#im fucking. h*rny UGH

[indulgnc]

tmi/nsfw tags :3

[cigaretterry]

ran into the guy i was fucking a couple months ago on the street today lol. it was very strange. it was never anything deep between us, but i still cant stop thinking abt it now and its put me in an extremely weird mood.

[jukeboxpunk]

ugh im so fucking h*rny but like i really want someone to run their hands all over my body, maybe occasionally giving my chest a squeeze or sinking their fingers in my cunt but i just want to be touched

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Flower of Evil” with Me!

Episode 2

omg we are back to seeing joongi and jiwon’s relationhsip

but anyways, i have my water, my laptop’s plugged in, the fan is on

as the lovely smiley canadian himself mark lee says, lezgeddit

not at how im like “yes its what he deserves” everytime i see joongi being introduced with him and the wifey for lifey kissing

LBLONGEDAKJFL;AKEWJ

BLOND JOONGI I WASNT READAY

I SAW THE GIFS AND I STILL WASNT READY FCUK

happy facial expression

interseting

oh its kinda highkey sad hes practicing how to smile

god i fucknig wish i kneew what was going on

seafood stew????

please i want

not to be all get you a man who makes a fucking feast but

jagiya fuck all the way off im so sad

shut up why are they so cuteeee

i am so in love with thsese two’s relationship

wehre’s eunha

oh she sleep

awwww her little dresss

the sigh she let out im

oh my god eunha

savage tinie kid

shes so cute

the workshop

oh

HNOOOOOOO BAOBEI PLASE NO

he sleeps

he wakes

hey tahts pretty fucked up man

jiwon ah i love

jiwon-ah plasee

stop i love them so much

shes so pretty i feel quer in this chilis tonight

asjdlkfasdj they really are cuteim sad its a lie apparently

thassa lotta stairs babe

oh no she gonna die huh

:(

wait the grandmother?

oh no her grandma’s dead isnt FUCK

THATS BLOOD

THATS BLOOD BLOOD

FUCKING COMMERCIALS CAN YOU FUCKING NOT PLAES

ugh ok we back

oh BMY GOD THAT

GRANDMA NOO

OH MY GOODNESSS

who is copying cases

oh this

this is painful to watch

and we cut back to joongi

sidenote before he starts mcmurdering reporter-nim

mans is looking fiiiiinnneeee in that sweater and jeans outfit

and here we go

oh young joongi is pretty too

oooh threats are being thrown

oh young reporter-nim is like hot but also a rat man

like douchebag kinda kid

oh jesus are they gonna fucking stone him

rat man

ok not to be like that person but hammer time

rip mr reporter-nim huh

no

no i think that like a lot of kids dont tie up their peers and thrwow stones at them

oh is reporter-nim not going to die

tell me why red velvet’s psycho started playing in my head

and we cut to jiwon in the morgue

why would you break the ankle after the murder

souvenior?

grody to the max

what is it???

cute younger officer whose name escapes me atm is wearing a leather jacket i ascend

i really said i will be vaguely h*rny while watching this and no one can stop me

but i will be a medium stan

wow she had money

she had MONEY

oh this poor woman

oh is her son a rat man?

looks like

oh poor reporter-nim you really tried that

yikes the plastic has been laid out

and the realization strieks

yes please we all want to know the truth

im not afraid of him hes in korea im fine

a;lkdfa;lsdkj

WHO DID IT

F U C K

oh is this girl going to show up?

please dont

hm HATED THAT thanks

its really unfortunate that im still attracted to him, huh

camouflauge?

ugh again i lOVE her phone

EUNHA

ARE IS SHE OKAY???

FUCK COMMERCIALS

he be changinno nevermind theres a secret place ehind it

no dont turn off your

nevermind i just realized that it’s probably reporter-nim’s phone

joongi check yours

two missed calls

yeah the son is rat man

RAT MAN

thank god for dect. choi

man he really do not have many braincells that work all the time

love it for him

eunha what happened

i would hate to be in jiwon’s position

LISTEN UP SOOYOUNG’S MA I AM READY TO SQUARE THE FUCK UP

wh

mr joongi

what is going on

jiwon is NOT happy

i hATE IT HERE

no dont smile

ugh okay i guess its fine

lipstick???

inchresting

how things occur

oh eunha....

