#im giving my very best douchebag lesbian

[raccoonspooky]

So i went to spirit halloween today and i had to buy this hat and shirt ok. Fem hoe binclair would be one of those fuckboy lesbians like absolutely disrespecting women 😭

[theblobmaster]

first part fic rec: got7

GOT7/JJP

(very unfinished js)

the ones with hearts are favourites :)

All In A Day’s Work | Multiple Pairings, Youngjae-Centric | 2.749w

Youngjae woke up one morning to the feeling of sweat trickling down his back. Considering he was on his side, it was not a comfortable feeling.

Definite Soul | JJ Project | 81.467w

In this world, people just wants to be acknowledged. Praised for their acting. Applauded for their singing. Or just by doing their job well. But a select few just want to be remembered.

Wilder | JJ Project | 76.619w

Newly graduated, Jinyoung is determined to try new things. New parties, new boys, and when Mark asks for a favor, even volunteering as a counselor at summer camp. But new experiences can get complicated, and he quickly finds himself a little out of his depth.

the grandfather paradox | JJ Project | 32.822w | ♥

Jaebum locks himself in a cyclic normalcy of work, home, life, and the two people he now loves most in the world- his husband Jinyoung and six-year-old son Yugyeom. So when a mysterious teenager shows up in his life and messes all that up, to say that he's just a little displeased by the change would be an understatement. But Jaebum soon discovers there's more to this quiet, truthful boy than meets the eye, and knows that he has just about four days to find out why.

tea lights | Mark/Jackson | 72.146w

in his first year of high school, jackson joins the astronomy club and meets a quiet, star-loving boy called mark.

pushing daisies | JJ Project | 68.639w

in which jaebum insists he's never seen jinyoung before, and jinyoung insists he doesn't care, and the beginning of spring is late, but there are flowers everywhere.

hooked | JJ Project | Ongoing | ♥

Jinri is one of the newest cast members of We Got Married. Jaebum, of course, is Completely Fine With This. (Coed GOT7 AU)

you have stolen (me heart) | JJ Project | 13.275w

In retrospect, maybe a stripper would have been a better alternative to getting a hybrid as a pet.

read you like a magazine | JJ Project | 42.515w | ♥

Ever since Jaebum passed auditions and he didn't, Jinyoung's been hell-bent on hating the guy. Now that they're in uni together, it's like destiny is screwing up all of his plans.

Better Late Than Never | JJ Project | 45.302w

An AU in which Jinyoung and Jaebum are both pretentious rich boys who go to a prestigious college. All their lives they've hated each other, constantly competing for attention and approval from each other's parents and peers and just generally despising each other. But when Jaebum suddenly disappears in high school, Jinyoung doesn't have to worry about him anymore--until Jaebum shows up at Jinyoung's college five years later and everything goes straight to hell. Disastrous photoshoots, drunken camaraderie, and aggressive makeout sessions.

Of douchebags and pretty boys | JJ Project | 7.151w

You steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you're hot AU Starring Jinyoung the kindergarten teacher and Jaebum the (arrogant yet dorky) business man

we never go (out of style) | JJ Project | 5.027w

(you’ve got that james deen daydream look in your eyes)

Jinyoung and Jaebum don’t have bad blood, you heard it here first

soloist!JB and actor!Jr au

Mark of the Monster | Jackson/Mark | 11.192w

Jackson turns quickly, face still skywards, and he watches with fascination as Mark takes off. He's not sure he's ever seen anything more beautiful.

Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters/X-Men AU

This Christmas (I’ll give you my heart) | JJ Project | 33.736w

Jaebum and Jinyoung have a fight at the supermarket in the morning. Jaebum and Jinyoung find out they're arranged to be married in the evening. Jaebum and Jinyoung fall in love, but only in time.

OR

Shouting match over the last Christmas goose at the grocery store AU

yellow heart | JJ Project | 1.813w

there are quite a lot of mistakes a person can make when people shift up and down their snapchat best friends list, and it happens by chance that jackson fucks up the order on jinyoung’s phone by sending him endless videos of himself lip-syncing to old pop songs.

aka au where jinyoung sends jaebum nudes by accident

(why don’t you) speak it out loud | JJ Project | 9.477w | ♥

either way, jaebum suffers.

write your story | JJ Project | 3.505w

"Do you ever stop and worry sometimes about what would happen if you suddenly get hit by a car, and when you lay there bleeding out on the ground, the first thing anyone sees on your phone is a lesbian OT3 fic from the kink meme," Bambam wonders.

"No," says Jinyoung, because the thing he worries about the most isn't lesbian porn, but of anyone finding his growing collection of Jaebum's dick pics accumulated over the years. "I don't."

Or: a fandom/fic writer AU.

How to Get a Dick Pic in Five Steps | Mark/Jackson | 3.221w

It was three weeks since Mark hooked up with a guy he's been nonstop texting. With some pressuring from his asshole friends and a helpful five step list from Youngjae, Mark gets a dick pic.

keep it upstairs (for the grand finale) | Hyung-Line | 6.201w

Jaebum sees romantic, sexual, all and any other partners - Jaebum has always seen them as point a or point b, as parallel lines, separate entities. You pick one or you pick the other.

Jinyoung, on the other hand, puts point a and point b in a circle together, Jinyoung draws lines that criss and cross. Jinyoung pushes people together until they fuse. An alchemist creating something new.

king missile | multiple pairings | 6.721w

Jaebum and Jinyoung returned to the study room only to see five crying boys in front of them. Bambam was on his hands and knees, bowing repeatedly to a screaming Mark, who was being held back by Jackson.

Yugyeom was shaking underneath the table, cradling his head in his arms as he rocked back and forth. Youngjae was face down, another sticky note on his forehead which read, “He’s dead, I killed him.”

or: They have a group project final that everyone forgot about.

