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ntshastark · 5 years

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smallville lb: part 6 (2x11-2x17)

(part 5)

2x11

i’m 100% here for the objectification of tom welling in a wet white t-shirt

stopping to think of it... is it even legal to enlist when you’re under 18??

ma’am?? your kid just got back from war???? he was MIA for over a month??? why are your priorities his fucking high school clout???

lex: why are working for my dad if you like me??

helen: bitch i never said i liked you

i love this soundtrack sm

CLARK’S FACE???

THIS SCENE WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER BE RECORDED WITH A CAMERA?????

AND I CAN’T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE, WHY

(it’s the one where whitney-or-whoever kills the marine while his mother screams)

these are literally 10 seconds apart

smallville out of context

HOLY SHIT IT’S JANIS-FROM-MEAN-GIRLS

oh it’s straight-up gay now

(great representation)

???? wtf happened to the ship

i know it’s not chloe but yknow what? i’ll take it

...do i count this as a clark kiss?

clark: shoot her, i’m the real clark!

tina: no, i’m the real clark, i love you!

lana, pointing the gun at tina: the real clark would never be honest about his feelings

the cinnamon topography of this episode........... bring on the emmys

it’s sad but... it was obvious that this was coming as soon as he decided to leave :/

I CANNOT

34 episodes till lois

2x12

smallville out of context

Technology

YOUR PARENTS HAD 1 (ONE) ARGUMENT

i actually took the time to do this

sawyer? 👀

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just let clark learn to fly............. please............

MOTHERFUCKER

martha having to restrain herself from rolling her eyes while lex and lionel fight for clark’s car keys

mais perdido que cego em tiroteio

why is this the second time we get lex having a shitty time with his father and then longingly looking at the kents loving each other, right after a luthor and a kent are released from being held hostage in a luthor building

YOU’RE PUTTING AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL OBJECT WITH THE FLOUR???? MA’AM HAVE YOU NO FEAR FOR YOUR FAMILY’S SAFETY??

33 episodes till lois

2x13

so.

that was unexpected.

oh no

HE’S STILL ALIVE???????????????

HOW

how and why did they borrow lex’s car??

ooo it was definitely the dominic dude

lionel said he was flying out alone bc martha wasn’t going with him - but dominic was with him in smallville

chloe coloured random streaks of her hair i-

i love how lana appreciates it when chloe digs into her life bc they are perfect for each other

i was not expecting that

stop dropping hints and metaphors about lex’s eventual fall from grace and start working on making it happen bEFORE I GET EVEN MORE ATTACHED

32 episodes till lois

2x14

weren’t the caves marked as a historical/religious site or something??? how did these people manage to get all this equipment in there with no one noticing? bc i’m pretty sure they don’t have a permit

holy shit stephen hawking just up and kissed chloe

wait, i just realised

the other kryptonian described in the cave painting was called namam, right? so i always assumed it was like na-mam or nam-am or something, but his paintings have an S on his chest (ik, kinda dumb that i didn’t stop to think abt it sooner), which is the crest of the house of el, so was he clark’s ancestor??? like, namam-el or something???

oh no stephen hawking died

it’s funny when they zoom in on clark’s face bc he’s supposed to be 15 but he always has a 5 o’clock shadow bc tom welling was like 20

(and apparently he got MARRIED in 2002??? at 20 years old???? dude why

ofc 10 years later they got divorced)

lmao

HE’S SO SAD THE POOR THING don’t worry bby you’ll find true love with clark’s grandfather

(i still haven’t seen the last 4 eps of krypton but i’m sure that’s what happens)

when does the whole chloe/clark mess ends pLEASE

CHLOE GOT AN EVIL MAKEOVER

oh no

if i didn’t already know chloe only finds out on s5 i’d be so pissed rn

guess they’re gonna forget about this later then

WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE CARS

oh hey! another 2-for-one clark/chloe dubcon kiss!

so we’re at 5/8 now + 2 bonuses

ok that’s a whole-ass make-out session, idk how to count that

and that’s... another one

another kiss, but now he’s not under anymore so it’s a separate occasion... why am i even still counting these

why so many cars jumping off of high places in this show...........

????? what did he do wrong???

he cancelled the date bc he needed to get pete to the hospital

here we are, at the hospital, with pete and chloe

he made out with chloe a bunch, sure, but the one you saw was chloe kissing him so????

we’ve all asked ourselves that question

DON’T DREAM IT’S OVERRRRR

HEY NOW HEY NOW

SOMETHINGSOMETHING

THEY COME THEY COME

TO BUILD A WALL BETWEENNN USSSSS

YOU KNOW THEY WONT WIN

i’m already usually not a fan of love triangles, but *sigh*

this drama is just so pointless when he’s not ending up with either of them

anyway, 31 episodes until lois finally gets here

[[interlude: i just saw 1 (one) sv!clois gifset and started crying bc i love them so much???? i hadn’t watched a single episode of this show before this marathon]]

2x15

NO WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

HE’S BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paul wesley’s on-screen older brother making a dramatic entrance both on the scene and into his life

hmm

oh i love paul wasdfghjkl

(ik ik, it’s people like me why he had to change it)

LEX TOOK HIS NEW BROTHER TO THE KENT FARM TO GET HIS OTHER BROTHER’S APPROVAL

honey, you’ll be using this phrase a lot in your life

“hey, you fucking my brother?”

real talk, what is his jaw made of

when i say she has BLE (big lois energy)...

i wonder how i’d feel about clark/lana vs clark/chloe if i hadn’t approached them with the ‘clana is comics canon, therefore inevitable; chloe is an oc who started as clark’s friend and could’ve remained that but people can’t accept platonic m/f friendships; and both ships are pointless because he ends up with his One True Love And Soulmate, Lois Joanne Lane-Kent anyway’ mentality from the start

CHLOE! AND! LANA! BEING! BEST! FRIENDS!

LEX IS MOVING IN

JONATHAN IS HAVING A STROKE

oh my god

(i’m sorry i couldn’t resist)

WAIT WHEN DID HE GET IT BACK

WAS IT AFTER HE WAS SHOT, DID HE SEE CLARK DO ANYTHING

paul wesley’s eyebrows

no, seriously, his eyebrows

if you could frame a compliment, he would

heh

they mentioned it!!

what was the blindness plot for anyway??? did they just tire of it???

IS PAUL GONNA BECOME A RECURRENT/REGULAR

well, considering his mother kidnapped and tried to murder you... i’d say it’s anyone’s guess

please get w*yne c*yne away from me

30 episodes till lois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2x16

i still dont get why she’s hiding the key???

HOLY SHIT IS CHLOE’S SPIKEY HAIR GONE FOR GOOD???? ARE WE OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE 90s????? like damn, considering the hairdo she had for the rave just a few eps ago i really didn’t think we’d get here so soon

THE WHAT NOW

this is, and i’m serious, the first time in this show that anyone’s ever lowered their voices when talking about a secret

can this show stop teasing me with the kents having another child when i know it’s not gonna happen??

first ryan, now this

OH NOOO

MARTHA BBY

CLARK LOVES YOU

I LOVE YOU

SMALLVILLE SUPPORTS BABY-KILLING

...alexa, play despacito

on one hand i love people finding out, but on the other i didn’t want any of clark’s other friends finding out for now bc like. that’s pete’s thing now. he’s the friend that knows, and it brought him and clark so much closer (and gave him a lot more screentime). but helen finding out is PERFECT, bc she’s not a friend but she’s an ally and they really need more of those.