#im doing the most lesbian shit i stg

[karaslluthor]

supercorp fanfic masterpost pt.2

this has been in my drafts for over a year so here ya go and hasn't been updated since then but if u haven't read these then ur welcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

its literally a big ass list jsyk and i did all the tumblr tags back then so idk if they are still the same users but hopefully lmao. 

original part 1 is here boysss

MULTI FICS

somewhere i have never travelled (http://archiveofourown.org/works/9268886/chapters/21008012)

kara and lena visit all different places lenas lived and then they find a home together and its super cute and fluffy I cry

Paranoia Incarnated - @justmickeyfornow

mickey is my fucking supercorp spiritual guider with the best fucking fic and ive read it about 322934 times and still is sooo good. Also the whole heartbeat thing KILLS me. SO MUCH ANGST but literally its worth the death u go through trust me

Transcendent Interactions 

Kara and lena share this bond thing from birth and can feel each others emotions and they finally meet and its so great like im actually fucking in love with this fic and kara gets herself off all the time thinking lena doesn’t know idk just read it u wont regret I stg

Closer and Closer (Until We Collide) - @hallow777 

Im a slut for bed sharing tropes and this is so CUTE like lenas all freaking out because she keeps waking up cuddling kara and alex is oblivious to everything and its just soooo good

So, This Happened?

Drunk kara leaves drunk alex for a more suitable cuddle buddy aka lena lesbian luthor and lena sleeps in a supergirl t shirt bc of course

Sojourn 

Holy mother of fuck as if this fic didn’t absolutely ruin my fucking life??? Lena has to go to London for a month so she invites kara to come with her and lena has a gay awakening and realises shes in love with kara and its SO FUCKING GOOD

just one wrong move (baby, baby)

lena is having karas baby from this alien tech accidentally! And lena is so loved and its so cute like honestly and obviously they fall in love bc duh

hold me, my dear (and don't let go)

kara is a professional cuddler and lena hires her services bc shes a sad touch starved young lady and deserves to have some hugs in her life hello fluff my old friend discovering the moon 

alex and lena brotp and holy fuck does it deliver!!!! Alex is like a wingwoman we all need and kara and lena just need to communicate tbh but AMAZING

Focus on Something You Love, and Breathe

Lex is a little shit as always and wants to kill lena bc he thinks shes in love with supergirl (which she is) so kara says she can stay with her and obviously the angst is juicy and ruined my life. So. Good. Read. It.

Offstage 

College theatre au but like literally one of the best college aus ive ever read!!!! Lenas just a big lesbian and karas confused and they bang secretly and its glorious

it's a boy!

lena takes in a super powered alien baby that falls from the sky and gets a weird neighbor in the form of kara danvers and theres not many chapters yet so im not sure whats happening with kara yet but im super excited for this!!!

Break My Fall 

Kara dates monel but kisses lena as supergirl and its angsty and smutty and all round a good fucking time

carefulness can be damned 

Post 3x7, literally smut with some plot need I say more??

A Foolish Wit - @seabiscuits-us​

if you haven’t read seabiscuits fics are you even a supercorp fan?? Lena needs a husband and Clark Danvers is positively charming and also actually disguised as a man, I mean.. quality content

In My Veins

im soooo excited for this fic because the lena/alex brotp is written so well!!! Basically lena and alex become really good friends bc they both deal with their issues by drinking obvs and kara thinks they are secretly dating and gets upset and im SO READY FOR THIS ANGST

Would You Catch Me If I Fall For You ('Cause I'm falling) 

This is absolutely amazing and so captivating and I was honestly on edge the whole time kudos to the author!!!!! Kara goes back in time to warn lena about her dying on the venture and lena falls in love with her but she disappears and then when real kara and lena meet, kara doesn’t remember knowing lena and ughsalkdhsla its so good.

We Need a New Song

Oh my good golly gosh this fic ruined my life. Ballet au that has barely any ballet and an abundance of GAY and I had to take a moment after reading this to collect myself tbh

and stick it into someone else's heart 

Rhea infected lenas boobs in a cage dress with some weird alien stuff and her and kara have to bang or THEY’LL DIE pretty much but they love each other

The Laws of Fate 

soulmate au where everyone has a red string and lenas points to the sky and shes confused af but it’s a gay slow burn and the angst is good for ur soul

My Sun 

Lena gets into a car accident and kara thinks she died but lex is a maniac and wants lenas help and fdjsaklfs it’s a rollercoaster let me tell you

Mercy on Me 

lena falls under black mercy and in order to bring her back karas has to break her poor little gay heart bc lena thinks her and kara are in looooove AWWW heart shatters

