#im a vegetarian but my kfc order's gonna be 2 thighs
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The Matrix Resurrections: Featurettes
#mom said it's my turn on the old man#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#that's a long boi#pls just let me hold one (1) of those catchers mitts you call hands#me 5'4": i will pick him up#im a vegetarian but my kfc order's gonna be 2 thighs#no one: keanu: 🤘#why is he eternally boyfriend shaped#i really need to rest#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#EYE CRINKLES#THEY ARE A SOURCE OF LIFE#i love arm#that's a smiley boy#are you even alive if it doesn't want to make you smile back i don't think so#i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair#but im open to negotiate payment#a man's collarbone can turn me into a victorian gentleman who just got a glimpse of an ankle#keke pls
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