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Vivisections are like gay sex to me
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killanyone4you · 4 years
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dont send me numbers i’m just gonna answer them all
1. Would you have sex with the last person you messaged?
yup.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
no def have not.
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
no. i need to feel trust to feel safe but i dont really have a hard time trusting people.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
no. haven’t hung out with anyone recently. sorta trapped alone.
6. What are you excited for?
um. getting my meds tomorrow? im boring af.
7. What happened tonight?
movies, snacks, cat snuggles.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
no. i think this question is kinda disgusting.
9. Is confidence cute?
very.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
water
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
2 maybe 3
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
a few.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
it is saturday night. over here gettin wild. movies, snacks. cat cuddles.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
meds. food.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
no
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
probably. i dunno.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
uhh. i tend to blurt out all my fucked up shit to basically anyone so i’m not sure it matters.
18. The last time you felt broken?
always yall.
19. Have you had sex today?
with myself. twice
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
i’m not where i thought i was and i need to get the fuck out as soon as possible.
21. Are you in a good mood?
im fine.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
not really
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
not exactly. i do have my dads eyes, they look exactly like his, but his are pale blue and mine are grey.
24. What do you want right this second?
snuggles. kisses. affection.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
typical.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
nooo
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
lol no. and neither could anyone else the fuck
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
a boy
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yes very much.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
hard no.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
i dont really know how i feel about anything right now, so i have no clue bruh
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
not at all
34. Listening to?
why are you here
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
when i need to write and i have a pencil.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 
no
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
noo
38. Who did you last call?
my boss
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
a coworker i think. just being silly.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
they kissed me. i guess it was a good moment.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
it’s been a minute.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
CORONAVIRUS
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
constantly. every day. just existing when i have a crush is embarrassing
44. Do you tan in the nude?
i dont tan im white like a pasty ass ghost. but less cute than that sounds.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
maybe.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
i did.
47. Who was the last person to call you?
my mom i think. or maybe my grandma
48. Do you sing in the shower?
sometimes
49. Do you dance in the car?
always
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
no. that would be a fucking disaster
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
whenever my last school photo was.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
yes, but that doesn’t mean i dont also love them
53. Is Christmas stressful?
yes. but that doesn’t mean i dont also love it.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
yes
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
i wanted to be a lawyer and a teacher
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
all the fucking time man
59. Take a vitamin daily?
sometimes.
60. Wear slippers?
sometimes
61. Wear a bath robe?
nope.
62. What do you wear to bed?
anything. usually a tshirt or tank top and undies or shorts.
63. First concert?
well apparently i was conceived at a John Mellencamp concert. but it was Backstreet Boys lol. my dad mixes sound for live shows and got tickets to a sold out show the day off and surprised me with them. im pretty sure i was in second or third grade, it was great
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
walmart and target.
65. Nike or Adidas?
neither.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
ew.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
this is tough. i actually love Taylor Swift. i guess i’ll say Gorgeous
69. Ever take dance lessons?
noooooooo
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
no. not really.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
yes
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
no sir i suck at spelling
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes.
74. What is your favorite book?
this is hard. i love a lot of books. probably Ella Enchanted
75. Do you study better with or without music?
oh god i dont study well at all.
76. Regularly burn incense?
no.
77. Ever been in love?
i dont really know to be honest. i want to say yes but like. i dont fucking know anything.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
i’d like to see the used again. i’ve only seen them once and it was a festival set so it was kinda short. and i’d REALLY love to see something corporate but that isn’t possible so Andrew McMahon in any form would be nice.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
the used.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
cold tea
81. Tea or coffee?
iced coffee.
82. Favorite type of cookie? 
my families christmas cookies
83. Can you swim well?
pretty well.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
can some people not do that?
85. Are you patient?
no. not even a little tiny bit.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
i dont go to weddings
87. Ever won a contest?
uh. none come to mind.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
no.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
no olives are good and if you disagree you’re wrong thank you.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
im a fan
91. Best room for a fireplace?
any room really.
92. Do you want to get married
no. i hope i change my mind,
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nintxndos · 5 years
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an nsfw ask meme (hide ur eyes kiddos)
I was looking through my blog and saw I answered this ask meme back in 2016 and the answers are preeetttyyyy different so I thought i would give it a go again
1. Are you a virgin? nope havent been for a hot minute now
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Yes ive mentioned it to my bff a few times lmfao
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Yeah my fucking dad (actually it may have been an sti but still)
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? nope lmfao
5. Do you swear under celibacy? nah man
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? ugh back in 2016 not a good time tbh
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? nope
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah my parents when I was 5 amd I still remember it vividly
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? yes I quite enjoy it tbh
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? the couch in my boyfriends parents house when everyone was home
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? car sex bc I dont want grass in my asshole
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? probably 14 or 15
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? yes I really love it too
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I dont know?
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) didnt know this was a thing tbh lmfao
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? gonna take a guess and say no
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clitoral
18. What is your bra/penis size? 38DD
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? yes
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? a boys dick ayyy
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? rough sex gets me fucked UP (though intimate is nice too)
22. When was the last time you masturbated? uhhh 2 days ago maybe?
23. When was the last time you had sex? god two weeks ago and im dying i swear
24. When was the last time you watched porn? a few days ago maybe
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? yes i have y first was a little blue bullet and the most recent is a vibrating dildo
26. Guys: Circumsized? not male
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? thighs and neck fuckkk
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? the clit baby!!