Be your own Hero 

Collection of supercorp one shots!!!!!! Quality content lemme tell yaaaa

pick a blossom and hold it to your breast (honey, you know that’s my love bursting loud from inside) 

kara and lena rely on their late night phone calls with each other and get the feels and go on a date and they are just cute adorable dorks that are nervous  

your voice is pretty, baby (but i’d rather have your pretty skin instead) 

part 2 of pick a blossom ^^^ still adorably cute and a smut chapter I mean come on, treat yoself

Firsts 

kara and lenas first told in the cutest wayyyyyyyy

Whispers 

lena works with lillian to save supergirl and its oh so angsty and kara always believes her girl bc that’s canon

My personal Santa in heels 

Kara loves Christmas almost as much as she loves lena, almost

Timer 

Soulmate AU where everyone can have a device installed to tell them the time until they meet their soulmate, kara and lena love each other but kara cant have a timer installed obvs kryptonian skin and its so cute and soft and angsty

The Fatal Flaw 

Super cool and different fic and keen to see more chapters from this!! Kara doesn’t have her powers (yet) and she meets lena at a party at college and then clark tells her shes actually an alien ooooo im keen

Stay the night 

Lena inherits the national city womens basketball team and star player kara danvers is a muscly babe and they try not to fall in love BUT ITS JUST TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES also I love jack in this such a wingman

1865 

MATTTTTTTTEEEE lena is the daughter of the governor and shes a little rebel. She falls in love with kara but her family has arranged her marriage to monel BUT LIKE THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH btw they are aliens but like in 1865 so cool. Pls update I love this so much

All Our Bodies in the Grass - @seabiscuits-us​

fuckkkkk this fic honestly, amish au and lena knows nothing but kara is down to help her out while also sharing lovely girl mags ;)

B.F.F.W.E.B

Kara and lena are friends with benefits but feels get involveddddd, lenas a useless lesbian

All the little lies 

Kara comes to earth and falls in love with lena but she has to go back to krypton and breaks lenas heart in the process, but she comes back and its only been like 7 months but its been like 3 years for lena!!! (I cant remember exact dates don’t judge me)

half melted m&m's 

lena needs a fake wife to stay in the country so kara is ever so helpful and agrees to be her wife, oh I do love a fake wife trope and this delivers!!!!

The Wrong Superhero 

Lena gets saved by batwoman and supergirl thinks she is super jealous because of superhero-related reasons but shes just in love with lena

We'll Take on the World 

College au, just useless fools in love that need to communicate and make out more

And they call me from beyond the stars 

Omg I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH ok so kara is a ghost (still from krypton and stuff) but no one can see her except lena so lena works on trying to get her back into the physical plane of existence so she can find alex but they FIND LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER oh my god so angsty let me tell ya be warned

Wait for me to come home 

https://lostariels.tumblr.com/

idk where to even start on this fic honestly, im pretty sure most people have read this bc it’s a rite of passage but fuck it gets me everytime!!!! Army au and there is so much angst and I love it

An Unexpected Surprise 

supercorp baby au!!! Kara and lena bang and kara ends up preggers. Iconic  

Days in a Lifetime 

Kara and lena grow up together, massive slowburn but worth the wait!!!!! ACTUALLY GO AND READ ALL OF STENS BECAUSE I JUST REALISED HOW MANY I PUT IN HERE AND THEY ARE ALL FUCKING GREAT

Do you wanna (like you know I do) - @seabiscuits-us​

another seabiscuit, I couldn’t not put this in!!! CAPE COD and sharing of bunk beds!!! Pls update this my soul is withering away

Purple and Black are my Favorite Colours 

Kara gets in contact with kryptonite that makes her gp! And her and lena b a n g    

ONE SHOTS

danishes and other sweet treats 

oh my fuck this is so cute and its like a long one shot so I mean get on it because kara and lena go to a conference and share a hotel room need I say more  

Sun Kissed 

Kara takes lena on a roadtrip to the science museum for her birthday and my good golly gosh its so cute I could ascend to heaven

Only Human 

A one shot with two chapters in different POV but lenas jealous of monel and then supercorp bang and its all angsty and lena protects kara and tbh they need to communicate but happy endings and love all round

The Right Thing 

Lena freaks out because lex knows her and supergirl are dating and does the most dramatic thing (of course) by distancing herself from kara and did I say angst???/ also I cried multiple times in this

funny how the stars crossed right 

Kara and lena keep meeting at parties and have super dorky costumes and fall in love (literally love anything written by you btw, im going to go ahead and say I would have all yours bookmarked so everyone just check them ALL out)

Accidental Text

kara accidentally sends a love confession to lena and its short and cute!      

