Villains Reaction to Kate's Cringy Pick-up lines
William
Kate: "Ayy, are you a mosquito? Because I wanna smash the shit out of you."
William: *pauses in midst of drinking his tea and stares at her*
William: *takes exactly 10 seconds to process the meaning*
William: "Hahahahahaha!!!!" *almost drops his cup on the table*
Liam
Kate: "Life without you is like a broken pencil. Totally pointless."
Liam: "Really!!!? You too!? I feel the same way too!" *hugs her from behind*
Harry
Kate: "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
Harrison: *blushes slightly*
Harrison: *coughs*
Harrison: "That ain't a lie, though."
Elbie
Kate: "Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you."
Elbie: "Nothing is wrong with your eyes. They are great....they should be only looking at me..."
Alfons
Kate: "Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
Alfons: "I can be your band-aid." *licks her 'scraped' knee*
Roger
Kate: "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
Roger: "Hahaha...If the oven is yours, then yes."
Ellis
Kate: "I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y."
Ellis: *looks genuinely confused*
*Roger whispers to him the meaning*
Ellis: "Ohh...sorry Kate. I didn't get it at first. Let's try it one more time, I'll laugh for sure this time."
Jude
Kate: "Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you----Ah!"
*trips Kate by putting his feet in her way*
Jude: "Oh princess? Did you scrap your knee falling for me?"
Victor
Kate: "If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable."
Victor: "If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!"
Kate: "Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!"
Victor: "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
Victor: "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
Victor: "If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!"
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Mammon: Life has no meaning.
Levi: I should go to the depths of the ocean and stay there, who would care?
Belphie: I hope I never wake up again…
Satan: *flicking through a book* So many words to say nothing, no meaning at all…
Beel: The food tastes like nothing, no matter how much I eat, it's no use.
Lucifer: *sitting in front of the fireplace with a bottle of demonus in his hand* …
Solomon: What's wrong with them?
Diavolo: Oh, Mc is out!
Solomon: And that's why it looks like the world is coming to an end?
Diavolo: I don't understand it either.
Barbatos: *appearing* It seems that they are meeting some friends from class and they hasn't invited or said anything to anyone.
Solomon and Diavolo: *gasp* !!!
Diavolo: Now I understand…
Solomon: Abandoned by my own apprentice…
Barbatos: *similing* …
Barbatos: Dramatics.
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(late) Mother's Day
We got chibi moms before GTA 6 holy–
2 CGs in one post was the death of me, but nothing tops the one I made with Carla, Noctis, Azusa & Co. for DF 💀💀💀 THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE
Which wife would you marry?
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I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:
Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*
Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?
Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…
Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…
Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!
Mc: *studying* mmm What…
Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!
Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …
Demon: Are you ok?!
Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.
Demon: ????
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