baby I'll let you on it. A little bit dangerous, but baby, that's how I want it. A little less conversation, and a little more touch my body. 'Cause I'm so into you, into you, into you. Got everyone watchin' us, so baby, let's keep it secret. A little bit scandalous, but baby, don't let them see it. 

Heartbeat - Childish Gambino:  Ayo, fuck this. Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something? In between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that (But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome)

Suck It and See - Arctic Monkeys: Your kiss, it could put creases in the rain. You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock. And those other girls are just post-mix lemonade Suck it and see, you never know. Sit next to me before I go. Jigsaw women with horror movie shoes. Be cruel to me 'cause I am a fool for you. 

Wild Thoughts - DJ Khalid ft. Rihanna:  I don't know if you could take it. Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked. I wanna be your baby, baby, baby. Spinning and it's wet just like it came from Maytag. White girl wasted on that brown liquor, when I get like this I can't be around you. I'm too lit to dim down a notch, 'Cause I could name some thangs that I'm gon' do. Girl, talking to me like you tryna do things. Now that pipe got her running like she Usain, baby. You made me drown in it, touche, baby. 

[thatwitchglenda]

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Glenda Calliope Chittock  PRONUNCIATION:  /ˈɡlɛndə  ka-LYE-oh-pee MEANING: Fair and good; beautiful voice REASONING: Glenda was a sort of ‘pick a name, any name’ sort of choice. Calliope is her paternal grandmothers name. NICKNAME(S): Glen, G  PREFERRED NAME(S): She doesn’t really prefer nicknames to her full name, so really it’s up to whoever is talking to her.  BIRTH DATE: October 3, 2000 AGE: 19 ZODIAC: Libra GENDER: Female PRONOUNS: She/her ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteromantic SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual  NATIONALITY: English ETHNICITY: Colombian/Mexican CURRENT LOCATION: While she’s shared a flat with Amelia in muggle London for some time, the two girls are currently in the process of moving to the Peakes. LIVING CONDITIONS: See above ^ TITLE(S): n/a

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE: Mould-on-the-Wold HOMETOWN:  Mould-on-the-Wold, a quiet all wizarding village  SOCIAL CLASS: Middle class EDUCATION LEVEL: Hogwarts. While the end of her 7th year was interrupted, Glenda was in the process of and has since completed NEWT examination 

BLOOD STATUS: Pureblood, although her family is so far down the ranks it doesn’t say much.  FATHER: Augustine Chittock MOTHER: Collette Chittock nee Alderton SIBLING(S): None BIRTH ORDER: n/a CHILDREN: n/a PET(S): None. She never got one when she went to Hogwarts, but she’s been thinking about getting a cat for some time.  OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: Honestly, the Chittock’s have very little family outside their immediate circle PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: Peter Pettigrew ARRESTS?: None PRISON TIME?: N/a

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: Working as Sienna Rowle’s stylist/assistant SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME: Sponsorship through her podcast CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: Very content. The podcast and getting to work with people she really admires is basically a dream come true for her. Working with Sienna, on the other hand, is just super fun? She actually really enjoys it and she can’t deny that the benefits of the job (ie pretty great pay, tagging along on trips, etc is awesome as well) PAST JOB(S): Internship at the WWN SPENDING HABITS: She used to spend way more than she has. Now she can actually afford to buy the things she likes but really she’s just... lowkey a shopaholic? She likes to shop, she loves to buy things for other people.  MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: 

SKILLS & ABILITIES

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: English  DRIVE?: Barely. Her family does own a car, simply because they live outside of London and relying on the floo and apparition constantly just isn’t an option. But she never properly learned how to drive? She’s driven it maybe a handful of times and is basically an old lady at the wheel.  JUMP-STAR A CAR?: LOL  CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?: Definitely not  RIDE A BICYCLE?: Yes SWIM?: Yes PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: She used to play the piano fairly well but she hasn’t touched one since she was at least fifteen. It’s unlikely she could do more than a few cords and a few songs burned into memory.  PLAY CHESS?: Nope BRAID HAIR?: Yes, she loves to braid her hair! Her mum used to dutch braid her hair every night before bed and so she usually sleeps in braids out of habit? Girl likes her braids.  TIE A TIE?: Yes, she learned before Hogwarts on her father. Frankly, he liked to pretend that he couldn’t, it was very cute but also pretty horrifying until she got the hang of it.  PICK A LOCK?: She probably thinks she’d be able to do so with a bobby pin if she tried (thanks to all those muggle films), but thankfully, there’s alohamora. 