egg tarts do slap i will say

btich

he stole the mf doll

ok hes like definitely got  AL OT of issues

but fine okay i do like this parent momente

ugh i want an egg tart now

shut up that was really cute i love him an eunha

im so nervous about whats upcoming bc someone warned me about episode 10

what does that mean

WHAT SDOES IT MEna

also commercials suck

i didnt know that sprint and tmobile merged

eh whatever

i dont use them so its not my problem

i cannot stand this rat man

deadass youre saying that in front of an officer

dumbass

YES

OF FUCKING COURSE YOURE A SUSPECT

YOURE A RAT BASTARD

oh the times are gonna match with how long she was mcdeceased huh

what is they arguing about

the will?

oh

aldskfja;lsdk the rest of the bullpen is like *eyes emoji*

i love him so much mr cute

the fingerprint???

oh my god

was it the social worker??

oh but what would her motive be?

me and mr glasses have the same braincell

i mean yeah that was the obvious lead up but still

it is lipstick

oh is this jiwon’s mom?

does he recognize this necklace?

hmm

who is nam soon gil?

hes gonna pour it on the floor

damn

fair?  you think he cares about fairness?

fine ok

inch resting how things occur

thats a nice fucking car omg

commercial.

hhhf

OH ITS RAINING THATS FUN!!!

sorry irl its raining

i mean it would look bad if she says no right?

damn

im the man between detective choi and the other guy

oh interesting

wow

thats uh

what makes sense?

strange

oh joongi

threats???

there is not a doubt in my mind that joongi did not give a fuck about this guy after they stopped living together

the roof

i wish i had roof access in my building

:(

i lvoe the idea of it

anyways detective choi is manifesting right now

OH SHIT ITS THE BAG

pouch

whatever you want to call it

and oure preventing jiwon from doing hers

innocent mmsure

is

is the social worker lady also like joongi

too many stairs?

girl just wear different shoes???

go see a therapist???

oh yikes

literally just wear different shoes???

jesus

oh so she is like joongi

i doubt this lady can feel offense

its raining so hard outside im happy

jiwon is not amused

3% of them

shes gonna try to attack jiwonnie isnt she

oh what did ex roommate do

what did he do

bitch what the fuck

bitch what the fuck

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

jesus dude

do hyunsoo is dead *clap emoji*

wow the grave this man is digging is just getting deeper eh

rip to ex-roommate

it be like that sometimes

oh my god she really did attack jiwon

why is jiwon not bleeding

what in the world

is jiwon like her/?

omg if this is a mr and mrs smith situation but theyre both like that im going to be shook

oh my god is SHE????

i didnt think that this part happened so early in the show ngl

i thought it happened at least at e4

or e5

me too!!!  im the lady

there is the hippocratic oath but idk if thats an all medical thing or just the us

anyways

sleeping pills???

what is going on

why lie to him

ok like i get it

shut up i know its a lie but theyre so cute together T.T

oop this guy is gonna die right?

hmmm

thats a nice restaurant

too bad somethings gonna happen

yeah this mans is gonna die huh

what is it

what did you hear

no yeah we knew that

well, we heard it already

commercials why

i need to get up at six to watch german shows for class

hhhh

ok we back

jingle jingle jingle

thats not ominous at all

oop boy you gone eh

ok but like was it him though?

oh fucking mannequins i hate it here

i cannot handle the suspench please

this uh

this is kinda a lot creepy actually

which i understand is the point but still

oh dear

jiwonnie-ah

why is this like this

why is they just staring at each other???

y’all

WHAT FUCKING ENDING WAS THAT WHAT THE FUCK

thank you @ the flowers team on viki for this

but oh my god

oh MY GOD THE PREVIEWS FOR THE NEXT EP I CANNOT TAKE IT

okay oik ay okay i need to sleep but we’ve reached the end of the episode

i am quaking in disbelief

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[normiewrites]

nORMIE, I WAS THE ONE WHO SEND U THE SUB AKAASHI SCENARIO AND OH MY GOD, I WAS SO FUCKING H*RNY AND IM NOT ASHAMED OF IT UGH AND U DID A GREAT JOB SISTAAAH 😌👌🏻💕💘 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, HON ILYYY ❤️ I’LL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU MWAH 😘

😎

I mean, you gotta do what u gotta do.

You do you sistah, unless if akaashi can do u, then that’s something else ;)

thanks anon, this feedback means a lot to me! ilyt!

- normie-sama

lmao if only my crush was this easy to get, RIP

[lovesongforthedeadche]

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