Unspoken Promises

supergirl and reign battle and lena finds out about kara being supergirl and supercorp are just obliviously in love

Green (Kara loves it and hates it in equal measure)

Im a sucker for a jealous trope and boy does this deliverrrr. Karas hella jealous of lena having other friends but realises its because shes super in love with her

Crush

Karas jealous because lena is flirting with supergirl but lena knows kara is supergirl so shes actually flirting with kara, nice!

My Donuts

Karas really jealous of sam and lena spending heaps of time together and then kara walks in on them having donuts and she fucking loses it because its their thing duh.

when we get there 

Lena invites kara to her beach house to chill and they obvs fall in love because they are cute af

Have a Break 

Lena is determined to work out how to use a vending machine to get kara her candy and kara and winn are watching it all unfold via cameras in catco, basically lena vs. the machine (himym singing voice)

Self doubt and comforting talks 

Drunk kara, comforting lena fluff and adorableness

Shopping carts and a beautiful girl 

Kara crashes into lenas car in a shopping cart and they go on a date and its SO CUTE

Distractions 

lenas oblivious to kara being supergirl even though kara slips up all the time!!! #nicehalloweencostumekara

Lip Bites & Long Gazes 

lenas a big gay flirt and kara gets frustrated and flustered and calls her out and they make out

Off the Record 

kara spots lena at a gay club and they dance and make out *lizzie mcguire voice this is what dreams are made of*

Not so secret 

the superfriends take a weekend away and kara and lena bang pretty much smut but its cute

come be my lover, be my getaway car 

How many amazing tropes can you fit into one fic (aka the fic that made me lose my fucking mind oh my god its so good, had it include)

A one time thing

Kara and lena end up banging in a motel and kara has an internal meltdown its great

This is Home 

Listen here, this is the most adorable thing my two eyes have ever witnessed. Lena doesn’t really have a home kara the sweet soul she assists her in finding a home with her (aka its kara, kara is her home get it)

Her Biggest Fan 

lena is apart of the supergirl fandom, aka shes me

Drunk Puppy

kara being a drunk gay mess wanting to hunt seashells with lena

Act Natural

kara and lena have hickies and try to hide them on a beach trip with the gang  

Like a date, date 

kara asks lena on a date and lena has a gay panic attack pretty much

Datable 

everyone thinks kara and lena are dating so they just start dating? Amazing

Stop following me, creep 

Please clarify 

Lena tries to tell kara she loves her and wants to date but karas an alien and just doesn’t get it, so cuteeeee

Fate is Written in the Ink (part 1) 

Fate is Written in the Ink (part 2)

Soulmate au!!!! Any ink on your skin appears on your soulmates and omg its so cute like kara draws all this art on herself and lena gets to see it too!!!!!

Muddle my heart (then add a dash of lime) 

Kara keeps going to the bar because punk/bartender Lena is a babe and she has a big lesbian crush on her

be hopeful, don't get broken (stay caught up in the moment) 

angsty dog au and I mean PUPPIEs and SUPERCORP need I say more?

The makings of a family 

Clark is the one who arrives after being stuck in the phantom zone and kara has to look after him and lena helps her out and wow new baby for supercorp

Let Your Guard Down 

Lena in a DEO uniform sparring with kara and its so angsty because lenas mad at kara for not telling her the supergirl secret and then they bang and did I already mention lena in a DEO uniform???  

Do you not like the service here?

Thirsty kara and waitress lena, lenas jealous of alex l o l

here is where time is on our side (part 1) 

our corner of the universe (part 2) 

long oneshot but fuck me its so good. Post daxamite invasion/mon-el coming back and both are healing from everything and go on a roadtrip just wherever the map takes them and oh my fuck its so cute and everything u want in a fic. Part two is the follow up

The Uncanny Valley 

cadmus replaces real lena with a robot version and kara didn’t know but then kara finds lena and its cute  

put these battered bones to rest 

soulmate au (you should know by now im a sucker for a good soulmate au), lena has a foreign name on her hip (its kara btw)

pain

another soulmate au hhehehe soulmates feel each others pain obvs both these babies have a lot of paiiiiiin in their lives

Love is Garbage 

Literally a garbage truck au, im not even going to say more

i know you're out there somewhere waiting (i know the stars can hear us praying) 

Whats this??? Another soulmate au!!! Classic lover one arm, enemy on the other, honestly lena deserves more and just waits for kara to love her and I love this fic, also they help sam!!  

