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☆ Crack Headcanons ☆

felt evil today so i made this, i simply go off vibes, overanalyzing and things that i consider funny here so enjoy

- bald bull has arranged a funeral on whatsapp once

- don flamenco gets called lawn flamingo daily

- glass joe once got so angry at someone that he whacked them with a baguette

- Mac has a Twitter account where he shit talks Macho man and personally @'s him, he thinks its hilarious to annoy Macho man

- great tiger sometimes clones himself and practices arguments with himself

- bear hugger just hands stuff to people when theyre on the phone since he knows that 90% they will pick it up

- aran ryan sometimes pretends hes a rhino experiencing rain after a tough drought on all fours, it brings him to tears

- mr sandman sometimes watches fanboy & chum chum when hes feeling sad

- super macho man tries to make Joe mama, ligma & sugma jokes all the time, only soda falls for it

- soda keeps being sent that video of joe biden going "SODA!!" and he still thinks its hilarious

- piston hondo can and will eat any flower he knows is edible, thinks its fun (and is right, actually)

- kaiser accidentally snorted baking powder once when he was little, his family will never let him live it down and calls him "bread boy" to this day

- doc lois sometimes calls Mac macaroni just to annoy him