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? nope though wow good for the ladies who can
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? blue panties and a floral bra
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? absolutely
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? nope
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? nope
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nope
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? maybe a week or so ago?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite? not sharing lmfao
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? well im currently dating my best friend of 7/8 years
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? yeah
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? no :'----( I dont even wanna fuck in the shower I just want my back washed
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? honestly i love missionary
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Fuck yes
43. Are you into any BDSM? god yeah
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes because we live 3 hours away 😪😪
45. Turn on's? choking, spanking, being called names, ropes
46. Turn off's? age play is a no go
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? yes i have and since we started dating absolutely not
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? yes like all the time the (since he lives 3 hours away)
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? uhhh I cant think of anything right now tbh
50. Do you like dirty talk? oh fuck yeah
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? usually quiet bc i have to but I love being loud for my boyfriend
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yeah someone came downstairs and started yelling abt something, also my bf and I were fucking on the couch and the remote fell over
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? god my exs mom walked in right after I gave him a blow job and she was like "what are you kids doing?"
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? bruh my bf and i were trying to fuck and we had to watch his sisters dog (like in the room) and she started trying to sniff his ass it was so fucking funny he jumped off me
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I dont really watch porn anymore tbh
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) leabian for sure
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? uhhh threesome I think
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? dude this man had a pizza around his dick and the chicks grandpa deadass had a heartattack and she still rode him
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? chris evans tbh (older by a hot second)
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I quite like my purple dildo
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? nah
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? nope and probably never will
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? yes for my boyfriend anytime but not for any of yall sorry
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? yes my bf is a fan of them
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? no bc I have real orgasms (finally!!!)
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes I tell my bf and we have phone sex at least once a week
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) yeah I kinda have to
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i was 15 I was literally sitting on a closed toilet in my house bc I shared a room at the time w my sister so i had no choice
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) nah I can do clitoral, clitoral/penatrative, and just penetration
70. Favorite type of oral? the kind w his tongue on my pussy?
71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? havent really done any strange positions
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? not that I'm aware of
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? vaginal i fucking hate anal
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? clitoral
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I love being a whiny sub
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? god yes that is why I usually masturbate
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and absolutely not
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes and no
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? not while we were dating no, but ive had sex w people who arent him
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? yes
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? nope though ive had a scare or two
83. Birth control or condoms? birth control
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? not really anymore
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes and not really?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? yup
87. Do you have any STDs? nope
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? yeah when i was like 15/16
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? nope never even played bc its lame
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I swallow if he cums in my mouth but i love getting it on my faceeee
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? nope and yes
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? no
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? yes
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? intended bc thats the only way we ever had sex unfortunately
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? nah
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? yeah I literally called my best friend (current boyfriend)
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? yes!! we dont live together and we are constantly horny it sucks!!!!
99. Do you like masturbation? eh
100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? nope sorry
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b0stonmanor · 6 years
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since yall kept fuckin asking heres 1-155. Go ahead and see how fucking lame I actually am
1: Full name: Madison Lyn (I’m not putting my last name on the internet lmao)
2: Age:19
3: 3 Fears: heights, elevators, being alone for the rest of my life 
4: 3 things I love: cats, coffee, sleeping
5: 4 turns on: (I’m gonna make it nonsexual okay): body mods, humor, good vibes, nice laugh
6: 4 turns off: (gonna make these nonsexual too): rude, nasty, conceited, takes days to reply lmao
7: My best friend: girl: @bohoangel guy: @bostonnanner
8: Sexual orientation: pansexual
9: My best first date: haven’t had a best one yet, need someone to change that lmao
10: How tall am I: 5′8
11: What do I miss: lots of things and people both too many too name
12: What time was I born: 2:06am
13: Favourite color: blue
14: Do I have a crush: still crushin on my last man
15: Favourite quote: either some vine or “I’m here for a good time not a long time” I have way too many favs
16: Favourite place: my room, best friends house, or beach house
17: Favourite food: buffalo chicken or alfredo
18: Do I use sarcasm: of course not 
19: What am I listening to right now: music ;)
20: First thing I notice in new person: smile
21: Shoe size: no
22: Eye color: hazel
23: Hair color: naturally brunette currently red
24: Favourite style of clothing: gothic, pop punk or hippie/boho
25: Ever done a prank call?: I havent personally 
27: Meaning behind my URL: I needed to change my url of 8 years and I wanted something short and easy to remember but I also wanted it to be a band so it would fit my blog and surprisingly this one wasnt taken
28: Favourite movie: I have way too many 
29: Favourite song: again way too many
30: Favourite band: AGAIN way too many
31: How I feel right now: I feel fucking exhausted 
32: Someone I love: okay now Im sad 
33: My current relationship status: okay NOW Im crying but single
34: My relationship with my parents: welp my dads dead and my mom and I are okay
35: Favourite holiday: Halloween or Christmas
36: Tattoos and piercing I have: no tattoos yet and I have my nose pierced and first and second holes pierced on my ears
37: Tattoos and piercing I want: too many