Monster in the Mirror 

Supercorp reveal in the middle of the lena/edge poisoning children episode oooooooh so angsty but happy love ending

Safety 

Supercorp first ever sleepover!!! This is so cute stop

Please Clarify 

Lena tries to ask kara out in every single way possible and kara is an oblivious alien

love is a flower, you gotta let it grow 

Unrequited love makes u grow flower petals in your lungs but when ur love is returned it clears up, this was dope and I love ur work

where our hands hurt from healing - @seabiscuits-us​

its seabiscuit do I need to say more?????? I will tho. Alex and lena match on tinder and become besties and I live for alex/lena brotp so….

blessed be (the mystery of love) - @seabiscuits-us​ 

*dj Khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE, look I love every single fic this one does not disappoint and nothing like a good light hearted first date fisting hahahahahaha

The Luthor and the Super That Saved the World 

Fit it fic for the season three finale where there is more supercorp and less shit writing, LOVE STENS WORK

Kara Danvers and the Brown Belt of Lesbianism 

Karas gay brown belt that she always wears that makes her look like a big ol lesbian drives lena mental bc she so gay

SIN

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BY JAZZFORDSHIRE IM NOT FUCKING JOKING LET YOURSELF FALL INTO THIS SMUTFEST AND LIVE UR BEST FUCKING LIFE AND IF YOU HAVENT READ THE CAMPING AU UR NOT EVEN A SUPERCORP STAN

Pleasure 

like sweat dripping down our dirty laundry 

What Happens in the K Room Doesn't Stay in the K Room 

green-eyed monster

Kara shows Lena what makes her Super 

Supergirl, Kara, and a Luthor walk into a bar... 

Late Night Heroics 

Good Vibrations 

Two Lena Luthors and a blonde walk into a bedroom... 

Her perfect match 

Girls' Night 

Happy Halloween, Supergirl 

What She Wants 

make the rules then break them 

an animal within an animal 

THE WILDEST THING IVE EVER READ, STRAP THE FUCK IN (youll understand my pun when you’ve read it)

[mrhopps]

people with the super specific dni lists are the worst people i stg

saying that because i saw a bitch say dni “bis, pan” people. bitch gtfo just because you’re lesbian doesn’t mean you’re a truer member of the lgbtq+ community. they the same people that say bis need to choose one. and to only accept same sex relationships is to re-enforce that singular view of love that straight people systematised. all you’re doing is making it a binary system to judge people upon. Y’ALL ARE THE SAME SHIT AND IM TIRED OF IT.

but the bitch literally identified themselves as white so i already wasn’t gonna take a white lesbian enBy w a blm link in their bio seriously, pls ☠️ y’all are the most performative just to be discriminatory in every other aspect ☠️

[blmyouactivistrats]

Hi! May i get a matchup please? Im a native irish lesbian, who loves drop kicking bigots and destroying the patriarchy haha, ive been told im really intimidating at first, but im way too nice for my own good. I dress like a casual dominatrix honestly and i have wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, a slim thick body and im 5’ 8“! I love horror movies, true crime and punk rock! I love animals, fashion, travelling and art! I speak Italian, French and Irish and have a hairless cat called Yzma. thank u! Xx

Hey hey hey! Of course!

Possible TW: Curse words

I match you with. . .

Yaoyorozu Momo!

Holy sweet Jesus what a treasure-

From the moment she laid eyes on you she became infatuated, it was like an instant magnetic pull.

Maybe it was your appearance, maybe it was your kickass "I don't give a fuck I will bodyslam a racist" attitude, we'll never know!

You were so attractive to her in the most interesting ways it nearly confused her whole sense of reality.

And the fact that you can speak ✨multiple languages✨ it also what drew her in so quick. You start speaking a little French? Instant blush.

She started off slow with how she approached you, at first very unsure how you would react to her.

To her pleasant surprise, you were very chill and greeted her with a relaxed smile, making her heart pound a little bit 👀.

Then she started doing more subtle moves, like brushing her hand against yours in the hallway, instantly looking towards you when the group laughs at a joke, hoping you would catch onto her very subtle hints.

But damn you didnt notice a goddamn thing. :/

Even Katsuki was starting to notice

Eventually it all led to the friend group with you and Momo going to the movie theatre and you two had to go to the bathroom.

That ended up with a rather sweet confession and a kinda heated kith 😎💅✨

You two came back and everyone already damn well knew

They planned this bs I stg-

She also agrees to fuck the patriarchy she's a baddie that's tired of being sexualized by men on the street.

Will create a huge hammer for you to beat up bigots with and just turn around like "oh to see without my eyes" ➖👄➖

This user also requested Haikyuu!! So I shall provide!

I match you with. . .

Yachi Hitoka!

Okay okay okay

Let's be honest here, this girl is a shy bi and no one else can convince me otherwise-

She'd NEVER make the first move, thinking that you're probably straight (Lmao no❤)

But the MOMENT you throw something as simple as a compliment or even just smile at her.

This girl blushing like a virgin in a sex club and stuttering up a storm.

And God is she in love

Like I'm not joking that one interaction just made her crush turn into deep infatuation in an instant.

