#ikr I just wanna chomp

[dietmimo]

Whatever they are looking at must be good.

[sebastians1mp]

First post ??? Crazy ikr but i’ve been ready smut about sebastian for DAYS ON END don’t judge pls he’s so dreamy, i’ve decided to write my own story i’m HORRIBLE at grammar and spelling so please bear with me my first language is chinese so try and understand and without further a due

Sebastian x Female Reader one shot??

Sebastian pov ***

“You’re gonna have to come out of your room and stop rotting in there someday” Robin yells down the stairs “All because I didn’t wanna go to the dumb egg festival?” You practically scream.

Robin stomps down the stairs in fury, “Sebastian! I wanted you to meet the new farmer girl, She is a lovely new addition to this town and you don’t even say hello for almost a month?” “To be honest mom I really could care less about this dumb town and whatever that farmer girl has to do here” You say in a annoyed tone.

“You will be saying hello first thing next morning, no if ands or buts” Robin exclaims as she leaves your room, “fuck” was all you could think before becoming preoccupied in yet another project.

Readers Pov ***

Returning from the egg festival you’re filled with joy everyone in the town greeted you kindly except…what was his name? You quickly forgot and went on to do your nightly routine and get some shut eye.

You awake to a knock at your door and zeus on your lap purring and clawing at the fuzzy blanket that lay over you, Opening the door you see a 6’1 figure at your doorstep his dark black hair and hypnotizing eyes were all you could stare at forgetting to even say hello. “uh…hi?” The stranger says awkwardly “Oh my gosh i’m so sorry where are my manners please come inside”

He anxiously walks into your home, upon entering he starts eyeing the sashimi that you had made the night before. “Oh? A sashimi lover” “hell yeah” you both sit down less tense this time having at least something to talk or relate on, Sebastian starts rambling while stuffing his face with salmon sashimi. “Well my name is Sebastian and i’m sorry for not greeting you earlier it’s not exactly…easy for me to do these type of things” You know the feeling well and decide not to take offense to the late greeting and half assed apology.

Sebastian pov ***

I don’t even know why i’m out here, I wanna go back home and do something productive. You finally reach the door of the new farmer in town you slowly knock on the door hesitatingly. A few seconds go by and the door is opened by none other than the famous new farmer. “Holy..shit” you thought “She’s like a beam of light” You both stare deeply into each others eyes until you break the silence “uh..hi?” you say the farmer now looks extremely flustered and mutters “Oh my gosh i’m so sorry where are my manners please come inside”

You enter her house it left you a little uneasy knowing you don’t even know the girl and you’re already in her house, But your thoughts were cut short by you finding a plate of sashimi on the table “Oh? a sashimi lover” “hell yeah” You both sit down and start talking more like apologizing but you were too focused on eating the delicious sashimi to even put together a good apology.

Reader pov ***

God why is he so handsome even when chomping down on my leftovers…”Don’t choke on your food” you say half laughing, Sebastian does not look pleased by this joke but gives a pitiful smirk which you send back a flirty one just for fun. You immediately see a slight blush run across his pale cheeks, He looks down almost instantly and keeps eating while blabbering about himself. “This dude is self centered as fuck…” you think.

Once he’s left you feel a sense of relief that you live alone so you don’t have to deal with people, But part of you longed for more conversation whatever didn’t matter you had farm chores to do anyway.

Sebastian pov ***

“Oh my god oh my god oh my god did she see please tell me she didn’t” You think as you leave out of the front door, That smirk she gave you was like magic. You didn’t think that anyone would get you fired up by just a cocky smile but oh my…she’s something else you knew you had to have her.

(Author breaking character !!!!) - Boom Bam time skip ;) You and seb are 4 months into your friendship now and you decide to try something a little..RISKYYYYY 💆‍♀️-

Readers pov ***

It’s 7:50 pm you are rushing to the mountains to see Sebastian before robin locks her door, You have ten minutes flat to hopefully sneak into sebastian’s room to confess to him tonight. Rushing to his door downstairs trying to not make a single sound, You twist the doorknob and shush curious Sebastian til you close the door. “I know it’s really late but..well I don’t have an excuse I truly just wanted to see you” You say sheepishly, Sebastian seems oddly pleased by this a cocky smile on his face “Just couldn’t stay away from me could you?” He asks sarcastically. You say nothing for almost a minute til the silence is broken by a single word escaping your lips “Please” Seb is beyond confused at this point.

“Please..?” Seb asks confused. You walk closer to Sebastian and attempt to sit on his lap, “Woah Woah wait Y/N what are you doing?-“ You cut him off with a quick kiss on his soft peach painted lips. Sebastian looks at you stunned “Y/N..That was um..my first kiss” “I know Sebby that’s why I took it” You begin to straddle yourself on Sebastian’s lap, His breathing becoming heavy and unsteady with anticipation. You sensed this but ignored it “Sebastian, will you please take my virginity?” You ask with innocent eyes, Sebastian can’t hold back anymore and he grabs your ass with one hand and the back on your neck with the other, pulling you in for a kiss.