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I was 12 that should be enough
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No. In fact I could never hate him and I dont think I’ll love anyone like I did/do him.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: eh sometimes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? last text over imessage yes
42: When did I last hold hands?: I have no idea
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: I dont do anything really so not too long
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: dont out me
45: Where am I right now?: my room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: @bohoangel
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: both
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: mom
49: Am I excited for anything?: nah
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? @bostonnanner
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: eh
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: yesterday
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I mean idc but it’d just be fucking weird cause they’re kissing in front of me 
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: plenty of people lmao
55: What is something I disliked about today?: I’ll do yesterday since today hasnt really happened. But it was fathers day and my heart was hurting so bad cause I miss my dad more than anything and really wish he was still here
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: my fuckin soulmate bitch
57: What do I think about most?: in all honesty, my ex
58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can do this smile thing that nobody else can do and it makes me look like a frog
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: probably
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: in front
61: What was the last lie I told?: that I was a child of God
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: video chatting but I dont mind either
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: fuck yes and fuck yes
64: Do I believe in magic?: I’m a god damn witch bitch
65: Do I believe in luck?: I believe in karma
66: What’s the weather like right now? according to my phone its currently clear and 61 degrees
67: What was the last book I’ve read?: I have no idea
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: eh
69: Do I have any nicknames? Maddie, Mad, Mads
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: I had a staph infection in my foot that went back and forth across my foot and then up my leg (doctor said if my mom didn’t bring me when she did I would’ve died cause it would’ve gone to my heart)
71: Do I spend money or save it?: spend it 
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: nope
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? ye
74: Favourite animal?: cats
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: I have no idea
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: oh shit I’ve never thought of this
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: good question
78: How can you win my heart?: Be Italian 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I honestly have no idea
80: What is my favorite word? bitch
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I get asked this way too much
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: probably some hippie bullshit
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I’ve had relatives in jail but I dont think anyones in jail rn
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? theres too many lmao
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? probably if I’ve smoked or drank or have done anything bad but only if my mom was asking
86: What is my current desktop picture? its just basic 
87: Had sex?: nah
88: Bought condoms?: nah
89: Gotten pregnant?: nah
90: Failed a class?: nah
91: Kissed a boy?: ye
92: Kissed a girl?: ye
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: nah
94: Had job?: ye
95: Left the house without my wallet?: ye
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: nah
97: Had sex in public?: nah
98: Played on a sports team?: ye
99: Smoked weed?: ye
100: Did drugs?: nothing hardcore just smoking weed
101: Smoked cigarettes?: nah
102: Drank alcohol?: ye
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: I’ve tried
104: Been overweight?: no answer
105: Been underweight? also no answer
106: Been to a wedding?: ye
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: ye
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: ye
109: Been outside my home country?: nah
110: Gotten my heart broken?: of course
111: Been to a professional sports game?: ye
112: Broken a bone?: ye
113: Cut myself?: ye
114: Been to prom?: ye
115: Been in airplane?: ye
116: Fly by helicopter?: nah
117: What concerts have I been to?: pink, metallica/volbeat, warped tour 2016,2017,2018, jingle ball, some birthday bash, I cant remember if I’ve been to any other ones lmao
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: not entirely 
119: Learned another language?: not fully
120: Wore make up?: ye
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: I’m a child of god
122: Had oral sex?: nah
123: Dyed my hair?: ye
124: Voted in a presidential election?: not yet
125: Rode in an ambulance?: couldve a couple times but my parents decided to drive me
126: Had a surgery?: nah
127: Met someone famous?: I guess? 
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: who doesnt do this
129: Peed outside?: ye
130: Been fishing?: ye
131: Helped with charity?: I think so
132: Been rejected by a crush?: who doesnt get rejected
133: Broken a mirror?: probably
134: What do I want for birthday?: lots of things
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I have no idea
136: Was I named after anyone?: No but I have the same middle name as my aunt
137: Do I like my handwriting?: ye
138: What was my favorite toy as a child?: I have no idea
139: Favorite Tv Show?: American Horror Story, Bob’s Burgers, The Office, or Drunk History
140: Where do I want to live when older?: New Hampshire
141: Play any musical instrument?: I can play the violin and piano and can also sing but idk if that counts lmao
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: its barely noticeable but literally right under my left eye (like right at the edge of my dark circle lmao) I got attacked by a dog and it bit me in the face and I had to get stitches but I bitched out and had it glued instead lmao
143: Favorite pizza topping? cheese
144: Am I afraid of the dark?: depends where I am
145: Am I afraid of heights?: ye
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?:nah
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: haha yeah
148: What I’m really bad at: everything
149: What my greatest achievements are: I fucking graduated from high school. Like I would never wish what I went through on anyone ever not even my worst enemy. It was worse than hell
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I honestly dont remember 
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: lots of stuff
152: What do I like about myself: my eyebrows
153: My closest Tumblr friend: I cant say @bohoangel cause I’ve known her since 5th grade so I’ll say @bostonnanner even though we met on omegle years ago lmao
154: Something I fantasize about: lots of things
155: Any question you’d like?: literally whatever anyone wants to know
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archieandrews · 6 years
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thank u legends @wocs​ @jezzykeery​ and @annakemdrick​ for the tags ! im love yall
i m not gonna tag 20 people but @httplaurmani @bodyglitter @annakensrick @ilovespeaknow @normila @ljaureguis @cutestheaux @chensbf @progemini
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
last
1. drink - water
2. phone call - my friend sam
3. text message - my friend sophie sent me n my other friend a song to listen to an i aint do it cause im the worst
4. song you listened to - runaway by ed sheeran lmao
5. time you cried - i think yesterdaygfhjdskgfd
ever
6. dated someone twice? - ive never dated someone onceghfjgsdkf
7. kissed someone and regretted it - fhjkdgdfs um kinda?
