stupid weak hero head canons
hwangmo read wind breaker and wanted jay jo's haircut but it resulted in his shitty mullet. he thinks it looks good. nobody else does.
the miss eunjang pageant was suggested as a joke but somehow the students sincerely hoped either teddy or gray would participate. class 5 begged gray to do it but he nominated Colton so he went instead.
teddy has an ig account dedicated to co and sprite, and his pet account has way more followers than his personal one.
Gerard enjoys singing cheesy songs, like old sappy love songs or 1/2nd gen kpop songs. (I want him to sing the chorus of Candy by H.O.T so bad)
Gray has a killer fashion sense
Eugene can do no wrong
rowan speaks English with an Australian accent tinged with Korean.
rowan and Eugene brainstorm on cool finishing move names for the eunjang gang
Alex definitely had some sort of chuuni phase
Hayden is a self proclaimed Casanova but in reality hwangmo has better luck with girls than him bc he has a better personality.
dongha has considered being a hair model. maybe he's born with it, maybe its Maybelline
seongmok follows teddy's pet acc
Donald knows how to bake his own bread
Donald and Kingsley are that on and off toxic couple that always get back tgt in the end despite everything (even their recent divorce sob)
ben has tried to copy Tekken and street fighter moves.
Jake's favourite strawhat member is, surprisingly, usopp
Dean has read two piece bc Jake wouldn't stfu about it. He really likes zoro.
if timmy and Eugene weren't on opposing sides they'd be besties.
final head canon: Eugene is married to me
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dongha..............your new outlook...........accepting temporary defeat but still pursuing the top............you've grown so much..........i love you my child.........
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i... honestly didn't think we would see a day where a suju member (or three) left sm. i can't blame them though. the sublabel seems to be getting dissolved with 3.0, and that was most of how they managed to get promoted to begin with (from my understanding, at least) after a certain point. best of luck to kyuhyun, eunhyuk, and donghae in the future!
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ive had dongha yeon for two days and if anything happens to him im killing everyone in this room and then myself
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