#im dead istg

[hoarder-of-dragons]

I had to do this I'm sorry

Donald Trump x Reader words: 12k I woke up and stared at my reflection. Blue orbs stared back at me as I tied my hair in a messy bun. My alcoholic mom called me downstairs. Oh right, I thought, I'm getting sold today since we dont have enough money my mom said. she abuses me btw. I come downstairs and have a cup of water for breakfast. not too much cause I have an eating disorder. Suddenly the doorbell rings. Its Donald Trump! He's here to adopt me! "Hey" he growled To be continued

[dizzybizz]

captain jasmine "jazz" drake broke into my brain and is now living there rent free help

[daemon-in-my-head]

Also as much as I love Durgetash, it genuinely ain't about the smut or romance for me (go figure).

I'm solely intrigued by 2 people who realistically shouldn't be able to have any connection deeper than bare surface level going far enough as to defy their gods for each other.

And I can't help but ponder how much of that was just plain manipulative behaviour on both their sides. Cuz like, Gortash, 10/10 manipulative as fuck, but Durge does have that streak as well and considering how well the temple has been doing, they've been at it and they're playing in major politics themselves as well.

And if they're already manipulating and stringing along the patriars, what's to stop them from using the new money banite that just popped up and clings to them for one reason or another.

I wholeheartedly do not believe, at the bare minimum at first, that either of these people had anything 'nice' in mind when hanging out with each other. And now I need to know if and when that view changed and to what extent.

That's my obsession in a nutshell ig.

[enden-k]

furnishing the new fontaine realm and disconnecting in the midst without saving, only to come back to ruins and chaos and for some reason nahidas corpse in my party ? ? its like this kid game where you turn off the light and someone gets murdered

[icyfox17]

NEW BLORBO ALERT

Your honour I've seen two (2) episodes and im in love with him

[abliys]

id sell all of my organs if it meant there’d be more ellabs fics

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

Err hi guys

[blmpff]

Dead Friend Forever (2023) 1x1

[uzurakis]

whT tge fuck gege youre killing two fucking birds with one stone

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

earlier i had a little karen jackson moment because my mom screamed that i was a whore in front of a ton of people… except we were literally at olive garden not a purity ball😭

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

im reading sam's wiki-page and-

AOIJKFH WHAT LMAO??

IDK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS TO ME. LIKE. BLADE HAD TO BE HELD DOWN

AHUOIPJWILE

I CANT EVEN-

[anantaru]

star rail players:

honkai impact players:

WHERE THE FICIFOEOS IS THAT TESLA AND OH MY GOD OTTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ARIANA ???/!!22€€1€22)!22) AND WELTKOEKWKWKQKQIQWOA AAAAAAAA

[tendebill]

SURE when i water my plant regularly and take care of her she is at rock bottom. call that bitch a sickly victorian child the way she brightens up the room for a day then shrivels up and dies. but the MOMENT i give up on her and leave her to perish OH, SUDDENLY she's an entrepreneur, she's starting her own company, she just birthed five new children and ended world hunger. whore.

[kafka-ohdear]

no but demarco is the kind of guy to wear dép tổ ong when he's on grocery runs,,,,,,,,,,

[okaybut-merelyplayers]

Already dreading going to work tomorrow because I can't read my little ghost fanfiction while on shift rip

[churro-on-a-unicycle]

hey so are we ever going to talk about how much ares murdered like half of the designs from the original series or what. Like what is this