#ilostcount

[patrickpatrovichluxury]

#ilostcount

[gyllenhaalstories]

hi Laurie! 🧡 can I ask you something on this fine Sunday?

Is Rusty more of an ass or a tits man?

Please know that i absolutely would love an essay about this topic, please and thank you.

Rusty tax (with your own gif lol)

hiiiiiiiiii! 💖 thank you for this wonderful question and for the rusty tax. long time no see happy rusty. i don't know about writing an essay, but i do know about rambling pure nonsense! 🥰

you're putting him on the hot seat, i see! well raymond quit mya quit now there's just me left to defend rusty. poor guy, he's going straight to horny jail because in the wise words of the bee gee's: he's a woman's man, no time to talk (actually that's false, he did way too much talking) and LOTS of time to fuck. that's all he seemed to be doing. chicago's crime rate was skyrocketing when he was rocketing carolyn.

considering the fact that all it took for rusty to snap and to ruin his family for good was carolyn talking bullshit about back in the day when adults could touch each other as if they've ever been stop by anything... he's into whatever he can get himself into. if something moves and gives him praise & attention, he probably wants to fuck it at least a little bit. BUT. but... butt. he likes butt. he's an ass man. let's introduce exhibit gifset #ilostcount in the court.

gifs me by me @/gyllenhaalstories

sneaky little rusty texting carolyn during raymond's political campaign brainstorm to tell her that her ass looks good in a skirt??? he's so shameless about it too. that man is GUILTY. the sheer amount of times they fucked from behind also proves my points.

you hug and his hands are cupping your ass. he walks by and his hand is sliding across your ass. you're waiting in line to be seated at a fancy restaurant and his hand is on your ass. you're sleeping on your stomach and his hand stays on your ass. emotional support buttcheek or whatever.

you're washing the dishes and he comes up behind you, hands splayed on your stomach to press your ass against him.

you're on the bed ass up and face down into the mattress, hands splayed on your ass to spread your cheeks open for him to eat you out from behind. or to let him watch his cock disappear instead of you. or both.

he loves slapping your ass with his right hand and making you hiss at the cold metal of his ring pressing into the skin of your cheek. the sound of your skin slapping against his when he pounds into you from behind is his second favourite sound in the whole world. the first one is when you moan out his name.

he loves it. he loves how easy you mold into him. you roll your eyes every time, you say he's annoying, but he knows you love feeling him get hard against your ass when he holds you just a little bit too tightly against his body.

but(t)...

ass here, ass there, buttcheeks everywhere. but i believe that, above everything else, he's a pussy man. big fan of pussy. he loves pussy, pussy loves him. home is where the pussy is. the warmth, the tightness. it's so wet, it's so perfect. made just for him. he was made just for it. sliding in for the countless time and it still feels like home, he loves that (unless you're woman he married, then he turns into an overly charming golden retriever who abandons his family in exchange for a couple of treats and some pets).

he loves pussy. he loves looking at it bare or in pretty lingerie, or mostly bare so he has access to it. stress relief and love language. he loves touching it, kissing it, sloppy making out with it. flicking his tongue every so lightly over your clit, fucking his tongue as deep as it can go into you. nose deep, he's scuba diving into it. he could come from grinding over your folds, grinding through your folds, rubbing his tip over your clit, fucking just the tip inside your entrance only to push deep when he's desperate to come.

he doesn't take good care of your heart but he sure knows how to take good care of your pussy.

[urlocalbone]

SummerTravels#ILostCount

Mt Coot-Tha, Toowong, Queensland

Sir Thomas Brisbane Planetarium

Brisbane Botanical Gardens (bruh it’s too big to finish in 4 days)

[nancy-drewdles]

theory # ilostcount

what if the glasses are actually good? what if they got into relics because they knew about tristan's "curse" and wanted to find a way to help him? (they haven't yet, but they do know how to get rid of a lover's death curse.) what if the only reason they are warring with ryan is because he's a hudson and they know what hudsons are capable of (creating monsters, killing innocents)? or because a certain hudson is responsible for the death of tristan's birth parents?

[aajjks]

Day ilostcount begging for Dino comeback

We need preggo Y/N

💞

[yewstronaut]

Probably Bad Art Advice #ILostCount

Don't do art. Ever. Don't do it.

[justadddwater]

Trying to say Februarari was pretty fun not gonna lie 😆 today is #nationaldrinkwineday but we both don’t drink it, so we are just celebrating whatever ! Pretty mural art 🥳🎨 it was also last Thursday that we didn’t cheers to the national day so I added a couple of those pics at the end too. We love silly animals. #wemakeworkfun #melandkel more like #dumbanddumber but anyway was totally feeling the peach pump this morning!! No cardio today which I feel kinda guilty about, but also not cuz life. If this caption sounds like a mess it’s cuz I just woke up from a longggg nap. 🥴 #peachesandpancakes #youcandoitbiggirl #peachpump #bootyday #hipabduction #hipthrust #progressiveoverload #cablesquats #sumosquats #goodmornings #goatfuel #mimosaenergy #alaninu #ilostcount #chugaluke #keepworkinghard stay positive and don’t give up 🔥 (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLdJOI8ggy6/?igshid=vq3unpq0godh

[yobokins]

one day i'll get over it by Samantha Ashcraft

[tynedarling]

I sure miss these sorts of things (and @vanessajeanspeckman and @micahschnabel ). I remember, though, that this was a ton of fun, and afterward, we got readings from all those meters. #counting #mathematics #carseats #ilostcount https://www.instagram.com/p/CUy0j11Mt_l/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cityboychop]

keep a fresh pair of “do dirts” in the stash. #youneverknow #checcgang #kotd #ilostcount #shoewarz #yessir (at Slumdog Millionairez) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ0929wL5Iy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[crystalmarieart]

#mermay #mermay2018 #ilostcount #seahorsemermaid #seahorse #watercolor #penandinkdrawing #art #artistsoninstagram #whattodrawnext #progresspic #shekindalookslikerainbowtrout

[emielvankampen]

Worked on the workbench again. Installed doors for the separate compartments for the compressor and vacuum. Workshop upgrade update #ilostcount https://www.instagram.com/p/CDW2iqwBpw9/?igshid=cpygz293lxry

[happilyimpossiblephantom]

#jordan4 #blackcat4s #blackcat #jordanbrand #jordandaily #jordandepot #thesolefirm #solefirmvseverybody #bgkiccz187 #bgkicks #jodirockstar #kickstagram #kicksonfire #kickstagasm #womft #sneakerheadforever #ilostcount #toomanypairs #neverenough #neverenoughsneakers #allblackeverything https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pT7j_AKux/?igshid=maso4vn9h7sz

[ahdrizzle]

Thank you Santa I got the best gift! My house was full of laughter, yelling of course, food and best of all #myfamily these little munchkins were the ones I did it for and I will keep doing it for until the wheels fall off #leyvakids #ilostcount #generationNext https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ixrIZn7QU/?igshid=1sonh7qnemgig

[cmcbsb]

And another round of #snow #ThanksgivingEve #ilostcount #letitsnow #bringit #winterweather #snowstorm #snowstorm2019 #novembersnowstorm #lookslikeasnowglobe #doyouwannabuildasnowman⛄️ #mtwx #montanaweather #myweather (at Boston Heights Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Yv9bTJqqd/?igshid=1enu2fjr20y47

[chesswiththemoon]

God help me I'm addicted to a show. AGAIN. #Istg #ILostCount #SoGood #Riverdale #Netflix #ColeSprouse