8. been cheated on - nop
9. lost someone special - yup
10. been depressed - i odnt think ive ever been not depressed!
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - thank god no
fave colours
12. blue
13. pink
14. green
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends - yes
16. fallen out of love - no
17. laughed until you cried - probably but i cant remember it
18. found out someone was talking about you - idk what this means
19. met someone who changed you - i dont think so?
20. found out who your friends are - i been knew
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - who is facebook
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - like 95% of them 
23. do you have any pets - a dog who im love more than anything on this earth
24. do you want to change your name - no?
25. what did you do for your last birthday - my mom made french toast n i hung out with my friends and then i went to dinner
26. what time did you wake up today - 9:15 :(
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - homework
28. what is something you cant wait for - my tyler the creator concert :))
30. what are you listening to right now - the microwave
31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - yesgjdfhgfd why s this a question
32. something thats getting on your nerves - the water in my microwave mac & cheese isnt fucking evaporating so now i have macaroni soup
33. most visited website - tumblr.com/delete
34. hair colour - brown
35. long or short hair - it used to be long n then i got it cut to like medium
36. do you have a crush on someone - mind ur bisness!
37. what do you like about yourself - im iconic
38. want any piercings? - ive always wanted a septum piercing but m not sure about it and also cartilage kinda but i feel like id just play with it too much n pull it outgfdgsdf 
39. blood type - i dont ufcknjg know?
40. nicknames - bitch!
41. relationship status - mEnTaLLy DaTiNg hArrY sTyLeZ!!!!!
42. zodiac - virgo
43. pronouns - she/her/bitch igfds,jghfd im stealing brunas answer for this
44. fave tv shows - m just gonna do shows that are still airing so criminal minds b99, the good place, fresh off the boat, shameless, & jane the virgin
45. tattoos - i have 1 nd i wanna get my 2nd really soon
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - no but im getting my wisdom teeth out soon
48. piercings - 0
49. sport - i used to play soccer but i got assthma
50. vacation - what does thi smean
51. trainers - ???????????
more general
52. eating - thats something ido ?
53. drinking - also something i do! 
54. im about to watch - my life slowly slip away from me 
55. waiting for - my next class
56. want - immediate death
57. get married - or what !!
58. career - i am . a child
which is better
59. hugs or kisses - i hate small talk i wanna suck ur dick & ur d     ick &ur suck ur dick and ur religouos dick & sukc y
60. lips or eyes - lips
61. shorter or taller - taller than me i hope !! my 5′1 ass smh
62. older or younger - i cannot date someone younger than me thats against the law!
63. nice arms or stomach - arms
64. hookup or relationship - ummgfd it depends i’d rather hookup w a guy but date a girl
65. troublemaker or hesitant - i dotn understand the question
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger - yes
67. drank hard liquor - yes
68. lost glasses - yes
69. turned someone down - yes
70. sex on first date - no!
71. broken someones heart - i dont believe so
72. had your heart broken - yeah but not like by other people just bymsyself really ok facts bruna!
73. been arrested - gjhsdfklfdhlgdf no
74. cried when someone died - um yes thats what u do when people die?
75. fallen for a friend -  i dont think ive ever not fallen for a frienfgdsgfd
do you believe in
76. yourself - shes trying! once again mood bruna!
77. miracles - sometimes i guesS?
78. love at first sight - no
79. santa clause - ughjdfgs whos that
80. kiss on a first date - sure
81. angels - no but yes bruna u are an angel
other
82. best friend’s name - paul & jane
83. eye colour - blue
84. fave movie - i have a lot but the little mermaid & the lion king were my first faves
85. fave actor - uhhgfd alycia debnam carey & nina dobrev
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answer the questions and tag some peeps (20 peeps to be exact) THE LAST: 1. Drink: the crazy sugar tea my aunt made (aka diabetus water) 2. Phone call: someone ;) 3. Text message: sent- good morning recieved- yes i watered your plants calm down (from my dad lmao) 4. Song you listened to: troubled times by green day 5. Time you cried: this morning bc I saw a really cute cat 6. Dated someone twice: oh god id rather not 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: like six months ago 8. Been cheated on: again, like six months ago 9. Lost someone special: a couple weeks ago actually 10. Been depressed: like yesterday 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: ive never gotten drunk lmao
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 
12-14: white, gray, black (so colourful, so happy) IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 
15. Made new friends: hell yes 16. Fallen out of love: good god yes 17. Laughed until you cried: too many times to count my dude 18. Found out someone was talking about you: ooooooh yes 19. Met someone who changed you: yuperdoo 20. Found out who your friends were: yes 21. Kissed someone on your fb list: i dont have a facebook GENERAL: 22. How many of your fb friends do you know ill: <– is that supposed to be irl? if so, none of them because i still dont have an instagram 23. Do you have any pets: yessssss 24. Do you want to change your name: eh kinda 25. What did you do for your last birthday: worked at the zoo with c h i l d r e n and then ate sushi 26. What time did you wake up: 10:00 am 27: What were you doing at midnight last night: texting people 28. Name something you can’t wait for: band camp/ band season in general/ hockey season 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: whenever she went to bed 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: less legs, more torso/ be more porportionate 31. What are you listening to rn: my cousins being loud lil fucks but i love them 32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: yes siree
