#ignore the couch please

[universal-joke]

Clock duo, my beloveds

[opikiquu]

MORE MEMES

[balloonboyismyson]

Sleeping 😴

[willowser]

For the fanfic trope game: maybe Neighbour Touya and awful first meeting ?

I loved reading what you wrote for Bakugou Soulmate first time mashup ❤️

LOL OKAY THIS SOUNDS CUTE ! and tysm !!! i'm so glad you enjoyed it !!! 🥺✨💕

so you move in next door to the todoroki's and the first one you meet is fuyumi !!! she's getting out of her little cute car, bringing some groceries inside as you're hauling boxes up to your room from the moving van. and she's very nice ! very sweet ! about your age and you're excited about the possibility of having a friend already !

she tells you a little bit about her family later, when you two go walking around the neighborhood after the sun has started to set and the evening has begun to cool things down. her parents are divorced and she and her brothers live with her mother ! though she and the two younger ones still see their father for certain holidays and in small stints in the summer. she doesn't say much about her other brother, and you don't ask, trying to soak it all up like a sponge.

over the course of the first week, you meet all of them. all of them. little shouto who seems wholly uninterested in you — you can't tell if he's shy or just more interested in the little gaming system he keeps in his hands at all times — and natuso, who blushes when you introduce yourself. rei, who is so sweet ! and invites you to stay for dinner, which you do, and you and fuyumi help her in the kitchen and have a good time ! you meet enji for just a moment, near the end of the week when he comes to visit rei, a serious, withdrawn look on his face that sends you and the kiddos outside. you only barely catch him saying something about touya, but then yumi is rolling her eyes and natsuo is asking you something about having a boyfriend.

it's not until a little later that you're trying to sleep that you hear something OBNOXIOUS outside, like a fist against a window and some ridiculous noise that could be scary if you think too much about it. when you take a peek, there's some dark-haired guy trying to climb the side of the todoroki house, wobbling dangerously and barely hanging on. you spend a moment watching him, wondering if you should maybe call the police, but then the window opens and natsuo sticks his little head out — and plants a hand on his face and pushes him off the house afhahfahf

all the floodlights come on and he's stumbling to his feet just to face plant in the grass, and he looks up when you accidentally laugh out loud. even in the dark, you can see the face he makes at you, before he's getting to his feet and scaling the side of your house, too. you should probably be afraid, but natsuo is still looking out his own window, watching with his mouth open as this guy starts knocking and hissing to be let in.

you don't know why you do. maybe because he's a little cute up close and both natsuo and now shouto don't seem afraid as they watch you from across the yard. just as you yank open your window and he forces himself in, you catch rei coming around the side of the house with a flashlight, arms crossed as she calls out, "touya!" all exasperated. he just face plants into your room and groans into the carpet.

he doesn't move for a minute and when you lightly kick him in the arm, he sits up and is sort of drooling. the bitter smell of alcohol hits you terribly, looking at his handsome, scuffed up face, and he just blinks his bright blue eyes up at you slowly.

he slurs, "you th'neighbor?"

"uh, yeah," you raise an eyebrow, "that's why i'm in the house next door."

it makes him — touya — huff. "cute," he grins enough that his dimples show; the same ones shouto has, the one fuyumi has in her right cheek. and then he groans again, slumping back on your floor as he covers his mouth. "much as 'm enjoyin' this, 'm 'boutta hurl all over your rug."

you barely manage to drag him down the hall to your bathroom.

✨ trope game ! ✨

[pencil-peach]

On the Couch

[jakes3resin]

Biker Gale AU... my unwritten beloved... my most beautiful muse... feral Gale who beats up men and kisses Bucky with blood still on his face... Bucky who says fuck you to federal agents... truly my most beloved... the second I start writing you I know you'll no longer be my beloved but my enemy... but that's okay I still love you 💔

A/B/O fic my detestable wife... please release me from your clutches... or at least make fucking sense in the docs... why do you not want to be written cohesively... divorce will never be an option 💔

[nyankoizumi]

Its not like i like you or anything *hits you in the head and teleports away*

[feral-radfem]

All of y'all pretending like heterosexual women are the only ones who experience misogyny, or experience the most misogyny, are not (just) being homophobic, you're being misogynistic.

You're denying women's sex based oppression is real or it's severity. So maybe sit down and shut up and realize that we are still women despite the fact that we are not sleeping with men. You have the ability to make the choice not to sleep with men too. It's not an inaction unique to homosexuals.

I will spread any feminist praxis I want, and if it's insulting for me to reiterate the ideals we preach in these spaces because I'm a homosexual then you can go ahead and be insulted. SSA women have just as much claim to these spaces as you do because we are women and these spaces are for fighting misogyny, which we all experience. It's not just for tackling the misogyny y'all are uncomfortable with, it's for tackling all of it. Get with the program, ladies.

[soulthesimmer]

yasmin is moving to sulani bc she's switching careers. she's staying with the valentines for the weekend before she moves into her new place and offered to help with the baby room.

[allthings-acorn]

Thank you to everyone who commented on my training question! I’m not the most active on here, but I so value this community. You’ve all given me lots of ideas and food for thought. I really appreciate it. I’ll try to continue updating as we apply your advice! In the meantime, please enjoy this silly photo of Acorn being a nosy neighbor.

[tictac-murder-spaghetti]

Wanted to post this after some of my writing but as long as that isn't working I'm gonna have to give you sketches now so, fluffy Ambrose and Strychnine :) Ambrose is not a very good pillow for anyone EXCEPT Strychnine

[kittlyns]

I fucking hate cleaning and sharing a space and having NOTHING to do with half the shit in my house cuz most of it belongs to other people and nobody else is in a "let's throw shit away if we don't need it" mood.

[paintings-drawings-sketches-ohmy]

This snuggly Pangolin was just released in my Etsy Shop!

As always, $5 dollars from the sale will go to the Pangolin Crisis Fund to help protect these wonderfully weird little creatures in the wild!

[just-achillean-thoughts]

at least i was right. you do have nice hands.

-⚔️

[multi-twentyone]

sebby but make him sam porter bridges

[astrxealis]

i think it's interesting you can tell how people are like deep down by small things they do