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM: Cierra Ramirez EYE COLOR: Dark brown HAIR COLOR: Dark brown, almost black HAIR TYPE/STYLE: She’s always kept it fairly long and can pretty much count the times she’s cut her hair in her life. Depending on her mood she’ll straighten it or just curl it; but Glenda’s gotten pretty decent at updos in the last year or so. She’ll throw in the occasional space buns or whatnot.  GLASSES/CONTACTS?:  Glasses but really only for reading far away/watching television. At Hogwarts she constantly forgot to take them to class with her, which often resulted in needing to take notes from whoever was sitting next to her. She’s gotten much better at wearing them when she actually needs them.  DOMINANT HAND: Right handed HEIGHT: 5′1″ or 155 cm WEIGHT: We don’t need to know that  BUILD: Petite/curvy EXERCISE HABITS: Honestly, she doesn’t really go to the gym unless someone forces her to go with them. Back at school when Amelia was on the quidditch team, the girls would regularly work out together. Now she more so relies on youtube videos and a yoga mat to get a workout done in her room TATTOOS: None, although she’s not opposed  PIERCINGS: She’s had the standard lobe piercings for as long as she can remember, but has gotten some over the years. Two on each lobe, as well as her helix and tragus on one side, and rook on the other.  MARKS/SCARS: Most of her scrapes were healed before they ever got a chance to scar; but she does have one particularly notable one on the back of her neck. Not having listened to her mum, she’d hurt herself and terrified of getting in trouble, had hidden the pretty large cut away. Sadly, it had resulted in dittany not being used soon enough.  NOTABLE FEATURES: None USUAL EXPRESSION: LOL let’s just say resting bitch face.  CLOTHING STYLE: Honestly, it’s always changing. Glenda’s super into what’s trendy and ‘in’ and her style really reflects that. She loves bright colors and things that make her stand out (especially given that she’s so short), and her staple is heels. She honestly almost always has some sort of heel on.  JEWELRY: She basically always wears her mothers necklace that was given to her before leaving for Hogwarts. It’s a pretty simple design, just a small pendant with a tiny wildflower in resin. Earrings are also a staple for her, she rarely takes them out and is always sporting something. ALLERGIES: Pollen, latex, dogs. Sad. DIET: She’ll literally try anything once  PHYSICAL AILMENTS: None to make note of

PSYCHOLOGY

MORAL ALIGNMENT: True Neutral TEMPERAMENT: Sanguine PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE TYPE: Musical Intelligence  APPROXIMATE IQ: 121 MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: None SOCIABILITY: Emotive  PHOBIA(S): Touching raw cotton, spiders ADDICTION(S): At most her phone DRUG USE: Occasionally will smoke some weed but more socially than anything else ALCOHOL USE: Again occasionally and as a social thing PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: Not really. Although she might want to sometimes, Glenda’s never actually hit anyone

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE: Very casual QUIRKS: Her height, she’s so short. She talks pretty loudly and very quickly compared to others, she’s definitely that person that you have to remind to speak quieter sometimes. Very extroverted HOBBIES: Roller skating, baking HABITS: She has pretty much the same wake up routine? Cannot function without making some tea in the morning.  NERVOUS TICKS: Lip nibbling. So much lip nibbling. When she’s uncomfortable or nervous or basically anything other than neutral.   She also tends to wring her hands when she’s nervous and she’ll fiddle with her rings or any jewelry she might have on. DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: Honestly, she’s just always trying to one-up herself. It’s not that she necessarily has to prove anything to anyone accept herself.  FEARS: Being mediocre. Although she wouldn’t admit it, she’s terrified of people hating or disliking her when she does actually put herself out there. POSITIVE TRAITS: NEGATIVE TRAITS: SENSE OF HUMOR: DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: Not too much, but she doesn’t mind cursing and regularly does so CATCHPHRASE(S): None, really? 

