#im fine with not playing him as a perv though because i also like wet cat torbek

[go-go-gadget-autism]

WHY DOES TUMBLR, ONE OF THE LIKE TOP 3 SITES KNOWN FOR INSANE FANART AND PORN AND STUFF LIKE THAT, JUST COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TORBEK IS A WET CAT AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED??? I JUST LOGGED ON AND GOT FIVE MORE ASKS ABOUT TORBEK AND HOW THEY WOULD GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR HIM AND KILL ANYONE AT HIS CONVENIENCE. GUYS YOU KNOW HES CANONICALLY A PERVERT RIGHT

[yikeswtfmate]

(1) New Message from Unknown Number

main masterlist // (1) New Message Masterlist // next part

Summary: Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.

A/N: Hello, it is I, the idiot who writes Social Media AUs when she’s drunk but is too lazy to put them in the proper format and just leaves them to die somewhere on her laptop

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Social Media AU - that’s a lie, it’s actually just texts in Word format 🤡)

Warnings: swearing, dumbassery

Unknown Number: Hey asshat so listen

Unknown Number: I kno we hvnt spoken since like

Unknown Number: High school but whateve idc

Unknown Number: U’re an asshle so I dnt even care that its like…

Unknown Number: 3 in the morning nvrmd

Unknown Number: Ive ben dared to txt my hottest ex by these evil witchS so

Unknown Number: Here u go

Unknown Number: At least u had decent abs so congrats on tht jfc

Unknown Number:  also u dnt get to complain abt this txt bc like

Unknown Number: u dated me for 6 months on a dare so U KNOW WHat this shuold feel like ya

Unknown Number: Wow dude that sounds like a dick move

Unknown Number: Seriously who the hell dates someone for 6 months on a dare?

Unknown Number: Doesn’t that only happen in movies though?

Unknown Number: hey bitchass dont act like u don’t kno what im talkinG abt

Unknown Number: Oh shit yeah, sorry. I don’t know who this asshole of an ex is but I sure as hell am not him

Unknown Number: Dude sounds like a complete waste of human space

Unknown Number: And I think I wouldn’t get to live it down if my friends would hear I did something that shitty

Unknown Number: Wait lemme ask Sam

Unknown Number: Nah, he says Steve would’ve beaten my ass if I were to do that so there u go

Unknown Number: m sorry who tf are u

Unknown Number: Bucky

Unknown Number: what kind of stupid name is bucky

Unknown Number: Shit man, u’re the one blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning, sending me weird ass messages when I don’t even know u and u dare say my name is stupid???

Unknown Number: Sheit srry

Unknown Number: Is been A long night

Unknown Number: nd week

Unknown Number: Actlly make thAt the whle entire fuckin month

Girl with asshole ex: Srry fr bothering u

Unknown Number: It‘s cool

Girl with asshole ex: Hey the witches ask if ure hot

Bonky: Yeah

Girl with asshole ex: WHAT THE FCK MAN AT LEST BE A LIL BIT HUMBLE SMH

Bonky: U wanted me to lie?

Girl with asshole ex: Fair point

Girl with asshole ex: They wnt a pic

Girl with asshole ex: Pic or it didn’t happen punk

Girl with asshole ex: Tht was nat

Bonky: What kind of party are u at that you can constantly text me?

Girl with asshole ex: Wanda’s place

Girl with asshole ex: Girls night

Girl with asshole ex: Getting hammered on wine BITCH

Girl with asshole ex: Also dnt change the subject

Bonky: I don’t even know your name

Girl with asshole ex: Why would I tell u my name I just want to see a suppsdly hot asssd

Bonky: You know mine and now you want me to send u a pic of me

Bonky: Bit of a disadvantage here babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: BABE if I tell u my name will u send a pic of u so we kno u arnt a 60yr old perv

Bonky: I’ll think about it

Girl with asshole ex: Hey fuck u

Girl with asshole ex: Not fair

Bonky: How do I know you’re not the 60yr old perv?