 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my cousin trying to tell me that the oboes im looking at are actually "recorders for professionals" 34. Most viewed website: a tie between instagram and pinterest 35. Mole/s: so many 36. Mark/s: a crap ton of birtmarks and random scars from me being an idiot 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a veterinarian, still working on that dream 38. Hair color: light brown but i low key want to go to my natural dark brown/ black color 39. Long or short hair: medium 40. Do you have a crush on someone: girl you have no idea 41. What do you like about yourself: my eyes. they change color drastically depending on the lighting and thats pretty neat 42. Piercings: ear piercing! 43. Bloodtype: i have absolutely no idea 44. Nickname: maddie, sissy, bubby (why), nana (also why) 45. Relationship status: low key taken 46. Zodiac: Gemini 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favourite TV show: i dont watch tv unless its a documentary or sports 49. Tattoos: nah fam 50. Right or left hand:technically left but i was forced to use my right hand as a preschooler so now im ambidextrous i guess??? 51. Surgery: one when i was a baby i think and a slim chance i might have one in the middle of band season kms 52. Piercing: again, ears 53. Sport: Marching Band (ITS A SPORT)and hockeyyyy 54. yall what happened to number 54 is nobody going to talk about this 55. Vacation: im on vacation right now but its more of a trip to visit family 56. Pair of trainers: got my marching shoessssssss
MORE GENERAL: 
57. Eating: donuts 58. Drinking: the frickin sugary-ass diabetus water 59. I’m about to: idk prolly watch hockey reruns with wessley 60. YALL 60. WHAT HAPPENED TO 60. 61. Waiting for: my man to get off of work ._. 62. Want: some instruments ive had my eye on and also good grades 63. 63. Get married: preferably 64. Career: veterinarian but if that doesnt work out i want to be an aerospace engineer, mechanical engineer, zoologist, animal rescue worker, or possibly a music teacher 65. WHICH IS BETTER ? 
65. Hugs or kisses: thats a tie my dude 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 
 68. Older or younger: older 
 69. 69 is dead too, yall 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72. Hook-up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: a healthy mix of both
HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: heh 75. Drank hard liquor: yup 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope…unless you count fake glasses 77. Turned someone down: so many times 78. Sex on the fist date: im a virgin 79. Broken someones heart: apparently 80. Had your heart broken: good lord you have no idea 81. Been arrested: i mean as a joke because my uncle is a cop and he can pull this stuff 82. Cried when someone died: oh yes 83. Fallen for a friend: yep...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes 85. Miracles: yes 86. Love at first sight: yes but it’s rare
 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on the first date: YES 89. Angels: yes
OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: Katie and Gracie/ Kayla 91. Eye colour: this weird hazel thats like brown in some lights, green in some, blue in some, yea its weird 92. Favourite movie: Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, any and every Star Wars movie
are you happy now @maroonambivert
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thebpdevil · 7 years
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Hey the make you ask stuff questions, yeah do all of those! I love you and you are my favorite blog to go to for bpd stuff. Thanks!!!
nsfw and tmi below!
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? If we’re going by legit text messaging and not other messaging, yeah; also if we’re going by any messaging, still yeah lmao
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? We exchanged two text messages lmao
3. Have you taken someones virginity? Multiple times lmao
4. Is trust a big issue for you? i have bpd lmao
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Maybe? idk who i even have feelings for like……
6. What are you excited for? I start my job on Monday!
7. What happened tonight? Nothing interesting
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Not in general no???
9. Is confidence cute? I mean that depends on the person and like…..the kind of confidence
10. What is the last beverage you had? Just water tbh
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? i don’t fully trust anyone including myself lmao
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yeah lmao but they’re super uncomfortable
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? lmao yall know!
14. What are you going to spend money on next? probably like some clothes or music or something
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? nope
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? G O D I hope so im rotting
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Probably my friend Jensen because we’re so alike so I know she won’t judge me lmao
18. The last time you felt broken? when i found out avril lavigne is dead
19. Have you had sex today? yall i wish!!!!!
20. Are you starting to realize anything? i’m always out here realizing things
21. Are you in a good mood? right now i am lmao
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? honestly I’d probably cry but it’d be so cool
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nope
24. What do you want right this second? dick
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? im not super invested in anyone rn so like thats fine tbh
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? My natural color is starting to grow in but its still mostly dyed brown
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No dude wht the fuck
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? i found a custom painted D.A.R.E car on craigslist and i started thinkin abt hotboxing it
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? a little but nah lmao
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? hell no!!
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? I don’t hate him he was just creepy and annoying idk (it was some guy i was talking to off of grindr so….)
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? once again i don’t experience human feelings
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no i drink it a good amount
34. Listening to? nothing right now
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? not unless i have to
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? probably their house??
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah
38. Who did you last call? probably a parent
39. Who was the last person you danced with? i honestly can’t even remember
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A few days ago
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Yes
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Always??
44. Do you tan in the nude? what’s tanning
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? I mean?? No??