Sorry I don't make the rules 💁

Once you two start growing closer, she'll start listening to you about things you're super passionate about, like destroying the patriarchy and beating the shit out of a racist bigot ❤

And highkey she finds it attractive

Gorgeous AND morally aligned? *chef's kiss*

The story of when you two first kissed was a funny one to say the least.

You two had been walking in the corridor of one of the school hallways when some dude pushed you right into Hitoka, nearly making both of you fall.

You two had stared at each other for what was longer than necessary and it kinda just happened.

Thank Jesus the hallway was empty bc that ended with Hitoka going into her classroom late with a deep blush on her cheeks.

12/10 super cute we love her

Anyway that's all! Sorry this took so long, school has been super tough lately!

Thanks for reading!

[glittersparklezthott]

what's your favorite thing about all your friends?? :3 gO OFF beautiful man

oof, my friends??? lmao, where do i even start w/those bitches i love them. bUT BEFORE I GO OFF, THIS CANNOT LEAVE US BCAUSE IM DRUNK AS FUCK RN AND HAVE NO FILTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME OUT OF ME (lmao) AND IF THEY'RE GONNA FUCKIN KILL ME FOR IT so no fuckin snitchin. im watching you 👀

braaanch branch branch bRANCH im so fucking happy we're friends. this is just the tip of the damn iceberg, but he's so fucking nice!! he denies it at any opportunity but not just anyone is as protective as that fucker, he'd do anything for anyone of us and i fucking love that. it annoys the fuck out of me, bcause he doesn't seem to get that we LIKE HIM and him getting hurt is BULLSHIT but i love where it comes from. he'd do fucking ANYTHING to protect us. he's so damn comforting to be around because it kinda feels like nothing's gonna hurt you if he's there?? if that makes any sense, lmao. also he's fucking BEAUTIFUL like??? what the fuck he drinks SWEAT ive sEEN HIM DO IT who gave him the right to be so damn pretty?!?! oOOF and don't get me STARTED on how understanding he is, GOOD FUCK. im sobbing like a baby for no damn reason and he's just THERE looking awkward, sure, but he just talks and talks until i can breathe again and OOF i love that big ol dork

QUEEN POPPY, MY ANGEL!!! she's so brave, like, too brave sometimes. she cares so damn deeply for all of us and i fuckin love that she's always willing to drop something to help us or just frikin make us feel better about some shit that don't even matter. she's just!!! so good!! she's always there to HUG or CUDDLE and she gets that sometimes that's all a man rlly needs to get thru the day again. man my dudes i can trust that girl w/anything, she'd help me bury a BODY with 0 questions. well, i mean. not 0, but you get it, she's so sweet!! fuck man i'd put my life in her hands and i already HAVE she's the most trustworthy person i've ever met. she's so thoughtful too??? like, she genuinelly listenes to complaints and requests of us dumbass villagers who don't know how to do things and she iMPLANTS IMPROVEMENTS ASAP SHE'S AN ANGEL WHO WE TRULY DON'T DESERVE

COOOPEERRRR MY BEST BRO!!!!!! i love that funky boy!!!! coopers so damn chill, i can just fucking go to his house at 3 in the morning and he's all "sup dude, want a drink?" or he just acts like i was there the whole time and screams "GUY I JUST GOT THE BEST PRANK IDEA GET YOUR KEY TO BRANCH'S BUNKER I BOUGHT THE STREAMERS ALREADY LETS FUCK SHIT UP" he's so good at making you feel good no matter what you're doin or what you're goin thru UGH he's fuckin fantastic. whatta lad.

SATIN YOU BEAUTIFUL GIRL oh my GOSH i adore her

and one cannot be without the other mISS CHENILLE!!! she's a dramatic BITCH and i LOVE HER good fuck her sarcasm is ON POINT prAISE THE LORD she's SAVAGE. we've spent HOURS once just smack-talking each other, i don't even remember how it started, but she's a QUEEN. but she's also super respectful?? she knows how to get under people's skin but also knows where to push and where to hold, u know???? that doesn't make sense but like, she knows what to say in either extreme like, if you bein a sad bitch she knows what to say to fix it and make you either feel better or just talk some sense into you. she doesn't judge or ask to many questions she just. listens then verbally tells you how to fix it or how to feel better about it and for some reason when she talks i just. believe her??? lol, wack i know, but she's a damn good person and i appreciate her more than i think she knows

biggieeeeee what an angel. a big ol teddy bear. he's such a damn bleeding heart, he's so hekcin kind

suki is a different kind of chill than cooper, she just sees things happening around her and knows they'll pass one day and lets that keep her calm and im hECKIN JEALOUS!! she's so good with people too, especially kids!!! she knows how to keep things light while also keeping them real and it's amazing. AND HER MUSIC, HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SO TALENTED!!!! SHE'S SO DAMN GOOD!!!! everything i hear from her is a BOP and it SLAPS i adore her!! oof, tbh she's one of the first people who made me adore what my voice could do, she finally talked me into singing the lead for one of her songs when we were dumb-ass tweenagers and hasn't let me look back since. it's rough to look back on now, tweenagers and all, but that's w/out a single doubt when i stopped hating my autotune jams~  she knows how to give everyone a place w/out making it obvi that she's doing anything special or out of the ordinary. Suki is a goddamn angel.