Girl with asshole ex: Cuz she got big tiddies to prove

Girl with asshole ex: And that was wanda

Girl with asshole ex: So now u know my fridsn

Bonky: Still don’t know your name tho babe

Bonky: Also tell Wanda she shouldn’t give out this type of info to strangers

Girl with asshole ex: ure not a stranger anymore bonky

Girl with asshole ex: ure my babe nao

Bonky: I’m going to let that Bonky slide just bc u’re cute

Bonky: But I’m also going to stop replying until you tell me your name

Girl with asshole ex: U think im cute?

Girl with asshole ex: 

Girl with asshole ex: I mean u havnt even seen me but thats fair

Girl with asshole ex: Wand and nat say its true so ill believe u rnt lying to me rn

Girl with asshole ex: But I wanna see if ure cute

Girl with asshole ex: Wait why r u up st 3 in the mrng I mean we re drunk but wht r u doing

Girl with asshole ex: Babe u need to take better care of urself

Girl with asshole ex: Babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Ph shit ure actually ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: I dont like this

Girl with asshole ex: I actually like talking to u

Girl with asshole ex: Pls stop ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: COME BACK AND LOBE ME

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: It’s Y/N

Bonky: Now, that wasn’t so hard was it? 

Babe: fcuk u

Bonky: I’m up at 3 bc we ordered pizza and decided it’s time to beat Sam’s ass in Mario Kart once and for all

Babe: Nd how’s that going for ya?

Bonky: Bitch has been beating us for the past 3 hours

Bonky: Thor is the only one getting at least close to him now so we’re about to give up

Babe: Wait shit how r u replying so fast if ure playing Mario kart tho

Bonky: I gave up two hours ago

Babe: Quitter

Bonky: Just gotta know which fights to pick babe

Babe: Heads up I might be fallin asleep soon

Bonky: Drink some water before that, maybe get some food in u as well to soak up all the alcohol and have an advil close for tomorrow

Babe: Ok MOM

Bonky: Hey Wanda willingly told me you have “big tiddies” so your friends don’t seem to be doing a good job of taking care of you

Bonky: Might as well let me do it so you don’t die tmrw

Babe: Ohhhh so u careeeee babe im touched

Babe: Kkkkkk Ill talk tu u tmrw ill be dead soon

Babe: Nd I do have big tiddies

Bonky: Good night babe

*

Babe: What the shit

Bonky: I see you survived

Babe: Barely

Babe: My head might explode soon and I feel like I’ve vomited for an entire lifetime

Babe: TMI sorry

Bonky: I’d like to point out I’m glad I don’t have to decipher your texts anymore and that you can actually spell properly

Babe: Fuck you Buckaroo

Bonky: I would also like to remind you that I have on good authority that you have “big tiddies” so don’t make me use that against you

Babe: I am going to kill Wanda

Babe:Ugh I need coffee

Babe: I’ll talk to you later

Bonky: I’ll be waiting for you babe

*

Babe: So

Babe: BABE

Bonky: Yes baby?

Babe: 

Bonky: Nah, you love it

Babe: Fine

Babe: You still haven’t sent a pic of you though. I might be able to rise Nat and Wanda from the dead if you do

Bonky: What do I get in return?

Babe: The promise that I will keep replying even though you might turn out to be an ugly orc?

Bonky: Not enough

Babe: Fine. I’ll keep talking to you until you want me to stop. Or until I get bored of you

Bonky: Eh, you can do better

Babe: What do you WANT?

Bonky: A pic of you in return

Babe: I’m not sending you nudes, perv

Bonky: If I wanted to see you naked and be a dick about it, I could’ve asked last night, don’t worry

Bonky: But if you’ll know how I look it’s only fair I should know how you look

Babe: That sounds reasonable

Bonky: I’d say it’s a fair exchange

Babe: Fine, you first then

Bonky: If you don’t send me a pic of you afterwards babe I will stop replying, just so you know

Bonky:

Babe: Did you type super hot guy with the most beautiful eyes in the world in Google or something?

Bonky: I’m touched but no. Sam took that photo at a work event

Babe: Bitch do you really expect me to believe this is you? That looks like a guy who just stepped out of a magazine, I highly doubt I would have the luck to text him instead of my ex when drunk

Bonky:

Bonky: Are you always this annoying?