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY: Listening to music tbh.  ANIMAL: To have? Cats. To just like admire? Sloths, man.  BEVERAGE: Tea COLOR: Pink DESIGNER: Marc Jacobs FOOD: Straight up just some farfalle with pesto and loaded with pine nuts. Topped with some parm. Amazing.  FLOWER: Daffodils  GEM: Amethyst  HOLIDAY:  Halloween MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Apparition  MOVIE: Ever After MUSICAL ARTIST: Tove Lo maybe? Stevie Nicks? SCENERY: Some pretty fucking mountains, man.  SCENT: Woodsy, musky scents. Or rose.  SPORT: Honestly, none SPORTS TEAM: ^^^  TELEVISION SHOW: Superstore, Arrested Development. ...Greys Anatomy WEATHER: Snow!!  VACATION DESTINATION: She’s gone nowhere really, like, she’s been on one holiday because of Sienna and so I don’t think she actually has a favorite. 

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM: That her podcast really, really takes off. That she becomes properly relevant in the music industry as someone who genuinely has something to say.  GREATEST FEAR: Irrelevance, but also loneliness. She doesn’t want to base anything of herself on love or relationships but she definitely has this fear of ultimately being alone. Or not even being alone, but being lonely.  MOST AT EASE WHEN: In her room, hanging out with her best friends and listening to music. It’s peaceful, it’s happy.  LEAST AT EASE WHEN: In a new environment with new people that she doesn’t necessarily know or trust. She’s not necessarily uncomfortable, but she’s more on guard than in any other situation. 

[thatwitchglenda]

[thatwitchglenda]

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🎒what was my muse’s worst subject in school?

Glenda’s had a few not so great moments when it comes to Hogwarts and her schooling there. If you’d have asked her this question first year, the answer would have undoubtedly been flying. She absolutely hated it – not because she was too worried about the height, but because brooms are fucking uncomfortable and she was never much about the risk of potentially breaking her neck (or any other body part at that). Throughout school she wasn’t an O student for moment subjects, usually cruising through with a spatter of EE and the occasional superior grade. She was absolutely terrible when it came to arithmancy and the relief she felt when she managed to scrape by with an A was pretty intense. Still, the worst subject would have had to have been xylomancy. Always good when it came to divination, Glenda had taken the extra curricular class in the hopes that it would be fun. It wasn’t. She sucked at it. Lets leave it at that.

[thatwitchglenda]

do you believe in soulmates?

I’m pretty sure Lily and I talked about this the other day. But, to reiterate, no, not really. Well, sort of. I think maybe people could have multiple soulmates. Multiple people who fit your soul in the most splendid sort of way. But there’s no way that there’s just one singular person out there for you, because then the chances of you finding that person are like slim to none. We probably have multiple soulmate – I mean, I’m sure we have multiple soulmates. Like, platonic soulmates – that would be Aims for me. And then there’s romantic soulmates, and so on. 

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[allmymuseinspo]

Glenda: aloe, belladonna, chamomile, goldenrod, heliotrope 👀, ivy, pansy, snapdragon

aloe :   how does your muse handle grief ?

I don’t think she’s ever experienced real grief to be honest. Maybe a grandparent when she was young, but no one when she was old enough to really understand it. I don’t think she’d handle it very well tbh just because she tends to love really hard? And I think she’d have a pretty difficult time with accepting it.

belladonna :   how does your muse respond to silence ?   do they take comfort in soundlessness ,   or seek to fill the void with noise ?  

She doesn’t mind silence, but I don’t think she prefers it by any means. She usually has music playing just so that it’s not quiet, and really loves background noise? I don’t even think she can sleep without some sort of white noise, which is why I have a hard time picturing her living like outside of the city lool. but when it comes to like comfortable silence between people, she’s definitely there for that

chamomile :   what is your muse likely to take away from a painful experience ?   are they one to be haunted by adversity ,   or to use what they’ve gone through to become stronger ?  

Oof, see, I think she has a really hard time letting go and getting over things. Mostly because she has a tendency to fault herself when it comes to those sorts of experiences? I think she has a problem when it comes to regrets and thinking that she could have done something differently. But with time, it’s definitely something that builds her up, i think it just takes a while for her to process and overcome.

goldenrod :   does your muse believe in luck or fortune ?  why or why not ?   where do they believe these things come from ?  

For sure! I think having magic in her life it’s pretty hard to discard certain ideas as just being silly. And if luck can be magically created then why can’t it be a tangible thing?

heliotrope :   does your muse believe in soulmates ?

(i kept being like omg what are those eyes for). but! YES. She does, and she believes that we all have many soulmates and different sorts of soulmates out there. Like, she’s 100% not joking when she talks about Amelia being her soulmate, and although she’s like smh it’s cheesy, will eventually be convinced that Thorfinn is hers too

ivy :   what are your muse’s views on marriage ?   do they believe it is something strictly for love ,   or an institution rooted in business   &   social benefits ?   do they desire or have they desired to be married ?

