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deepfriedtrout · 8 months

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I'm never gonna continue the Ahab-is-Penelope au but thinking about her being canon ahab greatly amuses me.

these hags had a son together. their son is still at home with no fucking idea what happened to his moms. he is twenty with more than a hundred adults vying for the position of power both his parents left him. his mom thinks the other is dead and is on a monomaniacal hunt for a whale she thinks killed her, and his other mom is now currently working with a company that makes her die horribly 2 limbillion times so she can reach home. they're both high-ranking officers. they have one goal and they will do anything to reach it. i want them to [LONG FOGHORN SOUND] me

#im not putting this on the tag. i will get skinned alive #or maybe i should. i dunno #trout talks #ignore the probably big age difference. just think ahab got the gray hair from the stress and bilgewater #toxic women yuri... good heavens above i am fanning myself with a handkerchief......#thunking of the implications of meeting your wife again in more than a decade. the other has changed so wildly from the woman you knew #oh my god fish stop you might actually start shipping them #i don't know a lick of canto v so. yeah #LIKE ALSO. MD!AHAB HAS A SON AND WIFE WAITING FOR HIM BACK HOME. SO WHAT IF- [GETS SHOT]#stop being delusional. get off the internet fish

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