Babe: …

Bonky: What? Do you want me to take a selfie with the fucking newspaper now? I read the news online babe, I’m not getting off of this couch just so I can buy a stupid newspaper to prove it’s me

Babe: Do you have one in a suit?

Bonky: …why am I putting up with this?

Bonky: Hold on

Bonky:

Bonky: It’s been 5 minutes, are you going to reply?

Bonky: You still have to send me a picture of you though, a deal is a deal you know

Bonky: Fine, I warned you

Babe: Shit sorry

Babe: Hi Bucky, this is Natasha

Bonky: Hi Natasha. Is Y/N alright?

Babe: Uhm how should I put this?

Babe: Y/N is crying right now and she can’t reply herself

Bonky: What? What happened? Is she okay?

Babe: Oh yeah

Babe: She’s just crying because (and I’m quoting here) you’re “so beautiful, it’s like all my wet dreams and fantasies have come together. I swear this is some cosmic joke, this is not happening”

Babe: I’m not sure if she’s laughing or crying now

Babe: But she keeps yelling at me that I have to send you the most perfect picture of herself that has ever existed or you will stop talking to her

Babe: I think she started crying again because “I will never live up to that level of perfection, he told me that I have to know which fights to pick”

Babe: Uh yeah so here

Babe: 1 Photo Attached

Bonky: Hey Nat, could you tell Y/N that I would like to talk to her now?

Babe: Sure

Babe: Hey

Bonky: Baby?

Babe: Yeah?

Bonky: You picked the wrong fight if you think “you will never live up to this level of perfection”

Babe: Oh God

Bonky: Stop being an idiot

Bonky: And listen to me

Bonky: I would really like to keep talking to you. Mainly because you’re an idiot who makes me laugh, but it’s also the fact that you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my entire life

Babe:

[thenamesseven]

Genre: Smut.

Plot: Your sex life with Youngjae is perfecly amazing even when you two had never tried anything apart from vanilla. However, after a talk with the guys, Youngjae decided it's time to try something new.

Hiya! So this was a request somebody made! It was hard to write this kind of scenario for our Sunshine but I have to admit that this was also kind of hot to imagine.

"Isn't vanilla kind of boring at some point though? I mean, it's nice to do it from time to time but well, girls also want to be dominated once in a while" Bambam's words caught Youngjae's attention, his eyebrows furrowing a little as the other male smirked watching the confused expression on his friend's face.

The seven males were sitting down on their practice room floor, making a circle where in the middle rested the pizzas and fried chicken they have ordered for dinner. They were still trying to catch their breath so instead of eating, some of the guys started talking about random things and like most of the time sex came up. Most of the members had girlfriends but some were still stuck with their one night stands, none of them were that naive anymore.

"You're not in a relationship" Mark's words made Bambam's smirk fade "I mean, if you were in love you would just focus more on your girlfriend's pleasure. No matter if she wants vanilla or rough sex"

"I never said not to focus on her pleasure" Bambam replied "What I'm saying is that females are not that fragile, they sometimes want to be fucked against the wall too, man" Members such as Jaebum and Jackson nodded to his statement.

"It depends on the girl though" Jinyoung shrugged "There are some girls that aren't into that" Youngjae nodded at Jinyoung's words because he knew you weren't into that stuff, you were perfectly fine with vanilla sex right?

"Yeah, (Y/N) for example" Youngjae blushed a little using you as an example, it wasn't very common for him to talk about his sex life with you.

"(Y/N)?" Yugyeom frowned a little "Didn't she confessed she liked her hair to be pulled and that stuff once we played truth or dare?" The members were now staring at him confused, Youngjae looking even more lost than them. Did you really admitted that?

"Dude, I would bang (Y/N) so hard she would forget her name" Bambam admitted earning a punch from Jaebum

"Watch your mouth idiot"

"You are lucky Youngjae is a nice guy. You say that about my girlfriend and you get a black eye as a prize" Jackson glared at Bambam shaking his head a little.