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? I haven’t done that in months
47. Who was the last person to call you? my dad
48. Do you sing in the shower? when i’m home alone yeah lmao
49. Do you dance in the car? um constantly
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yeah i have my own bow (its youth sized though so i don’t use it anymore lmao)
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? No idea
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Most of them tbh
53. Is Christmas stressful? Y E S
54. Ever eat a pierogi? yea
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronaut, detective, spy, paramedic, firefighter, pilot
57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes!! I kind of want to get into paranormal investigation
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yeah a lot lol
59. Take a vitamin daily? nope
60. Wear slippers? nope
61. Wear a bath robe? nope
62. What do you wear to bed? comfy clothes, usually a t shirt/tank top/shirtless and basketball shorts/pajama pants
63. First concert? …….casting crowns
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I want to physically die in a target
65. Nike or Adidas? nike all the way dude
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanut shells
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I hate her but i knew you were trouble goes hard
69. Ever take dance lessons? yeah lmao
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not really no
71. Can you curl your tongue? yup
72. Ever won a spelling bee? I got second place!
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? maybe?
74. What is your favorite book? Harry Potter!!
75. Do you study better with or without music? Depends!
76. Regularly burn incense? No i can’t find anything that i really like
77. Ever been in love? yes
78. Who would you like to see in concert? i would have died to see one direction before zayn left ://
79. What was the last concert you saw? ariana grande
80. Hot tea or cold tea? no tea
81. Tea or coffee? coffee but only cold
82. Favorite type of cookie? just chocolate chip
83. Can you swim well? when i need to
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? can people not???
85. Are you patient? sometimes lmao
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? definitely dj
87. Ever won a contest? yeah in like…..third grade i won five firefly cell phones
88. Ever have plastic surgery? not yet
89. Which are better black or green olives? green!!!!
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? there’s no way i would ever marry someone i wasn’t fucking on a regular basis tbh
91. Best room for a fireplace? the living room or bedroom
92. Do you want to get married? yes!
Also thank you so much that means a lot 💙💙
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oh boy
1. namerain
2. age14
3. three fearsnever being loved back, hurting the people i care about, and the people i love secretly hating me
4. three things i lovepokemonnice weatherthe piano
5. 4 turn onsgetting hit by a car is apparently one of themi actually dont know honestly if i’m attracted to you, because i so rarely find people attractive, everything u do will Get Me Goin and that’s all i can think
6. 4 turn offsdamn bitch idk
7. my best friendyall know who i would choose if i had to choose one do i really gotta say it again
8. sexual orientationim pan, i also think i’m demisexual but god who knows
9. my best first datei don’t even know what qualified as a date bc ive only gone on dates with one person and i don’t know what we actually considered a date or just hangin out??
10. how tall am iuhhh i cant remember exactly i think i’m 5′5
11. what do i miss?honestly?? i kinda miss the way things used to be before i confessed to liking the person i currently like. i mean nothing has actually changed between us but i still feel bad about liking her and hate that i can’t comfort her without it seeming like “oh, you just think i’m great and talented because you have a crush on me” i feel like me comforting her ends up less sincere now and i hate that and it’s also,, like god i didn’t want to feel this way i really intended on taking a break from romance but my dumbass heart was like “no” and ughh fuck
12. what time was i bornidk
13. fav colorblue
14. do i have a crushfeel like i just made that pretty clear
15. fav quote “And you know it’s not good–that there is no good–that there’s absolutely nothing that can ever come of it.But you do it anyway. And then…Well. Then you burn.”(from Carry On by Rainbow Rowell)
16. fav placethis is gross but anywhere with her
17. fav foodidk
18. do i use sarcasmof course 
19. what am i listening to rni’m being Exposed,, i’m listening to sarah smiles by p!atd
20. first thing i notice in a new personusually their clothes, like the way they dress
21. shoe size8 and a half or 9 in womens
22. eye colorbrown
23. hair colordark brown
24. fav style of clothinguhh idk
25. ever done a prank call?no
27. meaning behind my urlit’s just a pokemon lol
28. fav moviewho knows
29. fav songi really like robbers by the 1975 and rn i’m obsessed with do i wanna know by arctic monkeys 
30. fav bandgosh idk
31. how i feel right nowgay
32. someone i loveall my friends!! all of u!!
33. my current relationship statussad
34. my relationship with my parents:/
35. fav holidayeither halloween or xmas
36. tattoos and piercings i haveone piercing in each ear lobe and one tat on my ankle
37. tattoos and piercings i wanti kinda want a lip piercing but idk and i wanna be like,, covered in tats 
38. the reason i joined tumblrmemes
39. do i and my last ex hate each other?no, i dont hate any of my exes
40. do i ever get good morning or good night texts?sometimes goodnight texts
41. have i ever kissed the last person you texted?god i wish,, no tho
42. when did i last hold hands?gosh it’s been so long i don’t remember
43. how long does it take me to get ready in the morning?like an hour maybe more
44. have you shaved your legs in the last three days?idk i forgot
45. where am i right now?my bedroom
47. do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level?loud
48. do i live with my mom and dad?ya
49. am i excited for anything?excited to die
50. do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to?nah
51. how often do i wear a fake smile?i usually don’t, i just let myself look sad and my friends usually don’t say anything or they’re making me laugh and i’m distracted
52. when was the last time i hugged someone?i huged @strawberrymilk-kid when getting off the bus today
53. what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone right in front of me?i’d be like “dude!! did you get a girlfriend holy shit i’m happy for u!!”