SMIDGE!!! THAT BITCH SHE'S A FUCKING /RIOT/ I LOVE THAT WACKY LESBIAN. our rivalry dictates that im not allowed to say that but good fuck what kinda asshole would i be if i left her out of this lovefest she's AMAZING and i can't even lie. she's so damn determined about everything she does!!! she's beautiful and she never lets anyone judge her for a single damned thing FUCK i wish i had that confidence its SEXY AS FUCK. she's so damn strong too??? she's been lifting since we were 14 and she's sTILL not stopping she's gonna lift up the entire damn world one day and i can't wait to see it. she's so loyal to us too, and like, even on your worst days you'd never ever doubt HER friendship bcause she'd bench press YOU into a suplex if you dared to. she does anything even if she's not good at it just because she wants to try. smidge is a beautiful bitch and despite our rivalry im damn well aware that we'd die for each other.

i have succesfully went OFF i hope that's what you wanted bby

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[theaterboyinwonderland]

U make me answer 25 q I make u answer 1-50 :^)

Hey! Fuck you you hoe :D Tumblr mobile wouldnt let me.copy paste so i wrote this shit in a google doc admire how.much energy i put into this. You fuck 1) counter couch or top of the dryer? Easy couch its comfy and easy to sit on. Plus diff postions are easier2) Your last sexual encounter? Good or bad and why? Depends,  do u count phone sex? If so ugh…? A week ago? irl probs like...4 or 5 months ago. For real sex like 2 or 3 years. Phone sex was good! My mans hot. Irl dude was also goo! Hes a pretty close friend ive hooked up with b4 and probs will later but eh. And for real sex god he sucked. Last longer bro3)Fictional person you think would be good in bed? Lust from FMA.4)Something that never fails to make you horny?  A guy biting my neck and saying “like that baby/love/ect” my neck is SUPER sensitive and a homie love a good pet name5)Where is one place youd never have sex? A hospice 6)The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when? I was with the dude from 2 and we were both WASTED. He like wanted me.to blow him so naturally i did but he thrusted into me without telling me. Now heres the thing i got a gag reflex but i can control it kinda well. Drunk me however cant and if a long phallic thing goes down outta nowhere i also cant. Anyway so i puked on him. Needless to say we didnt finish that night. 7) Weirdest thing to ever turn you on? When i was a kid id get horny  hearing the sex sounds from fable. Which after replaying them are SOOO bad8)What is the best way to sexually bind someone?Im a sub bottom dude dont fuvking ask me. Probs get them to love you?9)Fastest way to make you horny? Pin me to a bed force eye contact and then kiss/bite me neck/throat. Dirty talk also helps.10Top or bottom? Bottom 11)We were about to have sex but then…. I probs said im tired 12)Is one orgasm enough ? Are multiple necessary? SEE…depends..i fucking HATE over stim. I legit banned jd from doing it to me. THAT BEING SAID. If irs an ALL NIGHT thing and i only.cum.once (probs at the end edging fuck) im gonna be a mess. 13)Something you've hidden in your room that you dont want anyone to find? The body14)Weirdest  nickname a SO has ever called you? Ugh...idk ive never gotten more than babe till i started dating jd and his are nice like baby/my prince/my everything. I use cringy ones like darling  sweetie honey. Ughh t help one guy see if he liked she/her pronouns i called him princess. He later decided he like he/him so i just called him my prince15)Two things u like about oral? Taste, hearing a guy get more horny and start that low whimper/moan when they're close.16) weirdest sexual act someone has ever preformed  or tried to perform on you? All of my so and shit are basic af. Bondage and a collar are the furthest anyone has asked me. Though  a random asked if i was cool with water sports.17)Have u ever tasted yourself? Ive tasted my cum and it was….okay? Ive never sucked myself a bitcg aint flexable.18)Is it ever okay to not use a condom? Ive…never…..used….one...haha….19)Who was the sexiest teacher u ever had? I never had one but FUCK there one this one just outta college  history teacher (who apt had a big dick) and like DAMN he was fine.20)A food you would like to use during a sexual experience? I dont really wanna do food stuff? Its to messy and like...a waste of food? 21)How big is to big? 10+22)One sexual thing you would never do? IF YOUR FEET EVEN COME CLOSE TO FUCKING TOUCHING ME.23)biggest turn on? Wasn't this a q already? On a guy in gen i love singers. Abs and blonde hair dont hurt. Also being taller than me.24)Three spots that drive u insane? Neck hips collar bone25)Worst possible time to get horny? At work sense i work with old people (hey cas coulda stopped here you furry pope fucker)26)Do u like it when yoursexual partner moans? HELL FUCKING YEAH I DO! Im super audio based and i lovethat. I also have a praise kink so like moans are basically praise27)Worst sexual idea you ever had? What if i was straight?28)How much fapping is to much fapping? Ugh...HMMM...if you do it more than 3 times EVERY day maybe stop 29)Best sexual compliment youve ever had? So at the party me and the friend were at there wa:. Him. My ex. And another fuck buddy of.mine. a q came up about who gives rhe best head and whos the best kisser AND ALL OF THEM SAID ME. I was like “i am a damn good kisser “ and my ex said “fuck ya he is”30)Bald, landing strip, jumanji? Do whatever idc. Hairs hair.31)Is it good sex if you dontnut? No. Im impatient and needy.32) If they *love me* we fucking33)Fav part of your body? My eyes! I think they're nice. Other than that i hate myself lmao34)Fav forplay activities.  Idk never done much. Pinned make out sound like a blast with grinding35)Love or sex? Love. Id rather have someone who really cares about me over a good fuck.36)What do u wear to bed? Underwear.  Im not a pj or commando kinda guy37)First time u masturbated? Ugh….i must been like 11? It was b4 like i ever knew what it was and b4 i could cum. 38)Do u have any nude/masturbating pics/ videos of yourself? My boyfriend lives in another country, what do u think?39)Have you ever/when was the last time u had sex outside. Ive never had SEX but ive blown a couple.dudes in either a park or a park bathroom.  One time.in a casino parking lot40)Have/wouldu have sex in public. See 39? Full blown sex PROBS NAH but bjs probs 41)Have/would u have a 3some?Ive had one! The ex and the fuck buddy while me and the ex were together.  We never fucked but we all blew each other. Slash im down for a polyam resltionship if my partner is so id always be down. Slash slash me and jd are horny as fuck and have talked about having threesomes b4 so ye42)What is 1 random object you've used to masturbate? Ugh…? I humped my bed b4? Idfk?43)Have/would u ever masturbate at work/school. Ive blown several guys at school. So yeah id jo there.  Work ive debated but thats cause SOMEONE os a fucking tease. 44)Have/would u ever have sex on a plane. No45)What is one song youd like.to have sex to? Dead girl walking.46)What is something nonsexual that makes you horny ? Hey fuck u i said this one47)Most attractive celeb? Thomas sanders or tom holland. now THATD be a threesome. Please no one show thomas this.48)Do u watch gay/lesbian poor? Why/why not? HMM I FUCKING WONDER49) If a child was born on the occasion of the last time u had sex, how old would that child be? 2 or 3 years old. God i need to get fucked. Soon50)Has anyone ever posted nude pics of.you online? No and if they do I'll murder the prick.Thanks for the qs cas i stg the next time u post an over 50 ask im.making u do them all :’) love you bb 💛 that was more fun than i thought itd be