I really don’t think she gives it much thought? Would definitely want to be married one day and have a family, but she thinks she’s far too young to really be considering those sorts of things. And yeah -- it’s definitely hard for her to understand the more business side of marriage that Thorfinn and Sienna see because to her it’s just strictly for love. If she sat down and really thought about it, she’d tell you that one day it would be something that’d make her happy

pansy :   does your muse often reflect on their own actions ?   do they ever think a lot about the past ,   and what they could have done differently ?

Yes, I think so. I wouldn’t say she does it often, but when something goes a way she wasn’t intending for it to go she def gets super in her head and just thinks about what ifs and how she could change the situation

snapdragon :   is your muse merciful ?  why or why not ?

Yes. She’s a very forgiving and compassionate person and definitely believes that people are capable of redeeming themselves. but she also has her limits? and i think once someone has showed that they’re unwilling to even try, she does write them off -- i just think it’s hard for her to get to that point.

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Glenda again: What is one sexual insecurity that your muse has? Does your muse prefer gentle lovemaking or rough sex? What was your muse’s best sexual experience?

What is one sexual insecurity that your muse has?

i think that she has the same insecurities that most women have at one point or another. occasionally it’s appearance based (are my boobs big enough, are they even, etc), i think she definitely is most insecure about like the sounds she makes in bed? just because she makes no attempt to control them and sometimes is like is this too much? am i being too loud? does this sound weird? but like i feel that’s all very rare for her? 

Does your muse prefer gentle lovemaking or rough sex? 

a nice mix of both i think, but definitely prefers things rough. there’s a time and a place for gentle sex ! in the morning, super late at night, if the vibe is v v v right. 

What was your muse’s best sexual experience?

my inner glenda is like smh thorfinn just wants to hear a compliment about himself. okay it hasnt happened yet but when she finally gets to sneak into his office it will 10000% be that okay

in-depth sinday meme

[allmymuseinspo]

“ it’s okay , i’m here . i’ll always be here . ” (thorfinn and glenda please)

Sitting up with a loud gasp, Glenda brought a hand to her heart, chest heaving as she attempted to catch her breath, the dream that had woken her up vivid and frightening. Or nightmare was perhaps the more appropriate term. A recurring nightmare which had plagued her sleep for weeks now. A nightmare which she’d thought had finally begun to fade into distant memory as she hadn’t had it for a good week now. “Fuck,” she whispered to herself, hands moving to cover her face, fingers pressing into her temples. There was a rustling next to her as Thorfinn moved, sitting up and wiping the sleep from his eyes. She ignored him even as his hand moved to her back, rubbing comforting circles, afraid that if she said anything at all she would start crying. 

“Same one?” He finally asked when her breathing became even once more, no longer as labored. For a moment she considered denying it, though she wasn’t entirely sure why and even as she knew he’d not believe it. But instead, Glenda just nodded, finally plopping her hands in her lap. “It’s just a nightmare, they’ll stop soon.” 

Again she nodded, lips pressing together and the corner of her mouth pinching up as she tried to compose herself. “I thought they stopped. It’s just so stupid, I don’t know why I keep thinking about it.” It being the wall that had nearly crushed her just a few weeks prior; it being the attack that left her in St. Mungo’s for the better part of a week while she recovered. Her dismissive tone probably had the opposite effect of what she was trying to do, which was to convince both him and herself that she was totally fine. Trying to focus on something other than what she’d just seen, Glenda fiddled with the hem of her nightshirt – well, it was really just one of his t-shirts, but on her fell to mid thigh, which really just meant that it was perfect to sleep in. 

“Thinking about it scares me too,” he told her, both their voices low in the darkness of her bedroom. “And it’s not stupid. At all.” 

The was another nod and she looked away from him, fingers pressing into the skin of her knee as she tried to stop herself from crying. Sadly, her efforts seemed to do little, as she felt her body betraying her and tears pooling, vision becoming increasingly blurrier. She was frustrated and annoyed and sad and she wanted nothing more than for all those emotions to go away so that she could sleep. When the tears finally spilled over, she turned her head so that she could wipe at them, although the action was pretty fruitless, as he could see what she was doing even in the dimmed light. “Come here.” Said with a sigh, he took her hand and pulled her to him, and despite her desire invalidate her own feelings, Glenda didn’t bother fighting him and willingly allowed herself to be pulled closer. 