54. is there someone i trust even though i shouldn’t?nah
55. what is something i disliked about today?um all the parts where i started being a jealous bitch 
56. if i could meet anyone on this earth who would it be?dan avidan
57. what do i think about the most?wtf do you think bitch
58. what’s my strangest talent?haha talent whats that
59. do i have any strange phobias?no not really
60. do i prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?depends
61. what was the last lie i told?this is emo but probably that i was alright hah
62. do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting?gosh idk,, calling is less stressful bc i don’t have to worry about my disgusting face i guess
63. do i believe in ghosts? how about aliens?there are probably aliens, but idk about ghosts i mean like who knows
64. do i believe in magic?could be real, might not be, who knows
65. do i believe in luck?yeah i guess
66. what’s the weather like right now?it’s alright
67. what was the last book i read?hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
68. do i like the smell of gasoline?no
69. do i have any nicknames?my mom calls me rainbow but not really other than that but i love nicknames so someone call me by a nickname
70. what was the worse injury i’ve ever had?i sprained my arm once
71. do i spend money or save it?spend
72. can i touch my nose with my tongue?no
73. is there anything pink ten feet from me?im wearing pink so
74. fav animal?idk
75. what was i doing last night at 12am?sleeping after a long day of mental breakdown 
76. what do i think satan’s last name is?burke
77. what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it?uhh idk
78. how can you win my heart?be funny, love music (especially if you play it/can sing), and if you have curly hair or freckles i’m probably already in love with you so
79. what would i want written on my tombstone?“i’m gay”
80. what is my fav word?i have a few, my top three are “gentle”, “lover”, and “soft”
81. my top five blogs on tumblrman i dont know
82. if the whole world were listening to me right now, what would i say?that’s too much responsibility 
83. do i have any relatives in jail?my dad went to jail a few times, two of my uncles have been in there too, but none of them are still in there
85. what would be a question i’d be afraid to tell the truth on?i sat here trying to think of one for live five mins and i cant86. what is my current desktop pic?danny sexbang 
87. had sex?no
88. bought condoms?no
89. gotten pregnant?no
90. failed a class?not for a quarter grade or anything but there have been times where i was failing
91. kissed a boy?yeah i think so
92. kissed a girl?no sadly
93. have i ever kissed somebody in the rain?no
94. had a job?no
95. left the house without my wallet?probably
96. bullied someone on the internet?no
97. had sex in public?no
98. played on a sports team?i was on the soccer team in seventh grade
99. smoked weed?nah
100. did drugs?no
101. smoke cigarettes?no
102. drank alcohol?no 
103. am i a vegetarian/vegan?no
104. been overweight?nah
105. been underweight?idk
106. been to a wedding?ive been to two
107. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?probably
108. watched tv for five hours straight?probably
109. been outside my home country?no
110. gotten my heart broken?yep
111. been to a professional sports game?no
112. broken a bone?no
113. cut myself?no, but i’ve wanted to
114. been to prom?no
115. been in an airplane?yeah
116. fly by helicopter?no
117. what concerts have i been to?i went to one twenty one pilots concert that’s it
118. had a crush on someone of the same sex?oh yeah
119. learned another language?no
120. wore makeup?i wear it everyday
121. lost my virginity before i was 18?i’ve never had sex so no
122. had oral sex?no
123. dyed my hair?yeah
124. voted in a presidential election?nope
125. rode in an ambulance? no
126. had surgery?i had a tooth extracted but that’s it
127. met someone famous?no
128. stalked someone on a social media account?dude every time my friends are online i look through their whole blog just bc i like seein what my friends are rebloggin
 129. peed outside?a long time ago but yeah
130. been fishing?yeah
131. helped with charity?i don’t have money to donate to charities 
132. been rejected by a crush?hoooo boy i sure have been
133. broken a mirror?no 
134. what do i want for my birthday?a nude binder
thank u for asking!
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bioniiic · 7 years
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all of the asks
1: Full nameidk man. not too fond w putting my full name on the tumbsz but wassup im sam2: Age163: 3 Fearsflyingthe darkmen4: 3 things I lovemy gfmy friendsmy DOG5: 4 turns on good smellgood,,asshumorgirl6: 4 turns offBAD SMELLTHATS IT ALSO MEN7: My best friendhek sarah and josefine. also lys8: Sexual orientationpansexual ???? idk mostly i just like girls 9: My best first datedo nothing. eat and watch shows and nap10: How tall am I6'4 i know11: What do I misshek :/(12: What time were I born12:15 am I was almost a march 9th kiddo13: Favourite coloryello 14: Do I have a crushyes my gf my love 15: Favourite quotedie16: Favourite placecopenhagen and paris. both very different cities and equally important 2 me17: Favourite foodTARTLET 18: Do I use sarcasmall. the time 19: What am I listening to right nowthis old dog by mac demarco ok20: First thing I notice in new personidk if theyre funny i think21: Shoe size 7 !!! small22: Eye colorone is green n one is brown 23: Hair colorcurrently very black 24: Favourite style of clothingblack jeans and some sort of fuckin hoodie im boring 25: Ever done a prank call?i used to do them all the time w my friends in the choir HDKVNSMCN yes i was in a choir but only for the cake 27: Meaning behind my URLidk its a placebo song fskkcsjskdks28: Favourite moviemr nobody leave me alone 29: Favourite songSCSRED OF GIRLS BY PLACEBO FUCK ME30: Favourite bandPLACEBOSJDKSKKD31: How I feel right nowim tired and i want lys to wake up 32: Someone I lovelys my beeeeb33: My current relationship statusim dating my BEAUTIFUL angel gf 34: My relationship with my parentshmmmm. below average 35: Favourite holidayCHRISTMAS 36: Tattoos and piercing i havenoone 37: Tattoos and piercing i wanti want a septum piercing and all the tattoos38: The reason I joined Tumblri had a crush on a girl and i was obsessed with her and she had tumblr so i got tumblr and only reblogged things she liked and she never noticed me JDKSJDJSK39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?NO