Villains Reaction to Kate's Cringy Pick-up lines
William
Kate: "Ayy, are you a mosquito? Because I wanna smash the shit out of you."
William: *pauses in midst of drinking his tea and stares at her*
William: *takes exactly 10 seconds to process the meaning*
William: "Hahahahahaha!!!!" *almost drops his cup on the table*
Liam
Kate: "Life without you is like a broken pencil. Totally pointless."
Liam: "Really!!!? You too!? I feel the same way too!" *hugs her from behind*
Harry
Kate: "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
Harrison: *blushes slightly*
Harrison: *coughs*
Harrison: "That ain't a lie, though."
Elbie
Kate: "Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you."
Elbie: "Nothing is wrong with your eyes. They are great....they should be only looking at me..."
Alfons
Kate: "Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
Alfons: "I can be your band-aid." *licks her 'scraped' knee*
Roger
Kate: "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
Roger: "Hahaha...If the oven is yours, then yes."
Ellis
Kate: "I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y."
Ellis: *looks genuinely confused*
*Roger whispers to him the meaning*
Ellis: "Ohh...sorry Kate. I didn't get it at first. Let's try it one more time, I'll laugh for sure this time."
Jude
Kate: "Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you----Ah!"
*trips Kate by putting his feet in her way*
Jude: "Oh princess? Did you scrap your knee falling for me?"
Victor
Kate: "If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable."
Victor: "If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!"
Kate: "Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!"
Victor: "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
Victor: "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
Victor: "If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!"
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