"Don't talk about her like that Bambam" Youngjae groaned "We're like brothers and stuff but I would prefer to not know that kind of thing"

"Come on, I can't be the only one that would bang her" Bambam chuckled softly looking around for his victim. His eyes met Mark's but he looked away too quickly. "Aha! You too mhm?" Bambam's smirk only got bigger

"Are you serious?" Youngjae looked at Mark not believing what was happening right now.

"Where?" Bambam insisted, Mark's face was getting redder and redder.

"You are such a huge pervert" Jaebum muttered trying to sound dissapointed but it was obvious he was kind of intrigued by the way conversation was going. He was glad nobody was talking about his girlfriend though.

"I would fuck her on the kitchen table" Bambam confessed smirking, Youngjae pinched the bridge of his nose not knowing how to react.

"When you get a house remind me to never touch your kitchen table" Jinyoung mumbled under his breath making Jackson laugh.

"On the floor?" Mark hesitatengly replied to Bambam's question, glancing at Youngjae apologetically.

"Huh, nasty, aren't we Mark?" Jackson teased, nudging him jokingly.

"Yugyeom once told me he would fuck her too" Mark literally sold Yugyeom right there, you could have seen the betrayal on the maknae's face as he put some space between Youngjae and him.

"Dude!" He raised his voice obviously annoyed, Bambam and Mark started howling in laughter "I just said if she would be my girlfriend I would fuck her against the door as soon as she came into the apartment"

"What the fuck Yugyeom?" Youngjae started getting a little mad.

"I said 'IF she was my girlfriend' I never said I wanted to fuck her" The other tried to defend himself.

Youngjae wasn't even hungry anymore, why everyone felt like fucking you and he just felt like making love to you? Youngjae loved worshipping your body, making you feel like a goddess and focusing on your pleasure more than his own. You have never complained about anything, you hadn't even mentioned that you would like to have that kind of sex with him but Bambam's words were making him hesitate. Did you need more? Wasn't Youngjae giving you enough? Maybe you were too shy or afraid of hurting his feelings.

How was he supposed to know that anyways? Asking you directly would make things awkward, you were shy and Youngjae was sure you weren't somebody who talked about their needs and wants openly, he would have to somehow guess it.

"Anyways, I'm leaving now" Youngjae said too inmersed in his own thoughts and hesitation to be mad at the guys for talking about you liked that "I want to get to the apartment before (Y/N) does"

"Mhm, got plans for tonight Youngjae?" Jackson asked teasingly, wiggling his eyebrows as he put on his coat and scarf

"Just want to make her some dinner. She always does that for me and I feel like doing it for her tonight" He answered honestly, most of the members smiled brightly at his cuteness but Bambam rolled his eyes.

"Be her dinner"

"Yah Bambam! You should get laid and stop being a perv!" Jaebum hit the younger guy once again, making everyone laugh.

"Im just giving him advice! She will appreciate it so much!"

Youngjae rolled his eyes, saying goodbye one last time before walking out of the practice room.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

You dragged your feet out of the elevator and down the corridor to your apartment's door. After a really long day at work dealing with grumpy clients your energy had been completely drained. The thoughts of your Youngjae, dinner and a cuddle session in bed were the only things that helped you survive the day.

With slow movements you opened the door and tossed your keys on the counter, your eyes were down on the floor as you took off your shoes so you didn't really notice Youngjae standing there until his hands were placed on your shoulders and he gently slammed you against the door. Frowning you looked up at him.

"Hello to you too" You asked being kind of sarcastic, not really appreciatting his way of greeting you "What's wrong-?"

You didn't have time to complain about Youngjae's gesture because he cut you off by pressing his lips against yours. It wasn't the usually sweet and gentle kiss he always gave you after work, this one was deep, rough and hungry. He stepped foward, pressing his body against yours hard, letting you feel how needy he was tonight. Youngjae's lips moved down your neck, leaving sloppy and wet kisses that turned you into a blushing mess, you had never seen your boyfriend acting like that.

