#im a lazy mf💥

[tuxalfredo]

[localpurplefleasonurhead]

Two purple mfs and the most sane person sharing an acc,nothing could go wrong;

(💜/🍞) vincent bishop from yknow where (fnaf au)

(🍕/🍆) dave miller from the source of dsaf

(🐰/👾) william afton from the source of fredbear's family dinner (more info below)

💥 NOT A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT! WE'RE PART OF A SYSTEM

⚠️ Asks are open,just be respectful and if u send smth suggestive (or sexual) or wtvr dont be a minor :) romantic stuff is fine,same applies,don't be a minor

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🍞Info about Vincent:

★Age: 26

★Height: tall (source: trust me bro)

★He/him only!

★Gender: between agender and trans dude

★Sexuality: raging homo

★Likes: old bald men,any bread,annoy people

★Dislikes: dogs,idk what else,im lazy to think

Etc: adhd haver™ ,scared of needles,hyper flexible ← i love to freak out people with it,will add more

🍕Info about Dave:

☆Age: he's a corpse,no age 👍 (old tho)( 23~25?)

☆Height: taller

☆Pronouns: any + neos

☆Gender: trans dude

☆Sexuality: pan

☆Likes: orange man <3,doing nothing

☆Dislikes: people

🐰Info about Will:

☆Age: 20's

☆Height: 5'9

☆Pronouns: he/him (fine with they/them)

☆Gender: Trans dude (only mike knows)

☆Sexuality: Closeted (↑)

☆Likes: Designing and crafting stuff

☆Dislikes: Crowds

Extra: william afton from fnaf ≠ william afton from ffd (me),so no im not a purple guy at all nor a murderer,no i dont have a wife and never will,feel free to ask,its too much info to put here.

[ yes,we're all single,no you may not date/fuck us unless you're certain people ]

↑ akka if ure a fictkin/highkin/alter of dsaf jack,fnaf henry or fnaf au richard ! we're looking for sourcemates in a /r way ^_^

[kalpasio]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

reading the new fic was like finding an oasis in the desert IM GGAHXKSBDOABDOSNDOW 😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥😭💥💥💥💥💥 also i was like "oh sakura and rin are here! aw they're so happy— nevermind" then proceed to cry over them im more shocked how i DIDNT see this coming 😭

i am such a whore for domestic kalpas x reader i eat it up all the time ITS DELICIOUS AS FUCK altho the only thing that probably tops that off is them kissing like "YES FIRE BOY GO KISS THAT DENSE MF GO" and i wonder why i like silent sniper 😀 kalpas and reader living together after the sisters died was like putting a bandaid on a bullet wound HAHSJAKSHAKDHAKHAHAH

AAAAAAA 😭😭😭 as always, i love it and ofc welcome back !!! cant wait to see more 💖💖💖

- herrscher anon 💀(<- sakura and rin in the latest fic)

NO I WANTED THEM TO BE HAPPY! I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY I TURNED AROUND AND WENT "NAH THEY GOTTA GO" I WANTED TO MAKE IT ALL GOOD CAUSE IT WAS MODERN AU AND THEN UH WHOOPS????????

domestic kalpas is like painfully ooc but also like. hhhh what I wouldn't give to have domestic fiery man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

tbh the story would probably be better without the sisters dying but I realized too late and had spent so much time on it already I didn't want to go back and scrap so much of the story I was lazy

the kiss at the end of the fic was like a kiss on a booboo but the booboo is like you've had your whole arm cut off lol

I'm so happy you liked it even though it was so fucking sad, I gotta write something happy to balance it out, I'm dying too 😭😭😭