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you forgot the 99 gay ask thing

I stg i have to get on my computer for this

1.       how tall are you?

- 5’4”

 2.       what is your body type?

- “she eatin good” lol

 3.       what is your favorite part about your body?

- My eyes

 4.       is your current hair color your natural hair color?

- Lol no

 5.       are you more outgoing or more shy?

- More shy

 6.       are you more femme or butch?

- Definitely femme

 7.       are you tol or smol?

- Smol

 8.       wine mom or vodka aunt?

- Neither because alcohol is icky

 9.       weird habit?

- I chew on my nails ugh

 10.   favorite meme?

- The yelling at the cat one. Or baby yoda

 11.   do you sing in the 🚿?

- No my family is mean

 12.   ever used a 🏹?

- Yes

 13.   are/were you a theatre kid?

- Nope I was a choir kid

 14.   have you ever seen a broadway musical?

- No

 15.   do you think musicals are cheesy?

- Yes but that’s why I love them

 16.   have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

- Not yet

 17.   favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?

- Bees?

 18.   last movie you 👀?

- Uhm I don’t remember! Meet the Robinsons?

 19.   behind the 📸 or in front of it?

- How about both

 20.   favorite 📺 show?

- Skins uk

 21.   meaning behind your url

- its my first and middle name

 22.   reason you joined tumblr

- I had an eating disorder so I used it to trigger myself LOL

 23.   who’s your closest tumblr friend?

- Probs @boymeetswaffles 

 24.   what’s something most people 😍 that you hate?

- Tea

 25.   have you ever taken narcotics?

- No

 26.   have you had sex?