Things become heated in a matter of seconds from him pulling you in “Se-“ was all you could say before the fire in him erupted, Sebastian starts gliding you up and down his already hard cock grabbing your ass and kissing you rough and sloppy. Sebastian pulls away leaving a string of spit to split between your lips “You’re gonna be mine tonight” Sebastian says in an eager sexually frustrated tone. You don’t have time to react as he rips off your shirt and pants discarding them to the floor, he then turns you on your back with your hands behind your back so you’re completely powerless. Sebastian spreads your legs exposing your already soaked pussy “Look at what we have here, You’ve been waiting as long as I have right? You’re gonna be a good girl for me all night long”

[bluesmason]

his legs don't even look that big and then he's in shorts and it's like ??? woah ??? he should ONLY walk around in shorts

ikr??? i love his legs so much i just wanna chomp on them

[imraespace]

warninf this ask is very long…….. i yapped a lil too hard im sorry ☹️🙏

HIHIIH HELP I JUST SAW YOUR POST I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW HOW I HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR IT like for my first bachisagi animation i.. was doing that for a full 15 hours..! not my proudest moment but i was dedicated. i got 35 likes #VIRAL!!! stop im so salty about it 💔

and then i made an itoshi brothers angst animation it got a little more attention in a short amount of time but it still ended with like.. 37 likes HELPME STOP I WAS SO DEDICATED AND IT WAS KINDA FUN ☹️ like as i rewatch it like obviously i can see mistakes that i would probably be able to fix now but it took like 3-4 days to actually finish so thats.. 💔💔

and then we have other animations that i dont even wanna consider thinking about bc forgot but i remember doing a nagireo one and it was 3 imgs BUT I DID IT SO QUICKLY THAY WAS THE PEAK OF MY ERASING CAREER. i got 42 liked hashtag ated hahstag egoist

so now im working on the sae mala thing that like you suggested but the fanart im tweening on is like i dont even know i just dont wanna do it bc i spend more time erasing and getting hair particles and atoms that i somehow only see when im actually finally animating.. 💔

okay wait back to the usual daily rant HIHHIIHIHI HOW ARE YOU POCKY I SCTUALLY CUT CARROTS IN MY COOKING CLASS TOFAY i think i did smth to my thumb bc it hurts so much pelase icanr do thid i cant even type properly im still shaking AND IT WAS LEGIT 30 MINUTES AGO HELP

bluelock friend irl like that person i met theyre a little strange to be fair bc they were like “youre so pookie i wanna just squish you and throw you out the window” and i thought it was funny so i laughed but the more i think about it the more im liek WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HELPHAHAAHAH like i reallt dont care that they said that but i feel weird around them sometimes bc theyre really unpredictable and i legit only see them at school but we dont actuallt text?? im more of a texter (as you can see..) than an irl convo person like im the type of person who would talk to someone for like 8+ hours online but then once i see them irl i just slowly turn around and walk away when i see them bc IM TOO AWKWARD 💔💔 but i do still wave at them

OH THAT REMINDS ME ABOUT WAVING yk that one scene in episode nagi (?) i think its in episode nagi where kurona is like “lets devour japanese soccer chomp chomp” and he does that w his hand I BASICALLY DO THAT BUT WITH WAVING?? i used to do like a different type of wave like basically i put all fingers except thumb down and would do that repeatedly IDK WHAT THAT WAVE IS CALLED HELP but ive adapted it into the kurona chomp chomp thing somehow. OH AND WHENEVER I DO THAT I ALSO GO UP TO THE PERSON AND LIKE INTERTWINE?? fingers w them and im like HIII and i wave while holding their hand 😈 call it an excuse to hold hands w people but it ends up being torture for them bc i force them to never let go

BUT ANYWys when i did the kurona thing it kinda.. looks like smth else so bluelock irl friend has a weird view to it like bro please let me just devour japanese soccer like kurona 👿‼️‼️

OKAYAYA DAILY QUESTION ISSS UMMM since im in the library rn which bluelock character would be the worst librarian ever and probably end up ripping all the books by accident while putting them all back on the shelves or lose all the books somehow

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I love the yapnation asks dw

OH THANK GOODNWAS BC IM ABT TI PELT MY PHONE why the flock I chose to animate 4 pictures bro LIKE I'll probably do the two ans loop it.. BUT THE ACTUAL EDIT I WANT IS WITH 4 PICTURES but I'll do that like when I have patience to redo it yk! ALSO SO LITTLE WHAT THE FLIP that's so frustrating I hate it I'm rn looking at my old edits and i cab relate there's one with 50 likes and one with 40 AND I REMEMBERED STAYING UP SO LATE DOING THAT the only highest edit I made that's tweening is a kaeya edit with like 200 likes 😒

ALSO HELP IKR all the small details that only I gonna see but it's fun to do! after all the hair pulling work seeing it come to life is so hehehehhe🤭🤭🤭 yk!!

