#im as small as bob

[weyounthevorta]

Did you know you can buy the iconic Dinosaur Bob coat for yourself?

[zernobfreak]

Stupid ass ☹️

[br1ghtestlight]

bedtime stories :)

[tiny-huts]

I like Kimm's intro in Generations because Jarlaxle is like I tried to convince you two to make nice and now I have brought this OP Twink to FORCE YOU TO

[theharddeck]

thinking of Tom Welling this morning, which has led me to envisioning Bob Floyd/Smallville AU and I am suffering

[bobthebobking]

you don't understand how hard I gasped at this

[bramblepaws]

2 recent paintings

[bobeatspie300]

woe, oc art be upon thee

[quasieli]

Soooo I ended up cutting a bit of my hair last night (a bit more than I meant to while trimming it whoops) and while I'm chill with how it looks now, I'm still not sure if I should leave it or not. So! I'm taking the decision out of my hands lol (or rather more likely, I'll see if the results make me feel one way or the other). The first 2 pics are my hair rn. The 3rd is how I'd hope to get it if I cut it shorter. 4th is a long buzz, and 5th is a short buzz. I know I def don't wanna go full headshave atm but I'd be willing to a short buzz, maybe lol. So, help me make up my damn mind plz! Note, I'm trying to look a lil more masc/androgynous, but don't entirely mind if my hair reads a bit more femme. Also I know I have this set to a day but I'll prob only be looking at the results in the next few hours. Tumblr, give us more time options on the polls plz.

[Image description: Five photos of OP (they/he), a young, chubby, white enby, showing off different hairstyles. The first two photos show me with jaw length shaggy brown hair with shaved sides, the first showing it with a middle part and the second showing a deep side part, with a shaved side showing. The third photo shows me with much shorter hair, probably a couple inches long, with the hair brushed back out of my face. The last two photos show me with a buzzcut, the first is maybe about an inch long, while the second is about half an inch. End description.]

[psykoz]

stop holding minorities to higher standards than you hold your family and friends

[golden-stilinski]

Sometimes when I hear certain Morgan Wallen songs, I think of small midwestern town Bob Floyd. Tire races through random fields, bonfires after a football game, drinking moonshine that's been sitting on top of his fridge for as long as he can remember. Most any country song will do but the picture of Morgan Wallen that my car shows when he plays reminds me of longer-haired Bob.

[br1ghtestlight]

those "bobs burgers facts you didn't know!!" youtube videos are just literally word for word reading the Trivia section of the fandom wiki page and they get paid the big bucks for it while us gumptious fandom wiki editors get NOTHING </3

[sgt-celestial]

instagram and twitter and tiktok etc are all so detrimental to your health like i spend two minutes scrolling through my feed and im either immeasurably angry at a bad opinion i just saw or im sad about how boring my life is in comparison to Hot Estranged Schoolmate #7........like why look at bad tiktoks when you could be listening to the monkees

[officialkendallroy]

this guy has to be registered on some list...

[bobthebobking]

and everyone clapped

[iocheaira]

also i have to either seriously uhm. get rid of some shit. or start knitting my mom an xmas gift NOW instead of at thanksgiving