"Youngjae I-" Your words turned into a moan when Youngjae sucked on your skin, his teeth scraping it teasingly as he focused on leaving a mark on your body. Unconciously, you wrapped your arms around his neck to pull him even closer and Youngjae took that as a chance to pick you up and press you even harder against the door.

This was something totally new for you. You thought Youngjae was happy with your sexual activities but with how he was behaving right now it seemed like he needed a bit more than just making love to be satisfied. You weren't complainning, it was hot to see your boyfriend being so hungry, so needy of you and it simply turned you on even more.

Youngjae's hips moved forward against yours, you couldn't feel too much with your jeans still on but the friction didn't stop you from getting wetter and moaning louder. Your response to his actions only made Youngjae to be more eager and move even faster against you.

"Clothes" He blurted out, too focused on keeping his body against yours to actually form a normal sentence "Off"

Holding you tightly, Youngjae moved you away from the door and started walking deeper into the apartment. You had got out of your shocked state and was now kissing his neck, tasting the sweat drops that appeared on your boyfriend's skin when he had dry humped you. You would have thought he would take you to the bedroom but when you opened your eyes you found yourself in the kitchen, which only confused you.

"What?"

Youngjae put you down on the floor, still keeping his hands on your hips since he knew your legs felt kind of weak and he didn't want you to fall down. "Take my clothes off, get on your knees for me baby" He whispered with his forehead against yours, leaving soft pecks on your cheeks as he spoke.

Normally you would have complained. Oral sex was something you two weren't still used to but the way Youngjae ordered it, the way he was showing off his dominance shut you up and made you willingly obey him. With eager hands you pulled of his shirt, tossing it to the floor before reaching down to take off his sweat pants.

"Good girl" He groaned when he looked down and saw you on your knees, so horny and vulnerable as you pulled his pants down to be met with the huge bulge in his boxers. Running his fingers through your hair Youngjae pulled you closer to his crotch making you kiss his hard member through the cloth of his underwear.

"No teasing tonight baby girl" The grip on his hair only got tighter and you winced in pain even when you felt the heat between your legs get even worse. Maybe it was because this was the first time he called you baby girl or the fact he was using pain to make you feel even more pleasure, whatever it was, Youngjae was driving you crazy.

Nodding you pulled down his underwear and with your eyes up on his face, you quickly pulled his cock into your mouth sucking as hard as you could. Youngjae's head fell back, the expression of his face telling you he was enjoying this as much as you were. Placing your hands on his thighs to keep your balance, you started sucking him off at a fast pace, his hips sometimes thrusting even deeper into your throat which would make you gag but it would make him moan even louder.

"Fuck (Y/N), stay still, Im going to fuck that pretty mouth of yours" He placed both of his hands on your head to hold you still and in slow yet hard thrusts Youngjae started fucking your mouth. Strings of saliva were rolling down your chin, your eyes tearing up and messing your make up. Looking down at you, Youngjae became rigid "God you look so good with my cock in your mouth" He whispered thrusting a couple of more times before he forced himself to stop, he was not planning to cum inside your mouth tonight.

You were still there, kneeling infront of him as you tried to catch your breath but your boyfriend wasn't letting you take breaks, he wasn't done with you and the hunger in his eyes had just gotten worse.

"Good girls get rewards" He said breathlessly, his hand caressing your cheek as he looked at your messed up make up "Get on the table baby, let me make you feel good" Again, he wasn't giving you an option to say no, in fact, Youngjae was pulling your tired body up as he spoke. With a swift movement, he picked you up by your hips and sat you down on the edge of the table. This time you didn't wait for instructions and you started undoing your shirt as soon as he pulled down your pants and panties.

"Mhm, that's my girl" Youngjae positioned himself between your legs, his cock caressing your wet and hot entrance making you gasp. Your arms went up to be wrapped around his neck and without a warning you pulled your boyfriend closer to slam your lips against his in an even hungrier kiss. However, Youngjae had different plans and didn't let the kiss last for too long "Lay down baby" His hands playfully pushed your shoulders back, a smirk on his lips as you did what he told you.