we just don't talk 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?lys41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?its lys i wish i had :-(42: When did I last hold hands?it was with josefines girlfriend while she was tweezing her eyebrows and she needed to hold my hand for support 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?like. 5 seconds 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?HAHAHA NO45: Where am I right now?in my bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?idk i dont drink that much but probably josefine47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?reasonable in like. headphones but anywhere else it's LOUD48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?no. well like. every 2 weeks i shift between them #divorce am i right ladiez 49: Am I excited for anything?summer 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?my DOG 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?a lot ha ha ha 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?my adult friend yesterday JSJSJK53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?the last person i kissed was my friend ,,,and she has a gf so id probably say can yall like do that somewhere else JDJAHSH54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?no i only trust a few very good people 55: What is something I disliked about today?i just woke up. also that56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?lys :-(57: What do I think about most?lys LoL 58: What’s my strangest talent?idk ???? 59: Do I have any strange phobias?PUKE60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind 61: What was the last lie I told?"im gonna wake up soon" lol62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?video 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?both are real and valid 64: Do I believe in magic?no hoe65: Do I believe in luck?no. hoe66: What’s the weather like right now?grey67: What was the last book I’ve read?sushi for beginners haha68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?nnO69: Do I have any nicknames?sammy but only lys gets to call me that also hek calls me sami I do not know why 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?i broke my tailbone once that was pretty bad71: Do I spend money or save it?SAVE IT IM SO BAD AT SOENDING MONEY72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?noooooo ma'am 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?a marker 74: Favourite animal?dogggggggGGGGG75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?talking to lys but then she disappeared for 3 hours and im mad76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?roberts77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?you had me at hello GAYYSYYAYSY78: How can you win my heart?be lys. also food 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?gay 80: What is my favorite word?gay81: My top 5 blogs on tumblrgay82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?gay83: Do I have any relatives in jail?i dont think so ???84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?FLYING. TELEPORTING 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?idk mannn86: What is my current desktop picture?the default one cause im lazy and its a school computer 87: Had sex?NOO 88: Bought condoms?no 89: Gotten pregnant?no90: Failed a class?noooOoo maam 91: Kissed a boy?nooooOOOO MAAM 92: Kissed a girl?yes,93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?no94: Had job?nonoooo MAAM 95: Left the house without my wallet?yes96: Bullied someone on the internet?HAHHAHAA97: Had sex in public?no98: Played on a sports team?yes but like. not really 99: Smoked weed?NOO MAAM 100: Did drugs?no101: Smoked cigarettes?noooo102: Drank alcohol?yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?fuck NO104: Been overweight?yes105: Been underweight?no 106: Been to a wedding?yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?LOL108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?LOL109: Been outside my home country?yes 110: Gotten my heart broken?yes oopsie111: Been to a professional sports game?yes but at half time me and my dad left and got mcdonalds and then we went home112: Broken a bone? yes 113: Cut myself?no more 114: Been to prom?no im foreign 115: Been in airplane?yes116: Fly by helicopter?i haven't but i NEVER WILL. NEVER 117: What concerts have I been to?one direction, the 1975, gerard way, the front bottoms and twenty one pilots 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?yes. exclusively 119: Learned another language?yes120: Wore make up?yes no h0mo bro121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?no122: Had oral sex?nnnno123: Dyed my hair?yes its dead now 124: Voted in a presidential election?noooo maam im still foreign 125: Rode in an ambulance?no126: Had a surgery?im so boring ive never tried anything 127: Met someone famous?no i was rlly close to meeting bry after twenty one pilots once but NAH128: Stalked someone on a social network?always129: Peed outside?mo 130: Been fishing?fuck no 131: Helped with charity?yes132: Been rejected by a crush?well. kinda133: Broken a mirror?no134: What do I want for birthday?idk i just had my birthday man 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?IF. I HAD A KID. IF. it would be a girl and her name would be leah 136: Was I named after anyone?no137: Do I like my handwriting?fuck no its so bad138: What was my favourite toy as a child?probably that doll that pisses by itself. u know what im talking about 139: Favourite Tv Show?idk oh fuck probably new girl 140: Where do I want to live when older?copenhagen or the us for a bit 141: Play any musical instrument?guitar ukulele and bass cause im basic142: One of my scars, how did I get it?my dog scratches me a lot 143: Favourite pizza toping?ham. cheese144: Am I afraid of the dark?y e s 145: Am I afraid of heights?Y E S146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?yes but i wasn't sneaking out really,,147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?every day hoe !148: What I’m really bad atlife 149: What my greatest achievments arefuck idk150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to methat i was a trump supporter. u know who u are 151: What I’d do if I won in a lotterylive on a bigass farm and have all the animals 152: What do I like about myselfmy eyes ?? my cheekbones 153: My closest Tumblr friendnone i hate yall 154: Something I fantasise about😉😉😉😉😉😉
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