The Line That Separates Us | JJ Project | 19.659w

When Jinyoung turns eleven he can't wait to join his best friend Jaebum at Hogwarts. He isn't expecting something as trivial as being sorted into a different house to divide them.

opportunity cost | JJ Project | 4.377w | ♥

kim yugyeom, 25, is PA to park jinyoung, 29, feared ceo of park powers (this sounds marginally less ridiculous in korean). a lot more intellectually insulting and ghei than it sounds.

Love So Sweet | JJ Project | 6.763w

Jinyoung has a secret admirer that leaves him candies with messages on it. All he wants to do is to find out who it is, thank them for the affection, reject their feelings and then go back to thinking of Im Jaebum 24/7.

look  at me for a sec (don’t be too awkward) | JJ Project | 10.021w

in which a bludger shatters jinyoung's shoulder and jaebum ends up volunteering to feed him breakfast.

when i was a young boy | JJ Project | 8.011w

Gryffindors and Slytherins Do Not get along, every one knows this. It's bit unfortunate for Jinyoung and Jaebum, childhood friends sorted into the two rival houses.

Jaebum might not handle it very well.

(Alternately: Jaebum makes overdramatic generalisations and probably writes angsty early teen poetry.)

Untitled | JJ Project | 9.7K w | ♥

Flirting through the drive through radio

[im-fire-and-flood]

All for the Valentine’s Day asks :D

i deserve this :D

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? hmmm no not really2: Have you ever been deeply in love? id say yes, but i also think maybe im too young to truly know what that means.3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in? i think about 10 months??, im honestly drawing such a blank for time frames and i feel terrible for it4: Have you ever changed for someone? yes but for the good, i really appreciate the ways she changed me5: How is your relationship with your ex? i only really have 2 ex’s but im best friends with both6: Have you ever been cheated on? no7: Have you ever cheated? nope, i would never do that shit8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating? nooope9: What’s the most important part of a relationship? love, but love built on trust, and compassion   for me its really important to feel like i can tell my partner anything10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? im an intense person full of love  but a fling could be fun11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”? ive been on breaks, i dont really know how i    feel about them, it leaves everyone hanging, not really knowing whats happening12: How many people have you ever hooked up with? ive never hooked up13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? being really insensitive about some stuff    and i was just a bit of a prick at times, and i really regret that, but i learned from it14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? i dont really think anyone should be having sex  till they can support themselves financially for in case of child, but if youre gay…probably just till you live alone    its sorta weird to have sex in your parents house, so i guess 1815: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”? age sure is a number that determines a lot of stages of physical and mental growth16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”? naw, love is more then an impulse17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet? yes, but you gotta get to the person eventually, even if that will take a lot of work18: What do you consider a deal breaker? abusiveness or cheating19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship? when youre not happy, and there is no way to work through and become happy again20: Are you currently in a relationship? nope21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? yea i do, it might be weird for a bit, but if you love the person, you can make it work22: Do you think people should date their friends? i mean not all of them lmao, but if you have strong feeling why not go for it23: How many relationships have you had? if you count a week with someone waaay too old for me and like 2 months with a guy i was using to be straight, 4! the internet is an experience24: Do you think love can last forever? i like to think that25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? 100% but its sorta like… when people want god to handle everything, that shit doesnt work, you gotta workto conquer things26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? nooope my parents are terrible judgment and i dont care about their opinions, however my  sister could sway my opinion, maybe27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? dont rush28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? i think they can but they are also mildly painful when youre poor and have strict parents, but ithink they can work in like a really long run, or maybe they would work better if i was older and had more freedom29: What do you notice first about another person? their smile, or eyes30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? im a lesbian31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? nope, i suffer so honestly nothing is hotter than mutual suffering32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? no33: Do you want to get married one day? yea, i would love to have a wife34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed? NEVER ITS A CURSE35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? yea totally36: Are you still a virgin? yes37: What’s more important: Looks or personality? personality38: Do you enjoy love films? if they are gay and happy, yes, also some het romcoms are pretty good, im looking at you, the proposal39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? no but i gave bri sunflowers once40: Have you ever had a valentine? not in person41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”? late night drives, santa monica pier maybe, star gazing, or honestly doing anything my partner wants    ide love to plan a perfect date for my partner and really woo her42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”? no i havent43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends? ive never been with anyone who wasnt my friend,it would depend of the situation, i wouldnt lose my friends for a relationship i havent been in very long but i wouldnt lose a relationship becuase of something petty with a friend, its would be complicated44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”? im a giant sap45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? …yea 46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”? yes, thats a bullshit term but yes haha47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite? i dont care for famous couples but my current fav ship is peraltiago48: What’s your favorite love song? book of love, peter gabriel49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? i hope not50: If you’re single, why do you think you are? timing 51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy? …wtf guys, poor52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships? …im very blunt lmao53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single? not really54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)? not that important, also i hate facebook55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”? i can get jealous but i keep it in serious check56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship? no??? i hope not??57: x ? 58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship? im not really sure, romantically i dont want to be domanearing or be dominated59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary? well i forgot how long my last relationship was so im obviously terrible, but never really a date60: What’s your opinion on open relationships? im not personally into them, it seems messy and i love monagamous relationships for myself61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family? my family, but i want my partner to become family62: How do you define “cheating”? kissing, or flirting with anyone when you are in a relationship and your partner is unaware and not consenting to what youre doing with this other person63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate? i dont see how tbh, i guess i would talk to my partner about it, but i dont see why it would be an issue tbh64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated? mildly, however i also saw flowers at the store and instantly started planning how good of a wife i would be bringing flowers back to my love at home65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”? yea, im a touch starved bitch