HAII IM hot (😉😉😉) but no like it's hot and I'm gonna melt into a blob also I'm hungry! TODAY IN SCHOOL my typing class was nawt it I hatd that teacher sm AND.I HAVE A TRIPLW TOMORROW OHMYG9SHHHH bro as soon as I heard the bell ring my heart dropped to my pinky toe today... THEN SHE STARTED YELLING IN CLASS AND SHE CALLED A STUDENT AN IDIOT ans I was dumbfounded I thought i was next BC YK MY LAPTOP CHARGER BROKE SO I CANT DO MY HW so when I had to tell her I was like "miss" ANS SHE YELLED OUT MY LAST NAME I ALMLSTED TRIPPEd AND WHEN I TOLD HER SHE WAS STARING AT ME LIKE 😐 SO I STARRD AT THE FLOOR then she was like okay. THEN OGGOSH IDK IF SHE DEAF OR HARD IN HEARING BUT EVERYTIME WE RESPOND TO HER SHES LIKE "EH?" LIKE OPEN YOUR EARS then that's when she called the student an idiot and started yelling at her and I almosted cried for her... SHE STARTED CRYING AND I FELT BAD but then bell ran and everyone dipped and I HAD TO BE THE SLOW ASS TO LEAVE THE CLASS BUT EVERYONE RUSHING LIKE CALM DOEN DANG I DONT WAN A BE IN HERE WITH HER AND SHE WAS RANTING TO ME and I was like yah..! then we told our homeroom teacher hehehehhe um I drew a bone in bio today. that's all I have to say abt how I'm feeling!

anyways your strange friend sayings sounds like something I'll tell my friends and theyre always like "oh.." like whag🙄🙄🙄 accept my love! but fr half of the time it doesn't even make sense and I'll ask me self wtf am I talking abt

SAME IM A TEXTER AS WELL bc the things I say online I won't say irl like I don't even swear irl and it's not like I can't say it bc my mommy doesn't mind it BUT IM SCARED TO SAY IT? once I said ass on accident bc I was reading something out loud to my mommy and I was like gasp! and she was like what🤨 AND I TOLD HER I SAID ASS and all she said was ok. my favorite thing to do online is swear at someone in dialect bc I can get more creative since its the locals! my favorite one is "hyc" and I won't share with the class what it means bc.. it's kinda head scratching.

I WOULD SAY SAME BUT I WONT WALK AWAY ILL JJST WAVE AND SMILE IF THEY SMILE AT ME but if they don't then I'm blanking you

OMG I DO THAT AND I ALSO like move my fingers separately in a down movement IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT AND IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE BUT now it's a habit and half of the time no one knows that I'm actually waving.. BC THEY WILL STARE AND SMILE

HELP INTERTWINE FINGERS? also I agree devour them! chomp chomp

ERM ERM shidou HELP or otoya

[tamaruaart]

wehell.....

birby meeting yueliang?

ANDNDNDNDJSJKSKDDDDIDUDUDUDJDJ THAT'S HER BIG BRO!! :D (hehe thank you for asking lee)

They have yapping sessions every now and then

I feel like he'd try (and probably fail) to teach her to fly.

Gives her ALL the tea and tells her about ALL the Celestial rumors (That he probably started). She probably even doesn't understand much- But even so, SHE IS EATING THAT SHIT UP like:

"And then GUESS WHAT HE SAID THEN- YOU WANNA KNOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️"

"UHUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ " **Cute birb nodding**

"HE SAID „STFU YOU UGLY BITCH” and left the room"

":O"

"Ikr??"

They watch meteor showers togheter ,,, he takes his lil sis to the HIGHEST top in the Celestial Realm for da best view :>

I headcanon she likes walnuts while Yue HATES THEM- he just doesn't understand the vision 😔

They watch Cocking with Chang'e togheter!!

She likes summer while he loves winter yes yes

Buys her SO MANY PLUSHIES LIKE GOOD GODS YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MANY-

Peng HATES THAT MOON MF, but he'll be nice... For his daughter :D but not even he can be a saint when he hits him with the 'Pigeon Poop's nickname lmao

They steal Zhao's (My OC's) shiny things together eheheheehehe >:)

He loves hearing her little chirps/singing. It's adorable QuQ

He nicknamed her 'Yue-Yue' :>

Yumao likes chomping on (My-) Yue's hair.

CHANG'E'S DUMPLINGS>>>>>>>>

-Yueliang and Yueliang probably

She has to stop her older brother from eating mud

They're so siblings <3

(I couldn't hold back adding a little Nengguang in there too ehe)