- No im a virgin!!!

 27.   have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

- Yes lol my mom caught me having sex

 28.   worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?

- “I am so straight”

 29.   describe your passion without mentioning it.

- Uh I have a lot of passions lol

 30.   describe your best friend.

- Silly. Kind. Loving. Fun. Strong.

 31.   give us one thing about you that no one knows.

- Well for you tumblr people who don’t follow my insta, I own like 30 plants

 32.   how do you feel right now?

- Good!

 33.   what is your biggest fear?

- Being alone forever lmao

 34.   what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

- Tenerife Sea by Ed Sheeran

 35.   what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

- Coming out and going vegan

 36.   have you ever tried your hardest and then been 😞 in the end?

- Who hasn’t

 37.   something you fantasize about.

- Lol well in life it’d be living on the beach in Hawaii

 38.   last time you 😢 and why

- new years eve, I missed my best friend.

 39.   what was the last thing that made you 😂?

- My best friend

 40.   do you really, truly miss someone right now?

- Yes

 41.   who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

- My best friendddd

 42.   the last time you felt broken?

- Last week lmao

 43.   are you starting to realize anything?

- Absolutely

 44.   are you more dominant or more submissive?

- I can be both hehe

 45.   i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

- you are funny

 46.   do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

- I tend to go for older people!

 47.   describe the person you’re 😍 with/have a crush on in great detail.

- well I don’t know how to go about that LMAO

 48.   do you have any kinks?

- I guess lmao theyre pretty vanilla though

 49.   first thing you notice in a person?

- Eyes and hair

 50.   how can someone win your 💛?

- Be funny!! Also be romantic!! I am very romantic and I will literally melt at anything even slightly romantic

 51.   been rejected by a crush?

- Oh yeah

 52.   have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

- So many times

 53.   would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- If I was on my phone I would use the surprised emoji rn lol but no because they have a bf

 54.   is trust a big issue for you?

- Not so much anymore!

 55.   did you hang out with the person you like recently?

- No

 56.   is confidence cute?

- Yes

 57.   what would you say if the person you 😍/like 😘 another girl/boy?

- Well I would say I am so happy for them

 58.   would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you 😂?

- No way

 59.   does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?

- lol sadly yes, sorry man

 60.   ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

- Yes lol

 61.   do you want to get married

- yes

 62.   worst thing you’ve ever done?

- Hurt my best friend

 63.   three things that turn you on.

- Neck kisses, thigh touches, the other person being turned on

 64.   who do you hate?

- The orange guy in the oval office

 65.   favorite term of endearment?

- my love

 66.   who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

- Shailene Woodley 

 67.   intimidating girls or kind girls?

- Yes lol

 68.   what do you look for in a possible partner?

- That they are funny lol that is #1

 69.   do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

- I just like girls dude

 70.   are you good at flirting?

- No way

 71.   who was the first person you came out to?

- My boyfriend at the time HAHA

 72.   do you have any friends who are wlw?

- Yes

 73.   is your crush wlw?

- Yes

 74.   last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?

- Shailene Woodley again lmao

 75.   write a short 😍 poem to your crush/self?

- Hey

I think you’re really cute

I like you a lot

Maybe we could hang out or something

 76.   do you fall 😍 easily?

- Oh yeah

 77.   is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

- Yes

 78.   are you good at hiding your feelings?

- Nope lol

     79.   are you a forgiving person?

- Yes

 80.   what is your “type?”

- if they’re a girl then they’re my type lol

 81.   fall 😴 in her arms or rub her back until she falls 😴 in yours?

- Omg her fall asleep in mine that’s so cute

 82.   tall girls or short girls?

- Yes

 83.   hugs or kisses?

- …yes

 84.   twirl her around or get twirled?

- ……..yes

 85.   tummy kisses or thigh kisses?

- YES

 86.   hairline kisses or neck kisses?

- Yes

 87.   play with her hair or stroke her tummy?

- Yessssssss

 88.   making out or soft kisses?

- YES YES YES

 89.   hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?

- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 90.   how confident are you in your sexuality?

- Pretty confident!

 91.   when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?

- Oh yes

 92.   have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?

- Answered but yes

 93.   how old were you when you realized you were into girls?

- I think 17? was when i was like oh shit lol but i definitely had crushes at like 13-14

 94.   most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?

- had an anxiety attack lmao

 95.   do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?

- Naomi and Emily in Skins uk and yes

 96.   what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?

- That I will go to hell/it would be better that I was a murderer than gay: from my mom

 97.   when was the last time a girl made your 💛 flutter?

- earlier today

 98.   what is 😍 to you?

- Deep conversations until morning. soft kisses. the little thumb thing

 99.   ask me anything.

- well you fell asleep on me so there is nothing here lmao