Facing each other, he brought a hand up to wipe at some of the stray tears, cupping her cheek for a moment and kissing her lightly. “I’m sorry I’m such a mess,” she sniffled, the tears not stopping despite her very much wanting them to, and when she began to speak, the soft flow shifted into full on sobs. “I’m just so tired. I just want to sleep and I can’t and I hate it. I want them to go away.” 

Thorfinn could feel the dampness from her cheeks as they turned and she properly cuddled into his side, his one hand resuming the consoling motions on her back, the other reaching for the hand that rested on his chest. “It’s okay, love,” he shushed her, bringing her hand up to press a kiss to her knuckles. “I’m here. I’ll always be here – nothing like that will ever happen again. I promise.” Eventually the tears subsided once more, and by the time she’d cried herself back to sleep – this time the merciful dreamless sort – the ball of guilt that he could feel in the pit of his stomach had begun to recede, and the first few rays of dawn began to creep through the windows.

@worldofmuses

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🖼 Glenda

🖼- Framed photos So many photos everywhere!! We know Glenda doesn’t mind clutter but she’s just really bad at deciding what’s worth keeping and what isn’t. She’s super into sentimental value and therefore just has LOADS of photos littered around her apartment and her room. The good thing about living with her best friend is that a lot of the memories are shared and so there’s a bunch of pictures of the two of them as well as their families and their friends. The shared living space definitely has a dozen or more photos scattered about; there’s baby Glenda and Amelia – sadly separate photos, something taken their first year at Hogwarts, one of the entire group (that sadly feels a bit odd to Glenda now that she and Peter are no longer together), a few of just the girls in various combinations. They all range from posed masterpieces to lots and lots of candids. 

And then her room isn’t much better tbh. She has like two on her nightstand, another three on her dresser, and not framed but I’m still counting them photos tucked into the mirror of her vanity. Those that are in her room are definitely her favorites. There’s one of her and her dad when she was ridiculously cute at the age of three, both making silly faces into the camera. There’s another with both her parents at what must have been her eighth birthday party. The ones in her mirror are exclusively photo booth pictures, and the rest are from Halloween, Christmas, and various birthdays. She’s just so sentimental!! She loves pictures she really really does. I also imagine she definitely has like a box of mementos that she likely keeps in her closet, and there she’s definitely stored the printed pictures of her and Peter, as I don’t see her wanting to actually throw them out. 

edit: also she and thorfinn are really going to have to take some non nsfw photos bc eventually she’ll be like umm what the fuck we have nothing i can frame

You can tell a lot about a person based on their living space

[allmymuseinspo]

Glenda: 3, 7, 8, 12, 16, 23

3. Do they like to play games? What kind of games: video, card, board? What are some of their favorites?

definitely. i 100% picture game night being a huge thing at her house growing up and i feel like she amelia lowkey love them. probably more card than board games as a kid but she loves a good board game too. exploding snap, war, uno, bullshit. 

7. What’s their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan? Do they have any food allergies that make them have a special diet?

she doesn’t have any allergies and isn’t like too picky or set on any sort of diet? tries to eat healthy but it’s a sort of whatever you’re in the mood for vibe. not vegetarian but tries to eat vegetarian when she can and like avoids meat unless she’s really feeling it

8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child?

she was def like a barbie/doll kid and had loads of dolls growing up, probably had a fake kitchen set. you know that weird like one song clip thing?? totally had it. 

12. How do they organize their books? Alphabetical by author, by title? By size, color, date published? Is there any rhyme or reason?

if it’s a series she groups together but otherwise they’re just grouped by her favorites? i don’t think she has that many books -- probably enough to fit on like two or three shelves max 

16. What time do they normally go to bed? How many hours of sleep do they usually need to function in the morning?

ummm it depends? on like a normal day maybe midnight or one in the morning? she does stay up late pretty often though and usually wakes up wanting more sleep than she got. tbh needs a good 8 or she’s moody af until she’s caffeinated but she never gets 8 bc lmaooo work

23. How do they prefer to watch movies? In the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned DVD/digital download, rented from somewhere?

i don’t think she goes to the movie theater all that often? rarely, really. usually she just watches stuff of streaming sites bc she def does not own a dvd player or anything

different headcanon questions!!