You watched him lean down, his lips being really close to your throbbing clit that was screaming for attention. Your whole body in fire with anticipation as he blew some cold air into your sensitive area. Closing your eyes you bit you lip hard feeling two of his fingers caressing your wet slit.

"You like this don't you? You're so fucking wet and I haven't started yet" Youngjae smirked cockily, leaving random pecks on your inner thighs as you keep trying your hardest to keep your moans low. You knew that the walls of your apartment were thin and it would be pretty easy for your neighbors to hear what was going on "Don't bite your lip, let them hear you" Youngjae licked your slit, you were about to lose it if he kept teasing you like that "Let them hear how much you love when I eat you out (Y/N)" Something unexpected happened. Youngjae smacked your ass cheek hard and you automatically hissed in pain surprised. It didn't hurt you too much, it was just he had done it without a previous warning. Youngjae's dominance vanished and he looked worried all of a sudden "Baby? Oh my god, baby Im so sorry, I really didn't me-"

"Eat me out already Youngjae" Your words caught yourself and him off guard but that didn't stop your boyfriend from finally leaning down and kiss your pussy like he had been kissing your lips earlier. His lips were hungry, greedily sucking every drop of your sexual juices into his mouth, sliding his tongue inside of you to get to taste even more of you. At this point your eyes had rolled to the back of your head, your fingers gripping his fluffy hair tightly as your body became rigid with pleasure. Every single time his tongue moved you felt the best orgasm of your life getting closer. "Fuck, babe...Please? I-I need to cum" Your moans were getting louder and louder, not even the thought of the neighbors guessing what you two were doing were stopping you. Youngjae kept licking, sucking and even biting you, making you get closer and closer to your release and right when he felt you were there he moved back.

Honestly? You could have cried right there.

You had been so close to your orgasm that when Youngjae stopped you didn't even know how to react. Your body ached and the smirk he had on his lips drove you mad, you wanted to hit him, slap him, cry and beg him to fuck you senseless at the same time. You were such a horny mess right now that all you did was stare at him in pure shock.

"Come here, already" Roughly, he pulled you to him by your hands, getting you off the table that was wet with the mess you both made. Youngjae pulled you down onto the floor with him "On four, I'm going to fuck you from behind"

You didn't even know what was happening, your mind wasn't processing the information correctly and you simply were acting in pure instinct. As soon as you stood there on your hands and knees Youngjae used one hand to pull your hair back tightly and the other to grip your hip in a way that would probably leave bruises by the time he was done.

Before you could say anything your boyfriend thrusted his whole length inside of you in a fast yet rough thrust. The grip on your hair and hip got tighter, the soft pain you were feeling in your body basically making the pleasure overwhelning you even stronger.

"Shit (Y/N), your pussy feels so good" He gasped with a shaky breath, one of his hands moving up to push his hair away from his sweaty forehead

"Move babe, please" You begged quietly.

Youngjae didn't make you wait more, as soon as the word please got out of your lips his hips started moving fast and rough. Youngjae let go of your hair and hips to place both of his hands on your shoulders and bring your body back hard every single time he moved his hips foward.

The room was filled with your sounds. Your moans, his groans, your heavy breathing and the clapping sound you made when his body met yours. The way sweat rolled down your curves and the way his soft hands wandered around every inch of your body. The stretching feeling you were getting since he had never been that deep inside of you, the way his cock twitched telling you he was closer to his orgasm.

"(Y/N)" Your name was a mantra he kept repeating over and over again, the sound of his moans mixed with your name and his deep groans were turning you into puddy "Cum for me (Y/N), please babe cum on my cock"

You didn't need to be told twice. As soo as he asked you to cum, you let it go and reached what was possibly the best orgasm of your life. Your muscles shook with the intensity, your eyes rolling back and the sound of his name getting out of your lips over and over again. Youngjae followed you quickly, filling you up since he had forgot to used protection.

When both of you got down from your highs, you laid down on the cold floor exhausted, panting and sweating.

"Wow" You whispered smiling at him, letting out a soft chuckle

"Wow indeed" He muttered laughing "Remind me to thanks Bambam"