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“oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!” (From Thorfinn)

“Why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!” Thorfinn called from the nursery, an apologetic looking Glenda walking in a moment later, grimacing as she caught sight of the massive disaster that was their daughters nappy. Disaster being a rather light term, she thought, seeing as there was currently baby poop running down Elsie’s leg and back. Only a few weeks old, they’d not run into too many disastrous diaper moments as of yet and this by far seemed to be the worst.

“I didn’t think it was,” she defended, having stepped out of the room to grab a new pack of wipes, far too addled to think about grabbing her wand and summoning them. That, and well, it had been nice to get away from the smell for a minute. “I just smelled it, I didn’t see that it’d gone everywhere.”

And everywhere it had. Lying in her little chair, their daughter had managed to poop all over herself and the seat, somehow going right through her very cute legless onesie. Which felt like it needed to be tossed straight into the bin, given how horrifying it looked as he peeled it off of her. “There’s no way I can clean all this with wipes, she needs a bath,” he noted, having taken a wipe from his wife and done a rather cursory job of cleaning the immediate damage. “So do I. I feel like I’m covered in it.” 

“You’re not covered in it.” The words were said with amusement, and Glenda struggled to keep herself from laughing. She was exhausted, and the simultaneous ridiculousness and seriousness of the entire thing just… well, it was funny. 

“You’re so lucky it was my turn,” he commented, clearly not amused by her laughter, even if they were said with mock annoyance. 

“I had that horrible one the other day,” she then reminded him, even though it definitely hadn’t been as bad as this. “Just hop in the shower with her. It’ll be easier that way.” 

The suggestion a valid one, she went to turn on water and make sure it wasn’t too hot, while he finished cleaning the baby up as much as he could, stripping down and walking into the bathroom with a very poopy but otherwise calm baby resting on his chest. Both still not a hundred percent comfortable with holding her (at least when water was involved), she suggested holding the shower head for him while he kept a secure grasp, the stream of whatever shocking the little girl to tears almost as soon as it hit. Once the shock and the screams passed, though, Glenda had very little choice but to appreciate the sight, quite unaware that a goofy sort of smile had made its way onto her lips. Despite being very concerned that he wouldn’t, Thorfinn easily fit the role, taking it on naturally – which, really, she’d never worried about herself. But still, it was a relief now to watch him hold the baby; one hand supporting her head and the other making sure that everything was properly washed off. Elsie had also become very much taken with his voice, and they’d found that she was much easier to soothe when he was talking to her, regardless of what he was actually saying. Which was how very serious conversations managed to take place between a five-week-old infant and a grown man. It was usually very endearing, but especially so as she watched him discuss the importance of personal hygiene with someone who occasionally cooed in response.  

“What’s that face?” She heard him ask, Thorfinn clearly catching the look. 

“Nothing. I just didn’t think that you holding a baby covered with poop would be this cute.” 

His eye roll was instinctive, but even he couldn’t hide the pleased smile from his lips. “Take her, will you? I’ll wash off.” Towel at the ready, they maneuvered the baby into her grasp, and she wrapped her up to keep her warm. Glenda walked back out to the nursery, and settling the infant onto her changing table, managed to pat her dry and lotion her up before he came out – cleaner and no longer smelling of anything foul. “I know, I know, this sort of service must be awful for you,” Glenda said in response to noises of displeasure that began as soon as she’d put on a new nappy, pressing a few kisses to the soft skin of her tummy before she dressed her properly. “She smells so nice.” The words were said with a sigh, and as she finished dressing the little girl and picked her up, Glenda felt arms suddenly wrap around her middle. There was a hum of agreement, and lips pressed to her shoulders, and she couldn’t help but tilt her head back against his chest, thinking about little else other than how happy she was in the moment.

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Glenda: Are there any foods that are like aphrodisiacs to your muse? How does your muse approach one-night stands versus long term partners? How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood?

Are there any foods that are like aphrodisiacs to your muse? 

Tbh no, not really. I think the most would probably be like strawberries dipped in chocolate? but i don’t think she believes that foods are really aphrodisiacs 

How does your muse approach one-night stands versus long term partners? 

Glenda’s way more open to one-night stands than she is to long term partners -- especially right now. She feels that it would take a lot for her to want to be with someone on like a permanent basis and really thinks the focus should be on herself atm? She’s super open to just hookups and doesn’t feel bad about doing what she wants when she wants. I mean she literally has to fall in love before she realizes she wants a long term relationship again looool

How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood?

lbr glenda makes it pretty obvious when she’s in the mood. it ranges from texts to photos to flat out just saying it. she’s very forward

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